Is it possible that...the second period was....even crazier?
Displeased with your snide remarks about his first maybe-accidental goal, Alex Ovechkin said to the haters, Poof! Be gone! Ovi ripped a wicked wrister into the back of the net from the circle, making it 4-0 Washington.
Then, on a power play and looking more like murderous mammals than men, Evgeny Kuznetsov and Nicklas Backstrom found T.J. Oshie in his patented slot spot, and Oshbae made it 5-0 Caps after forty minutes.
Third period ahead...