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Capital Ups and Downs: Week 11

Dec 2009 by J.P. - 482 comments

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Why no game recap last night?

by washfan29 on Dec 10, 2009 6:55 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

I figure with how spoiled we have been and how much content there has been recently we need to just let them have a day off here and there, who knows whats going on but just be glad we can still hold a discussion amongst ourselves and still have a good day on the blog.

by i12swim on Dec 10, 2009 7:09 AM EST up reply actions  

heh. no kidding.

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Dec 10, 2009 7:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Okay, that merits turning green.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 7:51 AM EST up reply actions  

JP is the Lady Gaga of SB Nation

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Jeez, no need to insult the man.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Mike Knuble approves.

"Let the rest be scared of us." - Emo Bunny Sasha Semin

by Scott in Shaw on Dec 10, 2009 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Kanoobie is knawing on the furniture waiting for 22 to get back in the lineup

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 10, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I want 22 back in the line up because life has been a little too pretty without Kanoobie photos.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

That dog has teeth?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That dog ain't gonna hunt!

Noooww you cut down that fence and get this goddamn platoon on the move!

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, personally I arrived at work late this morning and am just putting up my feet and reading the paper. I just feel like riding along today.

by MikeBrady on Dec 10, 2009 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Buncha freaking passengers, man.

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 10, 2009 7:33 AM EST up reply actions  

The top line was too tired, and perhaps a few finger injuries. They should have made some call ups from the Rink’s farm team.

AYHSMLN

by renhoak on Dec 10, 2009 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

That team’s a bunch of flakes. Don’t bother.

/pissed

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t be. The set up for this one was bad: they had a couple of blowouts against reeling teams, then kind of half-assed it in Tampa but won convincingly when Tampa mailed it in, then came up against a disciplined team that worked hard and committed to the system.

All the talk about going 100% every game is BS – can’t be done in an 82 game schedule.

They’ve got a chance to get fat against CAR and TOR. Going into those games, getting dominated by a working class team is good for their focus.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 10, 2009 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, if the Caps had to lose a game, I’d rather it be at Buffalo than against Carolina tomorrow night.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I never thought of it that way. Let’s not lose to the leafs again…

"And next year it will be ours."

by Ovechwin on Dec 10, 2009 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

oh dear god, if they lose to the bloody eff’ing Leafs, AGAIN, I’m leaping off the 14th Street bridge.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

The schedule makers are unkind to Caps, perhaps pro Canadian teams? Saturday vs Leafs will be second straight time Caps have to play them, in Toronto, after a game the previous night. Boo.

AYHSMLN

by renhoak on Dec 10, 2009 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

And the Leafs aren’t terrible so much as wildly inconsistent. they are more than capable of putting a good game or two together

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

The Leafs will attempt to bring their best, be really up, hosting the current beast of the east. One of the problems of being up on high?

AYHSMLN

by renhoak on Dec 10, 2009 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Plus: KESSEL

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 10, 2009 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

The schedule makers are unkind to Caps, perhaps pro Canadian teams?

Vancouver wouldn’t agree with that assessment. Because of the Olympics, the Canucks will play at home on January 27th and their next home game won’t be until March 13th. Now that’s a road trip.

by b.orr4 on Dec 10, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

isn’t it one of the longest ever in history?

Also, the Caps actually play some of the fewest games in December, comparative to teams like Montreal who playing something ridiculous like close to eighteen or so. I wouldn’t say it’s particularly unkind..

by Vinn on Dec 10, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know if it is the longest ever, but I do remember the Calgary Flames being on the road for an entire calendar month for the 1988(?) Winter Olympics because Calgary hosted the games that year.

And the NHL didn’t shut down for two and half weeks either.

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by Caps Nut on Dec 10, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s not like the schedule makers had an option though. You can’t use that as evidence of lack of Canadian favoritism. I’m also not saying I believe or disbelieve in any certain bias from the schedule makers. Just saying.

by sixsevenfiftysix on Dec 10, 2009 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

8 points available in this stretch that started at Tampa. When it started, I figured 6 total points would be a good showing, and 5 would be understandable.

The 2 on the line against Carolina and Toronto count as much in the standings as the 2 they squanderred last night.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 10, 2009 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, but from a fan perspective who would you rather lose to? The team that’s last in the conference or the one that’s third?

"And next year it will be ours."

by Ovechwin on Dec 10, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

3rd. Team that’s last would be pathetic and disgraceful.

They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

by Bman21212 on Dec 10, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Tough night for the SE division in general, all five teams lost.

Lobbies: Green, Carlson

by CapsFan2020 on Dec 10, 2009 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m over the game. That’s not what I’m pissed about.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Then what?

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

The lack of people committing to the pick up game I assume

"And next year it will be ours."

by Ovechwin on Dec 10, 2009 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

See the Pick up game post.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

You know I’d be there if I was in the same time zone…

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s kind of my issue. Looks like I’m going to be at the game in LA.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

It is much nicer out here

by Ginga on Dec 10, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Excuses are like assholes.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You have to wash them weekly.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

And now we know entirely too much about your poor hygiene regime.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Got a stick long enough for me to play from here?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Just order a Willie Mitchell model online. You can afford it big bad lawyer man.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

WILLIE MITCHELL USES BLADE TAPE

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn’t he also sharpen his own skates with a rock or something?

by panic13 on Dec 10, 2009 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry, I read too many ads in USA Hockey magazine….

by panic13 on Dec 10, 2009 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

big bad lawyer man

Nono, I’m always on the side of good.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Too bad. I’m always on the side of awesome.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Use Peerless as your game recap. Observation. Insight. Bullet points. Feels like home.

"Let the rest be scared of us." - Emo Bunny Sasha Semin

by Scott in Shaw on Dec 10, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

I wholeheartedly endorse this.

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Game Recap

1) Ryan Miller (cousin of Kelly, Kip and Kevin Miller) was awesome and stole goals from Ovechkin, Fleischmann, Backstrom, Giroux and Fehr.

2) Theo was less than awesome, allowed a bad goal, and two he had no chance on.

That’s pretty much what happened. It didn’t matter who was in net last night for the Caps, they were not going to beat Miller…he was in THE ZONE

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Caps on Dec 10, 2009 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

They didn’t have to beat him on the huge empty net opportunities they missed.

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Theo didn’t look good on the 2nd or 3rd goal (bad rebound into the slot on the 3rd goal). But he definitely wasn’t the only one who looked like crap on those plays.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Dec 10, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed on both points

It was a team loss. The guys looked tired and slow for most of the game, but they still got a lot of really good chances.
They could have really won even with their poor play if not for a white-hot Miller in goal.

If you don't wanna get hit, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!

by dlw66 on Dec 10, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Theo let in two bad goals. AO missed an empty net. BMo gave at least two goals away. Miller was good but let’s not act like he turned water into wine out there. He was in position and the Caps made him look awesome.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Sloan and Steckel out for end of 2nd, all of 3rd?

I cannot imagine Boudreau benching Sloan AND Steckel last night for an entire frame… what the heck happened? Especially with Pothier and the puck to the knee…

Sloan and Stecks were both out for the 1st and 2nd goals, and they were the common denominator:

3, 17, 23, 39, 60, 89
9, 39, 55, 60, 89

but…

3, 8, 20, 26, 33, 60 – what is up with this? Did Ovechkin get caught on the ice? He’s not normally out with 20 and 33… I’ll admit I turned it off last night before the Sabres struck their second time, but still…

With Pothier hurt, I can’t imagine Boudreau benching Sloan… unless he was so heinous that he’s about to get a ticket home to Hershey. And Steckel won 78% of his faceoffs!

If it comes down to it, the team outshot (35-28), out-dotted (66%-34%), out-hit (13-11), had fewer giveaways (9-2), and just got stoned by a red-hot goalie. Could they have played with a little more jump? Sure. Would it have helped against Ryan Miller at the top of his game? Maybe, maybe not.

FЯEED ALEX! NOW LOOK OUT, NHL!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 10, 2009 7:43 AM EST reply actions  

Sloan was heinous.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

As he has been most of the time he’s played D this season.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Dec 10, 2009 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean a 28 year old AHL call up isn’t a stalwart D man? Surely you jest.

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 10, 2009 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Boy was he ever.

Only YOU can prevent idiots from commenting!

by Knee high to a duck on Dec 10, 2009 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

If memory serves, Ovechkin was just coming back on after the diving call.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 7:45 AM EST reply actions  

So it’s one of those “almost” power play goals. Got it.

FЯEED ALEX! NOW LOOK OUT, NHL!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 10, 2009 7:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Weren’t they skating four on four? So, no, just bad.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 7:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Of those 4:

1 was skating his first shift since going off due to equipment/injury/who knows what
1 was an emergency recall
1 was Alexander Giroux

How much of that made Tallinder look like Bobby Orr remains to be seen.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 8:21 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

remains to be seen? Coffee, come here.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

My bad, I skipped looking at who was identified as being on the ice.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

What’s the verdict on the diving call? Legit?

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 7:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I like Locker’s thinking last night. Namely, if Ovi has a scoring chance, why would he take a dive instead?

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 7:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll accept that his fall was theatrical in appearance on the replay, but do you do something like that to sell the trip, or to alter the way you fall to the ice? I agree with what Locker said, but I can see the ref thinking, this guy weighs 237 and can get tripped up that hard?

And I hate the offsetting call. It’s one or the other.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 7:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I vehemently disagree with the “it’s one or the other” line of thinking.

by sixsevenfiftysix on Dec 10, 2009 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Posted before I read that there’s already a conversation discussing this below. Disregard.

by sixsevenfiftysix on Dec 10, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

In slow-mo, it looks bad. Didn’t see a real-time replay. I dunno, I can see how you might not want to “fight” a fall and risk landing funny.

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by apk3000 on Dec 10, 2009 8:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Tragic.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 7:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate that call anyway. I’ve always felt its either a dive or a foul…it can’t possibly be both by any type of logic. At that point though, with the way the game was going, I just shook my head.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 7:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree with this 100%. The only time a foul and a dive should be called is if there’s a hook. Tripping should involve the guy going down.

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 7:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I disagree with this 100%. It can easily be both a foul AND an embellishment by the fouled player.

That said, I think that if the League wants diving out of the game, the rule should be that a dive negates the initial infraction.

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 7:58 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s my point. If there’s a dive called, a foul shouldn’t be called as well.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:10 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

IMO dive and embellishment are not synonyms.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 8:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, your opinion is somewhat contrary to the NHL rule book. Rule 64:

64.1 Diving / Embellishment – Any player or goalkeeper who blatantly dives, embellishes a fall or a reaction, or who feigns an injury shall be penalized with a minor penalty under this rule. …

But I think we’re on the same page here that it’s poorly written and frequently misapplied.

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 8:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We don’t see enough PPs given because of diving. Almost always diving results in a PP for or a 4-on-4. Not exactly discouraging.

by red army line on Dec 10, 2009 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d say losing a PP is pretty discouraging….

by sixsevenfiftysix on Dec 10, 2009 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

If you dive, you can draw a PP that wasn’t there before. Worst case, your team will continue at ES. Not discouraging, that, unless your team absolutely sucks at 4-on-4.

by red army line on Dec 10, 2009 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

More people need to see this.

by sixsevenfiftysix on Dec 10, 2009 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed that the League should legislate it out.

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 8:16 AM EST up reply actions  

This.

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by hotdog88gt on Dec 10, 2009 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

per NHL rulebook.
52. a. A minor penalty shall be imposed on a player who attempts to draw a penalty by his actions (“diving”).
91. a. A minor penalty shall be imposed on any player who shall place his stick or any portion of his body in such a manner that it shall cause his opponent to trip and fall.

If he’s falling, it’s a trip, and I can see no reason to call a dive when the guy is falling. Falls are awkward. If the guy “just feels a stick around his feet” and falls, and that’s clear, why call the trip?

64. a. A minor penalty shall be imposed on a player who impedes the progress of an opponent by “hooking” with his stick.

As I said above, it’s my belief that hooking you can embellish hooking better than tripping.

The problem with this is what people take to mean “diving.” I take it to mean embellishing a stick foul, which is what’s called in nearly all situations. But the wording fo the rule says “An attempt to draw a penalty by his actions.” This includes, but isn’t limited to feigning injury and turning into the boards to try and draw checking from behind penalties.

If you’re going to word a rule like that, then call the penalties like that. Also, I think a dive should negate the initial infraction, unless the initial infraction is a major (Which sounds like it’d be a really rare situation, but could happen, I guess).

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Diving is just not as limited in the rule book as you’d like it to be.

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

No, it’s not, which is why I added what I did at the end. For how diving is called, you’d think it was only for HHTs. Either completely re-write the rule, or call it how the rule is written.

(Moreso, I got mad and started changing what I meant my post to say about halfway through. It really is a poorly written rule, or if not, it’s called only in weird situations)

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually like the KHL’s term for this – “simulation”.

FЯEED ALEX! NOW LOOK OUT, NHL!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 10, 2009 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d prefer that too. Isn’t that the Olympic terminology as well?

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m not sure what if the NHL and IIHF rule books differ in what they term this offense, but in soccer, it’s always officially called simulation. It could just be that European observers are more likely to mimic that convention than North Americans.

by sixsevenfiftysix on Dec 10, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Fine, I can understand that. But I don’t remember the last time I saw just a dive. The MO seems to be to call the dive and then figure out what made the player dive and call that too.

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 10, 2009 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I have seen diving called by itself… I don’t remember the game, but it does happen.

FЯEED ALEX! NOW LOOK OUT, NHL!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 10, 2009 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Thats my point. I’m sure i’ve seen it, but it happens so infrequently it is essentially worthless. A dive, at worst, will leave your team 4 on 4 because of the way the game is called.

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 10, 2009 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Sean Avery’s famous dive was only called a dive.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

It was literally a dive. Like off a diving board and into a pool. Headfirst.

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember Ilya Kovalchuk had a breakaway against the Caps, it must have been 5 years ago, and he got called for diving. Just Diving, no other penalties on the play.

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by Marshall Pirate on Dec 10, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Right – the dive on its own is rarely ever called. It’s only really used to even up a call the ref isn’t 100% sure about, it seems.

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

dingdingdingdingding!

The diving call is perhaps the single most subjective call a referee will make. I have the feeling whenever I see the coincidental calls that the ref is hedging his bets…maybe he did, maybe he didn’t, so we’ll keep the teams even and just embarrass the sucker.

I responed in my scribbles elsewhere that it’s either/or, not both. But I think JP nailed it. The diving call should negate the other infraction. It’s like personal fouls in football (in the old days) — they trumped things like offside or illegal procedure.

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by ThePeerless on Dec 10, 2009 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I asked my buddy Gabe over at Behind the Net to run the numbers and here’s what he found:

Over the past two seasons, 12% of all diving calls were made on their own, 88% were called coincidentally with another minor. Here are those other penalties:

Boarding – 1
Charging – 1
Cross-checking – 10
High-sticking – 3
Holding – 5
Hooking – 31
Interference – 16
Goalie Interference – 1
Roughing – 8
Slashing – 6
Tripping – 23
Spearing – 1
Fighting – 2

Some head-scratchers there (how the hell do you dive when you’re being boarded?!), but it’s interesting data. The diving penalty, as presently applied, is being tragically misused.

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

how the hell do you dive when you’re being boarded?!)

Feigning an injury? Or embellishing the fall?

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That implies he was boarded and he wasn’t.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Oh come one, Kaleta didn’t dive. Sure, he turned away from the hit in an idiotic way, but it’s not like he drove his own face-shield into the boards. Ovi absolutely hit him, and knocked him down. Maybe the hit was legal, maybe it wasn’t, but Kaleta didn’t dive.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

turned away from the hit in an idiotic way,

Could this not serve to “embellish”? Made the hit look worse than it was.

by redlineblue on Dec 10, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know if that was to me or redline but I don’t think he dove. I also don’t think he was boarded.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Fighting – 2

Huh?

Come to think of it, Brads’ crumple to the ice does look mildly embellished. Faker!

by Cluster on Dec 10, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I can only assume that the fight and the dive were called at the same time but were unrelated incidents. I mean, who embellishes getting his face punched?

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Goalies.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha goalies are the worst floppers that ever flopped.

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally. Look at all the diving calls that were associated with goalie interference!

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think that makes a good argument for goalies being the BEST divers to ever dive.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, i guess it depends on your perspective

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by kellobellow on Dec 10, 2009 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Pro Wrestlers?

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Mankind begs to differ.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

You’d actually have to be getting punched in the face.

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a good fanshot, maybe over at Mirtle’s where it’ll get cross-league attention…

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hold off, if you would, and I’ll post it later.

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I ain’t fanposting nothing this week. I shouldn’t even be reading these and commenting…

I sure hope one day I’ll have the time research and write one up again

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

By the wording of the rule, if you turn into the boards to get checked from behind, it’s boarding, if you ask me.

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought tripping would have been the number one. Very interesting to see hooking as the leader.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

And it should be a PIM to clamp a stick under your arm to draw the call (even if it’s almost impossible for the ref to see live).

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

My team got called for three different hooks last night because of this. It’s like the ref puts his arm up before he realizes what’s happening, and then doesn’t change his mind just out of stubbornness.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, a ref should NEVER change his mind. EVER. You lose all credibility should you ever do so. First choice, get the call right. Second choice, get the call wrong. Last choice, change your mind.

by sixsevenfiftysix on Dec 10, 2009 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno. Like everyone else, calling the dive and the trip drives me absolutely crazy, but last night’s was one instance where I may have called both. There was definitely the intent to trip, but Ovechkin definitely sold the trip. Had he not done the little pirouette on his way down it would have just been a trip.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 8:08 AM EST up reply actions  

(And for anyone who asks “who can it be a foul and a dive?” I’d ask in return, “Have you ever seen a soccer game?”)

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 8:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Those soccer players are the worst.

/Cherry’d

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Well they’re mostly European so it’s a given.

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 10, 2009 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I wonder how Don Cherry feels about Robyn Regehr.

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Isn’t he Brazilian? Or did I read that he got a Brazilian?

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

He was born in Brazil. His parents are Canadian missionaries, so he also spent time in Indonesia before moving back to Saskatchewan, so he’s from WESTERN Canada, which doesn’t count. The only good Canadian boys come from Ontario.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Got it – his parents are Canadians who do it missionary and he likes to get Brazilians.

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought they were Mormons, but turns out theyre Mennonites.

Mennonites are awesome. I had to deal with some in western Maryland once, and their 7 or 8 year old son was more jacked than I was. HUGE arms.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I went to a Mennonite school in Maryland for many years.

FЯEE NYLANDER

by SethB on Dec 10, 2009 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually prefer Canadiens of the Western variety as opposed to the Eastern variety….have you ever met a Habs or Leafs fan?

Western Canadiens are good, tough farm boys. Modest and hardworking.

by Link_Gaetz on Dec 10, 2009 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Jeff Schultz and Karl Alzner sure are good boys, just wish they would drop the mitts once in a while. Is Mike Green a transplant from Quebec with all that silly hair product?

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 10, 2009 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

♫♪There’s no Canada like French Canada. It’s the best Canada in the land.♫♪

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

The Rabbit’s favorite Cap is also a good Western Canadian boy.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Pride of Wawota.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 10, 2009 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

My point. Some of the worst divers in soccer are those gorram Brazirians.

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Props for use of Firefly Slang

by ididntdoit on Dec 10, 2009 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Holding jobs were I can’t swear, Gorram is now a habit >_<

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

i tend to use that, and Frak a lot

by ididntdoit on Dec 10, 2009 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

A Brazilian? Regehr is a good rugged defensive Dman, but no way I’d give him that big of a contract.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Dec 10, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

But that would let him hang out with Ed Belfour.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But was the little pirouette an attempt to sell it, or just Ovechkin’s hard skating and what actually happened when he was tripped? At-speed, can you tell?

FЯEED ALEX! NOW LOOK OUT, NHL!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 10, 2009 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely not legit. The replays were misleading due to the slow mo. During the comm’l break I rewound on DVR and watched real time and you can see how he got tripped and ended up spinning. Terrible call.

Of course, not like that call decided the game.

by CarlosLA on Dec 10, 2009 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Ovi went spinning like a top. Dive.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps not a dive, but embellishment almost certainly, and under the rule, embellishment gets flagged the same as a dive.

The better team won last night, so I’m not too wound up about the call.

BP said it first, but I wholly agreed then and now: with three roadies and four games in six days, the odds of losing one (or more) in desultory fashion were awfully high.

We’ll see how they rebound.

What does the regular season mean?

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 10, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

They are still on top and we did SO Buffalo after a similar tough road trip for them. I thought we would lose last night really.

I said dive as in the rule. Yes I agree it fell under the embellishment part of the rule.

As far as the regular season goes I hope our goes can be a little tougher and stop getting injured every week. I wouldn’t mind being 1st or 2nd seed though.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

A halt to the injury train would be nice, I agree. Pothier is the 5/6/7 guy on this team, though. If his being out leads to the Return Of Alzner, I’ll take it.

A Top 2 seed would be nice, but only that. The Caps have the talent, if healthy, to take a playoff series on the road.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 10, 2009 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Not legit. Got his right leg kicked out from behind and spun and went down. Refs are looking to send a message either to AO or to everyone else that they don’t give him special treatment. In so doing they are giving him special treatment. Lame.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:39 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Diving always gives me an excuse to break out the Jakob Markstrom video I enjoy so much.

LINK

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha, that was great.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Read the rule. He definitely got tripped, but if you try to “sell” the call, that’s also a penalty.

Is this rule applied inconsistently? Yes.

Does that make this call the wrong call? No.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 10, 2009 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Disagree but whatever. How it’s normally called is entirely relevant. That’s no worse than what ever star in the league does and given the angle that’s exactly how he would go down. It’s bullshit.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

The reason I didn’t like the call is that the ref basically said ‘I don’t like how you fell, I am calling a penalty’.

by Jarmo55 on Dec 10, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

But the “how you fell” part is exactly the issue at hand. Had he not fallen like that (corkscrew) he would not have given the ref the impression he was embelleshing.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s the BS part though. He was tripped from behind, he fell. If he knew it was coming maybe he would have been more prepared, and fallen more to the ref’s liking.

by Jarmo55 on Dec 10, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s a waste of both our time to continue this. But the bottom line is that the way he fell was not natural, maybe the trip gets called if he doesn’t corkscrew and maybe it does. But he deserved the call last night for for embellishing the trip.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

If only you could see me giving you a little golf clap…bravo sir bravo, you’ve certainly made your point, Ovechkin never makes a mistake, how silly of me.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s how you fall when your one leg is kicked out from behind. Let me get the MS Paint…

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

This is exactly what I was thinking. The league has their collective eyes on Ovechkin. He’s labeled a dirty player now thanks to the smear-campaign run on him, and he will get no special privileges — to the extent that you describe — will give him special treatment in a negative fashion.

Hopefully this won’t last long, but who knows.

by _Skullduggery_ on Dec 11, 2009 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought he may have twisted around and embellished it a little, but I can by that maybe he was trying to catch his fall with his hands instead of falling straight on back.

Given how diving has been (not) called in the NHL, I don’t think it was a great call, but I don’t have a huge problem with it. I would like it if this were a sign they were going to crack down on diving more, but I’m not that naive. I also found it odd that even the Buffalo broadcast was saying that it wasn’t a dive and the Sabres were lucky. That says a lot.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Dec 10, 2009 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I also found it odd that even the Buffalo broadcast was saying that it wasn’t a dive and the Sabres were lucky. That says a lot.

Yeah, like it wasn’t a fucking dive. These are the same assholes that thought it was unquestionably a hit from “behind” on Kaleta.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Ovi often looks like he’s embellishing because he’s just let his body go, so that he can get up faster. He doesn’t protect himself from falls the way normal folks do. He just flops and then springrs right up.

(I didn’t get to see last night’s game, so I didn’t see the play in question)

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

If memory serves...

 

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 9:18 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Friendly tip of the day:

Check out the “What We’re Reading” sidebar on the main page for your makeshift Caps Clips.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 7:46 AM EST reply actions  

Also, post any interesting articles you come across back to this thread for all to enjoy.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 7:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll get the ball rolling. THN posted a list of Calder candidates. Looks like Varley isn’t always passed over. (Apologies if this was already posted).

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 8:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Forget the Calder, this guy is in the running for the Vezina…as long as he can stay healthy.

well damn… now that’s some varly love

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Dec 10, 2009 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Obviously, at this point, the last part of that quote is the important one. Groin injuries with goalies always scare me. Groin injuries with goalies that rely on athleticism as much as Varly terrify me.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 8:10 AM EST up reply actions  

The good thing is that the team’s in a position where they can be extra cautious.

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by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 8:18 AM EST up reply actions  

working in varly’s favor is his extreme flexibility. Almost always easier to come back from a minor pull when you have such a huge range of motion.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t he have groin issues last year also?

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe? I remember the one that really kept him off the bench for a while was a knee issue. There might have be a slight tweek at another point in the season.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it was knee…I can’t remember. I know this is just the pessimist in me talking, but I hope durability does not become an issue with him.

Does his style of play and his reliance on athleticism leave him more prone to injury than say a positional goalie?

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely yes. And I believe he had a groin problem at some point with the Bears last year.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Does his style of play and his reliance on athleticism leave him more prone to injury than say a positional goalie?

Yes, BUT, I’ve noticed that he’s no where near as twitchy as he was last season, or even in October. He’s become better at staying clam and not doing the full body freak out every time to puck comes near. He’ll never be the most positionally sound goalie, but he’s made great strides, imo. That, combined with his ability to explode across the crease and/or contort himself to stop a puck has the potential to turn him into one of the most feared goalies in hockey.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 11:00 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That’s right, Joe. Now, let me get out my telistrator and we’ll diagram some goals.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

oh god, did I really just sound like Joe B? eeeeeeeeek.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

heh, it just sounds like an evaluation (accurate one) that I’ve heard about 20 times now.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

ah, gotcha. I miss a lot of the TV games because I got to home games, and then I usually running around trying to take care of real-life stuff the rest of the week. I’ll have the game on in the background, but I don’t get to watch nearly as close as I would like. Apologies from ripping off Joe B!

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

No apologies necessary, I’m just busting your (metaphorical) balls.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s a great point, RB, and I’ve noticed the same thing

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

For what it’s worth I think he’s really great positionally for every initial shot and for most follow-up shots. He is just good athletically that he seems to scramble and use his limbs a lot more for those 2ndrd chances.

The bigger problem is getting him to not give up those rebounds but unfortunately those will happen no matter who the goalie is.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

His puck handling outside the crease is also greatly improved. Last season, I would hold my breath every time he went behnd the net to get a puck and try to pass it to someone.

by patred48 on Dec 10, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s improved by 100%

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, that’s improved by 100%

On a scale of 1 to 10, it’s now a “2” instead of a “1”…

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well Irbe is his coach =]

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Peerless is peerless as usual.

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 10, 2009 8:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Interesting note from Peerless:

Among the streaks ending with this game is the 30-gamer the Caps had in which they led at some point during the game.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 8:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Funny how that streak matches how many games they’d played this season going into last night..

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

You’re so observant. (I keed, of course.)

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by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Ovechkin’s top ten goals tonight at 7 on NHL-Net, with reax from his teammates.

I must admit I’m not a fan of these kinds of things mid-season.

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 10, 2009 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

damn, I have to entertain board member tonight.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

They have another Top-10-Ovechkin-Goals show they broadcast periodically. Oh man the wife going to be thrilled there’s a new one to watch!!!

by Ginga on Dec 10, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

In case you can’t catch it tonight, it runs again on Friday at 7 (great scheduling) and Saturday at 6:30.

And for those of you who want to gouge your eyes out, the debut of Classic Series: Caps vs. Penguin Scum 2009 is next Wednesday, December 16th at 7 pm, replay on Saturday the 19th at 4 pm.

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by Caps Nut on Dec 10, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

#neededmoreVarlamov
#neededmoreKnuble
#neededmoreAlzner
#neededmoreBradley
#neededmoreMattyP

also

#neededlessRyanMiller

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 10, 2009 7:48 AM EST reply actions  

He did make me glad he’s our Olympic goaltender.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 7:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Guaranteed he’s injured by then. Fragile bastard.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

6’2" 175 lbs, he’s one spindly bastard

AYHSMLN

by renhoak on Dec 10, 2009 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

jesus, does he have a 26 inch waist?

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

bet he’s one of those people that can eat anything at great volumes and still have no body fat

AYHSMLN

by renhoak on Dec 10, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

bastard. I used to be like that until last year. eff’ing metabolism went straight to hell.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

hey, for you it might just be your body prepping for feminine biological duty to the preservation of the species

AYHSMLN

by renhoak on Dec 10, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

eh, my metabolism crashed after having (yet another, but this time not sports-related!) surgery. My grandmother was super thin her whole life and never watched what she ate, apparently.

besides, I’m not so sure the species should be preserved. I like certain people (like my fellow Rats and Rabbits!) but on the whole, I really don’t like humanity :)

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Misanthropy FTW.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

An “ectomorph.”

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh and I think he is actually more along the lines of 165-170 not that it means much. I bet after a game he weighs about 160.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, I’m sure that TT will step up and show that last year wasn’t a fluke.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Dec 10, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

And Craig Anderson will rebound and get back to his October form…

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I miss my olympic goaltender =-(

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Bumpy trip home for the boyz last night.

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 10, 2009 8:02 AM EST reply actions  

At least they got home. Saw Tarik wondering if he’d get out this morning.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Did anyone watch the Junior Seau thingy last night?

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 10, 2009 8:21 AM EST reply actions  

All I saw were the promos….“how do I get up?!”

Speaking of promos, Al Koken’s Thompson Creek Windows commercials, with the “action photos” of Smokin’ Al in various poses, are terrifying.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I meant to watch it, but I forgot. Anyone know if it will be shown again?

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh, to answer my own question, the episode will re-air on Saturday at 7:30 pm.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Something tells me you won’t be watching at that time.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea. Bad timing for Caps fans.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 8:29 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s why there are DVRs.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

And again on Sunday at 10:00 pm.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

DVRRRRR!!!

FЯEED ALEX! NOW LOOK OUT, NHL!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 10, 2009 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

And the VCRs of the world all cry out, in unison:

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I have neither.. I wish this would change.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I was going to watch the Junior Seau thing, but I decided to waste my night watching Thousand Ways to Die (worth it) and Manswers (Lost all respect I had for it).

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 10, 2009 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll be wasting my night tonight watching Jersey Shore.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

A someone of Italian heritage, words cannot decsribe my disgust for that show. I never thought it was possible, but my opinion of MTV is actually lower with the airing of that piece of garbage.

by b.orr4 on Dec 10, 2009 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I had no idea that show even existed, but flipping through the channels last night I came across it. I just stared at the TV for 10 mins w/ my jaw on the floor, then managed to flip away. A new low to be sure.

by bigeugene on Dec 10, 2009 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

As someone who has lived on the Jersey Shore, the thought of watching this show gives me nightmares.

by Cluster on Dec 10, 2009 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen it yet, but I admit that I’m a bit intrigued. I spend all of my summers as a kid at the Jersey Shore.

"Let the rest be scared of us." - Emo Bunny Sasha Semin

by Scott in Shaw on Dec 10, 2009 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

duck face jerks

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

They really do exist. This isn’t Hollywood.

by Cluster on Dec 10, 2009 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I choose to reject this reality.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I like Blue Steel better.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

La Tigra

Caps fan in Minnesota

by ennisj471 on Dec 10, 2009 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

JERSEY FOUL.

Winterion Game Studios
Visit us online at : http://winterion.com

by winterion on Dec 10, 2009 6:27 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

There was a time where you had respect for it?

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of promos, Al Koken’s Thompson Creek Windows commercials, with the "action photos" of Smokin’ Al in various poses, are terrifying.

/obligatory terrorizing due to my current pic

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 8:25 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

My chick saw that and said “It looks like he’s taking a dump!” He even drew back there to illustrate it.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

The scarier one is the one of him holding the wallet full of money that he “saved”

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:30 AM EST up reply actions  

You don’t walk around holding your wallet after you buy something on sale at Target? Weirdo.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

A tastefully telestrated rec for your new avatar.

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 10, 2009 8:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Al agrees

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Something tells me, telestrator aside, that’s not the first time Al’s hit that pose.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Well….i’ve heard that Al is fond of the money shot.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:38 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Nice, but I have to throw away the egg mcmuffin now.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm… ready to head off to the gentleman’s club, eh?

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 10, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Lovin’ Al’s tan here.

by Cluster on Dec 10, 2009 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Seductive unbuttoning of his top..

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Sexy farmer’s tan awaiting just beneath.

by Cluster on Dec 10, 2009 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say that’s a “tan” as much as it appears to be “alcoholism”

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

lol’d

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Watched it, enjoyed it. You get to see some of the guys messing around at practice, and there are some cool clips of the bench reactions to goals during the Bruins game. Little stuff like that where you get inside access to practice/game day. Sure there was a lot of the usual “here’s how hockey works!!!” fluff that you sometimes get with this type of thing, but it was cool because it was the Caps.

by Kolzilla on Dec 10, 2009 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I saw most of it. Fell asleep at the end of the game, so I woke up after the show started. Apparently, they started earlier than 11:30, so my DVR missed the beginning, too. I thought it was fun, but if it had been any team other than the Caps, I doubt I’d have bothered. And if Versus actually wants people to watch the dang thing, premiering an episode at 11:30 is not the way to go, when most nights their games are over at 9:30.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I was DirecTV’d

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

My DVR missed the beginning also, but fortunately it will be repeated. Although if they would have started it at the time they said they’d be starting it in the first place…

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Dec 10, 2009 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. I even set the DVR for extra time, just in case the game ran into OT/shootout.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah they did replay it around 2AM, though, so I managed to catch the beginning afterward, since I had missed it too. I thought it was pretty cool. I’d probably have watched it even if it wasn’t the Caps (but it’s more awesome because it is!) And actually the other Sports Jobs episodes they played after were pretty neat, too. Seems like a good series.

by beta on Dec 10, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching Giroux reminds me of something Craig Laughlin recalled a few games ago about talking with Karl Alzner about the difference between the NHL and the AHL. In the AHL, Alzner said, you have a second to figure out options of what you want to do. In the NHL, you just have to have your option already figured out and just DO IT (or words to that effect). With Giroux, it always seems like he’s trying to figure out what to do with the puck. It makes it appear he’s lollygagging. And you know what that makes him? A lollygagger.

by patred48 on Dec 10, 2009 8:33 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Maybe he just needs some motivation? Candlesticks are always nice.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, I see no reason to insult him. He’s not an NHL-caliber player? That’s OK. Most of us aren’t. Giroux does seem to frequently be half a step behind at the NHL level, but he’s top drawer in the AHL. What it makes him, IMO, is a career AHL player, and there is no crime in that.

FЯEED ALEX! NOW LOOK OUT, NHL!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 10, 2009 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I see no reason to insult him.

We insult him because he sucks.
[/Cled]

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Really we only insult him because he’s in the NHL. Nobody insults Giroux the Hershey Bear.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Giroux the Bear is awesome. Giroux the Capital, not so much. More power to him to try and break AHL scoring records, considering how frequently he ends up spending time in DC. It’s pretty incredible, really.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

So the next time the phone rings in Hershey and GMGM wants him to come up, he should just say “nah, I’m not coming, I suck in the NHL”?

Just shoot me.

by OldPhil on Dec 10, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

“Oh, just call up Oskie instead.”

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he just needs to use the Fehrchkin stick.

"No TV and no beer make Homer go something something."

by apk3000 on Dec 10, 2009 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

His release is about as quick as David Steckel’s.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think Giroux cashes in like Steckel in game 2 vs PIT. Off the skate, onto the stick, one-timed 7-hole.

by red army line on Dec 10, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Morning Skate

I plan on going down to Kettler tomorrow for morning skate. Any other Rinkers plan on going?

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 8:33 AM EST reply actions  

I was contemplating it, but it depends 100% on how hung over I am! If I’m there, I’ll be the tall bearded dude with a camera with a huge white lens.

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Dec 10, 2009 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Get some photos of Matty for me.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

And I’ll make wallpapers for everyone.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Ooooh, Canon L glass, I presume? Lucky you!

by bigeugene on Dec 10, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup, I use a 70-200/2.8 IS and occasionally a 2x teleconverter…great for action shots.

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Dec 10, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Thats some pretty heavy hardware. Lucky you is right.

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 10, 2009 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and feel free to share any shots. :)

by bigeugene on Dec 10, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll probably be there…life tastes good when all of the bosses are out of town.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice. I have off every other Friday because I work a 9/80 schedule. It works out well for fairly regular trips to Kettler.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh. I too do the 9/80 many weeks, but for some reason my boss still expects to see me on the 2nd Friday.

/look for the ginger if you wanna chat

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll most likely be wearing a Mike Green t-shirt and be standing in the far corner so I can watch the goalie up close. I’m a young looking dude and apparently look younger than my age.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Ladies, if you haven’t watched the BMo interview after the game last night go watch it now. It’s posted on the Caps website. GMGM walks by, then Erskine, then …… but don’t stick around until the end of the interview or you’ll get to see Aucoin without a shirt and it is not pretty.

Lobbies: Green, Carlson

by CapsFan2020 on Dec 10, 2009 8:54 AM EST reply actions  

Haha….the Al Koken money shot already cost BP his egg mcmuffin….this may cost him his coffee.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, if I want to see a sick polar bear, I’ll rewatch the first couple seasons of Lost.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha. I just finished season 4 last night.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Assuming you haven’t seen any of 5, they really let their geek flag fly, but I think it works.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope. I haven’t started the fifth season yet. I’ll probably start tonight and finish by next week at the rate I’ve been watching them. That stuff’s addicting.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it February yet? I rewatched some of season 5 on G4 and felt like I was watching brand new shows. There is sooo much to retain, it’s hard to remember it all. I almost wish I hadn’t been watching since the beginning and just watched them all on DVD. It’s 10x easier that way.

by terpgrrl on Dec 10, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been streaming them all from Netflix. It’s great.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

or you’ll get to see Aucoin without a shirt and it is not pretty.

Can somebody get the li’l feller a sandwich?

by patred48 on Dec 10, 2009 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

According to hockeysverige.se
 Brothers Michael and Peter Nylander have a common problem at the moment, none of them play hockey right now. A common solution may be on horizon. According to Finnish mtv3.fi are the brothers offered as a package to clubs, among them teams in the Finnish SM-liiga.

Michael Nylander have been out in the cold for quit some time. Nylanders club the Washington Capitals.The season is already halfway into December and he still hasn’t played a single NHL game, only five for the Grand Rapids Griffins of the AHL. Last month the 37-year-old were close to being loaned to the KHL, but nothing concrete came from that.

 Peter Nylander 33, got fired last month by his KHL club Amur Khabarovsk and has yet to sign with another club. Now it remains to be seen if any club is interested in delivering a Christmas package with the two Nylander brothers in it.

Brothers Michael and Peter Nylander have a common problem at the moment, none of them play hockey right now. A common solution may be on horizon. According to Finnish mtv3.fi are the brothers offered as a package to clubs, among them teams in the Finnish SM-liiga.

Michael Nylander have been out in the cold for quit some time. Nylanders club the Washington Capitals.The season is already halfway into December and he still hasn’t played a single NHL game, only five for the Grand Rapids Griffins of the AHL. Last month the 37-year-old were close to being loaned to the KHL, but nothing concrete came from that.

 Peter Nylander 33, got fired last month by his KHL club Amur Khabarovsk and has yet to sign with another club. Now it remains to be seen if any club is interested in delivering a Christmas package with the two Nylander brothers in it.

by Ice Warrior on Dec 10, 2009 9:05 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Tack så mycket.

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Peter Nylander 33, got fired last month by his KHL club Amur Khabarovsk and has yet to sign with another club. Now it remains to be seen if any club is interested in delivering a Christmas package with the two Nylander brothers in it

.

I think i’d rather have this as a christmas present

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 9:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Iiiiinterestink… very very interestink….

FЯEED ALEX! NOW LOOK OUT, NHL!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 10, 2009 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny…

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 10, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

New meaning to the term “Puck Bunny”.

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Dec 10, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I apologies for my total lack of editing skills today.

by Ice Warrior on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Isn’t it ironic that even an article about Nylander doubles around and repeats itself. Maybe it’s because there were two Nylanders.

by b.orr4 on Dec 10, 2009 9:13 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

It all comes back to circles.

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 10, 2009 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Sure does...

They’re hockey’s version of a Venn Diagram

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

As in, “venn do ve diagrrrrram ze vay out uff town for Nylander?”

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 10, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

That is darling.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 10, 2009 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

He looks a little like Keanu Reeves in Youngblood

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Matt looks so sweet. So this is what MP looks like with short hair. Boy, he’s changed a lot over the years.

He still looks sweet with long hair.

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Dec 10, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s the kind of photo we grabbed for the senior night poster (son’s soccer team). It’s adorable. Oh, crap, there’s that word again. But in this case, it’s okay, because he was what, 14?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Awwww! What a cutie-pie!

FЯEED ALEX! NOW LOOK OUT, NHL!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 10, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh.

FЯEED ALEX! NOW LOOK OUT, NHL!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 10, 2009 10:38 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

So cute and sweet like the boy in middle school all the girls have a crush on.

Still cute, but different now with all the hair.

Could someone post side-by-side then and now photos?

(Yes, I know about the avatar hounding - just pretend mine is invisible.)

by oldemystix on Dec 10, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

the only thing that sems to have changed is that he has longer hair

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 10, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

And he’s a bit scruffier.

"And next year it will be ours."

by Ovechwin on Dec 10, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Looks like he could be selling some Macs.

by Cluster on Dec 10, 2009 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Only good thing from last night was Miller once again showing that he may wind up being best goalie in Vancouver and that bodes well for the US.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 10:07 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah, it’s almost getting my hopes up.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t worry they’ll be dashed once you see the other rosters. I think the US will show up, play hard and be a bit better than people expect. However, I just can’t justify medal hopes given the strength of other squads.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

True, but one could have said the same about the Czechs in 1998.

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Dec 10, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Very true. I didn’t think the Czechs had the depth to win it. If the Fins would have only had a goalie they’d have won the whole thing. Their roster in ’98 was one of my favorite ones ever.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Why? Where do you put US in the power rankings? They’ve gotta be 4th at worst (and best) so they are playing for a medal.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I see the US anywhere from 4-6 along with Czechs and Fins. US is going to be bringing a fairly young team. I can’t see them finishing ahead of the Russians, Canucks, or Swedes. Not saying its impossible, just highly unlikely.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t see them not playing for a medal. And in one game…. who knows. Russia’s D is a liability, big time. The Swedes are old and not that deep. The Canadians are going to win gold at home. The Finns and Czechs absolutely don’t scare me at all.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Hope you are right. Who do you think Blais will put on a line with Parise?

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Brown would look pretty great with him. He’s got wheels to keep up, great hands, and he’ll flatten jerks too.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Given that Brown & Parise are both left wings I don’t see that happening.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Brown plays both, and usually right.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm. Ok, even if that is true the guy scored his 1st goal in like a month last night. I’d put Kane or Kessel on the opposite wing, but that is just me. I could see them going with Langenbruenner at times given their connection. I’d probably put Stasny at center.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Ovie had a 9-game goalless drought at one point too, doesn’t mean he’s not a dangerous scorer.

I just think Brown would compliment a skillful guy like Parise pretty well.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I see what you are saying. Brown could definitely set screens and finish off the inevitable rebounds.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t forget break heads and skate into the zone backwards to protect the puck. And check guys into the bench.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s the Olympics, so I don’t expect to see a ton of that.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe for you. I love watching the skill on display, especially once it gets to the medal round.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it’ll be more backskating into the zone for D-bro, then.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Depends on their philosophy. Brown/Kessler/Malone would be an insane checking line and kill people, or they could break them up and put one of each on a line with the skill guys. Our lack of depth at C makes me think Kessler may get 2C and then we’re looking at our top four wings being Parise, Kane, Kessel, Ryan.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

And I’d love to see Kane/Kessler/Kessel just because it would make the PC crowd so uncomfortable.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The world isn’t ready for that kind of alliteration.

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Who’s the top C?

(you’re about to make me feel like an idiot)

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Modano or Stasny I assume.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Of those two, it’s gotta be Statsny. Gotta be.

Only YOU can prevent idiots from commenting!

by Knee high to a duck on Dec 10, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Gomez

almost said it with a straight face.

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm:

Parise – Statsny – Ryan
Kane – Kessler – Kessel

Nothing wrong with those guys, but Miller’s going to have to be amazing if they’re going to medal. That, or they’re going to have to break some bodies and wills with the 3rd and 4th lines.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d also put Pavelski in there for our 2C discussion. Probably him or Kessler but I have a feeling Gomez may sneak in at 2C even though he sucks and he is dirty with his stick.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Pavelski is money. Not many forwards more underrated in the NHL right now.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

And good in all situations. Can play PP point. Can do a lot of the little things Team USA is going to need to medal.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, so lets say top 3 is some order are Stasny, kesler, and Pavelski. I don’t think you;d get much argument from anyone.

What to so about 4C?

 I’d prefer Tim Connelly, but he didn’t get a camp invite this summer. Maybe TJ Oshie.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I could see Oshie. Gaborik laughs at Connolly’s fragility. I could also see Drury playing 4C.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like Connolly is skilled enough to be the 1C or 2C, but I don’t trust his health in a high-intensity tournament.

Only YOU can prevent idiots from commenting!

by Knee high to a duck on Dec 10, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t trust his health in a mild windstorm.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d rather see Oshie than Drury on the 4th line. I don’t they’ll get all that much ice and he could be playing for Team USA a lot in the future.

Only YOU can prevent idiots from commenting!

by Knee high to a duck on Dec 10, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

OT: You have mail.

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by Knee high to a duck on Dec 10, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Saw it. Thinking on it. There are 3 obvious ones off-limits but on second thought it looks like a lot of the other guys may be a wash, in which case what’s the point?

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Understandable. Love the Gaborik comment. I’m sure health is a main reason he didn’t get an invite. I still like his skill. Heck, him in the press box still excites me more than Gomez on the ice.

 

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Word. That’s a guy I really want to poach for the Caps at some point in the future.

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by Knee high to a duck on Dec 10, 2009 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s RFA after this season and Setoguch, Marleau, and Nabokov all need new contracts. Not a bad guy to target if we didn’t have our own guys to figure out.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t know he was RFA coming up. Definitely a good target if we can move some pieces and the price is right. If he’s doing the little things to medal, he’ll do the little things to win a Cup.

Only YOU can prevent idiots from commenting!

by Knee high to a duck on Dec 10, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Take it back!

Gomez sucks and shouldn’t even be on the team either.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I was clearly joking.

And I stand by my joke.

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

The straight face comment threw me off. And I have no patience for Gomez.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

No one has any patience for Gomez.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahaha. If Modano is on the team we should give up.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Problem is I can totally see them taking him given prior experience. The rest of the invitees are green. I really hope Gomez and he are staying home, but I see him getting chosen and getting plenty of ice time to boot. Hope I’m either wrong or he finds the FOY.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re probably right. But those old guys should be done. Nobody from Nagano, IMO.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Blais? Isn’t Ron Wilson the coach? It depends on if they want to spread the wealth or not. We could go for a stud top line of Kane/Stastny/Parise or he could spread it around and stick a grinder on the line.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, brain cramp on my part. Blais is coaching WJC team. Probably just wishful thinking on my part.

I do agree that we are weak at center. I think due to the center issue I see Wilson switching up lines often in the 1st two prelim round games. I sure hope Malone crashes the crease in the Olympics like he did the other night.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

What can I say? They’re more interested in teaching offense in Mother Russia.

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Dec 10, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s what Herb said, once.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 10, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t start that up. We will be inundated with 1980 team soon enough from NBC. I need that like I need to hear more about the ’94 Rangers or the Habs being around for 100 years.

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by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

You must be Involved in Un-American activities.

1980 was the greatest hockey moment in US history, I’m okay with NBC reliving that every four years.

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 10, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

 One could be forgiven for wondering if it’s the only hockey moment in US history, for the comprehensive predictability of its retelling. By Sochi they’ll go ahead and label it: ‘pasteurized, recycled, EZ-chew hockey product’…

by redlineblue on Dec 10, 2009 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I’m just sick of hearing about the “Miracle” team. It was great, but enough is enough.

At the very least if we are going to relive the past how about some more love for the 1960 team.

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by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you seen this? I might need to put it on my holiday wishlist.

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Dec 10, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw the trailer online a couple of weeks ago, but haven’t seen the movie. It definitely looks interesting.

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by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Pickup Game. Need more skaters. Don't be a loser. Man-up (or woman-up) Nancy.

Game is 1/2 at around 8pm. Email F&B and include your handle here so he can cross people off the list. We need to get this locked in with japers people.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 10:42 AM EST reply actions  

Y’know, I was thinking about that pickup game today, but more specifically about the Caps @ Kings game we’ll watch beforehand. I think it’s no accident that the League is stashing the Caps far away in the West while all eyes are glued on Fenway on New Year’s…

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 10, 2009 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

oh god give it a rest.

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Spending New Year’s in sunny Southern California. Oh, the humanity!

by Cluster on Dec 10, 2009 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. I’d love to stonewall all you hosers and bust out my Patrick Roy “Statue of Liberty” glove saves!

…or just drink a lot while watch the Caps game beforehand and end up looking like these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAlPe5vhCDA

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Dec 10, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

those are great

AYHSMLN

by renhoak on Dec 10, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Those top 3 are awesome. I could watch the one of Toskala in a loop.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Just goes to prove that Marty Brodeur is intent on being number one on every goalie list out there.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, so I think I’m glad I had an event to be at last night (even if it was full of Bruins fans) and missed the game last night.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 10:44 AM EST reply actions  

Southleast

Last night the Southeast certainly lived down to its nickname with every team in the divison losing. And the Sharks only got a point, so the Caps still hold the number one spot. See, everything isn’t all bad.

by b.orr4 on Dec 10, 2009 10:46 AM EST reply actions  

torn on this “Caps in #1 spot” thing – problem is then all opponents step up their game, which is what I believe the Sabres pulled off last night

AYHSMLN

by renhoak on Dec 10, 2009 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s fine though, gets more experience for the playoffs. Then everyone plays their hardest.

They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

by Bman21212 on Dec 10, 2009 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah Miller was hot

But let’s not ignore BMo absolutely giving goals away, AO missing an empty net, and Theo giving up two dog shit goals. Even as well as Miller played that was the Caps’ game to win. Weak.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 10:59 AM EST reply actions  

I think they missed a lot of good chances early and then it got in their heads and they stopped working.

Or they just sucked, who knows.

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

The Bufs played a trap-esque kind of game...

…backing up on the blue line to take away the Care Bears speed into the zone? I ask since I didnt see the game, just painful score refreshing via blackberry.

And we all know how the Bears hate to chip and chase.

by S h a g g y on Dec 10, 2009 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

No, BUF likes to skate and play fast hockey. I didn’t see much trapping, even when they led. If they trapped they sure sucked at it with as much offensive zone time as the Caps had and the quality shooting chances. BUF plays a fast paced game but doesn’t have the scorers to finish. They’d be better off with EDM’s draft picks than Vanek’s contract.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The last couple games that I’ve missed, I’ve used Corey’s Twitter feeds for updates. No less painful if Caps are on the wrong end of the score, but a little more personal, and more detail.

by mechanicsville on Dec 10, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

From the crease forward, Buffalo isn’t a very good team, is it?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Spector’s take on the Caps defense.

 "I realize Washington Capitals head coach Bruce Boudreau is sensitive toward criticism of his team’s defensive game but the numbers speak for themselves.

The Caps as of this writing have given up the thirteenth most shots while their penalty killing is currently 19th overall. The fact the Caps have the tenth-best goals-against per games is due in large part to their goaltending.

Meanwhile the defending Stanley Cup champions Pittsburgh Penguins have given up the third-least shots and have the ninth-best penalty-killing, while their goals-against per game ranks just behind the Caps at eleventh overall.

The Penguins learned the hard way through two very tough consecutive slogs to the Stanley Cup Final that as valuable as offense is you don’t win a championship without a strong team defense.

The Capitals numbers aren’t terrible but if they hope to march to the 2010 Stanley Cup they must improve their defensive play. "

by Reckless on Dec 10, 2009 11:19 AM EST reply actions  

I’m so sick of seeing the Caps compared to the fucking Penguins every fucking day.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

JP is going to tell you to tone it down in a respectful, yet firm way.

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I know. but I’m sick of seeing the same story day after day after day.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Hockey media’d

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Appropriate use of profanity here, IMHO.

"Let the rest be scared of us." - Emo Bunny Sasha Semin

by Scott in Shaw on Dec 10, 2009 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I really just want to see him call out someone other than me :(

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I certainly do when it’s needed.

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been called out once. Once.

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 10, 2009 4:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Multiple times for me

including an email!

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

"Once"

 

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec’d. One at a time, not altogether.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I’m cool with that – it fits.

In fairness, though, the defending Cup champ is a fair point of reference for a team trying to dethrone them.

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Or a team that played tough against them for 6 games.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Profanity is like salt. A little bit makes things better. Too much ruins them. And once you over-salt a dish, there ain’t no going back (other than to make another batch and then mix them together)

In conclusion, ham is delicious.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

And both are correlated with high blood pressure.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

bacon is also salty and delicious

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

With a lot of talent between those two teams, sorry, but it’s:

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup. That’s what its all about.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

You sir lose points for putting that damned song in my head.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I have Bill Murray lounge singing it in my head. It’s better that way.

by Icebat on Dec 10, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Around here, ya take the good, ya take the bad…

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Compared to the Champs...

…I don’t mind being compared to them. Glad they’re not comparing the Caps to the Leafs or Oilers or something….

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Caps on Dec 10, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that’s the team we have to beat, and it’s not a terrible comparison.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

At least this defensive unit has shown an ability to clamp down in the last 10 games or so. But I don’t think that will happen consistently with the current group of D. It’s more a talent issue than a lack of effort IMO.

by Kolzilla on Dec 10, 2009 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m home sick today but I was going to do a comparative of turnovers by team for the season to see where the Caps rank and if that correlates to the high shots on goal (presumably of course it does, but who knows)

by Icebat on Dec 10, 2009 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

The Penguins won every cup but this last one by having a total disregard for defense.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

But this is the new NHL.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

One might argue a disregard for goaltending as well. I’ll give Barasso his one career year in PIT, but he was downright pedestrian most years.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Shots allowed really doesn’t seem to be the greatest way to gauge a defense to me. And the brushing off the GA is laughable.

by MikeBrady on Dec 10, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m far more interested in where the shots come from rather than how many. I’ll take 20 shots from the points everyday over ten from the slot.

by b.orr4 on Dec 10, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Take a look at Toronto’s shot totals. Quantity does not equal quality.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The fact the Caps have the tenth-best goals-against per games is due in large part to their goaltending

True, and mostly from Varly. In his recent games, he’s bailed out the team on a number of occasions with great saves and been the difference-maker. We saw last night the difference great goaltending can make. But we can’t count on that all the time from him or anyone. Because, with our D, we also saw last night the difference mediocre goaltending can make. We need better D (and Alzner is a starting point).

by kfjje on Dec 10, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

And what does that say about golden boy MAF?

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

in reply to Zephyr because SBN doesn't work at work

Almost every team in existence in the 80s and 90s won regardless of D. NJDs the obvious exception.

by DrinkingPartner on Dec 10, 2009 11:29 AM EST reply actions  

Public Service Announcement

For the Hip fans in the Rink. They just put up the full show they did up in Abbotsford earlier this year on You Tube.

http://www.youtube.com/thetragicallyhip

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 11:48 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Nice. Rec’d.

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting – there are “Abbreviated Clips” on CI this morning (just 4 of them).

Was this a test to see where they are getting their daily links from?

by Stormblue on Dec 10, 2009 11:55 AM EST reply actions  

Scandal.

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Scandal.

I guess Tarik is The Warrior

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

pulls out Scandal picture disc and places on turntable

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS !!!!!

by Pi on Dec 10, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, Wysh just rips this CTV “Sid the Kid Vs. Alexander the Great” special to shreds. Absolutely brutal. Since I’m at work and can’t watch with sound, I can’t pass my own judgment, but when Wysh starts throwing around stuff like “But for those who want to scream about Canadian bias in coverage of Crosby vs. Ovechkin (and there’s a Russian reporter who writes on this blog that has bellowed about it before), this is nearly an hour of proving that point.” you know it has to be pretty bad.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 12:13 PM EST reply actions  

That special is pretty awesome if you watch it on mute.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of Wysh’s tweets and those two.

This was pretty damn funny, but def. R-rated. RT @nucksmisconduct Crosby vs Ovechkin rap video http://sbnation.com/e/958720

Just FYI that it is NSFW.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

And FYI

It was fanshotted here and linked in a prior clips. Burned.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure how I missed it, but apparently I did. I’ll go sit in the corner now.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

While you’re there you can work on your case for Eric Fehr on team Canada. You’re going to need it when PPP posts their forward post.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He wouldn’t make the “B” team…

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

He’d be on the same Team Canada squad as Schultz.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

and Brooks Laich.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

and Celine Dion

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Spengler Cup?

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you mean the “Spengo Cup?”

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 11, 2009 7:01 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

via @capsmedia
  

Caps assign Keith Aucoin, Alexandre Giroux to Hershey

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Dec 10, 2009 12:30 PM EST reply actions  

Good news, everyone!

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

And there was much rejoicing.

Yaaay

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Guess that means no more passes by Baks being wasted.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 10, 2009 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

FanShot up for further discussion…

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Silver lining of last night’s loss: Ryan Miller will be Our Nation’s Goaltender come February.

"My face is my mask."

by jakeshapiro on Dec 10, 2009 12:58 PM EST reply actions  

And hopefully he burns out right thereafter… would hate to see that Miller (and that team) in April.

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoever Buffalo gets in the first round will have a handful for that reason, but it seems that over-dependence on a goaltender has a bit of a short shelf-life in the playoffs. Since the lockout, the lowest an SC winner ranked in offense in the regular season was ninth (Anaheim). It’s still the most important post-season position, though.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 10, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

And we all saw how tired King Henrik’s glove hand got as the first round series wore on.

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Dec 10, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

It became less of a “glove” than a “twitch”

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 10, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr. Bradley resents your implication.

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 10, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Brads scored blocker and 5-hole, didn’t he?

by red army line on Dec 10, 2009 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know if this is common knowledge but last season Henrik was using a glove that couldn’t even really be shut. It was so reinforced that it was basically another blocker with some webbing on it. That’s why when he makes glove saves he slams his hand down to the ice.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting. What’s the advantage to a glove like that?

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It’ll always be fully open for the shot covering more net than a glove normally held open since it’s forced to the limits of it’s design.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha. Good to know.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 10, 2009 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting, I hadn’t heard that. I had always wondered why he would cover the puck on the ice after catching it instead of just closing his glove.

And is having the glove constantly open that much of an advantage? It seems to me that it would be countered by the extra difficulty in catching the puck cleanly and the increased rebounds.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Dec 10, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He probably had a great game with it the first time he used it and then he got into a goalie superstition box or something.

Goalies, lulz

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by jordanDC on Dec 10, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It was actually a beefed up practice glove (a lot of goalies have practice gear that’s more protective since they face 1000x more shots) and he liked it a lot so started using it in games.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Lundy seems to think it is.

He’s a blocking goalie so that glove is maximized for blocking. He just catches pucks lacrosse style. You also don’t need to close the glove to keep the puck in, the webbing is very effective.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 10, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Would you say that right now, the Sabres and Rangers play pretty similar styles of hockey?
As we’ve seen, the Caps can thwart that type of play, but it takes a bit of attrition.

"My face is my mask."

by jakeshapiro on Dec 10, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don’t agree with that. Miller was great last night, but our team, putting forth a full effort and not missing the open net like they did last night, and with Varly in goal playing like he has been, beats that team in a series. More easily than New Jersey, Pittsburgh and some other probably.

by kfjje on Dec 10, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

From the Examiner

Goalie Semyon Varlamov has, in fact, been placed on injured reserve. He tweaked his groin on Monday night during a 3-0 shutout of Tampa Bay. The rookie will miss both of this weekend’s games against Carolina and Toronto. He is eligible to return at the start of next week’s three-game road trip when the Caps travel to Colorado.

by Yoshietree on Dec 10, 2009 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

Oh crap.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes me think of this lady.

"My face is my mask."

by jakeshapiro on Dec 10, 2009 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Why haven’t we haven’t read this anywhere else yet? Anything to do with the beat reporters sitting on a runway in Buffalo and not home in DC? Don’t they have backup?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Well TWT has nobody, and any insight from WaPo has come from Steinz (in an awesome story on Laing).

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

There was a combination of seriousness and snark in my question. I know Corey doesn’t really have backup. Tarik, however, has his editor, and Giannotto to back him up.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 10, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Varlamov have been placed on IR and can’t play until next week.

by Ice Warrior on Dec 10, 2009 1:39 PM EST reply actions  

Not that he would/should, but wouldn’t he be eligible to play Saturday? He missed last night, and will miss tomorrow.

by Jarmo55 on Dec 10, 2009 1:41 PM EST reply actions  

Nope; minimum is seven days, presuming they retro’d it to Tuesday.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 10, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Good call. I was thinking it was 2 games, no idea where I got that from.

by Jarmo55 on Dec 10, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume we’ll see him Friday the 18th in Vancouver. I think Jose gets the nod in Colorado, for obvious reasons.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 10, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Did anyone do the www.CSNWashington.com chat last night?

John Walton was the host last night, and I was kind of interested if he talked much about any of our prospects down in Hershey. I tried to bring it up last night after the game turned ugly, but I couldn’t get my computer to actually show any of the conversation.

by HateOffSeason on Dec 10, 2009 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

Just wanted to note that I love the pic for this post.

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 10, 2009 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

Random question-does anyone know what number Steckel wore at Ohio State?

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

39.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, thank you so much! Last thing I wanted was to get this damn custom ordered Steckel Ohio State jersey and find out its the wrong number.

by RedBirdie on Dec 10, 2009 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone know where I can get a vintage (1970s-1993) Caps jersey? The internet is lying to me — nobody who claims to have them actually does.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw a former STH posted a 1968 Caps jersey on EBay. Maybe it’s still there.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That’d be quite the novelty item.

Only YOU can prevent idiots from commenting!

by Knee high to a duck on Dec 10, 2009 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Was it #12, Patrick O’Neverexisted?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 10, 2009 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I think so

Check username ImAHugeCapsFanBut

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 10, 2009 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

All the better with which to moon Flyers fans!

by mechanicsville on Dec 10, 2009 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

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