At this point, 895 is a question of when and not if, what the French call a fait accompli (which loosely translates to “bro’s gonna do it”). But the question that no one can answer is “So how many goals will Alex Ovechkin end up with?”
The good news? Thanks to our pals at FOCO, you can keep count with this big-head goal counter bobblehead:
The even better news? The counter accommodates four digits. Y’know… just in case.
Anyway, snag yours now – there are only 895 of these going into circulation – and count along well after goal number 895 is just a sweet, sweet memory.