Week of July 30 Off-topic Open Thread

So I assume we were all waiting to see if there would be a new thread for the week, or if we'd have to make it ourselves. It's lunchtime, so I'll start.

The Nats suck. Not much more to say there, right? Nope, I need some more words. Ok, I'm at 50+.

This FanPost originally ran on July 30, 2018.

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