Tuesday Caps Clips

Your savory breakfast links:

• Is Justin Williams the next "That Guy"? [Rink]
• Evgeny Kuznetsov knows that "those who break, go home. Those who don’t break, stay." And this Russian machine... well, you know. [RMNB]
• Nate Schmidt is a good breakout candidate (and not in a dermatological way, although maybe). [Stars & Sticks]
• Chris Brown is engaged, signed, and ready to try to earn a full-time gig with the Caps. [WaPo]
• Predicting next year's standings. [THW]
• T.J. Oshie made good on his promise to... play better golf? Okay... [CSNW]
• Five years ago, we told you who was on Mt. Capsmore. Has the answer changed? [CSNW]
• Remember Ivan Majesky's majestic goal against the Pens? Of course you do. [Peerless]
• Here's a picture and video of Stan Galiev's tasty meal of still-beating cobra heart with a cobra blood chaser, and a handful of posts on it that are only a few words longer than this bullet. [Instagram, The Score, The Big Lead, Bar Down, RMNB, Philly.com]
• Hey, you're a Caps fan - take this survey and make life better for yourself and other Caps fans. [Survey Monkey]
• It's Red Rocker audition time, y'all. [Capitals Outsider]
• Olie Kolzig continues to do good for kids with autism with his annual golf tourney. [Tri-City Herald]
• Finally, happy 34th birthday to Timo Helbling.