Monday Caps Clips

Your savory breakfast links:

● Yay! Joey Crabb signs with the Caps. In possibly related news, the Crustacean-Themed Pun Manufacturers Association opens an office on K Street ... [WaPo, Dump 'n' Chase, Japers' Rink, PHT, RMNB]

● ... And that was pretty much it for the first day of free agency, at least from the Caps' perspective. [WaPo, Dump 'n' Chase, CSNW]

● When Karl Alzner's ring-bearing pups make the headlines, you know it's a slow news day. (And best wishes to Karl and Mandy!) [RMNB]

● Now now, TSN video panelists. Surely Alexander Semin deserves better. Surely? [WaPo, WashTimes, DCEx, RMNB, CSNW]

● So, uh, happy 36th birthday to Tomas Vokoun and happy 54th birthday to George McPhee.