From one of Deadspin's many posts wrapping up the World Series in Philly comes the pic below of some joker disgracing the red, white and blue by ostensibly celebrating the Phillies' win (or perhaps he's just upset with D.C.'s newly minted distinction):
Officer, you have our blessing in doling out a wood shampoo to this hipster toolshed.
Officer, you have our blessing in doling out a wood shampoo to this hipster toolshed.