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Rory Fitzpatrick: The Untold Story Of Rory Glory

There's a story that the Mainstream Media has been ignoring for far too long, and I'm proud to say that we at The Rink have an exclusive on it: Canuck's defenseman Rory Fitzpatrick scored the game-winning goal (his first goal of the season) in last night's 2-1 win over the Ottawa Senators. This is, in all likelihood, the most newsworthy thing you will read about Fitzpatrick this season and perhaps ever.

I'll start preparing my Pulitzer acceptance speech.