As a hockey fan, you owe it to yourself to see Oiler rookie Robbie Schremp's hot dog moves from a recent charity shootout, even if you have to create a (free) user account at TSN.ca (scroll down the page to the clip entitled "hot dog"; hopefully the clip will find its way to YouTube and I'll be able to embed it in this post later and save you the trouble).Hat tip to ComebackKono3 for the link.
UPDATE: Thanks to Shoeverine for answering my prayers: