Via Deadspin, how this Pens fan tailgated (apologies if it's a repost).
h/t PuckDaddy... According to Wysh, Jean-Claude Van Damme will weep, but his tears will be overshadowed by many Caps' fans cheers of joy as this Caps House of Horrors is scheduled to disappear from the face of the Earth...
Ovechkin even makes an appearance, as part of a bailout plan for Detroit.