Shot 1: Has the Alex Ovechkin and Jay Beagle experiment run its course yet?
Shot 2: Because it's not a Capitals power play without a quality shorthanded chance against.
Shot 3: It's also not a game until Ovechkin misses a wide open net.
Shot 8: Or until he takes a shot while sliding on his chest.
Shot 12: Of course, is it any wonder why it's been so long since Ovechkin scored at even strength?
Shot 13: Really…is it any wonder?
Shot 14: It can really tire a guy out.
Shot 16: At least there's Evgeny Kuznetsov, or Red Jesus Jr, waiting on the wing, er center, but, um,...yeah.
Shot 28: Nicklas Backstrom? Alex Ovechkin? Even strength? Okay, then.
Shot 29: When it's time to take cover, do it.
Shot 35: This game wasn't on Braden Holtby, but you wouldn't know it to look at him.
Shot 36: "There. Out there."