Shot 1: Will Evgeny Kuznetsov become Red Jesus Jr.?
Shot 2: If you wonder what Calle Johansson might have said to Mike Green, you probably aren't the only one.
Shot 4: Score Eric Fehr.
Shot 11: Dustin Penner in your face, Matt Niskanen.
Shot 12: The Washington Capitals power play.
Shot 14: Sidney Crosby in on Jaroslav Halak with one defenseman two steps behind and the other looking away. That shouldn't sound about right, yet it does, doesn't it?
Shot 19: Kuznetsov is really a Washington Capital, huh?
Shot 22: Jay Beagle takes on a flock of Penguins.
Shot 24: Crosby must have been so happy to see Penner on the east coast, he wanted to give him a hug.
Shot 25: So he did.