Shot 3: Shall we dance?
Shot 4: In news that surprised no one, yet didn’t feel quite as familiar as one may imagine, Alex Ovechkin broke a stick.
Shot 6: Scene One of “A Scrum Too Many”
Shot 7: “You Can’t Be Serious”
Shot 10: Ice Dancing With the Stars?
Shot 14: This is where the defenseman thinks “Uh-oh.”
Shot 15: It almost looks like Michal Neuvirth is helping referee Tim Peel locate the Ottawa Senators that scored on him. Almost.
Shot 18: Is this the year Red Jesus leads the Washington Capitals to the promised land? Perhaps not, but the name “Red Jesus” needs to make a come back now that Ovechkin is fixed.
Shot 22: John Erskine, or as @CapsGameEnt likes to call him, Big John. “Everybody except Daniel Alfredsson knew you didn’t give no lip to Big John.“
Shot 24: As we were talking about Red Jesus.
Shot 25: “Everybody except Daniel Alfredsson AND Chris Neil knew you didn’t give no lip to Big John.“
Shot 27: Matt Hendricks bleeds Caps Red. Just not enough to draw a penalty on the Senators.