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So, would Columbia be considered part of the “Greater Washington DC metro area” for the purposes of redeeming McDonald’s coupons?
"Money talks. I listen."
I figure, if they get DC channels, they’re part of the DC Metro area.
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We don't have an outhouse
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Feb 1, 2012 8:27 AM EST up reply actions
Dan Borislow wasn’t the nicest person in the world to begin with, but the fact that he was so petty enough to be willing to force WPS to suspend operations is frustrating and sad. So now the players are starting to drop dimes on just how nice of a boss Dan was.
"My favorite fan base in D.C. Is United's. Period. The end." - Steinberg
Which DC sports team has the Most Valuable Players? That would be DC United, a team being pushed out by the city. Help Keep United in DC so they can receive a fair deal on a lease and help develop a path to build a stadium with local investment and incentives.
He sent one too many emails or said to the girls one too many times, call me "Daddy." I wish I were kidding.
/slow whistle
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Feb 1, 2012 8:29 AM EST up reply actions
Tasha Kai is supposedly putting something out today that discusses WPS and the National Team a little more (which might address how/why Abby Wambach swears by Borislow). We’ll see how many more folks will come out and tell the tales.
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Which DC sports team has the Most Valuable Players? That would be DC United, a team being pushed out by the city. Help Keep United in DC so they can receive a fair deal on a lease and help develop a path to build a stadium with local investment and incentives.
Bummer of a trip so far to Minneapolis. Watched the Wild give up four in the 3rd to lose to the Preds last night. Left my AMEX at the restaurant at XCel Energy. Brought a nice cold with me.
It has to go up from here.
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And in 20 minutes, I start a four-hour session with a large IT company that begins with an I and ends with an M. This will be followed by a four hour session tomorrow and on Friday.
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You have fun with that. My brother in law just started working for that company. his official title is
Technical Support Specialist-Intel
Team Awesome
I guess I had fun. Not sure that they did.
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At least it was an amex and not the other cards. I’m sure the replacement will be painless.
"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."
Very painless. One phone call. I’ll have the new card tomorrow.
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Ooh, bummer, but did you call? Do they have the card? An excuse to go back and pick up the card and go into the Hockey Lodge. Too bad there isn’t another game this week for you to attend there.
I didn’t realize until I got to the hotel, a good 40 minutes away. Honestly, just as easy to get a new one.
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Good morning, kids.
Wednesday!
Is it just me, or has it felt like Monday all week?
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Cats do that just before they barf up a hairball…
Occasionally reporting from Section 421 of the Verizon Center...
by MikeL-Pivonka on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
tongue action like that typically results in a hairball for me
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by Cap-O-Vens on Feb 1, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
how could you tell
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I hope so….send that memo to my wife
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The CRN needs you…without CRN, I and others like me are likely to end up chewing bubblegum or worse, taking advantage of helpless frogs…
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by Cap-O-Vens on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That’s a little creepy. Happy Midweek WOI.
by bathwithtoaster on Feb 1, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Morning everyone!
This evening I got asked to be a panelist at Mason’s College of Science career night. They figure that my young age, the fact I have worked in my field both before and after graduation, and now that I am going to grad school at Mason would provide the undergrad students with someone they could more easily relate to, than the older, deep in their career people.
I like Laich, but I <3 Green
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Good morning Red. Wow! That’s really cool. So, the panel is tonight? What will you say?
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Basically we just have to introduce ourselves, say what we studied, and how it has affected our career and what other types of options are around. So just that 5 minute or less introduction, then it is a Q and A period with the students there. There are supposed to be up to 200! Should be interesting. It is supposed to be 6-8, but I am ducking out early to not miss the start of the caps game. I don’t really have that much useful information aside from APPLY EVERYWHERE and get lucky.
I like Laich, but I <3 Green
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by RockinRed4Life on Feb 1, 2012 9:11 AM EST up reply actions
Have a bottle of water with you. It’s amazing how dry your throat gets when you have to talk to a bunch of people.
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Good advice!
The event has free food and pizza too. So that is always a plus.
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by RockinRed4Life on Feb 1, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
While flipping around channels to avoid Milbury, I have to say that Shipping Wars has got to be the fakest fake reality show ever.
"Money talks. I listen."
Have you seen those ads for “Full Metal Jousting”?
Yeah….
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Feb 1, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions
I know some of the people involved in that show as coaches/consultants. Actual jousters.
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by CapitalCentre on Feb 1, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions
It’s our state sport!
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Feb 1, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
I know — although in a different format. I used to drag my parents to state jousting tournaments when I was growing up in Maryland.
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by CapitalCentre on Feb 1, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
speaking of fakest fake reality show ever, I stumbled across “Sorority Girls” last night. A-W-F-U-L. 5 American sorority girls go to Leeds to set up the very first sorority in England. It’s painful.
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Watched War Games last night on AMC. Probably the first time i’ve seen it since it was new.
They had those pop-up movie notes, and they said one line was a nod to Dr. Strangelove. Wasn’t the whole movie a nod to Dr Strangelove…
I’m just in it for the Schadenfreude. -D'ohboy
by Alz in the family on Feb 1, 2012 9:17 AM EST reply actions
Haven’t seen that in ages. Was a great popcorn flick.
"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."
would you like to play. a game. of. chess?
I’m just in it for the Schadenfreude. -D'ohboy
by Alz in the family on Feb 1, 2012 9:21 AM EST up reply actions
if only the computer said
MEIN BUELLER!
I CAN TALK!
Comrades, leave me here a little, while as yet 't is early morn:
Leave me here, and when you want me, sound upon the bugle-horn
expecting a War Games parody Honda commerical next superbowl.
I’m just in it for the Schadenfreude. -D'ohboy
by Alz in the family on Feb 1, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions
Good morning WOI. It’s going smoothly, No bumps in the road. Our business is putting in the nice cheque in the bank today.
by Rather Bengt on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, it helps as we are only now a five person staff as we had to lay off one of our employees last week due to losses from discounts taken away from vendors for certain books who wanted to do everything in house rather than go through independent bookstores. Not an easy market out there. This project I created and did the footwork for in the maps department with search and rescue teams around Ontario will definitely provide a nice, gladly needed cash influx.
by Rather Bengt on Feb 1, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Oh man…that’s really tough for the person you lost, but good on you for hustling like you have.
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All in the name of altruistic self-preservation ;)
by Rather Bengt on Feb 1, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
A bit. I still stayed home just in case but I’ve been feeling better as the morning goes on
by bathwithtoaster on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
I had a bad day yesterday, and was ranting to my boyfriend (after going off at him over nothing), and he surprised me over at my apartment to give me a hug/let me borrow his laptop (part of my bad day was the fact that both my computer and xbox decided to die at the same time) before he had to go back to class. He made the homepage 3 pages of smiling cats :).
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by RockinRed4Life on Feb 1, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
Disgusting Fridge wars
So, we have two ‘public’ refrigerators for the students and researchers to use. Needless to say, they are frequently revolting. The one on my floor has been cleaned recently, though, because of threats of a fridge-ectomy coming from the main office. The floor above us, who claimed their fridge was FAR cleaner than ours, hasn’t done a damned thing. I had to go look at it and report back to the main office.
That which has been seen and smelled cannot be unseen nor unsmelled. EWWWWW.
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Ugh..that sounds like my fridge when I have been gone so not there to clean out my roommate’s crap. Not fun.
Worst ever though is when I volunteered at the Habitat for Humanity restore back in high school. people would donate fridges without cleaning them out and by the time they had gotten to the store they had been off for a LONG time…
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by RockinRed4Life on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions
They gave us gloves and masks. We would open them SUPER fast, blindly spray inside with bleach and close for 5 mins..then repeat until we thought it was safe. It was probably never safe.
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by RockinRed4Life on Feb 1, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah. I mean..I would worry the components inside had molded and it would just contaminate anything put in the fridge. I would suggest never buying a fridge from the restore.
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by RockinRed4Life on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions
Number nerdism
Today is 2012012.
The symmetry is aaawwweeesssooommmeee.
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morning, all. Been a whirlwind so far.
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Late Morning Music Check
Hammock – City in the Dust on My Window
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Milkshake ’n Honey – Sleater-Kinney
I’m just in it for the Schadenfreude. -D'ohboy
by Alz in the family on Feb 1, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Dredg – Symbol Song
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by What Is Narf? on Feb 1, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
Reply fail.
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by RockinRed4Life on Feb 1, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
Oh man...R.I.P. Don Cornelius
RIP: Don Cornelius, creator and host of the legendary musical variety show Soul Train, was found dead this morning of an apparent self-inflicted gun shot wound in his home in Sherman Oaks, California. He was 75.
Introducing many Americans to soul music through his hit TV show which premiered in 1971, Cornelius helped promote the careers of such musical icons as James Brown, Aretha Franklin, and Michael Jackson.
He is perhaps best remembered, even among non-viewers, for his signature catchphrase, with which he would end each show: "I’m Don Cornelius, and as always in parting, we wish you love, peace and soul!"
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What an icon. So sad.
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Well I took another day off work since I’m still sick but I think I’ve found my magic potion cure:
-Cup of boiling water
-2 Honey-lemon Halls cough drops
-Stir until they are dissolved
It is soooo good
by bathwithtoaster on Feb 1, 2012 10:54 AM EST reply actions
I can eat Halls like candy, and that doesn’t sound very good to me.
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It tastes just like warm, liquid halls
by bathwithtoaster on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Try squeezing a lemon into a cup, fill the cup with hot water, and add honey to taste (and, if you’re in need of some medicinal fortification, bourbon). That’s the stuff I must have when sick. That, and hot and sour soup.
I love Carl Sagan, also, this makes me think of Horton Hears A Hoo

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Here is the text for people who can't read that tiny print.
Consider again that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar”, every “supreme leader”, every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
Carl Sagan, A Pale Blue Dot
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http://dendritestudios.com/2010/02/crazy-perspective-on-earth-and-the-universe/
Cool video that is somewhat related. It’s neat, too, because it hits on the fact that there are things in the universe which will be essentially lost to us because the light from the events have already passed by us and we’ll never, ever be able to catch up.
Comrades, leave me here a little, while as yet 't is early morn:
Leave me here, and when you want me, sound upon the bugle-horn
Very cool video, indeed.
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by What Is Narf? on Feb 1, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
I read a great quote from him the other day:
A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called ‘leaves’) imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person – perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time, proof that humans can work magic.
From Cosmos I think.
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by RockinRed4Life on Feb 1, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
That is a wonderful quote.
Okay, you know those little gimmick books they sell by the register? Zen garden 101, Valentine’s quotes, etc?
One year, I was waiting to buy a book, and saw Quotes for Mother’s Day. I was leafing (!) through it, and saw one quote among all the sugar and sap that made me promptly buy the thing and give it to my Mom for mom’s day.
“Dear Mother, I have arrived safely. Please stop worrying.” ~ translated from a 2000 year old papyrus document, a letter from a daughter to her mother after a journey.
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That is awesome. As much as things change…they don’t!
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by RockinRed4Life on Feb 1, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Just tried to ‘Z’ through a PowerPoint Presentation. SBN comment controls need to be the new UI standard.
"Money talks. I listen."
by apk3000 on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
my new intern looks COMPLETELY terrified every time she has to speak.
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she speaks, but she looks so scared. second semester freshman. luckily, she’s here to help me tackle the behind-the-scenes stuff, so she doesn’t have to deal with the public, or really talk to anyone in the office all that much.
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praise baby jeebus, Howler Monkey is not here! he’s doing his best to drive me nuts via e-mail, but he’s not here!
today is going pretty well. Caps damn near won last night, which is awesome consider they were missing their top 3, Stevie Y clearly gave the refs blow jobs before the game, Brooks Laich had to spend every shift looking over his shoulder to make sure Brian Engbolm didn’t leap over the boards and scream “BROOKSIE I LOVE YOU!” I’m having lunch with a friend, and then dinner with you. There’s Caps hockey tonight. And the Howler Monkey isn’t here today!
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:-) Great way to look at it.
I’ll be driving a white, subaru forester, btw.
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RedBirdie will be wearing a red carnation…
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by CapitalCentre on Feb 1, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
I’m hoping that’s all it is.
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Work found out that I don’t have any issues talking/public speaking. Now I am scheduled for a lot of it _
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by RockinRed4Life on Feb 1, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Btw, Birdie, you should here this song. I think you’ll love it.
Good Night, Demon Slayer by Voltaire
It’s a lullaby he wrote for his son, Mars.
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Does she turn red? I once work with a woman who developed a spreading rash up her neck and onto her face everytime she spoke in public.
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Oh wow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQIMGV5vtd4
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The figure 8 at the end was awesome!
I want like 10 of them to play with. haha.
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by RockinRed4Life on Feb 1, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Greetings, all. Trying to swing by OTOT more often :) How’s everyone doing?
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
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Feist – How Come You Never Go There
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by What Is Narf? on Feb 1, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
chromatic convergence
For some reason, almost everyone I work with today, male and female, is wearing purple.
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Funny, I wore purple to work once and that’s how I learned about it. Not even by hockey people!
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No, but I have an amethyst ring on where the stone is over half an inch long and a quarter inch wide.
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It’s just pretty. My mom found it for me at an antique store. Purple is my favorite color.
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I am completely unsurprised (though it isn’t mine)
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by CapitalCentre on Feb 1, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Now that older S is about to graduate and fully leave the nest, I am turning his room into a sewing/craft room with a futon for when he and soon-to-be DIL come to visit. In purple and blue. Have paint swatches, fabric, found cool ideas on Pinterest. Will be awesome!
by DerwoodCapsMom on Feb 1, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
Wavers between grey and green.
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by CapitalCentre on Feb 1, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Not really, but I just learned a new word!
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by CapitalCentre on Feb 1, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Ooof. Open mouth, deep throat leg to the knee.
Romneyism of the Day: Mitt Romney has come under fire this morning — less than 24 hours after winning the Florida primary — for telling CNN’s Soledad O’Brien that he isn’t concerned "about the very poor" because "we have a safety net there."
When pressed on this statement by O’Brien, the presidential candidate reiterated his commitment to fixing any holes in that safety net, but also took the time to repeat the phrase "I’m not concerned about the very poor," which was undoubtedly a very poor choice of words from the man who would become one of the richest presidents in US history.
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Wonkette has the video if you want to watch it. Link.
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by What Is Narf? on Feb 1, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
John Stewart!!! Paging John Stewart!!! John Stewart, white courtesy phone please!!
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ok who does not want this?
Dare to pilot Darth Vader’s™ deadly destroyer!
-The Super Star Destroyer Executor has arrived! This jaw-dropping vessel is the personal flagship of Darth Vader, and serves as command ship at both the Battle of Hoth and the Battle of Endor. With its classic dagger-shaped design, the Executor is among the largest and most powerful vessels in the Star Wars galaxy. With over 3,000 pieces, measuring nearly 50 inches (124.5 cm) long and weighing nearly 8 pounds (3.5 kg), every aspect of this fantastic LEGO® Star Wars model impresses.
-Includes 5 minifigures: Darth Vader, Admiral Piett, Dengar, Bossk and IG-88.
-Features over 3,000 pieces!
-Measures nearly 50 inches (124.5 cm) long and weighs nearly 8 pounds (3.5kg)!
-Includes display stand and data sheet label!
-Center section lifts off to reveal command center!

I’ll take it off your hands.
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by What Is Narf? on Feb 1, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll grant you that it is probably more attractive to males who grew up watching Star Wars but really? that thing is freaking awesome
Lego Super Star Destroyer is waaaaay cooler in my opinion. Sure, it’s $400, but I’d rather have that than the sleeping bag.
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by What Is Narf? on Feb 1, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
I’d rather snuggle with a human. One that could help me build a Super Star Destroyer (or anything else she’d want to build out of Lego).
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by What Is Narf? on Feb 1, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
I’m with Narf, I don’t want a toy I can snuggle with. at my age that is a bit creepy. However a 4 foot Star Destroyer is just awesome and would either cause envy from guys or simply a shake of the head from women.
man….the overlords removed my monkeys…oops, sorry folks..
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At least you’re still here. It would suck if you got banned.
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yea I would have been upset…didnt get a warning either thank god, i was nervous
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Dare you to watch this video and not get dizzy. Dude is crazy good on that ring. (Too bad the music is crap—I watched it muted.)
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Holy smokes!

Sarah Esteje created a series of animal portraits using little more than ballpoint BIC pens.
Here is more of her work. Mind-blowing stuff.
"Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than the truth." ~ Bill Watterson
Hey kids. So, it’s not very surprising, but my start-up has stopped. We don’t have the funding to do the development of our next phase, which is too bad, because it was going to be awesome. But, at least I am no longer working for free, and can devote more time to finding a job that will actually pay me.
If anyone knows of anyplace hiring SEO/SMM people, Web content people, editors/proofreaders, or even just semi-interesting admin stuff, I am very interested in hearing about it.
On the plus side, I no longer have to watch whatever crap is on TV, and can actually go out in the evening!
Anyone want to take in the Caps game from a sports bar tonight?
These guys need editors.
http://www.strangehorizons.com/Jobs.shtml
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And yay for no more crap tv for you! I know being without a job is scary, but I’m hoping you’ll find a good one soon. Also, email me your resume, please. If I can think of anything else, I’ll let you know.
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Those aren’t paying gigs? I thought they were, sorry. I was skimming.
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Unfortunately, the Strange Horizons job is also unpaid.
“Note that Strange Horizons is staffed entirely by unpaid volunteers, and that while staff members sometimes contribute nonfiction to the magazine, they do not receive payment for it.”
I have no programming skills whatsoever, but my position with the now-defunct startup was Web Marketing Manager. I shall e-mail you for more info, if that would be all right?
I would totally catch the game with you but I have to be in Laurel @ 10pm so I might miss the end of the game.
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Another reason I'm really glad I am kid-free.
What The Kids Are Eating of the Day: Ruled not good enough by America’s largest fast-food chains, the so-called "pink slime" — meat and meat by-products treated with ammonia — is still A-OK by U.S. Department of Agriculture standards.
In fact, the USDA will reportedly purchase over 7 million pounds of the gunk to turn into hamburgers and tacos for cafeterias feeding America’s schoolchildren.
McDonald’s, Burger King, and Taco Bell were all persuaded to stop using ammonia-treated meat after the practice of rinsing dog-grade meat with ammonia to wash away harmful bacteria was brought to the attention of consumers by celebrity chef Jamie Oliver.
"We’re taking a product that would be sold in its cheaper form for dogs," said Oliver on his TV show Food Revolution. "After this process, we can give it to humans."
But a USDA spokesman said there were no plans to stop using pink slime as part of the national school lunch program.
"The U.S. Food and Drug Administration as well as the Food Safety and Inspection Service considers ammonium hydroxide as ‘generally recognized as safe,’" said the spokesman, Aaron Lavallee. "FSIS reviewed the suitability of Beef Products Inc.’s use of ammonium hydroxide in order to assess its effectiveness in performing the intended technical purpose of use, at lowest level necessary, and to ensure that the product is not adulterated or misleading to consumers."
However, since ammonia beef falls outside the jurisdiction of federal labeling requirements, parents have no way of knowing what exactly is being served to their kids.
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I would be a wreck trying to deal with all the additional necessary stuff you need to be on top of to try to protect a child.
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Yep. It’s like sand and dirt. After you have a few kids you realize they’re going to eat dirt at the playground and sand at the beach. The trick is to regulate it…a daily limit…LOL
Dirty kids are generally healthy kids. Constantly disinfected homes raise kids with poor immune systems.
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I hear that. the other day my daughters, who are 4 and 6(in 2 weeks) poured Cheerios into the "Let’s go Fishin’ " game to “feed the fish” and then proceeded to eat the Cheerios as they caught the fish. I started to protest and then said “nah fuck it, they’ll be fine and I don’t want to fight with them on this one”
as long as the cats aren’t using the game as their litter box, there can’t be anything too terrible that might get ingested alongside the cheerios, right?
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Huh.. well thats something good for once!
My Boss and my CEO are out here for the week. took me and my co-worker from the same company to work… only to tell me that I was awarded Employee of the Quarter!
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by Sentient Cheese on Feb 1, 2012 2:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Good for you. How many employees are there?
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it looks like something over 70.. or at least that’s how many people have e-mails. whether that’s everyone I’m not sure. its a whole lot of federal contracting.
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by Sentient Cheese on Feb 1, 2012 3:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
That’s great. Employee of the quarter in a company of five, isn’t that exciting.
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Cool deal!
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by What Is Narf? on Feb 1, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, btw, I posted in Clips this afternoon! I’ve had my hand slapped a few times so I don’t post often, but I felt the need….:-D
I’m sure you can guess the topic!
Good for you for getting back on the horse. I haven’t been over there today yet.
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Thx. I’m careful to only post when I’m confident in my opinion. Today’s conversation was about….wait for it….guess again…Goalies!
I so rarely go over there. I only come to this hockey block to find links to hockey articles and NOT talk about hockey.
I like Laich, but I <3 Green
Keep the faith!!!!!!
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adorable little itty bitty wolf puppies born at the national zoo!
that zoo has sure hit on a magic formula to crank out adorable little puppies/kitties/babywhatevers recently.
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we got one, which is one more than we ever got before!
besides, cheetah cubs! ZOMG!
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dawww...

Here are some more from the Zoo’s flickr.
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by What Is Narf? on Feb 1, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
I'm...just...WHAT THE HELL????
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/01/house-republicans-order-j_n_1246971.html
WASHINGTON — In a stunning break with First Amendment policy, House Republicans directed Capitol Hill police to detain a highly regarded documentary crew that was attempting to film a Wednesday hearing on a controversial natural gas procurement practice. Initial reports from sources suggested that an ABC News camera was also prevented from taping the hearing; ABC has since denied that they sent a crew to the hearing.
Josh Fox, director of the Academy Award-nominated documentary “Gasland” was taken into custody by Capitol Hill police this morning, along with his crew, after Republicans objected to their presence, according to Democratic sources present at the hearing. The meeting of the House Subcommittee on Energy and Environment had been taking place in room 2318 of the Rayburn building.
Approximately 16 officers entered the hearing room and handcuffed Fox amid audible discussions of “disorderly conduct” charges, according to Democratic sources present at the arrest.
“Gasland” received strong critical acclaim and takes a critical eye toward the practice of hydraulic fracturing, or “fracking,” a process in which several tons of highly pressurized water and chemicals are injected into the ground, allowing valuable natural gas to escape. The practice is decried by ecological experts for destroying ecosystems and polluting groundwater. The energy industry keeps the actual content of fracking chemicals secret.
Fox had hoped to film Wednesday’s hearing for a follow-up to “Gasland.”
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crazy. I’m assuming the charges will be quietly dismissed by the AG when they look at it. the Capital Hill police should be embarrassed by their actions as well.
they’ll do something really dumb, like charge him with something that give him the option of a jury trial. He’ll opt for it. The prosecution, knowing there is absolutely no way they’re going to get a conviction because the jury is a DC jury and they’ll vote “innocent” the moment they hear “House Republicans,” will drop the charges. But it’ll get all the way to the judge before they drop.
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Andy Harris – Republican from Maryland’s first district was presiding.
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They don’t want anyone to get in the way of all of that sweet SuperPac money from the frakcing firms.
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From the fracking fracking firms.
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