Karl Alzner sporting some Canadian collateral damage after Team Russia defeated Team Canada on...

Karl Alzner sporting some Canadian collateral damage after Team Russia defeated Team Canada on Tuesday night. (photo by Adam Vingan, via SB Nation DC, which has the full story)

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Nice. As always, he looks good in red.

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by KNUUUUUUUUUUBLE on Jan 5, 2012 1:32 PM EST reply actions

Karl wasn’t too thrilled with it.

on Twitter:

One of the worst mornings ever. That jersey won’t ever be worn by me again. Fml

to the media:

The coaches didn’t really help me out at all. I asked I could just wear it for the first couple drills and they said, ‘Hey, whatever the bet is, you have to do it.’ It sucked.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 5, 2012 1:49 PM EST reply actions

Poor Karl…

karlalzner Karl Alzner
One of the worst mornings ever. That jersey won’t ever be worn by me again. Fml

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by timmyv38 on Jan 5, 2012 1:49 PM EST reply actions

He probably spent the morning taunting the press/goalies, scoring at will, and doing multiple embellished goal scoring celebrations whilst cupping his ear to his detractors and degrading their ancestry.

Sounds better than my morning…

by S h a g g y on Jan 5, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions

Russia sweater whatever THAT’S NICKY ON THE ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by EmilyB on Jan 5, 2012 6:52 PM EST reply actions

Me and my pops didn’t even notice Alzner with the Russia jersey for a while, we were to excited by the presence of Backstrom. He practiced like nothing was wrong with him, day=made.

by RossingtonCollins on Jan 5, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions