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What Evgeny Kuznetsov Did Wrong

CALGARY, CANADA - JANUARY 3:  Adult fans attempt to teach teenager Evgeny Kuznetsov how to act with class. (Photo by Richard Wolowicz/Getty Images)

While the NHL season continues to move along, this time of year is special to hockey fans for another reason: the World Junior Championships. Whether you want a glimpse at the next wave of NHL stars, love the chance to root for your country, or just like the high intensity and fast-paced hockey that the WJC provide, the tournament has become a must-watch for hockey fans all over the world.

This year has been no different as fans have been treated to incredible games and scintillating individual performances. The Washington Capitals don't have as many prospects playing in the WJC this year as they have in years past, but what they lack in quantity they've sure made up for in quality. Going into the gold medal game on January 5, the Caps boast the front-runner for tournament MVP, Evgeny Kuznetsov. Leading the tournament in points, and serving as the Captain for defending Gold medalist Team Russia, Kuznetsov has shown off his impressive skill-set all tournament. Kuznetsov came up with his best game in Russia's biggest challenge: the tournament semifinals against host Team Canada. With three goals and an assist, Kuznetsov helped lead Russia on to a second consecutive Gold Medal game.

Unfortunately for Kuznetsov (not really), Calgary Sun columnist Eric Francis is not impressed. After the jump, let's take a look at what exactly got under Francis' skin (Spoiler alert: it's the outcome).

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Before even getting to anything relevant to the Canada v. Russia game, Francis has to make sure everyone knows that Canada is still better. With a gratuitous shot at Alex Ovechkin, Canadian readers can assuage the pain from the recent loss to the Russians.

The Washington Capitals forward, who is only starting to recover from the legendary 7-3 beatdown Canada laid on Russia in the quarterfinals of the 2010 Olympics, had to have been watching his Russian juniors semifinal win with a glee.

Remember, Canada beat Russia in the Olympics two years ago! That's totally relevant now.

Anybody who has paid passing attention to the WJC knows how much Canadian fans care about the event, but now, after consecutive defeats to the hated Russians, Francis goes back to the "we won in the Olympics" well. And what's even better, Canada's victory over the Russians singlehandedly ruined Alex Ovechkin (and here I thought it was because he stopped taking those steroids...). Don't worry, Canadian fans, two straight defeats (with only a late push saving them from two straight embarrassing defeats) at the hands of the Russians in an under-20 tourney is meaningless compared to taking the teeth from the once-fearsome Alex Ovechkin. (Francis takes one more gratuitous shot at Ovechkin - and includes fellow countryman Alexander Semin for good measure - at the end, but the article has already moved beyond absurdity by that point).

Eventually, Francis does get on to actually discussing the game, with no shortage of narrative-driven stereotypes.

Not only did the kid drafted 26th overall in 2010 [Kuznetsov] score three times and add an assist in a game that was 5-1 Russia by the end of the second (only to end as a one-goal game, thanks to Canada's heart), he also factored in on some of the shenanigans that made both teams look bad for a time.

First let's address the narrative: the famous Canadian heart. If it weren't for that Canadian heart this game would have ended an embarrassing loss. It was heart that led Canada back to within a goal of tying the game. Not a fortunate bounce off a Russian defender's skate. Not a display of talent that everybody knew the team had. "Heart" is narrative, it's post-hoc rationalization that can make Eric Francis and his Canadian readers feel better about laying an egg for 40 minutes.

Where was the Canadian heart last year when Russia came back from a three-goal third period deficit, led by... you guessed it, Kuznetsov? Was that just Russian heart? Was it not Russian heart that was able to fend off the charging Canadians for the final 5 minutes of the seminfinal game Tuesday night? Did the Canadians not feel like showing any heart during the first 40 minutes? And really, if we're talking about heart in this tournament... well, we needn't go there.

As for Kuznetsov's part in making both teams look bad, it boils down to this: Kuznetsov had the gall to talk to an injured Canadian player.

As the groggy Canadian slowly got up Kuznetsov went over to say something to him.

The contents of the discussion will clearly never be related accurately but whether he was rubbing salt in the wound of an injured player or offering sincere condolences, he should have known better.

He had no business being around the fallen player.

Whatever the words, Boone Jenner responded by spearing Kuznetsov in the gut, earning a game misconduct and a suspension from the Bronze Medal game. Clearly, this is Kuznetsov's fault. How dare he skate near or discuss anything with an injured opposing player? That just does not happen in sports. NFL players never check on each other when an opposing player is hurt, NHL players never go to check on injured opponents. So Jenner speared (not "attempted to spear," Mr. Francis) Kuznetsov and somehow Kuznetsov is to blame for this ugliness. Are there any words that Kuznetsov could have said that warrant the physical retaliation he got?

Francis continues:

After scoring his second goal of the game, Kuznetsov refused to embrace any of his four teammates, instead soaking up the limelight himself while showboating and then making his way over to the Russian bench for high-fives.

...

He's a heck of a player, but not much of a teammate.

Yeah, good teammates never celebrate exuberantly. Certainly not in big games. That's probably why Teemu Selanne is so reviled by his teammates. And Theo Fleury. And Tiger Williams. It's an emotional game and Kuznetsov showed some emotion after scoring a big goal. Something tells me he'd be forgiven if he had been wearing the proper jersey (just look at him skate away from his teammates...). And despite Francis' claim, Kuznetsov did celebrate with his teammates (shocking, right?). In fact, the caption for the photo on Francis' own column says "Kuznetsov celebrates a goal with his teammates during the [WJC match against Canada]." Then again, Kuznetsov did score three goals, so maybe the caption is talking about a different one...

As for his bona fides as a teammate, Kuznetsov was named captain of Team Russia and is currently tied for fourth in the tourney in assists. Something tells me his teammates are happy with him.

[Kuznetsov] was the one who selfishly tried to score on the empty net in the final minute by icing the puck and giving Canada another shot at tying the game.

Smart, team players don't do that.

Players trying to pad stats do.

It's always a bit of a gamble when you shoot for an empty net, but it's a high-reward gamble: a chance to ice the game. Russia was under duress and had shown no ability to clear their zone under control. Kuznetsov took a shot and missed under pressure from a torrid forecheck. And, to be honest, in that situation most coaches would take an icing. Just get the puck out and get a chance for a breather. But Kuznetsov is just a stat padder. The kind of stat padder that passes the puck to everyone on his way to a 6 assist performance against Latvia, a game in which he likely could have scored at will. But Francis does have a point, what kind of guy scores so many goals against weaker competition?A stat padder, clearly.

And, finally, Francis ends with a bit of cognitive dissonance that'll be hard to top.

[Kuznetsov] was also the one who showed little humility while accepting his player-of-the-game award by putting his hands up to his ears to encourage the booing that rained down on him.

Some call it being a character.

Others call it being classless -- the kind of thing a kid who scores nine points on midget players would do.

So for those keeping score at home, adults booing a 19-year-old kid for being recognized after an exceptional amateur hockey game is acceptable, but when that 19-year-old plays up to the crowd, the kid is classless. Presumably Francis would prefer to see Kuznetsov burst into tears and run for the locker room. Of course that wasn't going to happen. If Kuznetsov was so fragile that he can't take some Canadian booing then he wouldn't have lit up Team Canada on the biggest amateur stage. Again.

No, the problem is not with Evgeny Kuznetsov. The problem is that Canada lost. Despite the fact that too many players to name have done exactly what Kuznetsov did (including many a good ol' Canadian boy), now it's too much. Petr Mrazek fist pumping in a loss to the Russians is OK. The hundreds of goal celebrations the Canadian players have engaged in over the last few WJC tournaments alone, many of them in blowouts, are totally fine. But when the Captain, and only returning player, tries to take over a big game, succeeds, and shows some emotion, that's classless and selfish. No, despite Eric Francis' assertions to the contrary, Evgeny Kuznetsov's biggest mistake was lighting up Team Canada. Again.

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Great Read!

You should post more often! I agree with everything said here. Canadian media will always have a bias towards their home team, but to blatantly bash a player like that is just humorous.

by TheGreat8 on Jan 4, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Well we specifically do not want to label Canadian media like that. That’s the exact kind of thing that we get frustrated with. There were plenty of articles written by Canadians that weren’t of that tone or explicitly denounced that article.

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Recommended reading on the topic: “WJC2012: This is why they think we’re sore losers; Calgary columnist writes hit piece on Kuznetsov” By Neate Sager

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by sk84fun_dc on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

But I do appreciate the compliment. Sometimes other stuff just gets in the way. Stupid life.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been to only a couple of Canadian provinces only a couple of times. My limited observation is a large number of them are similar to Green Bay Sconnies: small town folk where you’re either with us or against us. And that’s not regional, I saw it out west in BC too.

I’d take it as a compliment. Comparing him to Ovi and priming the fans to dislike him is obviously conceding he has notable talent and that they’ll see more of it, but he’s not one of us: the enemy.

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by Icebat on Jan 5, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd the snake

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 4, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Thanks, RB. You keep me honest.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Bravo! I love a rational dissection of a frothing-at-the-mouth pandering piece of palaver. Well done.

by Aliceanna on Jan 4, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

What a smakedown. Now I think I’m going to read it again, it’s that enjoyable.

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by capsyoungguns on Jan 4, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Smakedown. Surgical.

All Canadians and most Danes are dickheads.

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by fat_daddyo on Jan 4, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

Too bad i only like skinny Americans.

by Rather Bengt on Jan 4, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Well enjoy Denver then. MHH is a great bunch, I’m sure they’ll love you.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

haha. Oh shit does that mean I have to hang out with D’oh more?

by Rather Bengt on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t tell if that’s a knock on me being skinny or a knock on my Avs fandom. Or both.

Unleash the Apathy.

by D'ohboy on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Or a general knock, right?

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

You might say I’m knocked up.

Unleash the Apathy.

by D'ohboy on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that would catch me off guard.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t knock on either of those things D’oh. The Winterhawks love gives me enough ammo.

by Rather Bengt on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m going to kick your Canucklehead ass all the way back to Medicine Hat. . . Ya hear me?!?!?!

Unleash the Apathy.

by D'ohboy on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer Moose Jaw please.

by Rather Bengt on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, thanks!

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jan 5, 2012 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Both of them, right?

You should know it’s only the meth that keeps them that way.

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by fat_daddyo on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Its bath salts now

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by Cap-O-Vens on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

And according to Francis, all Latvians are midgets.

by brooksengr on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer to use your interpretation of that sentence from here on out. (FTR, I do have a problem with that sentence but it felt like piling on.)

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The Latvia thing bugs me. Kuz can only play against the team he’s playing against. Everyone waxed nostalgic for Forsberg’s great game but no one ever mentions he hung his ten points on that storied hockey colossus, Japan.

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by EmilyB on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

People mention it was against Japan in the stuff I read.

by sk84fun_dc on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I have multiple problems with that sentence, and I think Latvians would have even more. It’s offensive on a couple levels. Judging by their sincere (and voluminous) online reaction to Skrastins passing, I’m guessing this is being discussed over on some Latvian blogs too.

by brooksengr on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s not actually calling them height-challenged, to be clear.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I know that, of course. Calling them hockey midgets is still unkind. Regardless of their talent relative to Canada, Russia, etc., they still worked hard to get to the tournament and qualify. And I’m sure though the Latvians has low expectations when it came to medaling, they can rightly be proud of their team going and competing.

by brooksengr on Jan 4, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s my problem too.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I took it to mean a midget-level hockey game. Not defending anything, but you know:

mites, squirts, peewees, bantams, midgets, … in the US…in Canada I think squirts is called something different.

by sk84fun_dc on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Used to be novices, atoms for mites, squirts when I was growing up. But that was years ago.

by Rather Bengt on Jan 4, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Timbits!

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by EmilyB on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

timbits, crullers now….so true.

by Rather Bengt on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

But if he is, he’s totally wrong:

The Latvians are one of the tallest peoples in Europe, the average height of men being 171 cm., of women 160 cm. Still taller are the Livs (an almost extinct Finno-Ugrian tribe living in Latvia

http://www.latvians.com/en/Reading/TheStoryOfLatvia/SoLatvia-01-chap.php

by brooksengr on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Ha. Nice pull.

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by J.P. on Jan 5, 2012 6:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Knuble seems to be line with his Latvian ancestors - tall.

Don’t know what happened with Arturs Irbe but guess someone has to bring down the height average for the Latvians.

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 5, 2012 7:53 AM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAH Awesome!!!

I am big Caps fan who had the misfortune of living in Denmark. Played hockey with some great Canadians but you sir have hit the mark with Danes.

by Christopher Alexander on Jan 6, 2012 3:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I was in Denmark once. I loved it there

by Brainumbc on Jan 6, 2012 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

#needsmoreporcupine

Actually no, no it doesn’t.

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by EmilyB on Jan 4, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

This article has heart

by washcaps on Jan 4, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

But not Canadian heart.

by jopierce on Jan 4, 2012 10:32 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What stuck out to me about that game was that apparently “ref you suck” chants do have the power to alter the momentum of a game.

Great post, btw.

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by Baildog on Jan 4, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Reffing to the score as well. There was some brutal stuff both ways though. Just a poor job.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome post as usual F&B …I can only hope the P.O.S reads this so can expeirience what its like to be murdered by words … can’t wait to see Kuz in Caps red … It gonnna be Sick!!!

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by Cap-O-Vens on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

.....

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by Wisco12 on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Every time someone posts this I remind myself I need to make one from that movie where Pele scores on a rainbow in Nazi Germany and the military guy ignores the others and purposefully stands up and claps vigorously

But I’m not sure it’s good to mention “clap” and “vigorous” in the same sentence.

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by Icebat on Jan 5, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually Pele was too young then for it to be Nazi Germany.
That’s prob why I can’t find the right clip to animate

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by Icebat on Jan 5, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If you are talking about Victory, the setting was Nazi-occupied Paris.

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by Mike Uhrich on Jan 5, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome, yes! It was Nazi’s and Pele’
Now I can peruse….

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by Icebat on Jan 6, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Fantastic job Rob

Responding to Francis’ emotional vomit with coherent, rational points, puddle by puddle. If this was a sword fight, you would have stabbed him through the heart. Granted, I’m sure Francis has a heart the size of a beach ball, being Canadian and all….

by Skins_Fan_47 on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

I shudder to think how many clicks this jerkoff has been getting the Sun’s website the past 24 hours. For an opinion writer this probably goes down as a huge success.

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by LucyImHome on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

Worth creating an account and posting this whole article in comments.

by washcaps on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The Sun has a page 3 girl?

by sailchef1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

rec’d, i enjoyed the article and agree with most everything. minor quibble: although we’ll never know what was said, i can’t imagine kuz was “checking on” jenner. not when jenner’s immediate response was to spear him. kuz at fault? not a bit. but that’s not the result of a “hey are you okay?”

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t know, it looked pretty passive to me. It didn’t have any of the telltale signs of chirping but we’ll never know.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, and I can’t imagine it was even in English, so even if he was talking shit, no way that doucher understood it.

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by nogoodtrying on Jan 5, 2012 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh and this is really good stuff, man. Thanks.

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by nogoodtrying on Jan 5, 2012 8:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I had the same reaction to that particular interpretation; no way to know what he was saying, but agree it didn’t look bad (note: without hearing the words) and Jenner’s response was wrong, as shown by the suspension.

by sk84fun_dc on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice work as usual, F&B. I’m sure Francis will balance out his columns by writing about Connolly punching a Russian D in the face two feet from a ref and not incurring a penalty last night.

by bigeugene on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

That was a sight to see, right? Unbelievable and made me wonder where these refs were from? Most international sports use “neutral” refs from other countries. Not sure if that is done at WJC?

by Skins_Fan_47 on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe there was an American and a Finn last night, don’t know where the other was from.

by Aliceanna on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

www.canadianheart.com is for sale. I am in for $50 US dollars. Once we buy just post a single picture of Kuz with Russian caption underneath.

by washcaps on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Vogs has linked you on twitter. Your fame spreads.

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by capsyoungguns on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

Who knew the world would respond so well to F&B telling someone off?

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by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I stomp my feet, light a match, and give you a hearty slow clap for this wonderful read

Refs allow play to continue....

by Truculence on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

Look at the rage filled laser beams the other no heart having rooskies are shooting out of their eyes at him

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by Cap-O-Vens on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The smiles are actually them baring their teeth in rage…

by Aliceanna on Jan 4, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Commies, you know. Too dumb to do anything right, including the fact they despise the Captain.

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by fat_daddyo on Jan 4, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He’ll fit right in with the much-hated Michal Neuvirth.

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by J.P. on Jan 5, 2012 6:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Not to mention with John Carlson who was Public enemy in Canada two years ago for breaking their hearts.

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 5, 2012 7:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I was just referring to a player who is similarly clearly detested by his teammates, as per reports.

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by J.P. on Jan 5, 2012 7:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I recalled that meme as well. But anyway, we got a whole lot of hatin’ going on, by teammates if the reports are to believed. And by Canadians.

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 5, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve actually been thinking about that sub-plot throughout this.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

clearly selfish, look at him skating THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION! It’s all about him and his teammates are clearly unhappy with him, those smiles are masking their contempt.

/snark

by Beakers Lab on Jan 5, 2012 8:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Good shit. Very good shit…..

by CapsDegenerate on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Great read, F&B!

I read the article earlier at work and could only think….


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Why so serious? Its just DC sports...

by LoveThatJoker on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

Fantastic work.

Francis’ article was a ….PG version of something I (or other members of JR) might write directly following a tough loss. It was also a version that wreaked of the insane ramblings of a drunken kangaroo. But he’s paid to write well thought out articles. And we register for free to spew our opinions at anyone who has the misfortune of passing by, so … big difference there. While he was on a deadline, he did a pretty piss-poor job of taking pride in his work and not letting emotions get the best of him.

No point in trashing the points of the article, as F&B did that pretty thoroughly (and more “professionally” than I would care to do).

Though I have seen it making the rounds that Francis is a hack, though I can’t remember reading anything else he’s written. It can’t all be this bad, can it? Right…. RIGHT?

Once you take the fisting element out, it's not romantic anymore.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Jan 4, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

Heh.

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by EmilyB on Jan 4, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

That’s a nation that is absolutely rabid about their World Juniors!

Once you take the fisting element out, it's not romantic anymore.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

What heart 46% of them show!

by bigeugene on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

On the other hand, 69% think the Jets should be patient with Eric Fehr.

by brooksengr on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

btw, i haven’t been following him…has Fehr been stinking up the ice?

by Goaliemama on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know, neither have I, really. Has been having ongoing issues with the shoulders I think.

by brooksengr on Jan 4, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

traded in the nick of time….

by Goaliemama on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

He hasn’t really seen enough ice to stink. But what time he does get, he hasn’t been able to do anything.

One assist on the season.

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by EmilyB on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

as the Russians say,
молодец мой друг!
(good work, my friend!)

by j762 on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

спасибо от россия

by j762 on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

(and thanks from russia)

i assume, at least

by j762 on Jan 4, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

спасибо от России

assumption is correct

Cup, please.

by fnralch on Jan 5, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Layin’ the smack down

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by Jake Shapiro on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

As written in multiple posts elsewhere, my only problem was the Theo Fleury celebration after the hattie goal, less than halfway through the second period. That was a little…much

by DonnieKnutts on Jan 4, 2012 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

Nothing I love more than an old fashioned take someone behind the woodshed smakedown. Well done Rob.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 4, 2012 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

High 5’s, Rob. Very, very nicely done.

by Wilderthing on Jan 5, 2012 1:30 AM EST reply actions  

Where there’s smake, there’s ire. Well done, sir.

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by redlineblue on Jan 5, 2012 6:05 AM EST reply actions  

Lighten up, Francis

Excellent work. If this Parker guy keeps it up, he’ll be right up there with that F&B dude.

/Hopes Caps fans don’t refer to Kuznetsov as “Gino”.

by Acer Jonesy's Laughker on Jan 5, 2012 7:08 AM EST reply actions  

Damnit! I totally should have worked Lighten up Francis into that post. My one true regret…

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 8:58 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes. You should of. And, of course, if you call him Francis, he’ll have to kill you.

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by STLSpidey on Jan 5, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Eric Psycho?

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Jan 5, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

From “Buzzing the Net:”

Know this much: [Nail] Yakupov was inspired by Kuznetsov’s example. “It’s my first big tournament,” Yakupov said. “I hope I can give everything to win this cup next game.”

Selfish bastid.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Jan 5, 2012 7:11 AM EST reply actions  

A horse and two guns? All my dreams have come true (I really wanted a pony but a horse is close enough)!

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

well written evisceration of that article Rob. keep up the great work

by Beakers Lab on Jan 5, 2012 8:08 AM EST reply actions  

Nice work.

For what it’s worth, Jim Gordon thoroughly trashed Francis and the Canadian media’s myopia on yesterday’s program on XM. It was nice to hear a fair appraisal from a Canadian.

by Boodgiesdad on Jan 5, 2012 8:53 AM EST reply actions  

I think I like your original title more. Great post, F&B.

I wonder if we’ll see any sort of apology or retraction from Mr Francis due to the attention he’s getting over this.

by TheBored on Jan 5, 2012 8:59 AM EST reply actions  

I doubt it, he’ll dig in. He already said “why can’t people understand that journalists don’t care who wins or loses” as if he really is objective. Mrs. F&B saw that on Twitter last night and said “wait, did he really say this? Is he serious?”

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I am Canadian and I approve of this dissection of what some a-hole in Calgary wrote! I also enjoyed the Marek vs. Wyshinski podcast on the subject (I think it aired on the 3rd or 4th). Their take is similar – also pointing out that when the Czech goaltender celebrated in a game vs. the US it was seen by the Calgarian crowd as wonderful exuberance for all good things hockey. Celebrating goals vs. Canada = bad. I might have to disown Alberta for a while….

by Ahberg on Jan 5, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the overwhelming Canadian reaction (or at least what I’ve seen) has been similar. It makes me feel a lot better to see him thoroughly repudiated by the base he is trying to pander to.

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha… didn’t realize we’d left the URL the same after changing the title.

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by J.P. on Jan 5, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Or was it a strategic SEO move…

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by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

What’s the fuss? I thought it was a well thought-out piece.

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(And no, not really. Just a quick stroll down memory lane.)

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by J.P. on Jan 5, 2012 10:33 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

A little bit of link love from Backhand Shelf over at The Score.

Some well deserved promotion, congrats F&B.

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by leacha on Jan 5, 2012 10:45 AM EST reply actions  

Thanks, leacha. Backhand Shelf is a blog I regularly check in on so it feels pretty cool to see them link to the piece.

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel that...

this is appropriate.

Capitals goal scored by #22, Mike...

by KNUUUUUUUUUUBLE on Jan 5, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

Others call it being classless — the kind of thing a kid who scores nine points on midget players would do

I realize I’m a little late to this party and this quote specifically has already been discussed (I never knew what tall people Latvians really are!), but I interpreted this statement a bit differently.

You see, it’s a completely misguided and nonsensical comment to begin with. If someone were to score nine points on “height challenged” players (or let’s just say any players less physically capable) and if that person were to gloat about it, then yes, that would be very poor sportsmanship. In this case, however, the Canadians were an EQUALLY matched opponent.

This author is trying to paint what kind of picture here? That the Canadians, with all of their “heart”, should have been treated with more humility by the big bad Russian players? Don’t go trying to pull the sympathy card now, the Canadian team was hyped to be just as good as the Russians prior to the game, if not better.

To me, when I read it, it sounded to me like it was the Canadians who he was referring to as “midget players”, because I’m willing to bet when he DID score 9 pts against against Latvia he DIDN’T do anything like that. You can’t have it both ways, you can’t boast your team is the best in the world, but then go crying to mommy and try to make people feel sorry for you when you lose. If you’re the top dog, everyone is gonna want to knock you off. If you come at the king, you best not miss. Kuznetzov didn’t.

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by PaintDrinkingPete on Jan 5, 2012 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

I think he was saying it was just plain rude of Kuznetsov to even score 9 points against Latvia, regardless of celebrations.

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I do realize that, but none the less he brings it up only to make Kuznetzov look bad and garner sympathy for the Canadian team. Any Canadian player with the opportunity would have done the same, and some probably have in the past. And let’s not forget, Latvia is a team that qualified to play in the top division, it’s not like he did this against a team of mites from a 3rd world country.

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by PaintDrinkingPete on Jan 5, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that last part is why I felt the midget line was a bit offensive to Latvia.

And I’m sure if you look through the last several years of WJC play you’ll find more than a few 6 point performances by Canadian players against the weaker teams. Is that really all that meaningfully different from 9 points? Especially when 6 of the 9 were assists?

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Kind of reminds me of hearing the TV guys during the game remark with some bewilderment that the Russians were continuing to attack the Canadian zone despite being up 5-1 (which, amusingly, ended up not being enough). Well, you’re playing Team Canada in front of a raucous Canadian crowd in junior hockey and you’re only halfway through the second period. Blowouts are a good way to ensure that you don’t lose. Don’t stop scoring until the whistle sounds, I say.

Capitals goal scored by #22, Mike...

by KNUUUUUUUUUUBLE on Jan 5, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh and by the way, goal differential is the NUMBER ONE TIEBREAKER in the juniors tournament, so they’d be stupid not to blow out teams by as much as possible.

But yes, Team Russia should have just gone easy on lesser teams, like Team Canada did to Finland and Denmark (8-1, 10-2).

Capitals goal scored by #22, Mike...

by KNUUUUUUUUUUBLE on Jan 5, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That was the other thing I meant to mention, regarding the goal differential.

It’s like in college football when folks will get all bent out of shape when teams run the score up, yet those games are what propel teams to the top of the rankings. (and usually it’s the same people that complain that are voting in the polls).

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by PaintDrinkingPete on Jan 5, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

In fact, it appears that Team Russia failed to top Team Canada’s 16-0 thumping of Latvia in 2009.

http://www.tsn.ca/world_jrs/story/?id=303624

Gabriel Bourque scored three goals and added four assists as Canada opened the 2010 world junior championship with a 16-0 rout of Latvia. Bourque’s seven point outburst tied Team Canada’s record for scoring in a world junior game. The score represented the largest shutout victory ever for Canda (sic) at the tournament.

Selfish jerk.

Capitals goal scored by #22, Mike...

by KNUUUUUUUUUUBLE on Jan 5, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nah, he started giving bad passes so they wouldn’t score more and he wouldn’t get more assists.

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

And wild swings of momentum are routine in the WJC.

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he was saying it was just plain rude of Kuznetsov to even score 9 points against Latvia,

A team can only get better if when an opponent has a chance to show them how much they suck, they fuckin’ SHOW EM

by Brainumbc on Jan 5, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice one, F&B. I came up with an anrgy rant in my head after reading that article, too. It’s amazing that Francis didn’t bring up his wife once in the whole thing. “What kind of goat is this kid married to with manners like those?!” or something similarly jejune.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 5, 2012 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

I would doubt that Francis possesses any knowledge of Kuznetsov beyond his performances against Canada and Latvia. His column suggests a deep-seated ignorance of anything outside the world of Canadian hockey.

Capitals goal scored by #22, Mike...

by KNUUUUUUUUUUBLE on Jan 5, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he has a lot of growing up to do… so many 19 year olds are mature enough to settle down.

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Media Bias...

I actually just completed a paper this semester looking at bias in the Canadian media against Russian players… from what I saw in my content analysis, it exists. Russians are more often referred to by their nationality, and discussed in negative attitude attributes while their Canadian equivalents are discussed by positive attitudes and their physicality. It was really fascinating (to me, at least.)

by GnarlyVarly on Jan 5, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

That is interesting. How do you define bias in media?

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 5, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Did any of it have to do with the potential for Canadians and Americans to have non-ethnic names? And did you find that other nationalities needed similar descriptors because you had to distinguish between Swedes and Finns and other nationalities with a similar or common language? What about players like Milan Lucic who sound European by nationality but who are Canadian, or Douglas Murray, who is Swedish?

by jopierce on Jan 5, 2012 7:50 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think that the Canada-Russia rivalry is the greatest rivalry in hockey (and I say this as an American). But all the xenophobia in hockey is really unappealing.

by light_the_lamp on Jan 5, 2012 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

I always enjoy when Russia beats up Canada in hockey. The humlbe country of Canada just gues bananas when it comes to hockey and they all become the worst kind of arrogant douches.
Putting rival teams in the worst kind of situations, ice time for practise at impossible times and at the worst rinks. And so on and so on, done it to our “baby swedes” a million times now.

This is an example of the Canadian heart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9j3L5bIzNU

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by xa2173 on Jan 5, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

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