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So this has been a pretty difficult week. My rabbit died Monday, my wife’s firm is laying people off (she’ll get word next week if she’s getting cut), and yesterday someone broke into our apartment. We got home and the cat was locked up in one of the bedrooms, and my laptop was gone. That looks to be about the extent of what they took. There were no obvious signs of B and E (no windows were broken and none of the doors were open or damaged), so we’re thinking that someone used a key to get in, which would point us in the direction of the maintenance (since the only other people who have keys to our place are our parents).
I’m more terrified that they’ll come back than anything else.
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We don't have an outhouse
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 7:33 AM EST reply actions
That sucks. Although when I was in college, the place I was living in got broken into, but the amazing part was that we were ALL HOME UPSTAIRS AND DIDN’T NOTICE. The guy made off with the VCR and my coat.
"Money talks. I listen."
It’s just so weird that all they took was the laptop. That’s it. They didn’t take any of the video game consoles or a TV or any of my wife’s jewelry or anything else of “value”. It looks like they may have rifled through one of the drawers looking for pills or whatever, but I can’t tell.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 7:47 AM EST up reply actions
Well, if it was a laptop with top secret info…
Was the laptop just lying there in front? Maybe it was a quick strike robbery.
"Money talks. I listen."
It was in our bedroom on a dresser. They locked the cat in the other bedroom.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 8:01 AM EST up reply actions
I didn’t even notice he wasn’t around when I got home. I was eating dinner when my wife got home, and she’s like “Fez was locked in the other bedroom”. I had no idea.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
Thats terrible man. I hope things start getting better for you guys
by bathwithtoaster on Jan 27, 2012 8:02 AM EST up reply actions
Rabbit died. Bad times at work. Laptop stolen.
Bad things come in threes. You’re done.
Nice guys finish first, but sometimes the season is awfully long.
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Let’s hope so. Ugh.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 8:15 AM EST up reply actions
That is terrible, make sure you get new toothbrushes, and dont use your old ones.
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Hope things turn around soon for you and Ms YLM.
by Rather Bengt on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
Just got off the phone with my wife. She’s headed home from work early today. Rental office told her no one was scheduled to be in our place yesterday, so they’re gonna go ahead and change the locks for us. She’s gonna file a police report and attempt to find a serial number for the computer so that if it turns up (which I highly doubt), we know where it is.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
I hope she isn’t too freaked out. Or, if she is, the changed locks help. Good luck with the police and stuff. :-/
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It’s our second run in with the law in the last six monfs. Someone broke into my car while it was at the mechanic’s over the summer. Bashed in a window, rifled through the contents. That was fun. Especially dealing with those cheats at the auto glass place.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Just got off the phone with my wife. She’s headed home from work early today. Rental office told her no one was scheduled to be in our place yesterday, so they’re gonna go ahead and change the locks for us. She’s gonna file a police report and attempt to find a serial number for the computer so that if it turns up (which I highly doubt), we know where it is.
Now where's my hat? I'm going to the outhouse.
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.....My tool shed!!!
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Cripes, I’m sorry.
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by CapitalCentre on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
So now we just learned that the maintenance man that lived above us has apparently been fired recently.
/wheels keep on spinning
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Good morning all. Happy end of the week
by bathwithtoaster on Jan 27, 2012 8:57 AM EST reply actions
Good morning, Bath. And yes, glad it’s the end of the week. I’m grateful I got into work before this storm really got going. It’s pretty dark out there.
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Holy crap! I just looked outside and it’s monsooning out here! Awesome!
by bathwithtoaster on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 AM EST up reply actions
my co-workers (the howler monkey is out of the office today. HUZZAH!) are all nattering like old ninnies about the rain and where did the rain come from and did you know it was going to rain this morning I didn’t know it was going to rain this morning and why is it raining so hard?? Apparently, I’m the only one who checks the weather before leaving the house.
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That’s because you’re a Miss Knowitall McSmartyPants. :-D
Btw, The Farmer’s Almanac says we’re having a blizzard on Jan. 31st. Weather.com says we’re in for a flurry or two.
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I’m an unrecognized genius :)
We all live about the same distance from work, coming from different directions, and we all take transit. So even if you don’t check the weather every morning like I do, surely you noticed it was wet outside (surely you heard the pouring rain when you got up?!) like it had stopped raining very recently, and all the big dark clouds just to the west as you were walking to metro….
no blizzards. I got enough snow the past 2 winters last for a few years, thanks!
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The top reason I finally decided to get a smart phone? Weather news within reach right when I wake up. (I always manage to miss the weather report on the radio.)
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by CapitalCentre on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Apple - thinking twice about buying any more of their stuff
This made me really sad. I mean, I’d heard some of this before, but not in this detail.
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I find I’m moving more and more away from apple products. I still have my Ipod, but I’m actively seeking alternatives to Itunes and will (eventually) start using a cloud of some sort. And I’ve never owned any type of Mac computer. It was just never a big deal to me.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 9:29 AM EST up reply actions
google music
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There’s this, too, which affects all of us.
"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."
Article says it affects all phones because it sucks the life out of the available bandwith, making service slower for everyone. Thanks, Apple.
"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."
New broomball session started, we had a bit too many players who normally play D. Coach said he’d try me out on the 3rd line center. Went pretty well, I rocked out Lemieux style, first shift on first shot, scoring a goal from basically in the paint.
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Ahahahahahahahaha
PSA: If you stamp your cocaine shipments with the symbol of the UN in an attempt to get them past customs without inspection, there’s a good chance they may get delivered to UN headquarters
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16753497
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ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, cocaine traffickers
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And also, reply vs reply all when talking about wanting to hang people...wow
http://www.wral.com/news/state/nccapitol/blogpost/10649801/
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there’s so much wrong there.
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Two improvements
The sun is back out, and I was just given two chocolate cupcakes.
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Morning everyone!
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just when I thought it couldn't get any weirder...
alright so against everyone’s better advice yesterday I went to go see leaves girl (in a public place so she couldn’t pull any shit). my reasoning was basically that we all make mistakes and regret them, and apologizing is a luxury few can afford. a lil bit o’ background: she has a boyfriend 90 minutes away, and somehow apparently she wanted a slice of the wisco pie even though I didn’t want anything like that from her. I liked being just friends. so anyway I guess she thought that her boyfriend (who had never met me) hated me and she needed to push me away so he would feel better. turns out, her boyfriend doesn’t really care about me or what I do, so she apologized for insulting me to get me to go away. I told her thank you, and that it was very nice of her to apologize. I went on to say how some of the things she said were kind of hurtful and mean and while I certainly didn’t hate her, her fake anger at me reminded me that women can be crazy and that I be careful who I talk to, stuff like that. when I said that she all of a sudden starts sobbing uncontrollably. I asked her what was wrong, and she just said ‘I need to go’ and left abruptly. so yeah that was really weird
"I was so drunk I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"
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headdesk. for so many reasons.
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Particularly for
alright so against everyone’s better advice yesterday I went to go see leaves girl
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
not a big fan of:
her fake anger at me reminded me that women can be crazy
because in the long history of humanity, a man has never been crazy.
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of course, but I firmly believe she’s the crazy one here, not me.
"I was so drunk I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"
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no doubt she’s crazy, but you just gaslighted every. single. woman.
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oh, well my apologies, certainly wasn’t my intention.
"I was so drunk I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"
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actually, let me put it this way:
she wanted to apologize to you. You called her crazy and that all women were crazy. Yeah, I’d be pissed to. She cries and runs away. I might have slugged you. You completely invalidated her attempted apology.
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Regardless of whether she was sincere or not, this is true.
I happen to think she wanted to get him in person to push his buttons again, regardless of what he said. Bursting into tears and running away is a hell of a button push.
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I did talk to a couple of people who know her yesterday and they think she was faking it to earn some sympathy or something
"I was so drunk I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"
My Twittah!
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I worded it poorly, I’m sorry
"I was so drunk I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"
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well…I mean I tried to have the best intentions I guess. I didn’t realize I made her feel so horrible.
"I was so drunk I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"
My Twittah!
No you didn’t. You went there to salve your conscience and/or to get an ego boost of being on the high ground because you felt she had wronged you. She had, but going for an apology from her was not about balancing any karma when we TOLD you she was batshit and you could not ascribe reasonable motives to anything she was going to say or do.
You went to feel like the good guy and that was the worst possible reason to go.
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I’m really not sure how to respond to this because your reasons for me going couldn’t be farther from the truth
"I was so drunk I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"
My Twittah!
You know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result, right?
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
I've come in here like this
"I was so drunk I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"
My Twittah!
Yeah, and now the word will spread that Wisco is mean to girls. Which is probably why everyone said not to go, it could only end badly.
"Money talks. I listen."
With the type of ladies Wisco attracts, that may or may not be a bad thing.
You’re the boss, applesauce.
probably a good thing.
"I was so drunk I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"
My Twittah!
I don’t know the story behind calling her ‘leaves girl’ but I can’t help but think of The Oatmeal strip about twilight when he says something like “I dont remember her name. Lets call her ‘Pants’.”
by bathwithtoaster on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
she told me I’m an a-hole because all I care about are sports, girls, and tv. and I never appreciate things like leaves
"I was so drunk I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"
My Twittah!
Maybe you need to take more hand cam video of plastic bags blowing around.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
I’m pretty much not going to give you advice anymore. You clearly are determined to do things the hard way.
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I was just trying to be fair with her…
"I was so drunk I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"
My Twittah!
It’s not, your convincing yourself otherwise. This is going to sound patronizing as hell but every single person here is lying if they don’t do the same thing. It’s mean spirited and all sorts of awful but in situations like that, people want to have their ego boosted or to feel like they have the high ground.
It’s important to reflect on stuff like that and realize the error of your ways and grow beyond it. Again, not condescending, or patronizing, because we’ve all been there but because you’re young it’s hard to put yourself in the other person’s shoes.
You did the wrong thing, even though it doesn’t seem like it. Part of growing as a person is being able to realize that going and getting that temporary high isn’t worth the sort of karma, if you will, of actually following through. In the future, just sever all contact and run the situation through your head. You get to eat your cake and kick it too but without actually dragging someone through the thorns like that.
You’re an ok kid, Frisco, but you have to realize you didn’t do it for yourself, you did it to make her feel bad basically.
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Also, when it comes to advice: people here are generally speaking from experience. It’s not some SO I SAYS TO MABEL I SAYS advice column from someone who’s sitting on a throne doling out advice they feel is perfect, it’s coming from people who have been through the proverbial shit sandwich.
Keep it in mind, especially considering the mind can play tricks and make you (the advice receiver) be shithouse crazy.
Also, I really, really need a beer. Why aren’t people allowed to drink at work?
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The client I’m at right now, their fridge is fully stocked with at least five different kinds of beer. It gets restocked every Friday, sooo, I’m assuming these people drink a fair share every week.
that’s it, I’m moving to Toronto and working for those people!
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The fridge is also fully stocked with canned pop and juice and they have two coffee machines.
They’re a Canadian sub of a European firm, so I’m thinking maybe I’ll move to Europe and work for these people.
Canned soda. Or canned Coke!
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My company is damn good about the beverages. On every floor, we have a soda refrigerator, a Flavia machine that dispenses coffee and tea, and a water cooler, all for free.
Sadly no beer, but that’s more government contracting; I know a few managers that wouldn’t be opposed to letting people have a beer or two.
At my work, beers are at times cracked open after work on Thursdays.
by Rather Bengt on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, now — plenty of us had to hear the same advice several times before we finally realized it was applicable.
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by CapitalCentre on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
I am just pissed because from what I can gather from your synopsis of the meeting with her up above, you still didn’t appreciate the fucking leaves?
For fuck’s sake, what the hell is wrong with you man? And don’t give me “Oh it’s January” BS because I don’t want to hear it!
by Rather Bengt on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
On a more serious note, Wisco — I am not really pissed. You learn from your experiences, good and bad, and that’s what this is a learning experience. I don’t think making you feel worse does any good. As CC says, sometimes you have to learn through advice more than once. And you can choose to accept advice or not accept it. Either way, you will learn from the experiences of your decisions, good and bad.
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this made me think of you
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Thank God for collapsing threads. And that this is an XL thread.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
you’re killing me. seriously you need to email me.
by Beakers Lab on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
btw, not mad at you but I get the feeling you are very similar to me at that age and it pains me to see you making the same mistakes I did at that age.
by Beakers Lab on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
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He needs to learn.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Let the boy watch
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I just started watching the outtakes from season one again, and I can’t stop laughing.
“I can feel it…..down in my plums”
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Oops…
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by CapitalCentre on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
do you ever have that day where you just cannot stand you co-workers? I’m having that day.
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Makes two of today. I feel like because I understand how to use this new system we’re using at work, I get to do EVERYTHING. Perfect.
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everyone is all McRantyPants here today and I really really really do not fucking care that someone is all worked up into a tizzy about Joe Paterno’s wife being on the front on the Washington Post.
I just want to keep my head down, wait for our volunteers to arrive and get them started on doing t-shirt inventory and folding, and go get a damn cupcake.
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Yeah. Only a couple of them, but the ones I dislike are especially grating today. I’m getting more and more aggravated by my job by the day.
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by CapitalCentre on Jan 27, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Did anyone else see an article about several breweries opening in DC in 2012? I read it 20 minutes ago but can’t find it on the site anymore o_O
"But it has a lotta heart!"
"That's what people always say when something sucks."
Oops, sorry, it was on the Post’s site.
"But it has a lotta heart!"
"That's what people always say when something sucks."
I’m not seeing anything either. strange. curious to see if they had any new info.
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One guy from Germany’s opening a brewery all by himself, focusing on German wheat beers, and there were two or three more in the works. Along with DC Brau, Chocolate City, and another I can’t recall, the author was saying DC could become a brewery city. I hope the article pops up tomorrow, I feel like I’m losing it.
"But it has a lotta heart!"
"That's what people always say when something sucks."
3 Stars is another brewery, I know they’ve started brewing and I think their stuff has been released, but not sure beyond that.
One in the works will be the new one from the Birch & Barley/Churchkey team that will be housed in the Boilermaker Building at The Yards (SE, by the ballpark), focusing in sour beers.
i try and keep up on the local brew scene, but with so many coming, and so much going on down in my neck of the woods alone, it’s sometimes hard to keep track of the new projects! As a fan of german wheat beers, I’d love to find the article and see the details!
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That almost looks like that bird that Randy Johnson hit with the fastball.
No matter how many times I see that, I am still completely amazed and in awe of everything that took place for THAT particular bird to fly in THAT particular location at the exact same time as the baseball that Johnson pitches.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
That’s probably the only time we’ll ever see that one cover-your-ass rule in the playbook that says “if there is for some reason not a rule governing what happened, the ump gets to decide”
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what did the ump decide?
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I would think he would just call it a “no pitch” right?
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
Good lord, co-worker, not every email you send out has to be high priority.
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URGENT! HIGH PRIORITY!
What are you guys doing for lunch?
by bathwithtoaster on Jan 27, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
facepalm! your co-worker manages to be a howler monkey via e-mail. I am both impressed, and completely terrified of when this will happen here.
BTW, how big is your office? I once heard that if it takes less than 30 seconds to walk to the person’s office, then you should do so, not leave it to phone or, even worse, e-mail. Some people are better about that than others in my office.
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Well since I do contracting work, some people are on campus, our IT is in a different building, and managers are somewhere else.
As far as IT, we’re all in a wing together yet some people choose to email everything.
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I’m really glad I’m not the one stuck with have to change, re-change, and then change AGAIN the plane tickets today. shit like that probably would have caused me to quit.
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OH man this day has been so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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I’m extremely tired and extremely busy at the same time. Bad combination.
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I’m so unmotivated today.
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The continued lack of sleep, and this tsunami of end of week work is not a good deal. I’m going to get some caffeine in a few.
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drinking some myself. hoping a Coke and the sugar rush of my fucking awesome cupcake will do the trick for a bit.
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Nothing’s going on. Work is at a crawl, none of my usual sites are updated with anything interesting. And I can’t get motivated either.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
of all the Fridays for hockey to come to a grinding halt, why did it have to be this Friday?
Can the Pens make Crosby go skate so we can have something to discuss? Maybe Michalek will go elbow some poor kid from behind and face no changes. anything. Please.
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Just saw on Twitter today is the last Jim Rome Is Burning Episode. Show lasted 8 years. I can’t believe it’s been around that long – probably my least favorite show on ESPN ever.
"I wear tinted visor not to trick other players, but so hot girls in stands don't see me looking at them" - Alex Ovechkin
Wow…really?
He’s like the sports version of Tom Leykis. He’s MASSIVELY successful in one area of the country, and has never really “worked” anywhere else.
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We don't have an outhouse
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Fry says it all ...
"Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than the truth." ~ Bill Watterson
hey west coast, we have no idea what Fry’s is…
I’m just in it for the Schadenfreude. -D'ohboy
by Alz in the family on Jan 27, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Interesting enough, as an east coaster, I learned of Fry’s from Disney newsgroups.
"Money talks. I listen."
I get mad at the Simpsons for making west-coast only jokes. Black Angus and Der Wienerschniztel come to mind…
I’m just in it for the Schadenfreude. -D'ohboy
by Alz in the family on Jan 27, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Likely, it’s not like there’s a lot you need. Heck, I have a microSD USB reader that’s smaller.
"Money talks. I listen."
See, I’d rather have the Ravage USB drive. The Voltron one, while neat, doesn’t turn into five individual lions. If it did, then I’d be torn.
"Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than the truth." ~ Bill Watterson
by What Is Narf? on Jan 27, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, there’s someone in my life who needs one or two of those…
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by CapitalCentre on Jan 27, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
CREEPY.
that movie gave me nightmares for YEARS
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America was founded on the principle that one cannot have one’s cake and eat it too.
Within the 20th century, the ‘90s were hands down the greatest decade for a boy to be born and raised through. The pop-culture and technology was simply at its prime. We’ll start from the beginning. What do kids at the age from just being born to about six years old care about? That’s simple, breast milk; but more importantly, toys. Although the breast milk in the 90s was most likely delicious, there is no existing cryogenically frozen breast milk lab for me to prove it. However, I sure as hell can sell you on how awesome the toys were.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 2:29 PM EST reply actions
Mary Antwinet is famous for saying "let the meat cake." She was a leader of the French revelation. She was very popular and fashionable until she died from guilty.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Bored, traveling with my family, so I’m only reading this thread now. But thank goodness since I’ve added this site to my favs. Have to say the Queen of France, Marie Antoinnette—oops Antwinet—being the leader of the French Revolution—oops make that revelation—is my personal favorite. Scary stuff from these kids.
Knuble: "I am what I am. I play well with good players."
On his milestone: "It's going to be like unwrapping a birthday present. Then the day after you're kind of like [sighs]....Now you just have to keep going."
by capsyoungguns on Jan 28, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
And one more
She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She bangs! She bangs! An old Ricky Martin song, She Bangs, tells of the power that women have. In Lizzie Borden’s case however, she chops.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
The farmers in Massachusetts thought of the new government as just another form of Tranny.
You’re the boss, applesauce.
Our house was a constant target for drive-by shootings and mazel tov cocktails.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Ha. What do you think that is, a shot glass full of Manischewitz?
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by CapitalCentre on Jan 27, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
My grandma loves cock on Sunday afternoons and I like to watch when she does!
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 27, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
It is still unknown what planet we live on.
"Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than the truth." ~ Bill Watterson
by What Is Narf? on Jan 27, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
This one nearly had me spit Sprite all over my monitor.
On the sacrilegious treatment of Hector’s corpse in The Iliad: "This defecation is of such magnitude that the gods have to intervene."
"Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than the truth." ~ Bill Watterson
by What Is Narf? on Jan 27, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
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