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Dear GMGM:  I have a dilemma. I am a 21 year old from near Madison , WI.  This summer I got a job selling programmes and puffy fingers at my local baseball team's stadium. That's all good. But I have a female co-worker who likes flirting with me and asking for hugs at the most inopportune times. She says she is 18, but I found out the other day she is only 17! This is seriously creeping me out and making me hate my job. What should I do?

 

Signed,

Badgered in Wisconsin.

Dear Badgered,

Here at Japers’ Rink we learn many life lessons from following the Caps. I think there are various options open to you in dealing with your situation involving your underage, predatory co-worker of the opposite sex. Ask yourself, "What would George McPhee do?"

a) Keep a poker face and not tip your hand. And when the situation finally resolves itself to your liking, give a knowing wink to a nearby TV camera.

or

b) Extend the situation to an unreasonable amount of time. Especially at a time that makes little sense. Note: this may backfire (see Poti, Tom).

or

c) Trade one of the Lolita’s hugs for future considerations. Future in this case means, say 2-3 years down the road.

or

d) Pick a Russian female co-worker with whom to distract yourself. But do not pick a female of Finnish descent.

The choice is yours mate. Choose wisely. Do as GMGM would.

If this FanPost is written by someone other than one of the blog's editors, the opinions expressed in it do not necessarily reflect those of this blog or SB Nation.

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