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EASHL is fun! I wish I had gotten into it last year.
I really need to improve my character…oof.
Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 7:03 AM EDT reply actions
All a man really has is his character.
John Carlson - Glory follows him.
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I’m a defenseman, so when I mess up, it’s pretty noticeable.
Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 7:33 AM EDT up reply actions
When I got the first round of EXP upgrades last night, the difference it made was ca-razaaaaaaaay! I went from a lumbering oaf to a more speedy oaf that can turn on a dime and check people through the boards.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
I feel like I want to “expedite” the process with a boost pack, but i’d rather play through it. I think i’ve only played 4 games, so it’s going to be a while.
How long were you and DP on last night?
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 8:25 AM EDT up reply actions
We stopped playing around midnight and I finished our classy motherfucking uniforms a few minutes later.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
I noticed they changed a lot. At one time they were Spokane Chiefs, and one time there were a bizarre chocolate/espresso combination.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions
The great chocolate uniforms remain unchanged but for a new logo. The whites have gotten a big update, though, including awesome white gloves!
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
Nice. I’ll be on this afternoon once I get home from work. I may have to leave for a little bit when we go get the Pig from the Vet, but that shouldn’t take too long.
Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah we took him in to be neutered. Wanted to do it a couple weeks ago, but they told us he was sick, so we’ve had him on anti-biotics for a couple weeks. Seems to be okay now, but they kept him there overnight as a precaution.
Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Oinkvechkin is the last of his line, eh?
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it’ll lessen his risk for testicular cancer, and sometimes on Pigs their balls get so big that they literally drag behind them, and it’s painful for them to walk. It’ll also make him less “fired up” and make him run around like a maniac less, which will make the cat not lose his shit.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Fez is jumpy? Who’d have thought?
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
He needs more meds. Just don’t ask him about lettuce wraps.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Wait, you own a pig? That’s awesome!
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Guinea Pig. Not pig Pig.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Though I would love to own an actual pig. Hear they make great pets, and are really, really smart.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I hear that too, which is why I got excited. At this same time, my concern is that owning a pig might ruin bacon for me.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s disappointing. No offense to your guinea pig.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Sweeet, can’t wait to see ’em. Though probably not until late tonight, 10 or 11ish.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Woo! My tickets are at Dulles, and my new phone is in Jersey.
John Carlson - Glory follows him.
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Woo!
Woo! My tickets went to Baltimore, but that’s where I am so no screw-up there. My gear is waiting for me to make it to the office in time to pick it up.
And I’m looking at having this shipped to me as well:

Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
My tickets were on my doorstep when I got home last night. I’m glad they were sent in a Fedex envelope and not a big box like last year…much less wasteful. And the lapel pins actually aren’t hideous.
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 8:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I assume the sandwich is smiling due to the slipshod frontal lobotomy it just received?
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Sandwiches feel no pain :)
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
I hope so, because…
I can’t think of a direction to take this that isn’t explicitly graphic.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha. I was going to comment that lobotomies might have benefits in certain individuals – like making them more pleasant while not affecting their mental capacity in any appreciable way.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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YOU’RE THE BIRTHDAY YOU’RE THE BIRTHDAY YOU’RE THE BIRTHDAY BOY OR GIRL

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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Good morning folks
It’s glorious outside. I think today is an eat lunch outside day.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Becca, what is going on?
I saw your tweet this morning and I don’t understand. Why would a sports guy you are following close up his twitter?
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Is it because of the golden material we gave her for twitter IDs?
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions
No, it looks like Dan Ellis has shut down his twitter account. It’s a sadness, but it’s an unfortunate truth that athletes are not free to express their opinions.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
“Forced” to shut down, or “forced to shut down due to follower backlash to recent comments” ?
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions
It was a whole big thing about athletes and money, and how they don’t make as much as people think.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, he’s right, to some degree, but the way he’s phrasing it is what makes him sound like a dick.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions
He used to be fun, but he’s a douche now after this and the way he treated his twitter folks after the stupid brain surgery thing.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
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At least it led to a fun twitter meme

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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions
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Aug 25, 2010 – New Tampa Bay Lightning goalie Dan Ellis is on Twitter (twitter.com/33dellis). Last week, he got into a bit of back-and-forth with some of his followers after he made a comparison between professional athletes such as himself and brain surgeons. His point was that both professions require a degree of specialized skill that average people just don’t have, which is a valid assessment.
But of course, any time you invoke brain surgery (or rocket science) in a non-ironic comparison…
[People] say well that guy [Reggie Bush] makes too much money…well he earned it. Just like a brain surgeon makes tons of $, it took 15 more yrs than [you] put in to get that kind of pay. Any job I can think of that makes lots of cash..that person is a specialist. Meaning other [people] can not do the job as well. They train harder, are better educated or just plain blessed. They are not a dime a dozen unlike many other professions.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s the real point, I think. He’s paid to be a goalie, not a writer.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions
His point was that both professions require a degree of specialized skill that average people just don’t have, which is a valid assessment.
Which is perfectly valid point that got lost in all the ridiculous moral outrage people drummed up about it.
Yup. If you’re a pro athlete, God forbid you bitch about something.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s all about timing, where you say what you say, and who you say it to. Judging your audience is something we all have to learn, but someone as public as that gets bitchslapped far more harshly than someone who just offends two or three friends with an ill-considered remark.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
It’s definitely true. Still…people get all up in arms about stuff like this, where he may not be clear but come ON, you get his point…and yet we adore guys like BizNasty (and I’m including myself, I find him funny in an obnoxious, frat boy kind of way) for saying really offensive things about other people.
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
I think what it comes down to is that your average Joe reacts emotionally, not logically. It’s easier.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
People grossly over reacted, and took things way too literally.
Because now I can justify browsing and commenting during the work day with the argument that I am promoting my business.
by Sombrero Guy on Sep 9, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
There’s disagreeing with what they say, which you’re free to do, and then there’s attacking someone mindlessly and relentlessly, which is what happened here. THAT’S what bugs me (and for what it’s worth, I think he should have had thicker skin and stuck it out a bit).
I just always wonder whenever people reply to an athlete or a celebrity or whatever on Twitter…would you say that to their face? Keyboard courage is a marvelous thing, where you can call someone names and get away with it. Sure, I’ll mock Mike Green or criticize Semin on the blog or whatever, but I’m not directing it at them in the hope that they read it. I’m not saying “hey, @GreenLife52, you SUCK!”. Just bugs the crap out of me.
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
by Becca H on Sep 9, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
It’s like 90% of all internet comments. Well, at least the ones on Yahoo!.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Welcome to the internet, where everyone is anonymous.
"It's always good to have vikings."
Proud member of the Oxford dictionary police.
Preeeecisely. Just bugs me, I guess. I always double-check what I say on Twitter if it’s going back to the person it’s about, because there’s no need to go out of your way to offend someone – some people live for that kind of thing, though.
…it’s also one of the main reasons I don’t follow Max Talbot on Twitter :P I don’t think I’d be able to hold my tongue.
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
Hey, Dan Ellis! IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahaLOL I can’t wait for football season to end so I can goes to hockey game and make that chant!
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
YEah But we have to beat the COW GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions
STOP CALLING PEOPLE GIRLS AS AN INSULT YOU SEXIST BASTARD!!!!!1
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
Well, it is an insult if they don’t like being called girls. Except for those special few who hide out in the corners of the locker room, keeping quiet, and hoping they don’t get exposed.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Rec’ing ball!
Exactly this. Keyboard courage is a marvelous thing and these people can’t filter their follower feeds in the way that we can, plus they attract a broader range of people than normal schmoes do to begin with.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
I wrote a whole reply to this and then accidentally closed the window. Sigh.
To sum up: Public figures have consequences for doing so that the rest of us do not. It’s a question of scale. Us normal schmoes attract people who are like us. Like attracts like and those who disagree with us will usually go away after a while b/c they don’t want to deal with it. So what we’re left with is the people who may not agree with us on everything but generally think in a similar way. Any disagreements will be small on the scale, just a ripple.
A public figure casts a broader net and attracts more different types of people, and that subset of people is more likely to have varying opinions about just about everything else. Any disagreement is likely to be more like a tidal wave and escalate much more rapidly and have more far-reaching effects on them than our disagreements ever will. They have consequences and a price to pay for publicizing their opinions that us normal schmoes never will.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
I wrote a whole reply to this and then accidentally closed the window. Sigh.
Aw, man, I’ve been there. Whenever a reply gets beyond four sentences I start obsessively copying it just in case….
I think you make good points, and they’re why I really don’t have much sympathy for Ellis. At the same time, people have the right to say what they want, just like he does.
Very true, Everyone’s got a God-given right to be a blithering idiot.
And while it’s true that people have the right to say what they want, a little bit of tact and consideration on the Internet would go a long way. Juts because you can doesn’t mean you should – which incidentally is why the response “Because I can” bugs me.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Everyone’s got a God-given right to be a blithering idiot.
Well, in America, at least.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, they do everywhere. The difference is that America acknowledges this right. The majority of other countries don’t bother.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
So they won’t be blithering for long, is the point.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions
The word “blithering” only ever modifies the word “idiot.”
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
“…probably a blend of blather and dither” says the dictionary.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions
What would a blithering pancake be?
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
And a recognition that athletes and other celebrities are actually people. Honestly, if I were in Ellis’ shoes I’d be thrilled at my pay and the career I’d be blessed to have, but I’m sure I wouldn’t be 100% happy with every aspect of the CBA or the league’s compensation structure.
I’m not sure I’d public rant to people way poorer than I that “I got it bad, yo.”
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m continually amazed at the number of people who insist that because a response is words on a screen, there’s no person behind it.
I have to agree.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Somebody should tell him to be 18% better.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
The falcon is back. I’m going to call him Peter.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
You should attempt to leave offerings on the window sill. Or perhaps you can take a picture of him for our Scuttlin’ Crabs jerseys.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions
The falcon might also be a hawk, too. I need to see him some more.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
He’s both?! a Fawk?
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I’m hoping it’s a new species and they will name it after me.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
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Fawkes?

Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You must have had an IV of coffee this morning, you’re on like Donkey Kong.
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
It’s our new Keurig Machine! Or as I call it, the “Kegel Machine”
One of the side benefits of planning a wedding, all the cool shit people give you. Our house is FILLED with random appliances.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
When I got married, for some reason, I found myself the confused owner of four or five crystal serving trays. This is what happens when the mother in law gets to invite 40 of her closest relatives that I’ve never met.
I thought about using some of this swag during our weekly roleplaying game D&D dungeon crawls, but I realized the guys wouldn’t give a shit.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
I think you should sell it. Or have it shaped into swords.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I also kept the cake knife. It was once a railroad spike that a blacksmith friend of ours fashioned into a celtic blade. Scared the shit out of the normal people at the wedding when I used it to disembowel the wedding cake.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
If your wedding cake has bowels, someone’s doing something terribly wrong.
Or fulfilling someone’s final sexual desire.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I think I want to marry my panini machine/griddle/grill thingy.
John Carlson - Glory follows him.
Six Beers Too Many Fantasy Team - BizNasty's Hobo Rodeo
I got a cuisinart one off Woot a few weeks ago.
John Carlson - Glory follows him.
Six Beers Too Many Fantasy Team - BizNasty's Hobo Rodeo
I am enjoying our Foreman Quesadilla maker.
The man is a gift from God.
Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I heard on O&A that they offered that grill to Hulk Hogan, but he turned it down. He can’t succeed at ANYTHING!
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
Hogan could be the smartest dumb man alive. I mean, as big as he is already, he could have been even bigger, but he’s so dumb that he’s thrown away millions.
He’s almost as famous for failing and causing failures as he is for being a personality.
Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
What I loved about getting married in New Jersey was that 98% of our gifts were straight cash homey! We didn’t want stupid appliances and shit we’d never use.
The thing is, we don’t really NEED a whole lot of stuff, so we’re digging the random appliances.
We both have soft spots for needless kitchen gadgets. If we could set up our kitchen as a Rube Goldberg Device like on Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, we’d do it in a second.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
After our honeymoon, we went to the bank and deposited our wedding gifts into our first joint account. Nice chunk of change and a nice way to start off a marriage.
It feels like it’s only the NE part of the country that gives money as wedding gifts, but I believe the old-fashioned intent was for the couple to use it as a down payment on a home.
Did they pin it to the brides dress?
"Why don't you smegging well smeg off, you annoying little smeggy smegging smegger!"
No, I’ve seen that at weddings that weren’t in the NY/NJ area, but up there each guest just puts a check for a couple hundred bucks in the gift bowl.
No, this bird looks less like a physically retarded cartoon and more like a badass killing machine.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
I think they need to bring back the fierce jayhawk!
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
So, my first ever pack of HUT cards for NHL 11 (started the Clifton Comets this morning), and I drew Grubauer as my goalie and the Caps home jersey. Not bad! =)
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I got Gordo as my one NHLer, and he’s (by some 10 points, i think) the best player on my team. I need to start playing so that I can earn pucks!
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I got Knuble and he’s not very good at all.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
And he’s an 82 or something! Gordo’s only 79, which is still 5 points higher than either of our EASHL players.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
He skates as if through mud and hasn’t scored yet, I don’t think. a-Boo.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
Did you turn the game speed way up? I’ve yet to play a single game that wasn’t EASHL. I’m still not sure what to expect when I finally play an offline game.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I jinxed it…! That free extra pack you get? I opened it.. Tomas Kaberle.
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Shit, I wish. I got two more packs of Juniors scrubs.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Gah…I had two free packs (one from sending the demo to a friend, another from beating the demo tourney) and I ended up with Donald Brashear and Riley Cote. Not exactly as thrilling as the superstar-laden teams they gave you in the demo :(
Then after my friend destroyed my team’s record and nearly all my contracts expired…I made the mistake of drunkenly deleting the team. ~5,000 pucks gone…Two extra packs gone. Lesson learned the hard way, as usual.
I know there aren't many b-ball fans around here
But this is uplifting no matter what sport you follow.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Dwight-Howard-makes-a-lady-s-day-life?urn=nba-268206
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 9:07 AM EDT reply actions
Had to drop the car off at the shop this morning. Officially bored.
Look at me, Dustin! I'm a F%^king Icon!
I misread that as ‘cat’. Yikes.
NHL11?
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Don’t own it and w/o transport, can’t get it. I did get a Super NES in the mail last week, though. Been crushing Super Mario World.
Look at me, Dustin! I'm a F%^king Icon!
Awesome. Classic SNES or one of the dual NES-SNES/Genesis-SNES thingies?
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Winter season starts up again in a couple weeks. But I guess this means I gotta really look for a job now….
Boo.
Look at me, Dustin! I'm a F%^king Icon!
Usually a lot of “bumps” and cymbals crashing.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Good. Wrote the drum feature for the high school yesterday afternoon. 32 measures in 2 hours. Writing on a laptop is a pain in the ass.
Look at me, Dustin! I'm a F%^king Icon!
Over?
Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Washington Capitals 2009-10 = Quebec Nordiques 1994-95
--- D'ohboy
by MikeL-Pivonka on Sep 9, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
“Germans?”
“It’s a quote from Animal House!”
“I know, I was just continuing the dialog.”
/thread
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Urg! So at this point, in order to get a conventional loan for the house my mothers offer was accepted on, my dad has to send over proof he paid the mortgage for the last 12 months and not my mother. Well, I was awoken this morning by the dulcet tones of him calling my mother a nazi bitch, real original! (she’s German) I have a feeling this does not bode well for the chances of him sending this. And he wonders why I don’t call more often…
Now that my mini vent is over, anyone know about FHA home loans and if they’d be that much worse?
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
I work for a mortgage company, want me to refer you to one of our people?
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t even know whats going on at this point. I just wish hockey was here so I’d have a distraction.
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
Acquire student loan, move out, ?, profit
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
My dad said he would pay my rent, but I’d prefer living with my mom and not feeling indebted to him. Also I’m wary of having a roommate.
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
The worst roommate will at least give you a learning experience.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
Or she’ll try on your bras when you’re not home, have sex with a dozen guys in two months, and basically make a year of college a year in hell.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
A learning experience to rival the ages.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else NOT excited for the start of (American) football? September always sucks because I don’t have hockey to distract me from all the football talk.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 9:32 AM EDT reply actions
I only care about my fantasy team. Other than that, it’s fighting the good fight to keep it out of my mind as much as possible.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I won’t be talking much football, but i can’t wait for the Skins game. I don’t watch any football outside of that, but I like dem Skins.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I will admit, as much as I am not a football fan I do like Dallas week – I can get invested in hating the Cowboys. I think they put something in the DC-area water when I was growing up, I don’t know.
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
In division, I hate them all: Eagles, Cowboys, and Giants. Goddamn, I hate them.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I would be, if it wasn’t for the fact that the Vikings have a horrible schedule. Well, hopefully the Saints get the shit kicked out of them
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 9, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOL
There is Stefan Della Rovere FANFICTION. What the eff.
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
Did you write it? It’s okay, you can tell us. You’re among friends.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, holy shit. This has brightened my morning sooooo much.
He had done everything right. The way he held my hand, the way he lightly kissed my neck, and the look of reassurance he gave me before he slipped my shirt over my head. I could have said no, he would have stopped, but I don’t know what anyone would expect from me when it was so hard to breathe.
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
It goes into an unrealistic side-story where he makes the NHL shortly after.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
by jordanDC on Sep 9, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL, wow. Rule 34 in action.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions
“I couldn’t bear to see him go that day, walking onto the ST. LOUIS BLUES team bus with the other sexy NHLers like David Backes, Paul Kariya, TJ Oshie, Jaroslav Halak…..”
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wasn’t even going to try to deny that he isn’t good looking, a matter of fact, he is overly attractive. He’s got as much sex appeal as a Playboy Bunny on Hef’s centerfold choosing day.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
Hef still chooses the centerfold?
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Until his dying day, my friend. And then his clone takes over.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Whoever wrote that is the worst writer that ever wrote.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
Damien Cox?
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 9, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mike Wise?
Washington Capitals 2009-10 = Quebec Nordiques 1994-95
--- D'ohboy
by MikeL-Pivonka on Sep 9, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Gotta go, JDC. My damn wiener kids are listening.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Are we cussing? Crap, boobs, crap!
Hell, damn, fart!
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
“Do you know any cursive?”
“Well, I know hell, and damn, and bit-”
“No, no…cursive language…script?”
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
“I think you’ll find this class to be… more your speed.”
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
“I fell off the monkey bars and when I woke up I was here!”
“I just moved here from Canada, and they think I’m slooow, eh?”
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
“We don’t have bums in this town, Marge, and if we did, they wouldn’t rush. They’d be allowed to go at their own pace.”
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
“Aww…the Denver Broncos!!?!”
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
“I know what you guys need: Hammocks!”
“Mr. Scorpion, where can I find some hammocks for my guys?”
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there’s four places. There’s the Hammock Hut, that’s on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There’s Hammocks-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot… Matter of fact, they’re all in the same complex; it’s the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That’s right.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
...

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 9, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
"Relax, Homer. At Globex, we don't believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat."

"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
“i’m sad to see you go, Homer. And if you wouldn’t mind killing someone on your way out, that’d really help me a lot.”
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
“When you get home tonight, there’s gonna be another story on your house!!”
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
“By the way, Homer, what’s your least favorite country, Italy or France?”
“France.”
“Heh heh heh, nobody ever says Italy.”
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Dare I ask how you managed to stumble across this?
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions
A friend on twitter said she someone got to her blog by searching for della rovere, girl
so I did the same and this gem was down below it a little.
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
"You’re coming to a party tonight." I raised my eyebrows, shoving a spoonful of Trix into my mouth. I chewed slowly and swallowed before answering.
"Oh am I?" I asked, shoveling another heaping spoonful of deliciousness into my watering mouth. Abby rolled her eyes at my lady-like eating habits.
They’ve been listening to too much O and A.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions
This person must be a kid. Trix are for kids
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 9, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Silly Devil's fan
Kix are for Kids!

"The most important thing - to get to the playoffs and move on." Evgeny Kuznetsov
MY EYES. Just curious, who do you think the overal fugliest hair band was?
John Carlson - Glory follows him.
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Twisted Sister
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 9, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, don’t close your eyes…
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
by Bald Pollack on Sep 9, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, you don’t wanna miss long legged Rosie from Baltimore
"The most important thing - to get to the playoffs and move on." Evgeny Kuznetsov
Not going to lie, used to go to their Christmas/holiday show at the Patriot Center many moons ago.
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
by Bald Pollack on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Whitesnake, Great White, White Lion
I’m so confused
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Fail
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Product placement
Trix
Bacardi 151
Playboy
Hollister
Uggs
Coca-Cola
Southern Comfort
Axe
Madden NFL football
More product placement here than in the average East Side Dave story.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
You know what it means? She’s taking a writing class or has a beginning Writer’s Digest book. One of the things they stress like whoa is to use brand names because companies get their undies in a bunch when their NAME becomes diluted to mean anything. Like people saying they were going to xerox something instead of make copies. Or people calling any tissue kleenex.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
“Get[s] their undies in a bunch?” That’s marketing GOLD for companies when their name is as recognizable as the product itself.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
The cure for the common breakfast cereal!
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
You’d think so, right? But, no. They are very firm about this in the beginner’s writer’s books.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Wait, am I reading you wrong, or does this all sound contradictory?
One of the things they stress like whoa is to use brand names
and then
because companies get their undies in a bunch when their NAME becomes diluted to mean anything
and then
You’d think so, right? But, no. They are very firm about this in the beginner’s writer’s book
Something here doesn’t fit with the others.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m trying really hard to care about this thread.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
I’m just trying to make it make sense!
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Here’s the page with all her articles
She has stuff on Lucic, Letang, Jordan Staal, Goligoski, Letang, Brooks Orpik, Dustin Jeffrey, and etc.
She must be a Pens fan, which makes this even more awesome.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
She Leaves Crosby for Armstrong… HAHAHAH
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
The page has been IMMEDIATELY bookmarked. I can’t wait to get to the stuff on Dustin Jeffrey.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Careful. You’re going to be a gibbering idiot if you read all this.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
He’s going to turn into a Flyers fan? That’s a bit harsh…
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
This could be the most inane bit of dialogue i’ve ever read. It’s like if every vapid girl I knew in High School suddenly got together at the same time and morphed themselves into these two people
"I don’t know, Nikki…" I was unsure of what to do. The plan seemed smart enough, but definitely not fool proof.
"Oh come, Zarabelle. Think about it, you’ll drive him crazy if you walk in there looking drop dead gorgeous and he knows that he can’t have you." I was about to respond when my phone started vibrating.
"Hello?" I answered, still thinking about whether this was a good idea tonight.
"Hey! There’s a party tonight at Della’s. He asked me to make sure you got invited. You’ll be there right?" I sighed, I didn’t know what was going on in that boys head. I decided I should probably answer Stephen Gaskin’s question. But once again, I got cut off from speaking by him hissing a "Shut the fuck up, Della. She’s about to answer!" I rolled my eyes.
"Sure thing, sweetheart. I’ll be there." I said, keeping my confident front up, even though my insides were going crazy like a huge tidal wave.
"Awesome!" I could practically hear the smile in his voice. "The plan is that we’re all going to head over to his apartment around nine or so. You know where that is, right?"
"Sure do, sweetheart. I’ll see you then." I didn’t wait for a reply before I flipped my phone closed. Letting out a loud groan, I hit my head against the wooden table again.
"He didn’t have the fucking guts to call me himself and invite me. What a pussy." I yelled out in frustration.
"Are you kidding me?" Nikki asked laughing. I threw my hands up in frustration again.
"No, he had Gaskin call! And then I heard him say ‘shut the fuck up, Della, she’s about to answer!’" Nikki laughed more, causing me to smile, it was hard to hold it in when your best friend was sitting across from you in hysterical laughter.
"Oh that is great. I was sure that Della Rovere had enough confidence to call a girl he’s already laid." I rolled my eyes at Nikki’s words.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I said the same thing.
John Carlson - Glory follows him.
Six Beers Too Many Fantasy Team - BizNasty's Hobo Rodeo
You know, this is on par with Twilight.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
For shits and giggles, I read the hockey Harlequin romance over the weekend. Body Check. It’s hilarious.
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They break down the NASCAR romance books on Deadspin from time to time. Good stuff.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
For a trashy romance novel, it was okay. The hockey aspect was pretty hilarious.
John Carlson - Glory follows him.
Six Beers Too Many Fantasy Team - BizNasty's Hobo Rodeo
It’s not really that bad – not great literature but fun in a romance novel kind of way (and nice to see hockey respected, if not overly dramatized :P).
Just FYI, my friends and I each bought one of that author’s books and circulated them around…Body Check’s probably the best one, so if you don’t like it you probably shouldn’t check out the others ;)
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
I read that! Ah yes, the NHL team where the head of PR is hooking up with the captain of the team. TOTALLY realistic. She wouldn’t be fired immediately or anything.
Poor Nate Ewell.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
No, in Body Check, it’s the team owner’s daughter hooking up with one of the players (not the captain) and there’s a game fixing scandal.
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Hmm...
I think we’re talking about 2 different books here. This one’s about the PR woman who starts sleeping w/ the player:

If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
Oh no, the one I read was a real harlequin romance.

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Six Beers Too Many Fantasy Team - BizNasty's Hobo Rodeo
Oh, man, that’s AWESOME. I’ve never actually read one of those but I will say the cover art is…lovely.
(Quick, someone Photoshop a certain winger/center/tire changer’s beautiful face on there!)
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
(looks for a good Mike Ricci pic for Becca)
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
When I was in college, I had a LIT professor who was some sort of expert on what Harlequin romances meant in American culture. I think she wrote a book. Anyway, we had to read Harlequins in her class.
John Carlson - Glory follows him.
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My grade 12 media and film teacher Peter Fairbairn wrote Harlequins under a female alias Vanessa somethingorother,
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
I think you can make a decent living doing so, and they’re quite formulaic.
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Very true. You actually take a course on how to write them and there is a set formula re: plot development and arc that you have to follow.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Reeeaaally…interesting. And how much money would you say is in something like this?
Not that I’d ever do it, of course. I’m just asking for…a friend. Yeah.
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
I’m eagerly awaiting the Dave Steckel fan fiction.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Or the Jeff Schultz fan fic…
He was large, but wooden
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Or Boyd Gordon.
“Watch the back, babe.”
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Or Flash.
“I’m just happy to be here.”
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
Or Flash
“mwkakdjakd Happy ajdsjakdk here”
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
What about Matt Bradley?
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Just play New Order’s “Everything’s Gone Green”
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Matt approached the record player and took off the Alice Cooper LP.Looking over at me he said,
“Not only women bleed, baBy. I do, baby, I do.”
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Notice how the reply-line is encapuslated by emphasis tags? Starts here. I’m trying to Firebug this out, insofar as to figure out just why the software does this. Or, does someone know (i.e. can save me the trouble?)
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Bradley screamed as he shot out of the bed
“Hey!!”, I said. “That’s your blood, not mine!!!”
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ALL YOUR FAULT!
This is where the italics start.
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
Tsk tsk tsk. So quick to assign blame, my dear Watson.
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It was where it started and I fixed it!
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
Brat Madley? He’s married.
“I recycle my women when I’m done with them, and I’m not done with mine, yet. Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.”
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Eric Fehr
“Why are you leaving me?! I screamed at him”
He stopped and looked back…
“Hey babe….don’t ya know…all’s Fehr in love and war”
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
by jordanDC on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My only criticism is the non-spelling of “donchaknow.”
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
DJ King
“How could you cheat on me again? You said you’d change!” I gasped furiously.
“Baby, the King stay the King.”
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
To be honest, I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to use that quote in relation to DJ King for a while.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
He finished and rolled over, gasping.
“Baby…he said…you’ve just been Steckeled”
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I went after this guy at the bar, and he stepped in front of me.
Then, I to buy a guy a drink and he stepped in front of me again.
Finally, he blocked me out of the bar entirely.
I just couldn’t get Laing to stop blocking me.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
...
Gold
“You, Brittany Ann Gibbens, are a complete and total SLUT.” Tears sprung to her eyes. “You are a gold digging, dumb, whore. No guy will ever want you for anything but sex. And to be quite honest, you’re not even that good in bed.” With one last look at her, he turned on his heel, walking out of the room and out of the apartment, walking home. Leaving her to be crushed and alone, crying herself to sleep.
“Guess what sweetie, karma is a bitch.” He laughed to himself as he walked home in the cold Pittsburgh night.
Sidney Crosby could finally move on. He did what he had to. His biggest mistake in life was now gone. He was ready love again.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m DYING! LOL
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
In the last sentence, I definitely read “mistake” as “milkshake.”
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
G’s brother, Ready, who really brings the special sauce.
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 9, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
....
Malkin
“So, how old are you?” He asked, breaking the silence.
“I’m twenty one, you?”
“Same.” He answered with a smile. “Jordan was saying you play?” I nodded.
“Yeah, I play goal for the Wild Cats.” Evgeni looked at me with raised eyebrows.
“That girls super league?” I just nodded. “And you had a bad night?” I let out a long sigh, trying to keep myself from giggling at his accent.
“More like bad day, I woke up too late, almost missed morning skate, missed two of my pre-game rituals, including my pre-game nap, got killed in burn soccer before the game. And believe me, I
pride myself on my skills in burn soccer. I couldn’t find my lucky necklace. The game was horrible, I let in five, that’s a career high for me." I sighed. “And now I have chocolate milkshake all over me. And to top it all off, I’m having a really ugly day.” I whined before I could stop myself. Why was I just spilling my guts to some stranger like this? He probably didn’t care. “Sorry, you probably didn’t care to hear all that.”
He stopped walking, grabbing my arm, stopping me in the process. I glanced around. We were standing in the middle of a small city intersection. Luckily for us, no cars were coming either way as
the traffic light switched above us. The snow fell, laying lightly on my hair and eyelashes. Evgeni stood infront of me, looking down at me.
“If this is an ugly day, I’d like to see you on a pretty day.” He started softly. “Because you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.” I tried not to be sucked in by his charm, but I couldn’t
help myself as his lips lowered onto mine, in a mind blowing kiss. He pulled away for just a second, before pressing his lips back to mine with passion.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
But it’s fun to laugh at Pens fans writing fanfiction…
In Lou We Trust: Freshly signed to the last 15 year deal in the history of SBNation
If the quality of my posts begin to get better, it's because i'm doing steroids.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 9, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAH
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
He nubbled on my bottom lip playfully, begging for enterance. Our tongues tangled together, full of want, and lust.
I cannot stop giggling.
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
I personally don’t enjoy my lip being nubbled…that’s just me, though. :P
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
Maybe she meant “Knubled”
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
If you write exclusively for Pens fans.. who will read it?
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
It must not be a Pens fan writing, then.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
"Guess what sweetie, karma is a bitch." He laughed to himself as he walked home in the cold Pittsburgh night.
Sidney Crosby could finally move on. He did what he had to. His biggest mistake in life was now gone. He was ready love again.
How many hats did he wear in the “cold Pittsburgh night”?
Washington Capitals 2009-10 = Quebec Nordiques 1994-95
--- D'ohboy
by MikeL-Pivonka on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha…love the Brand New reference in the story title. Somehow fitting.
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck?

"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
Just as bad as his name puns
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Awesomest name, followed by Wraparooski.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m Wilford Brimley and there’s something I want you to hear.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
“Welcome to Mythbusters…Adam, where’s my [Franceschetti] beret?”
Washington Capitals 2009-10 = Quebec Nordiques 1994-95
--- D'ohboy
by MikeL-Pivonka on Sep 9, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Hay Bale farmer
Have you all seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWMcEX1mlqE
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I bought me some tickets for the penguins game on December 23. I hope I can go, they cost me 100 each.
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
Good seats?
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Meh, 400s. I bought through the caps. Hopefully worst comes to worst I can sell them for equal.
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
Ouch. I’m likely going to sell that game, since I’ll probably be back in MI for the holiday by that point.
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If ticket prices are right, I’ll sell them.
Now that I bought them my bank account is back to like, $23 dollars. I’d be so much richer if it wasn’t for hockey…
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
Exactly, I figure it’ll be worth it come game time :)
I have a twitter.
"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"
Music check
Godspeed You Black Emperor! — Dead Flag Blues
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
On Wings of Lead- Bleeding Through
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Man, I haven’t listened to Bleeding Through in ages. I should break out that album.
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by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I listened to all of Wisconsin Death Trip this morning so I wouldn’t have to hear our stupid fucking designer pontificate on any and all subjects.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
My own laughter while reading the “Fan Fiction” excerpts above…
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by MikeL-Pivonka on Sep 9, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
The Highwayman – Jimmy Webb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LmD0TE41Xk&feature=related
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Morwenna Lasko and Jay Pun — Coonhound
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by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Marc Maron’s podcast.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Okay, can someone tell me why...
All the text on this page from about halfway down is in italics now?
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Well, guess I won’t be refreshing this page anytime soon…
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Lemme guess, you tacked on a /em tag.
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Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Bored. I just tried to go order an iPhone and the Apple store couldn’t help me right then. Is it trying to tell me something?
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
I also kinda want a new Nano, just to have. It seems neat, assuming I don’t lose it.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I’d probably lose my grandfathered Unlimited data plan, if I moved away from the iPhone.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Sour news for prog rock fans
Mike Portnoy is leaving Dream Theater, as CP2 just posted on his twitter feed. :(
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
Great news in my mind. I can’t stand DT. Great technical playing, but zero soul. Hope Portnoy decides to stay in A7X. Amazing drummer, but he needed to find some other musical partners.
"The most important thing - to get to the playoffs and move on." Evgeny Kuznetsov
At the Opeth/Dream Theater show, we left halfway through the first Dream Theater song.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
Heartily disagree, but it is what it is.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw them live a couple of months ago when they were opening for Maiden. It’s impossible to get into their music even live. They are a prime example of the excesses of a lot of prog. Too much focus on showing you’ve got playing chops, not enough on making interesting songs. Doesn’t help when LaBrie is your singer either.
"The most important thing - to get to the playoffs and move on." Evgeny Kuznetsov
LaBrie is actually the main reason I don’t like DT as much as other prog rock bands, but I still consider myself a fan.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, their lyrics are normally pretty stupid, although that’s true of many prog groups.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Like I said great technical playing, but nothing else.
What other prog bands do you like/listen to?
"The most important thing - to get to the playoffs and move on." Evgeny Kuznetsov
To name a few, Rush, Yes, King Crimson, Porcupine Tree, Coheed and Cambria, The Mars Volta, as well as progressive metal like Between the Buried and Me and Opeth.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Been a Rush fan forever. I also like Coheed. Opeth and King Crimson are hit and miss for me. I love some stuff and other stuff bores me. Gotta give Fripp credit for essentially creating prog.
Do you like Protest the Hero?
"The most important thing - to get to the playoffs and move on." Evgeny Kuznetsov
Yous guys like Heironymus Bosch?
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
His originals are good. The cover version done by Macaulay Culkin, not so much.
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Never really listened to HB or Protest the Hero. Good?
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I listened to some songs off “The Human Abstract” awhile back. I didn’t love it or hate it.
"The most important thing - to get to the playoffs and move on." Evgeny Kuznetsov
It’s interesting music. I feel like I need to be actively listening to it, though. It’s too mercurial to have in the background, or something.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
I hear you on King Crimson. I worked with a big Fripp fan for years. 80s KC leaves me cold alot of the time (I prefer Adrian Belew’s work with the Talking Heads circa 1980-1981). But mid 1970s KC such as the Red and Starless and Bible Black are pretty amazing power trio LPs
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Protest the Hero is the shit. I’ve seen them live a couple times, and also interviewed them on my radio show a few years back. Good dudes, too…during our interview, the drummer rolled the biggest blunt I’ve ever seen in my life.
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to disagree. It’s hard to form an argument about whether or not a band has something as undefinable as soul, though.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, soul is hard to define. Just my opinion.
"The most important thing - to get to the playoffs and move on." Evgeny Kuznetsov
It’s cool, I respect that. Not everyone digs DT. As I said, they’re not close to my favorite band but I enjoy their stuff.
"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."
by The Ghost of Bebop on Sep 9, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I worked in a record/used CD store in university and you always knew when European proggers were visiting Toronto and especially Queen Street on a music hunt as they would always be asking for whatever Dream Theater and Marillion you had in stock.
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Really Random Stuff Thread
On the way to Dover, DE, we passed a road called “Five Foot Prong Road”. Um. What? o_O
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
On the way to VA Beach there are some great ones, including Rip Rap Road
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
“Blue Ball Avenue” would make a great EASHL name
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
On the trip between LA and Vegas, nothing beats the sign for the exit for Zxyzz Road. It’s like a total “it’s a freaking road in the middle of nowhere, let’s just put random letters together” decision.
"Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly, 'No chance you metal ba****d.'"
It’s named after the town. The town was named by a nutty evangelical minister who used to be on KDKA of all stations back in the 30’s.
"The most important thing - to get to the playoffs and move on." Evgeny Kuznetsov
Soda Springs was a much better name
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Lunchtime, almost
What’s everyone doing?
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 11:32 AM EDT reply actions
Coming to your place and raiding your fridge.
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
You’ll leave a very unhappy man, unless you like ginger ale.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s a start.
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
You start these threads way too fucking early, you bastard.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
Going to Home Depot to buy cinder blocks
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Make sure you brush your teeth afterwards. You don’t want to have concrete breath.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
I’ll be sure to use floss and mouthwash as well.
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Considering interview clothing, eating lunch, and getting ready to run home on lunch break and grab my packages from the office.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
mmmmmm hey that’s not a bad idea, considering that my fridge is pretty empty at the moment. I think there’s bread, eggs and hummus. Yay for college life :(
Probably a salad.
John Carlson - Glory follows him.
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Leftover beef stroganoff from last night
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by Rather Bengt on Sep 9, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
....
Lull?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 12:18 PM EDT reply actions
I really hope that episode was the end of Depressed Don. I don’t see how he could fall any farther than the obvious fight with Duck = fight with himself shit.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
Could have been worse; he was almost fighting with Duck’s shit if he walked into Roger’s office.
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
It took me a second viewing to realize that (a) Duck farted, and (b) how funny it was when Don said to Peggy “why are you shitting on this?!” when he unveiled his final commercial idea.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Lunch, back from.
Went to McDonalds as I said I would. My lunch was delicious, if not healthy.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
everyone has to be evil sometimes. I went to Cheeburger Cheeburger for dinner last night and thoroughly enjoyed it. Will be spending some time in the gym tonight, but I enjoyed it (and was much less evil-tempered afterward).
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
I’ve been walking a lot more. It’s amazing how much more I want to exercise when it isn’t a million degrees out with a billion percent humidity.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Yeah, hot and humid weather can just suck the energy out of you. I don’t run outside for that reason (and it does not help that I don’t live in the very safest of neighborhoods).
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Not too busy to post a Harlequin romance cover. But I’ve got a crapton of things to do.
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Appropos of nothing much, but do you think a crapton > a shitload?
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Personally shitload > crapload > crapton > shitton. But I don’t know why I ranked it that way. I just think a load has more tons than a ton.
Jeez. I must really not be busy today. No class FTW!
But a load can be smaller than a ton, but a ton can’t be smaller than ton.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
But a fuckload is larger than them all.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
If you preface it with “metric” does that make it smaller or bigger?
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According to Sean Garrity, a jillion is smaller than a pavillion
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got opening night tix against NJ! Yay AMEX pre-order!
"Why don't you smegging well smeg off, you annoying little smeggy smegging smegger!"
section 418 Row E
"Why don't you smegging well smeg off, you annoying little smeggy smegging smegger!"
I like hockey and all, but I don’t want to drop $200 for upper level tickets. Ugh..
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
But it is my Girlfriends first game and my birthday, so it is worth the splurge.
"Why don't you smegging well smeg off, you annoying little smeggy smegging smegger!"
Totally.
Just bragging here, but my girlfriend bought the tickets to our first game together, which was on my birthday :)
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
First game I took my lady too was the Olie Kolzig Memorial Game.
That was quite a moment.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
/to
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Must have been hard to describe why you started the night feeling good about the player being back in his home arena and ended the night laughing at his misfortune.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
I stood up and clapped for the guy after the montage. After that, he was just another player on the opposing team.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Section 418 Row M
I bit the bullet and forked over prime cash just for the opportunity to boo Ilya Kovalchuk. I wonder what kind of welcome Ovie will give him?
I meant Section 410 Row M
My brain cells must be misfiring, I don’t even know where I’m sitting LOL.
I really forked over prime cash to sit here.
My guess is a friendly welcome before the morning skate.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
Perhaps, but then during the game I hope Ovie puts a big hurt on Kovie when he checks him over the boards and into the Devils’ bench.
I hate using the three-hole punch. Those little paper dots get everywhere!
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Unless they hang.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
In Chuzzle for the iPhone, if you poke a Chuzzle enough times it sneezes and loses all its hair.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
What in god’s name is a Chuzzle?
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....
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s a puzzle game for various phones called Chuzzle. Imagine Koosh balls with eyes that explode when you match then up. It’s addictive but mildly disturbing.
Fantasy Teams: Baby Got Backstrom (Ladies of Twitter) and All's Fehr in the Crease (Six Beers Too Many)
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
The chuzzle is the puzzle that connects England to France.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
...
Woozle Wuzzle?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF is a Chuzzle?
Btw, free app to get. Art of Glow. Super fun if you’ve got a glitter fetish.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Newest app I’m addicted to is called Flight Control. You have to manually land a bunch of airplanes onto different runways.
I guess it’s cool if you’re a flyboy like me.
I heard YLM used to be a Fly Girl.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
I’m too classy to be a Fly Girl. I spent more time as a Laker Girl.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
And one of those chicks on trampolines from “The Man Show”
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
A definition of ‘classy’ not heard round these parts very often.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I put the “ass” in classy. And sassy.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Grassy.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, Mr. Dangerous, I’m currently kicking your fly ass in WwF.
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z
Today’s “Very Special Episode” on the AVClub takes a look at Arrested Development’s “Good Grief”
What a great show.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions
All of a sudden I have an urge for salmon rolls.
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
I have to start watching it again. It’s on Netflix Instant, so I may have to queue that up tonight.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn’t notice the banana stand sign in that ep before (and I’ve seen it at least 4 times). Awesome.
Interesting point Noel brought up re: 30 Rock. I kinda felt it sagged a bit last year too, and I’m expecting my review copy manana.
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
I’ve never watched an episode of 30 Rock ever. I’m not a real big Tina Fey guy.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s a great show, though, and it’ll give you an appreciation for Tracey Morgan. Also, if you like Arrested Development, you’ll like 30.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Baldwin’s on his game, too.
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What they said – I shared your skepticism, but came in halfway through the first season and haven’t looked back.
It’s starting to veer into Will & Grace territory with all the friggin’ guest stars, but the 2nd and 3rd year they let the writers do the work and they were funnier than expected, including some Will Arnett crossover.
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
I just watched the last few seasons of W&G recently and I’d actually forgotten how many guest stars they had towards the end – it was practically every other episode for at least the last 2 years. I hear the jokes all the time but until you see it back-to-back-to-back…amazing.
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
Could never get into that show. Too much friggin’ yelling (or people speaking without their indoor voice on).
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
Too Gay, and too much Mullally, although she was great on Party Down (didn’t even recognize her)
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It was one of those shows my sister and her friends liked, so that meant I was pretty much destined to hate it.
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by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I always really liked it. It’s pretty sitcom-y but people forget that it was actually kind of groundbreaking when it first came on. Not just the homosexuality but some of the jokes they made, it pushed the envelope.
Best seasons were in the middle, though. 2-5 were hilarious and really well done – the first season was a lot of growing pains and by the end they were just kind of trotting out guest stars. Still like it though, I’m not ashamed :P
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Took the Caps’ fan survey, was tempted to write “cursed” as an adjective that best describes the Caps’ organization.
"Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly, 'No chance you metal ba****d.'"
Ming Tsai is going to be on the Next Iron Chef?
John Carlson - Glory follows him.
Six Beers Too Many Fantasy Team - BizNasty's Hobo Rodeo
I remember his second run in the WWF as Haku.
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, as like a contestant? Cus he like, kicked Bobby Flay’s ass. I remember that episode too, bc I really dislike Flay.
Yep, as a contestant.
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Ahem. No. I will probably watch it, tonight. I was assisting the shit out of myself for my EASHL team last night.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, seriously, EASHL folks...
I’d rather play with a bunch of good, right-minded Caps fans than random people from the Internet. Any slots open on PS3 EASHL teams with Japers folks? Willing to play whatever position complements the rest of the team.
I think most of the people on here have it on Xbox. I have it on PS3, but I don’t really play online much so I probably won’t be joining any leagues or anything.
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
PS3? More like PSFlee, amirite?
Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I really hate stupid people
So one way or another, a mass email got sent out to my corporate email address that had what was pretty clearly a link to some sort of virus or trojan or whatever. Since then, I’ve gotten about 50 emails from people reply-all-ing saying either “This was sent to the wrong person,” “I think this is a virus,” or “Please stop replying to all.” NO SHIT. You didn’t notice the previous 45 emails saying the same thing? Ugh.
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions
Read inbox before sending email? Get a life, nerd.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
…and in the time since I posted this, 5 more have come in. Things like this make me pray for nuclear apocalypse.
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
“Who has the power to prevent forest fires?”
“You pressed ‘You’ as in referring to me, and that’s incorrect. The correct answer is ‘You!’”
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Or just unlimited funds so you can hole up in a shack somewhere and have everything you need delivered to your door?
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
I’d settle for that. And another 7 just came in. If I was a corporate higher-up, I’d immediately fire every person who replied to this damn thing, because they are obviously barely-literate drooling morons. Go Flyers.
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
…and now our entire email system is jammed and I can’t send things that I actually need to. Grrrrrrrrrrrreat.
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Fans of either baseball or the Wire
skip to about 1:43
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3436250649/
Aim for the head baby Jesus
Disturbing music choices
I have a Ke$ha song on my itunes. The line about glitter on the floor did it. Serious moment of weakness.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Ew. Okay, you win (lose). I don’t have either of those. But I do admit to one Britney song.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
I’m on your side against the rest of these Phillistines.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I do have a song by Jonny McGovern (The Gay Pimp Daddy) called ‘Electro Boi’ that cracks me up.
The opening line is: “Your asymmetrical haircut is making me hot/ you’re so hip…ooooooh…it hurts.”
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Have you seen the video for that? It’s a riot. I love Jonny.
His ‘Wrong Fag to Fuck With’ musical beatdown of Eminem is fabulous.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
I’ve seen that show once and thought it was pretty funny, but just haven’t caught it since.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven’t either. Too many back to back episodes of RuPaul’s Drag race, which I can’t sit through at all. So I play on the internet or watch movies instead.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
My sis-in-law loves that show. Thinks it’s hilarious. I actually would find it fun if they didn’t constantly refer to each other as “bitch.” It starts to grate on the ears after about 5 minutes.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the same reason I hated the Blair Witch Project. Well, there’s two reasons for that one. The verbal part was that they use ‘fuck’ so constantly, after a while, that’s all I could hear. It totally distracted from anything else going on.
Secondly, the shakey camera style made me so incredibly motion sick, I had to leave the theater and didn’t feel right for hours after.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
I was… I dunno, 13, when that movie came out, so I was still incredibly amused with casual swearing, so I didn’t mind It. Plus, the movie is pretty genuinely creepy at parts.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
re: Soccer Practice video
I’ve had to explain to more than one person that the pretty cheerleards in that video are guys in drag. Several male friends of mine don’t believe me.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Welp, they’ll be awfully insecure one day when they’re convinced of the truth.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s kind of like the day I finally convinced an old friend that Lola in the song ‘Lola’ was actually a man in drag. He didn’t want to believe it. Had loved that song for years and years all through puberty when he first realized he liked girls.
I broke the lyrics down for him, and he was so distraught, he had to pull over the car and sit by the side of the road while his reality reshaped itself.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
It’s pretty fucking obvious if you just listen.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
That’s what I thought, but it’s amazing how many people don’t. Like dipbrains who use that Uncle Kracker song ‘Follow Me’ in their wedding receptions.
GAWD. LISTEN TO THE LYRICS.
I find that song to be unremittingly creepy and gross.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Well, generally, Uncle Kracker isn’t really on the playlists of too many Harvard graduates.
Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
My sister used to humiliate him and make him cry when she was a teenager. (She was friends with his older brother or cousin or something).
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I’ve been singing that “Gay Bar” song that intros the Kevin Smith/Malcolm Ingram podcast “Blow Hard” all day.
I wanna take you to a gay bah gay bah gay baaaaaahhhhh
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Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
How are those? I’ve listened to two of the Kevin/Ralph “Babble-On”’s and was a little underwhelmed.
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
I enjoyed “Babble-On”, but not was much as i’ve enjoyed the “Get Old” podcasts (the Babble On guy is a little annoying). The Blow Hard ones are really good so far, great stories (the Porn Closet, Malcolm meets J Lo, Mewes on the Zack and Miri set).
Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
No not that Blowhard (although I like that Blowhard). Kevin Smith and his gay friend Malcolm Ingram have a podcast with that name (they originally wanted “Gay Clown”)
Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve listened to the first Get Old one and have stopped, partly because I want to save them for the drive down to the beach next week. Sounds like I’ll have to give the other one a spin.
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
Those are phenomenal. It’s amazing after all the shit he’s done to his body that Mewes is even breathing today.
Money don't make my world go round...i'm reaching out to a higher ground
Ron and Fez 11 to 3
by YvonLabresMoustache on Sep 9, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Can some MD folks help me find a cheap rate for the aquarium?
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
I’ve only gone there for free thanks to company outings and such.
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Stuck at my in-laws. Ate too much. Wife is on me for having my phone out at the table. I had to walk away.
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by STLSpidey on Sep 9, 2010 3:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Grab a 40 and a comfy chair and relax…that’s what I’d do.
by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Sep 9, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
WWF is always an option. You’re beating me into the ground. Finish me off so we can start a new one.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
Finish me off so we can start a new one.
That’s what she said.
Why wouldn't you play Perreault? He's a really talented young player.
Great Idea. I’m out bagging dog poop now to escape. When I’m done.
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by STLSpidey on Sep 9, 2010 4:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Looking forward to the Hockey Diaries tomorrow, in studio. Woo!
"It's always good to have vikings."
Proud member of the Oxford dictionary police.
Second day of classes and holy shit thesis puts a damper on EVERYTHING.
The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.
I was gonna make the “what’s a holy shit thesis” joke, but I’d feel like a fool. What’s the real thesis on?
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The revival of Japan’s post-war economy and the impact of the Korean War on said revival. I need to clean it up a lot but that’s the general idea. Using historical institutionalism to analyze it most likely.
The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Sep 9, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no idea. Single semester theses in my department tend to be in the 40-50 page range. Some (a pretty decent amount) are longer, almost none are shorter
The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Sep 9, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
It would be more ineteresting if you examined the effect of manufacturing tacking trinkets for sale in the US on the economy. Alot of the standards of 50’s tacky american kitsch were made either during the occupation or shortly thereafter
Aim for the head baby Jesus
I had a 25-30 pager due at the end of my senior seminar, but we definitely didn’t have all semester to prepare for it. Hell, if you can schedule accordingly, you’ll have that shit done and in the fine-tuning stages in no time.
by DrinkingPartner on Sep 9, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa! I did a course on the Korean War. With a really nice Korean lady who made us food all the time. Interesting stuff. What’s your major?
I’m majoring in politics, concentrating in political economics.
And I have a minor in Japanese.
The guy is Peter Schumpmaker. Lord knows what a schump is, but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them. What he's doing is far worse than crafting fine schumps.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Sep 9, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop motion animation of old school video games
Okay, this guy is NUTS, but this stop motion recreation of pac man using tons of live people is cool.
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
These guys do this almost all day every day
just so they can get a few videos of the random times they actually make them.
Aim for the head baby Jesus
WOI, I know you like musicals. You may be interested in this film playing at the Toronto International Film Festival this week. This NY Times link has a clip:
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/09/09/a-clip-from-score-a-hockey-musical/
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
OH MY GOD!!!!! I HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!
dies laughing
LOVE it! Thank you! tacklehug
There's always more to learn about Hockey.
No prob. The two Toronto weeklies cover it today and give it good reviews.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Really? I’d only seen one review (just the headline, actually) and they hated it – that makes me happy :P
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Kettler.
From Now Magazine
Score: A Hockey Musical
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Canada 92 minutes
Directed by Michael McGowan
Program: Gala Presentations
Starring Noah Reid, Allie MacDonald
NOW Rating: NNN
It’s totally hokey, the songs all sound the same, and the ending is ridiculous. So why was I smiling all the way through this silly festival opener?
McGowan (One Week) loves the Canuck icons, the film has an anti-violence message and its two leads are very engaging.
Home-schooled Farley (Reid) is a hockey prodigy who’s never played an organized game in his life. When he joins the Brampton Blades and becomes a star, he loses his sense of self and his friendship with the girl next door (a winning MacDonald).
Don’t know who’s gonna go for this. Hockey nuts will hate the message, while musical lovers aren’t necessarily sports fans and the film snobs will doubtless scoff.
But Score is pretty fun, especially if you’re Canadian. (Susan G. Cole
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Canada: We like anything with hockey in it — ANYTHING.
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