What Type of Capitals Drunk Are You?

Capitals hockey and Beer: two great things that are even better when mixed together. Knowing that you can’t do without at least one or the other, and that Caps season doesn’t begin for another four months, it’s time to embrace your beer connoisseur side. But just what type of Caps drunk are you? See where you fit in on a scale of Mike Green (10) to Tomas Fleischmann (1) below!

10 – Mike Green Drunk

Bro! You should have seen yourself last night! You’re a campus legend. Everyone knows of your epic drinking contest triumphs and conquests around town. So maybe you were a few minutes late to the office today, but whatever. You’re indispensable over there so they won’t say a word about it. Who was that girl you were with, anyway? She would have been smoking hot if not for the tatoos.

9 – Alex Ovechkin Drunk

You’re the life of the party. You can drink everyone in the room under the table and still manage to beat everyone at pool and darts. Girls simply gravitate towards you. Frankly, it’s shocking that you never seem to feel the effects of your escapades the day after. You are, for all intents and purposes, not human.

8 – Alex Semin Drunk

You can put em’ down with the best of em’, make no mistake about that. People just don’t know it because you’re not quite as outgoing. You like to hang around the edge of the room a little more than some of the other guys. You’ve got your own crew, your own thing going on and the rest of us would like to be your friend but don’t know how to approach you.

7 – Nicklas Backstrom Drunk

While you don’t necessarily instigate the insanity, you’re certainly there for all of it. You can match Green Drunk and Ovechkin Drunk shot-for-shot up to a certain point but you know your limits. You have a midnight curfew even if the rest of the gang stays out until 4 AM. It’s not that you’re boring, it’s just that most people don’t get you aside from your close friends.

6 – Bruce Boudreau Drunk

The kids may not know this, but you used to be a legend around here and you shouldn’t bother explaining that to them. But deep down, you know that if you wanted to you could probably dominate all of them in a chugging contest. Those days are behind you though. You’re doing the whole sober thing now and that’s great. Going to bars these days is too tempting so you end up staying home and evaluating your car’s cupholder size.

5 – Brooks Laich/Eric Fehr Drunk

Like any good man, you enjoy your beer but the whole party scene isn’t really your thing. You’d rather sit around at a booth with your buddies, own the jukebox and enjoy a few microbrews. Clarendon Ballroom is too loud and crowded for you. You’re more likely to be seen at Hard Times or one of the other low-key pubs.

4 – Tyler Sloan Drunk

You’re an awesome guy to hang out with, but when you drink you become a little, well, awkward. You don’t quite know how far away to stand from people in conversation, you maybe come on a little strong. Perhaps you fail to cover for your buddy when he needs a wingman sometimes. But you know what? You’re a good man and sometimes you crack the occassional zinger that has everyone in hysterics. We just wish that happened a little more, but we’re smart enough to know that by now that you’re never going to change.

3 – Chris Clark Drunk

You’re more of a social drinker than anything else. You’re not as much known for getting crazy as you are for organizing the whole night. Everyone loves you. You usually end up being saddled with the Designated Driver title, but you really don’t mind helping your buddies out. You might not have the best luck with women, but you’re happy as long as your friends are having success.

2 – Jeff Schultz

You don’t drink unless it’s a special ocassion. In fact, you rarely go out on weekends at all. You like to stay at home and watch movies more than anything, which is probably for the best since most social interaction frightens you.

1 – Tomas Fleischmann Drunk

You lightweight! It only takes three or four beers before you’re slurring incoherently and one of the other guys has to drive you home (usually Chris Clark). Sure, you can hold your own when drinking with Chris Clark Drunk but when you try to chug with Alex Ovechkin Drunk you just embarrass yourself. Your friends worry about you and really wish you would give up drinking altogether.