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h/t PuckDaddy via Wrap Around Curl and Dark Blue Jackets. You can use this to generate anagrams for various players. Some come out awesome:

Alexander Semin: MARXIAN NEEDLES
Semyon Varlamov: O MY! NOVA MARVELS
Brooks Laich: BOORISH LACK (Huh?)
Matt Bradley: RATTY BLAMED
Alex Ovechkin: HOAX EVIL NECK

And me: MALE PICKS (Oy!)

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Sasha Semin: SHE IS A MANS

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Founding member of the Tyler Sloan Fan Club

by Ovechwin on Mar 16, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

And if you put SHE IS A MANS back in, it becomes SIN ASHAMES > SANE AS HIMS

MARXIAN NEEDLES > EXAMINE SLANDER

by Seminrocks on Mar 17, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I worked out the last name ‘Neuvirth’ some months back on my own and came up with ‘Hive runt’

by Icebat on Mar 16, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Submitted for the approval of the Japers Rink Society:

Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin: ADORE HEALING, CUNNING JAILBAIT

by Tromni on Mar 16, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

#Needsmorebradley = #onredeyedrambles

by Tromni on Mar 16, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amazing. Simply, amazing i mean. . . – “I’M LAZY PIG MANS”

Bah-Ram-Ewe, Ovechkin will wreck you. Fear the Furious Fleece!

by kingzman264 on Mar 16, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicklas Backstrom is “SLICK SMART BACK ON”

How appropriate.

GUTEN TAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

by Wheeler on Mar 16, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Varlamov is also incredibly appropriate if you write NOVA as “NoVA.”

GUTEN TAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

by Wheeler on Mar 16, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce Boudreau — “RUB CODE BUREAU”
Mike Knuble — “I’M KEEN BULK”
Jason Chimera — “IN MAJOR ACHES”
Milan Jurcina — “RUN MANIC JAIL”

by miseenjeu on Mar 16, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary Bettman – “BATTY GERMAN”

Bah-Ram-Ewe, Ovechkin will wreck you. Fear the Furious Fleece!

by kingzman264 on Mar 16, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

My full name is an anagram for “Lazy, Lethargic Seduction”.

Story of my freaking life.

by sixsevenfiftysix on Mar 17, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Hah, that is brilliant

Bah-Ram-Ewe, Ovechkin will wreck you. Fear the Furious Fleece!

by kingzman264 on Mar 18, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

mine is “legal honky”

I about died laughing when I saw that.

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Mar 18, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

New York Rangers’s anagram name is GRRR! NOW. YANKEES
Detroit Red Wings’s anagram name is WINTERS ODD TIGER
Atlanta Thrashers’s anagram name is HARSHEST, ANAL TART
Gary Bettman’s anagram name is BATTY GERMAN
Washington, DC’s anagram name is DON’T SHAG IN WC
Alex Semin’s anagram name is MENIAL SEX
Alexander Semin’s anagram name is MARXIAN NEEDLES

by harehareyukai on Mar 17, 2010 5:34 AM EDT reply actions  

ANAL TART, that’s just too rich!

ah-VEECH-kin

by renhoak on Mar 17, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaaa!

Pittsburgh Penguins’s anagram name is STUNG BRUTE SHIPPING
Sidney Crosby’s anagram name is BOSSY, NICE DRY
Evgeni Malkin’s anagram name is MAN-LIKE GIVEN
Matt Cooke’s anagram name is MOCK TO ATE

This is just too much fun.

My anagram name comes out to SO NOBLER STAR.

Blog: I Rock the Red
Twitter: @IRockTheRed
E-mail: irockthered {at} gmail {dot} com

by IRockTheRed on Mar 17, 2010 9:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Had to do Sasha’s whole name: Alexander Valerievich Semin —

I AM VEXED, SERENE ARCH-VILLAIN

Sounded vaguely reminiscent of Commodus from Gladiator. Hmmmmm . . . don’t like.

Alexander Mikhaylovich Ovechkin: HOAXED CONVIVIAL, HYMNLIKE HACKER (not really friendly and hijacked someone’s computer last night?)

Mine is: REMISS CONK

by Seminrocks on Mar 17, 2010 10:19 AM EDT reply actions  

The studio: INITIATE WONDROUS GEMS
Me: BENDER NAGGER

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by winterion on Mar 17, 2010 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, and our good friend Colin comes out to be: NOBLE, CALM CLIP

Winterion Game Studios
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by winterion on Mar 17, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I laichs it, fun indeed.

On my full name: ON BARMY, RARE ULTRA.

On my SBN handle: EH! OK RAN.

How about the Washington Redskins: KINDNESS IN WARTHOGS.

ah-VEECH-kin

by renhoak on Mar 17, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I shall now be known as NOT SMIRCHED WART HOG

Только игра! Почему надо быть сумасшедшим?

Caps Snaps - Washington Capitals Photography

by cobracg on Mar 17, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Tossed a friend’s name in, no joke: LEGS COW TIT

by TFG on Mar 17, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

 My name: NAZIFY LECH. . .Which is to ‘Nazi"-fy a lecheros person. . .I am an anti-semite with strong sexual desires. . .great
 Dan Hamhuis: HA HA! NUDISM
 Tiger Woods: WORD: IT’S EGO
 David Letterman: TERMINAL, DEAD TV (no joke, thats 4 real)
 George W Bush: HE GREW BOGUS
 Tarik El Bashir: BLEAK, IRISH RAT

Bah-Ram-Ewe, Ovechkin will wreck you. Fear the Furious Fleece!

by kingzman264 on Mar 18, 2010 1:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Semyon Aleksandrovich Varlamov is...

OVERADVANCE LAVISHLY MASK MORON
Sounds like a Pens fan view of him.

Только игра! Почему надо быть сумасшедшим?
FЯEE ALEX
Caps Snaps - Washington Capitals Photography

by cobracg on Mar 18, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Evgeni Vladimirovich Malkin is...

EH! VIVID, CRIMINAL LOVEMAKING

Только игра! Почему надо быть сумасшедшим?
FЯEE ALEX
Caps Snaps - Washington Capitals Photography

by cobracg on Mar 18, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Really Bad Fun...

Pensburgh: HER BUNG PS
Broad Street Hockey: OK DEAREST BOTCHERY
Blueshirt Banter: HESITANT BURBLER
Raw Charge: ARCH A GREW
Canes Country: ROUT NASCENCY
On the Forecheck: HENCEFORTH. COKE
Pension Plan Puppets: POP UP PENNILESS PANT

And Last but not least:

Japers’ Rink: JERK SPRAIN (ouch!)

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Caps on Mar 18, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

A female friend of mine’s name:
“OKAY! THE PERKY NATURALS”

by Icebat on Mar 18, 2010 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

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