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Good lord, I swear to God that every other NHLer cites “Shawshank Redemption” as their favorite movie. I love reading THN’s “Getting To Know (X Player)” because they are so hilarious.

So, Player X, what music do you like:

“Little bit of everything. Metallica. Pearl Jam.”

Favorite Ice Cream flavor:

“I’m a vanilla guy.”

Favorite movie:

“Shawshank Redemption”

Favorite book:

“I don’t read too many, but probably the [latest inspriational athlete’s autobiography]”

It’s so hilariously boring. Like Crosby boring.

by Link_Gaetz on Mar 12, 2010 7:26 AM EST reply actions  

But “The Shank” is really a great film.

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 12, 2010 7:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Shawshank is my all-time favorite film. Guys always think I’m weird and that it should be some chick flick. I also love A Few Good Men, and Tom Cruise has absolutely nothing to do with that love.

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by terpgrrl on Mar 12, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You want answers?

"You want to start being part of the Rink? Fine, but more’s expected of you than John/Jane Cap Fan. Carry the cause of informed discussion to the unwashed masses and don’t crap in the yards of other SBN sites if you decide to go over there. They’re passionate about their teams too, no need to troll elsewhere and/or be a sore winner." --BP

by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You can’t handle the truth.

"You want to start being part of the Rink? Fine, but more’s expected of you than John/Jane Cap Fan. Carry the cause of informed discussion to the unwashed masses and don’t crap in the yards of other SBN sites if you decide to go over there. They’re passionate about their teams too, no need to troll elsewhere and/or be a sore winner." --BP

by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you order the Code Red?

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by terpgrrl on Mar 12, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That whole scene is so good, it deserves to be shown in its entirety:


Judge Randolph: Consider yourself in Contempt!
Kaffee: Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?
Judge Randolph: You don’t have to answer that question!
Col. Jessep: I’ll answer the question!
[to Kaffee]
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I’m entitled.
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can’t handle the truth!
[pauses]
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: I did the job I…
Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: You’re Goddamned right I did!

"You want to start being part of the Rink? Fine, but more’s expected of you than John/Jane Cap Fan. Carry the cause of informed discussion to the unwashed masses and don’t crap in the yards of other SBN sites if you decide to go over there. They’re passionate about their teams too, no need to troll elsewhere and/or be a sore winner." --BP

by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That so makes me want to watch that movie now

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by terpgrrl on Mar 12, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: You’re Goddamned right I did!

Its too bad that’s not a little more PC… that would be a great clip for a scoreboard vid at the booth.

I am a hockey fan first, and a Caps fan second.

by iwearstripes on Mar 12, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

they could just use the “Did you order the Code Red?” part at the end of a clip.

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by terpgrrl on Mar 12, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes me really want a Mountain Dew.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

That code red stuff is crap. Blah

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by terpgrrl on Mar 12, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the diet one. Its great cold. Not so good at room temperature or below.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

here here, sistah

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 12, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Two of my Top Five, fo’ sho’.

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Mar 12, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Favorite book:

"I don’t read too many…"

Jeff Schultz’d

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 12, 2010 7:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Favorite book:

Facebook

Sarah’d

"This guy is an android. He's not human....Oh my goodness."

by Sam DC on Mar 12, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

So true on Shawshank. And yeah, super-boring Q&A.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 7:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Without looking at it, I’ll take a stab and say LH was doing it?

"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

by Bald Pollack on Mar 12, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions  

No, Michelle was.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Mar 12, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Huh. Lisa normally does them. Maybe there was a rat in the locker room.

"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

by Bald Pollack on Mar 12, 2010 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

No, they sent that guy back to his radio station in Dallas.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 12, 2010 8:09 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Nice

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Mar 12, 2010 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Beats the tortured Scott Mellanby joke I was going to go with.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Always thought this was fun when it was going on.

"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

by Bald Pollack on Mar 12, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. Good times.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

That was great. I always loved that picture of Barrasso taking cover in the net from the shower of plastic rats.

Of course, that also led to the famous Patrick Roy line….“NO MORE RATS”.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Stupid Roy. He’s a whiner!

"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

by Bald Pollack on Mar 12, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Morgan Freeman would sound great doing color for Vs. I have no idea who he would replace because its been so long since I’ve seen a Vs. feed.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 7:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Direct TV’d

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 12, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I truely hope that scratching Knuble for tonight’s game is only because he’s a little bit older and could use the rest, and not for other reasons. Especially on the tear he’s been on the last month or so.

I need 100% of you guys to give 110% 100% of the time.

by capsfan4life on Mar 12, 2010 7:37 AM EST reply actions  

saving him for the Hawks game :)

If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is.

by ns on Mar 12, 2010 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I have no problem with any of the scratches. Knuble looked a little slow/invisible in the Carolina game, so he could probably use the day off. Carlson needs to sit out a couple of games so he doesn’t lose his Rookie of the Year eligibility for next season and Belanger could probably use the game to sit up high and get an overview of how the team plays its system. Laing and Sloan, well…

by b.orr4 on Mar 12, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Throw Fehr on the first line in the Knuble role?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s what I would do, but I’m biased.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I vote Care Bears Reunited (and it feels so good….)

"It hit me on the pants. I had protection. It felt good. Why? I wanted to win."

by bagace on Mar 12, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

The wasy move for Bruce is to reunite the Care Bears. We’ll see.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Wasy?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Wasy… likw Sunday morning.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah! I lovw that song by the Commodorws!

And Mikw Commodorw!

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I prwfwr thw Faith No Morw vwrsion.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Its likw wwrw all talking with chwwks full of marsh mallow

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Thw thrwad is dwgwnwrating as ww spwak!

by DrinkingPartner on Mar 12, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Spiwak?

“He was a neo-Nazi….”

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Hi guys, can I join in?

…Shit.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Mar 12, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

When did Elmer Fudd show up?

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Mar 12, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

He posted the Caps Clips!

by DrinkingPartner on Mar 12, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought he was still shooting the GEICO commercial with Mike Gween…

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Pivonka on Mar 12, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s Mikw Grwwn

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s welsh? I didn’t know that.

GUTEN TAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

by Wheeler on Mar 12, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaah-ahhhh-ahhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah ah ah aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Pivonka on Mar 12, 2010 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

See I had more faith in you than that JP. I thought Wasy was clever new slang for “Way Easy”

by BradleyFightingVehicle on Mar 12, 2010 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Like “smakedown”?

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Way easy?

Kinda like…

Carlzner

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

.

I thought “way easy” as a portmanteau would be “weasy”

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oops, maybe I should read down next time, wasy already covered. #needsmorecoffee.

by BradleyFightingVehicle on Mar 12, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Apparently there are seven cities that deserve a Cup more than D.C. does

1. Buffalo? OK, what’s the deal with rewarding a team with an owner who “doesn’t look to be in it for the long haul?” Call us when they get an owner committed to the team, the fans, and the community for at least the “medium” haul.

2. Minneapolis? They gave us Herb Brooks, so that’s in their favor, too. But by the same token, they have U-M, which has won five NCAA titles (the last in 2003). It’s not like they have nothing to live for.

3. Vancouver? Hey you just had the Olympics. Gimme a break.

4. Chicago? Ooh, this is a tough one. But hey, let ’em cry in their deep-dish pizza.

5. San Jose? The"Bill the Cat" of the NHL? ACK

6. Toronto? Are you freaking kidding me? Team Entitlement? Their fans seem to think the Leafs not getting a Cup is grounds for war crimes trials.

7. Los Angeles? The land where six-foot tall, blonde goddesses outnumber the population of cockroaches in New York? Hee-yeah… right. They’re suffering.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Mar 12, 2010 7:46 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Washington aside, that writer doesn’t seem to like the Southeast division. The other four teams round out the bottom of the list.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 12, 2010 7:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Washington aside, I don’t like the Southeast division either.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 7:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh C’mon, you have to feel for Buffalo! That city has never won anything. Maybe the Bisons did once. I don’t know. Minor League Baseball tends not to be celebrated too much.

Buffalo should be number 1-5.

by Link_Gaetz on Mar 12, 2010 7:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Great hockey town. Great hockey fans.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

The first professional hockey game I went to was in Buffalo, my Dad took me, I was about 7 I think. Great hockey fans- kind of like Minnesota in that they actually know hockey, except people from Buffalo don’t talk funny. Smallest NHL city in the US too, and their fans are crazy about the cashews.

I am a hockey fan first, and a Caps fan second.

by iwearstripes on Mar 12, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

The Aud was the place to be in Buffalo in the middle of winter. I went to a Buffalo-Calgary game when I was in college and the place was great….

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Pivonka on Mar 12, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I saw quite a few games there, including Yogi Svejkovsky’s four-goal game.

Also saw Aerosmith there. Good times.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Aerosmith put on a good show, back in the day

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Ever see that online thing where that guy broke into the old Aud and took pictures? It was pretty awesome.

LINK

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Vwry cool. Just the place for a fog-shrouded, bat-bashing championship game, no?

by redlineblue on Mar 12, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t even imagine what it must feel like to lose the Super Bowl four years in a row.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 12, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure they are happy because they won the division 4 times in a row though.

Sorry for the snark.

So, how about them Bears?

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, they were the Wild Card team in the 92’/93’ season.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Four conference championships in a row though. I’m sure that eases the pain….

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 12, 2010 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was more appropriate for this forum to use division championships since its the equivalent to the SE.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t even imagine what it must feel like to lose the Super Bowl four years in a row.

Since they had to go through my Dolphins and my first true love Dan Marino in the prime of his career to get there, no, you cannot imagine the pain.

Exquisite does not begin to capture it.

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by EmilyB on Mar 12, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually I was a Dolphins fan when I was younger, and I still am to some extent. I worshiped Dan Marino when I was younger.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 12, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m actually a huge Dolphins fan. Met Dan Marino when I was 8 years old, been a fan ever since. Dolphins, Orioles, Capitals…one championship appearance between the 3 in my lifetime (that being the Caps)… I’ve had a tortured sports fan experience growing up.

by BradleyFightingVehicle on Mar 12, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

wow, your young, the Orioles have won a Series in my lifetime though I don’t remember it, but I do remember Marino’s only superbowl appearance

Aim for the head baby Jesus

by Doncosmic on Mar 12, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup, born in 1986. Just after Marino’s one SB appearance, and the Orioles’ last World Series win.

by BradleyFightingVehicle on Mar 12, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay, 1986. (No opinion on baseball.)

Sometimes, you really just want to hit a b**ch.

by dinasaur on Mar 12, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You know the area code in Buffalo? 044.

(Snark from when I was 10).

One of the few products of the JMU football program to go on to play in the NFL: Scott Norwood, who missed the kick in the closing seconds of Super Bowl 25 for the Bills.

I am a hockey fan first, and a Caps fan second.

by iwearstripes on Mar 12, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

JMU had two far far better pro players, Charles Haley, and of course the forever beloved around here Gary Clark, both of whom went to several Pro bowls

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by Doncosmic on Mar 12, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Charles Haley also has 5 SB rings, which I think is the most any player has ever won. At least it was when I was at JMU anyway.

I am a hockey fan first, and a Caps fan second.

by iwearstripes on Mar 12, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

See Jeff Pearlman’s book on the 90s Cowboys for some pretty awesome stories involving Charles Haley, and uh….Little Charles Haley.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Those stories are legendary.

"You ever use smelling salts, every time you type a bad blog?" Brooks Laich

by Carl Putnam on Mar 12, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer Gary Clark’s 2 rings, for obvious reasons

Aim for the head baby Jesus

by Doncosmic on Mar 12, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

This isn’t news. It’s THN. THN has been either giving grudging, backhanded love or crapping on the Caps all season long.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Mar 12, 2010 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

different sport, Minneapolis also has the Twins, who may not be able to get out of the first round but have won five of the last 10 AL Central pennants. And finished tied for it last season as well before falling in a one-game playoff. And two of the past 5 AL MVPs play there. Yeah, Minneapolis isn’t exactly hurting for sporting winners. Which is a hell of a lot more sports success than those of us in DC have seen recently.

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by RedBirdie on Mar 12, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

The Twins have won the World Series twice in the last 25 years, but the Vikings have the same record in the SuperBowl as the Bills: 0-4. The Northstars did get to the Cup Final once… but I don’t want to think about that….

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Pivonka on Mar 12, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea how Pittsburgh and Detroit aren’t numbers 29 and 30 on that list.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Mar 12, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

If I may, a reading from the Book of Zephyr:

Newsflash: it doesn’t make you seem more intelligent or like a better Caps fan if you neg on everything awesome they are achieving right now and talk about how nothing matters because they didn’t win the Cup yesterday.

That type of reply keeps popping up to people just admiring what the Caps are doing NOT in reply to someone saying, "Wow, I’m completely satisfied with this season and everything the Caps have done. Time to hang up the skates."

Crapping on winning the Division as a means of demonstrating that you have your sights set on bigger things is hellalame. We all want – and expect – greater things. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t recognize accomplishments along the way there, and winning a third-consecutive SED title with a month to go is an accomplishment worth recognizing… at least for a moment or two.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 7:55 AM EST reply actions   4 recs

I think its two different points of view who slightly (or more than slightly) exaggerate the others POV.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Such is the nature of most discourse.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 8:02 AM EST up reply actions  

The use of word “hate” really got me.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Where?

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 8:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I saw it somewhere J.P.

It wasn’t in your post or Zephyr’s…

See… Exaggerating someone’s POV example at its finest.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha. Nice.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Otherwise known as the Rinks favorite logical fallacy to debunk: the straw man.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 12, 2010 8:03 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s all part of the rich parade of life…

- become competitive
- win division
- win a playoff series
- win conference
- win President’s Trophy
- win conference championship
- win Stanley Cup

On the other hand, isn’t the “title or nothing” pretty much the theme in Hershey?

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by ThePeerless on Mar 12, 2010 8:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Definitely. But it can be there – they’re in double-digits. If that was the policy here, the Caps would have, well, nothing. And as insigificant as Division titles may seem, I think it’s important to have something up to show what the team has accomplished in the past. Hopefully some day they can take down the less significant banners and replace them with more important ones.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

less significant banners and replace them with more important ones

aka Mystic’s Attendance Champion Banners. I want them to win their Division/Conference/Championship too.

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by highslot84 on Mar 12, 2010 8:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I take issue with those banners – those aren’t team accomplishments, their fan accomplishments. And utterly embarrassing.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 8:17 AM EST up reply actions  

They’re embarrassing for the fact that those seem to be the only banners people who like to rag on the Caps want to point out in the VC.

I want the place as full of banners as possible. There’s something just so intimidating for an opponent about coming into an arena and looking up and seeing all those banners above you.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

For example...

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Can’t see your pic.

But I just know that every time I went into Comcast Center and saw all those banners, it always made me go “wow”. I can only imagine what it looks like at a place like North Carolina or Duke.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s lovely.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Mar 12, 2010 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s Edmonton.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

What’s funny is that I can’t tell from that pic whether it was taken from life (the right kind, not the magazine that waterstamped the pic) or from NHL 10. Those banners look a little pixelated.

by DrinkingPartner on Mar 12, 2010 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Speaks highly of EA’s work either way.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

i see some division banners up there in the great white north. what would be nice is if we are able to win the cup, the banner would be just as low key as these oilers banners. in other words, save some space for others. dont need some blanket sized banner like the bullets have for their title.

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by dcsportsfan1 on Mar 12, 2010 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I wish they had kept the old Patrick Division banner.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

i think that’s still up there, no? i’ll check tonight.

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by dcsportsfan1 on Mar 12, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope…they’ve converted them all to the new red style banners.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, i got you. you wanted them to keep the old style banner. i like the red style banner’s (and retired numbers banners) better to be honest, but i do have an issue with changing the banner after its been hoisted.

Just trying to capture the spirit of the thing...

by dcsportsfan1 on Mar 12, 2010 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree with the basic premise that once a banner’s up, it’s up. I can understand they want uniformity, and they do look good, i’ll give them that, but I miss the old ones.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree and have a bigger problem with the retired numbers being converted to reflect unis those guys never wore.

Of course, my bigger problem is that they still look to me like they’re Avalanche colors and not Caps colors.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

It may be that the old banners were getting shabby, too… they sold them for charity at the Caps Con, IIRC, and they looked like they’d seen better days.

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Mar 12, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

In there defense, I was at the igloo a few months back, after the Pens hoisted their new banner. Its identical to the banners from 90 -91, and 91 – 92, except the pens don’t wear yellow anymore, they wear gold, so the banner looks off.

Well, I mean, off compared to matching banners. I’d take 3 banners that don’t match over “attendance champions” anyday.

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by iwearstripes on Mar 12, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

wrong “there/their/they’re” = major fail on my part.

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by iwearstripes on Mar 12, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d like to know what Bob Woods thinks of Division or Conference banners.

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by Bald Pollack on Mar 12, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we already know.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 8:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Bob Woods, my hero.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m surprised that once Lincoln Holdings bought the Mystics they didn’t take those down. Susan O’Malley was the one responsible for them.

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Susan O’Malley was the one responsible for them.

Least. Surprising. News. Ever.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh La Sooz. Boy did she generate a lot of hate back in the day.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea they are kinda out of place considering there is also 3 final 4 banners, an NCAA championship banner, and an NBA championship banner up there with them.

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by Doncosmic on Mar 12, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Its also embarrassing that there are that many fans willing to watch really bad basketball.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

The WNBA has a pretty heavy following in the homosexual community, particularly among gay women, of which there are a lot in this area.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Whatever the case may be, we can still agree its really bad basketball.

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No, we actually can’t.

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by Carl Putnam on Mar 12, 2010 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok then we can disagree.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Its not really my thing, but I wouldn’t call it “bad basketball” just because I have no interest in it.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Take in a Lady Terps game sometime. It’s actually quite exciting, though I am admittedly biased having gone to umd when they won the national championship.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 12, 2010 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I watched the entire tournament when they made their run. Good stuff, especially when KT hit that shot to beat Duke over that giant (I always thought we should have hooked her up with Will Bowers, so they would have giant babies).


LINK

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Shay Doron was awesome.

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 12, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m going to withhold comment so we don’t get off track here.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

they’re not even fan accomplishments, they are team distributing free tickets to fill seats accomplishments. but in the world of the WNBA, thats as good as getting paid attendance.

and i mean no disrespect to the players/coaches who are great athlethes. just the whole WNBA seems too much like a fabrication to keep some level of interest in basketball until the NBA season starts up again.

Just trying to capture the spirit of the thing...

by dcsportsfan1 on Mar 12, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

They gave me SEASON EFFING TICKETS to the Mystics when I purchased a couple Caps playoff tickets last year. Their attempts to fill seats knows no bounds. See also the time I bought Mystics tickets to get an Ovechkin autograph before the game.

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by Scott in Shaw on Mar 12, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I want retired blogger banners!

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by ThePeerless on Mar 12, 2010 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

When is a kpb, the relatively silent partner, banner getting raised to the rafters?

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 12, 2010 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

You have to win a Cup or go into the Hall of Fame, so…

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

On the other hand, isn’t the "title or nothing" pretty much the theme in Hershey?

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by EmilyB on Mar 12, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Without even clicking the link, I’m pretty sure I can guess who he was replying to.

I’ll let you know if I’m right after I click through.

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope, wrong.

"You want to start being part of the Rink? Fine, but more’s expected of you than John/Jane Cap Fan. Carry the cause of informed discussion to the unwashed masses and don’t crap in the yards of other SBN sites if you decide to go over there. They’re passionate about their teams too, no need to troll elsewhere and/or be a sore winner." --BP

by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

ass-u-me’d too much

"You want to start being part of the Rink? Fine, but more’s expected of you than John/Jane Cap Fan. Carry the cause of informed discussion to the unwashed masses and don’t crap in the yards of other SBN sites if you decide to go over there. They’re passionate about their teams too, no need to troll elsewhere and/or be a sore winner." --BP

by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

A stat from the NHL "Caps Clinch: article caught my eye – if the Blackhawks win their division, they will be the first team not named Detroit to win it in TEN YEARS.

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by EmilyB on Mar 12, 2010 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

What's even scarier?

If the playoffs started today, Detroit would be OUT!

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 12, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

There are a lot of folks in San Jose happy about that…

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Pivonka on Mar 12, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

…and scared to death that the Wings might finish eighth

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by ThePeerless on Mar 12, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Which is why they would be happy if Detroit finished 9th. Nabby looked pretty bad when faced with his own teammates at the Olympics…

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Pivonka on Mar 12, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

So last night sucked.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 8:19 AM EST reply actions  

I woke up to a re-run of that game and I had to leave for work at the start of the third. I was pulling for you guys!

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by highslot84 on Mar 12, 2010 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Everyone forgot to play defense, especially you guys in the 3rd. WTF?

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Poor guy. How does it feel to be Dan Ellis today?

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by boutros23 on Mar 12, 2010 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea what happened. It was like the twilight zone. They scored six 3rd period goals. We were up 4-2 heading into the 3rd.

/head, desk

As for Ellis, well, I’m not sure he’ll be starting the rest of the year.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Poor fella.

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by boutros23 on Mar 12, 2010 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

They were showing the replay of the game this morning while I was getting ready for work on NHL Network. Saw that Pavelski goal…wow.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Ellis should’ve had it.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah…that looked pretty bad when Trotz gave him the ol’ heave-ho right after it.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

his tweet:
Nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 8:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Poor guy :(

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by Ovechwin on Mar 12, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Sort of, but it was really his fault. There was only one boneheaded defensive play.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I know, but you know my feelings about him!

You know he feels like crap today.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 12, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I feel bad for the person.

The goalie? He sucked.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea he did.

It doesn’t stop me from wanting to give him a hug.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 12, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I think you’re taller than he is.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

So? Are we freakishly tall people only allowed to hug above our height?

Also he’s listed as 6’ So I may be in the clear.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 12, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Just mentioning. ;) And 5’11 isn’t freakishly tall.

He seems shorter.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, as long as it wouldn’t bother him, it doesn’t bother me.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 12, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought you were going to Toronto, anyway? You know, to see Jared?

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

?

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by jordanDC on Mar 12, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

awesome

That has to be him.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

why is he holding up Carey Price’s goalie pants?

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by ThePeerless on Mar 12, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Lies. Slander and lies. I’m going to Toronto to get the heck out of Virginia and have a grand old time.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 12, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Sure. :p

I’ve seen you at PPP.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

You see nothing.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 12, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh god, that was the first game of a back-to-back? Hopefully NSH redeems itself w/ a little Duck spanking tonight.

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by boutros23 on Mar 12, 2010 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Tonight’s the biggest gut check game of the year.

If we don’t thoroughly whoop ass I’ll be pissed.

Oh, wait. I already am.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s one loss to the best team in the West. Relax.

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by Carl Putnam on Mar 12, 2010 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe, but we completely blew it. Calgary and Detroit aren’t slowing down.

That said, 3-3 since the break isn’t apocalyptic. Yet.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Understood. Still 14 games to go.

I’m disappointed I’m going to miss your Preds when they are in town to play the Yotes next month. I’m planning on being at the Blue Jackets vs Wings game that night.

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by Carl Putnam on Mar 12, 2010 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Weber finished minus-5 and Suter minus-6. Ye gods.

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by EmilyB on Mar 12, 2010 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

And Kevin Klein was +2.

The world is ending.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

He gets a permanent +1,000 for being married to Phoebe Cates.

Lucky bastard.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Wasn’t he in Wild Wild West with Will Smith? I hated that movie.

by Kolzilla on Mar 12, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Everyone makes mistakes.

by DrinkingPartner on Mar 12, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Nicolas Cage is a repeat offender like Matt Cooke.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I suggest everyone watch the Rifftrax version of The Wicker Man.

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by jordanDC on Mar 12, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m desperately looking for the rifftrax version of XXX. That was perhaps the only thing where I thought I was going to throw up afterwards from laughing so hard.

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I’ll try to remember to hunt for it when I get home. Their version of Plan 9 is maybe the funniest thing ever, though.

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by jordanDC on Mar 12, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

where would one find this hilarious video?

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 12, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

You can buy them at rifftrax.com, I think, or there are probably a torrent of other ways to obtain it.

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by jordanDC on Mar 12, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the difference is that Nick Cage used to appear in respectable films (e.g. Wild at Heart, Raising Arizona)

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree, which makes his current career path that more appalling.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of The Rock for its sheer entertainment value.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I enjoy “gone in 60 seconds” but only if watching with 5.1

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Face-Off was good, and unfortunately non-hockey related.

by DrinkingPartner on Mar 12, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s probable the only reason I liked “sudden death” (the one with Jean Claude?)

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

It was great seeing the igloo blown up wasn’t it?

by Capcrazy77 on Mar 12, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

John Mason made that movie. Solid work.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

She's Out of My League

I really wanted to see this movie, but I just saw a preview last night and all the main characters are wearing Penguins jerseys. That killed it for me. There’s no way i could sit through two hours of that.

by b.orr4 on Mar 12, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Does it take place in Pburg?

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes it does, unfortunately.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually fortunately. I have NO DESIRE to ever see that stupid movie.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

My prediction for how the movie goes:

She’s been dared to go out with the guy, or she’s doing it for personal gain of some sort. The guy overhears the girl/finds a letter/reads a text that reveals she is just using him. The girl realizes she actually likes the guy and must convince him as such.

YAWN.

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by jordanDC on Mar 12, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

OMG, you are so smrt! i can’t beliebe it!

by DrinkingPartner on Mar 12, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s every movie ever.

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by jordanDC on Mar 12, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

“Can’t Buy Me Love” was awesome. Don’t shit on it.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Did The Beatles make that movie?

by DrinkingPartner on Mar 12, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

You have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town.

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d say Hot Tub Time Machine is the logical sidestep.

by DrinkingPartner on Mar 12, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Never did so one look so much to not want to be there than Kevin Kline in Wild Wild West

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by ThePeerless on Mar 12, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah Chris, Ellis just looked lost. That was awful.

by Kolzilla on Mar 12, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

haha

I turn it over to Barry Trotz:

The first two periods I thought we played extremely well. I thought we controlled the puck, and didn’t give San Jose too many opportunities to capitalize," Trotz said. "Then in the third period they got the two goals to tie it up. Then the fifth and sixth goals were some of the most horrendous things that ever happened to me."

Pretty much what I was thinking at midnight last night. Great quote!

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I watched the highlights on NHL.com because I was curious. The 6th goal was absolutely brutal, but I didn’t think the 5th goal was that terrible. Pavelski was all alone in front. Still, Ellis did not look good at all.

Side note: It looks like the highlights on NHL.com now show the replays of goals. It’s about freaking time. Showing only the live angle is almost completely useless for most NHL goals, especially when watching on a computer and not on TV.

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by Killer_Carlson on Mar 12, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I did enjoy hearing the crowd chanting U-S-A U-S-A when Pavelski had the puck. That was kinda cool.

Now helping to keep an eye on all things Gr8 at Alex Ovetjkin.

by EmilyB on Mar 12, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually our old friend Johnny was allowing the GWG to Brian Pothier just 23 seconds into OT last night.

Johnny gave up 4 goals on 21 shots last night.

And we’re the ones with goaltending problems…

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by Caps Nut on Mar 12, 2010 8:25 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

woop woop! yay pots!

I’m tellin’ ya… the Canes are gonna’ make it

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

That would be epic.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s a 2.8% chance you’re right.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

No, they’re not

"You want to start being part of the Rink? Fine, but more’s expected of you than John/Jane Cap Fan. Carry the cause of informed discussion to the unwashed masses and don’t crap in the yards of other SBN sites if you decide to go over there. They’re passionate about their teams too, no need to troll elsewhere and/or be a sore winner." --BP

by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. The math doesn’t lie. But anything that makes Eric Staal pout even more can’t be all bad.

by b.orr4 on Mar 12, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Care to make a wager?

I already have a carbomb riding on it with Fehr and Balanced

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Eight points out.

But its Manny Legace, not Cam Ward.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

With some of the saves he made the other night against Ovie, he might actually do them well

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Goalies come into Warshington prepared to be peppered by Ovie, though, is the difference. Frankly, the fact that AO still gets so many goddamn goals is a real hallmark to his greatness.

by DrinkingPartner on Mar 12, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Too many teams to overcome. You’re betting that all the teams battling for the 8th spot will tank. I think there are 6.

I’ll take the bet. Winner gets to change losers avatar for a month.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I’ll take that bet.

Deal.

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I love this bet. Good luck to both.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m still waiting on someone who’s willing to bet having to wear an “I love Crosby” shirt to a playoff game

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll wear that shirt. ;)

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

How about a catch-all bet for everyone. Anyone who wants in (and the Canes make it) have to wear a “Brainumbc is super awesome” tshirt to every playoff game this year and try their damnedest to make it on the jumbotron.

If that means having to go against your moral fiber during the kiss cam.. so be it.

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

And what do you have to do when the Canes don’t make it in?

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Mar 12, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I have to rec every post made by everyone for a month. Hah

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Seems like a lopsided bet.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I might just have to make a fanpost about the Canes making it to get all this sorted out

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

better yet.. you DON’T post for a month…

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by highslot84 on Mar 12, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh snap. Now there’s a worthy bet.

If I can get 5 people to bet the “brainumbc is awesome” tshirt thing… I might have to go for that.

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Or how bout “I eat poo, like Brainnumbc”

by Cluster on Mar 12, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Since I have no common sense I must ask you J.P.

Would it be appropriate to move this betting discussion to a fanpost titled “Canes ployoff chances: Bet to shut up brainumbc?”

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah. Keep it here.

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t even have to say ‘Tank’. A few teams could go .500 and the Canes could just keep playing the way they’re playing.

Besides.. when 5 of 6 of those teams are the rangers, and the REST of the southeast division… it wouldn’t be that surprising. I wouldn’t be surprised to see the Flyers or Habs go into a freefall either.

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the playoff teams are already set. I don’t think you will see the teams change just the seedings.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Winner gets to change losers avatar for a month.

Fantastic wager!

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 12, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Sure. What do you have in mind?

"You want to start being part of the Rink? Fine, but more’s expected of you than John/Jane Cap Fan. Carry the cause of informed discussion to the unwashed masses and don’t crap in the yards of other SBN sites if you decide to go over there. They’re passionate about their teams too, no need to troll elsewhere and/or be a sore winner." --BP

by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

See my above post

I’m still waiting on someone who’s willing to bet having to wear an "I love Crosby" shirt to a playoff game

by Brainumbc on Mar 12, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I won’t be attending a playoff game, so that’s out. You’ve already got an avatar bet.

Loser has to put up a fanshot at Canes Country saying “I did/didn’t believe in the Canes and I was wrong”?

"You want to start being part of the Rink? Fine, but more’s expected of you than John/Jane Cap Fan. Carry the cause of informed discussion to the unwashed masses and don’t crap in the yards of other SBN sites if you decide to go over there. They’re passionate about their teams too, no need to troll elsewhere and/or be a sore winner." --BP

by fat_daddyo on Mar 12, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Oooh.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 12, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I already have a carbomb riding on it with Fehr and Balanced

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 12, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I played this drinking game that revolved around chugging Car-Bombs and slapping each other. It was violent and involved girls. You can’t chug anymore, you lose. You can’t take getting slapped anymore, you lose.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe in the Off-Topic Open Thread?

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by J.P. on Mar 12, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

You’re right. It certainly is.

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Is she really wearing a McLovin T-shirt???

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 12, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

It looked like Colbert for a second.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 12, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Ovie goal scoring title...

Reading the Puck Prospectus piece made me appreciate the fact we are watching one of the best to every play the game. I enjoy every minute of watching him play the game and looking into the future – it will be a sad day when his career is over.

Damn I’m glad we have him here in DC.

by Yanger on Mar 12, 2010 8:29 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Dunno if I haven’t seen you in here before or what, but here’s a rec, just because Ken Jeong in awesome.

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by Bald Pollack on Mar 12, 2010 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

*is.

"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

by Bald Pollack on Mar 12, 2010 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

lol thanks man….KJ is so underappreciated.

by Yanger on Mar 12, 2010 8:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Lisa Hillary sits down with Ted Leonsis for a chat

Uh, what’s up with the hair, Ted. You going all “Melrose” on us?

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Mar 12, 2010 8:30 AM EST reply actions  

Did she ask if he used anything as a дека, резонатор, звуковой отражатель?

And thus confusing Ted into saying that all the fans should enjoy the moment?

by JSchon on Mar 12, 2010 8:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Brooks Laich is just so awesome at life. [D.C. Sports Bog]

This article is great, and not just because it is about Laich. I can’t imagine how difficult it must be to read your tracks and somehow gain some meaningful information about how you are skating and then use that information to correct your stride. That has to be tedious. I wish I had a better eye for judging skating ability. Power skating is interesting stuff.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 12, 2010 8:41 AM EST reply actions  

well first off.. I don’t get the opportunity to skate on really good ice. So reading tracks is pretty much impossible. Secondly I wish i could.

Hope that piece didn’t the Rink Rabbits jealous…

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 12, 2010 8:52 A