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You let me down this afternoon J.P. I can only catch the weekend games, and rely on the Rink for my weekday recaps!

Glad to see the Caps pull out the win of course.

I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub... sand... in your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Mar 11, 2010 6:49 AM EST reply actions  

Also, where’s my OTOT?! That’s where I get most of my posting action with my inability to watch games!

/spoiled Rink-Rat.

I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub... sand... in your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Mar 11, 2010 7:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry ‘bout that – it’s up now.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 7:20 AM EST up reply actions  

You are a kind and benevolent ruler!

I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub... sand... in your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Mar 11, 2010 7:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I always love to see E. Staal have an off night.

I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub... sand... in your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Mar 11, 2010 6:54 AM EST reply actions  

E. Staal, J. Staal, J.Staal or M. Staal, pick anyone and I will be happy to see them have an off night.

Forget about finding your perfect match, I want a website where you can find your perfect arch-nemesis

by Lunatic Fringe on Mar 11, 2010 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m with you, except on J. Staal. Desert Dogs need all the draft picks they can to work out after Porter & Mueller mess.

"You ever use smelling salts, every time you type a bad blog?" Brooks Laich

by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

They also swung and missed on Blake Wheeler.

Doesn’t seem to be hurting them this year though.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, he refused to sign with them, and they did get a compensatory pick. Plus, he’s not exactly lighting the world afire in Boston so maybe it was better that they got the compensatory pick. (Or maybe you meant that he’s not that good in BOS so it’s still PHX’s swing and miss in the draft.)

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Would that mean that Staal has…well, Staalled?

What? Did I say something wrong?

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Then you must be happy pretty regularly. Especially this year. I also love that he missed a chance right before our GWG.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe I’m just out of the loop, but from looking at @nateewell’s twitter, there appeared to have been some sort of dispute involving him and some radio people from Dallas after the game Monday night…anyone have any idea what that was all about?

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 6:55 AM EST reply actions  

Look at the video and assorted links about it here.

Now helping to keep an eye on all things Gr8 at Alex Ovetjkin.

by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Video has been removed :(

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 8:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Can someone describe the sequence? I never got a chance to listen to it; I know a little about the running gag, but what happened?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Mar 11, 2010 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

They tossed Scoops Callahan?? What a shame…no sense of humor.

by Ginga on Mar 11, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

For those who don’t know the joke…here’s a compilation.

I love how Eli is the only tool who doesn’t know it’s a joke. Good Sid/Ovie bit in there too,

by Ginga on Mar 11, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

http://sturminator.blogspot.com/2010/03/1920s-reporter-guy-master-list.html

www.wiseadvertising.com

Because now I can justify browsing and commenting during the work day with the argument that I am promoting my business.

by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow. Awkward.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s really dumb because he doesn’t dress up like a 1920’s reporter.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s too obvious though!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha, I love that he looks like some random blogger (no offense!)

by Ginga on Mar 11, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

None taken, since I assume you mean he’s incredibly handsome.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

…and carries himself with authority.

by Ginga on Mar 11, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

…and rocks a sweater vest like nobody’s business.

Now helping to keep an eye on all things Gr8 at Alex Ovetjkin.

by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Rockin’ same right now, as a matter of fact. Chilly in the office it is.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a narrow cold front going through your office?

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah but he’s strictly radio, I believe.

www.wiseadvertising.com

Because now I can justify browsing and commenting during the work day with the argument that I am promoting my business.

by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I completely agree. And if he could somehow appear in only sepia tones, that would be great too.

Sometimes, you really just want to hit a b**ch.

by dinasaur on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The Penguins are definitely set in goal with just as many goals against as the Caps in fewer games. Yet somehow the Caps are absolutely screwed and should have no faith what-so-ever in their goalies.

No I won’t argue that the Caps goaltenders are awesome. But they aren’t quite the Achilles heel that everyone seems to think they are. The Caps have more issues beyond goaltending.

I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub... sand... in your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Mar 11, 2010 6:56 AM EST reply actions  

I mean seriously, if the Caps face the Penguins in the playoffs they’re going down. It’s not like they’re leading the NHL in goals scored or anything, so there’s obviously no way they can overcome their goaltending troubles.

Oh and Go Flyerz

by Elliotte on Mar 11, 2010 7:11 AM EST up reply actions  

But they have a Cup….

A Cup Cures All!!!

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Everybody Wang Chung......

Please load brain before shooting off mouth.™

by Caps Nut on Mar 11, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree. Theo et al may not be capable of stealing a series, but on an on night he can definitely steal a game, and keep us in the series. The team in front of him just has to play like they’re capable, and we’ll be fine.

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I find it hard to believe that the offense will suddenly disappear in the playoffs, which the media in general seem to be making out to be the case.

CИДHИЙ KPOCБИЙ: АЛEKCAHДP OBEЧKИH, OH CEЙЧAC TBOЙ ПAПA

by red army line on Mar 11, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Did anyone happen to catch On the Fly last night? They were talking about the high risk/high reward of our D. The long outlet passes seemed to be the factor for the discussion. Forget who the host was, but he basically laughed at the notion that the Caps would be hurting in the playoffs because the Caps have the offense to win in the regular and postseason. He was literally laughing at the fact that people think the offense will drop off because it’s the playoffs.

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by terpgrrl on Mar 11, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw that. The guy sitting in the middle (don’t know any of their names really) was arguing “playoffs are different” and the other two were rightly pointing out, “for this team?”

Sometimes, you really just want to hit a b**ch.

by dinasaur on Mar 11, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Brian Duff was the host, Dave Reid (who’s always rough on the Capitals) was the doubting Thomas, and Kevin Weekes was agreeing with Duff.

by cuqui on Mar 11, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I will say, Mike Green’s pass on the Jokinen goal was fucking pathetic.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s the high risk/high reward of the long pass, I guess. I think that pass is the reason the discussion came up. It was brutal.

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by terpgrrl on Mar 11, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Goals Allowed per Game amongst playoff teams:

1. SJS 2.37
2. NJD 2.38
3. CHI 2.39
4. BUF 2.43
5. PHX 2.43
6. CGY 2.44
7. BOS 2.45
8. VAN 2.55
9. COL 2.59
11. LAK 2.64
12. PHI 2.66
14. MTL 2.74
16. WSH 2.76
18. OTT 2.78
20. NSH 2.80
21. PIT 2.85

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by winterion on Mar 11, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

that nashville number…way higher than i would’ve thought. is my impression of nashville as a defense-first, grinding team just totally mistaken? i expected the sharks and preds would’ve been swapped. shows what i know about the western conference.

by Natty Bumppo on Mar 11, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That was my first reaction as well – how the hell are they where they are with the 20th ranked D and whatever it is they call an offense?

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Goaltending has been an issue on and off all season.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

18 one-goal wins, another five OTLs for a point. And eight losses in which they lost by at least three goals. Win close, lose big.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Mar 11, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats kind of a good question. Our defense is pretty good, but Rinne has been a sieve at times.

Our offense is actually 12th, so better than you think.

Really, though, we’re only here because of Barry Trotz and the same amount of hard work.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

No, you’re right on NSH, but SJS has been a great defensive team for years now.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

They have one of the best top 6 out there- Boyle/Vlasic/Blake/Murray/Huskins/Wallin is quite solid.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

And their coaches have been very attentive defensively. Wilson and McLellan both make sure their teams are good in their own end. Definitely a team effort.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, as much as I hate them, I’m always baffled at the choke jobs. I know Thornton isn’t a big game guy, so m/b Heatley will help.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Heater has been good in international play, which are by definition big games. Marleau’s playoff performance is about the same as Iginla’s. Thornton is the big name guy I blame the most because he just doesn’t translate his game to the playoffs when he needs to. The other problem is they haven’t gotten great performances from their secondary scoring in recent years either.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Clowe, Setoguchi, and Malhotra are pretty capable— I like the Sharks to make it to the conference finals this year.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m kinda in “I’ll believe it when I see it” mode with SJS. But I do like their 4th line and Gooch for sure.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Aside from Brophy’s foolish assertion that the Caps have no faith whatsoever in Theodore, the rest of the article is dumb as well. He writes off any goalie without playoff experience (like Quick and the Nashville duo), yet lists Colorado as one of the two teams with no question marks in goal. Tell me Brophy, what does Craig Anderson’s NHL playoff resume look like?

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Mar 11, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Brophy did a quick (no pun intended) check and saw Anderson has no NHL playoff losses? (I think)

CИДHИЙ KPOCБИЙ: АЛEKCAHДP OBEЧKИH, OH CEЙЧAC TBOЙ ПAПA

by red army line on Mar 11, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Just how big can Bog news be?

"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

by Bald Pollack on Mar 11, 2010 7:26 AM EST reply actions  

Well if it’s involving RMNB, I’m guessing it’s involving OV, Semin, or Varly. Maybe it’s a long-term contract deal with Semin? Or maybe they’re expanding to include the young guns too and they finally got the Backs deal hammered out?

by Elliotte on Mar 11, 2010 7:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m going with contest, or interview.

Driver and head Muckety-Muck of The Pavel Kubina Bandwagon

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LORD PALMERSTON!!

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 7:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh, yeah, Don’t get your hopes up for anything too substantive.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 7:56 AM EST up reply actions  

What a tease!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 8:03 AM EST up reply actions  

The RMNB Invitational, where folks come dressed in their favorite Russian player’s jersey?

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Mar 11, 2010 8:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Huge. Ginormous.

That said, I’ve tempered the language in my tease.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 7:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m overcome by the excitement.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 7:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Not any more. “Some” just doesn’t have one waiting with baited breath for 10:00. ;-)

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Mar 11, 2010 7:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I wish them luck and all, but meh.

"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

by Bald Pollack on Mar 11, 2010 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

wait really? that’s the announcement? lame.

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Meh indeed.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh yay, extra security issues getting into the game, I’ll pass. If they are successful, let me know so I’ll know which game not to go to.

by Elliotte on Mar 11, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

That website looks pretty sexy though. Nice work.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Gah, no thanks. I’m still hoping in some ways to see him freak out at a sea of red marching down Pennsylvania Avenue with a large shiny beverage container and call out the National Guard because he has no idea what’s going on.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d actually rather see us win the President’s Trophy without the President ever having attended a game. I’d love to win the Cup and visit the White House before he attends a game as well, but if we go to the SCF he’ll probably have to go visit. At this point I kinda don’t want him to ever go see a Caps game. He clearly has zero interest in the team or the sport. Fuck him.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

It’s like every president gives lip service and nothing else. Don’t know why people think he’ll actually attend. has anyone other than GH Bush attended? I think he was a VP at the time so it hardly counted.

President and sole member of the Erskine lobby.

by sydtron on Mar 11, 2010 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure Clinton came a couple of times.

"It hit me on the pants. I had protection. It felt good. Why? I wanted to win."

by bagace on Mar 11, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Clinton just loved to do stuff like that. friend of mine danced with Chelsea and she said apparently that was Bill’s great regret, he couldn’t get to as many games (in any sport) as he would have liked to.

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what she said.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Mar 11, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

wow..

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 12, 2010 8:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, I just had too.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Mar 12, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps they are going to announce that they are reducing the size of their website’s masthead?

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 8:15 AM EST up reply actions  

And by “they” I mean RMNB.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 8:25 AM EST up reply actions  

.

Hey, thanks for this last night:

I expect more Rink-related texts on the Jumbotron going forward – the challenge has been issued.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 7:35 AM EST reply actions  

Can’t I just buy you a tasty arena draft?

"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

by Bald Pollack on Mar 11, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Why yes, you may.

In fact, I was sipping a not-nearly-cold-enough Rogue’s Dead Guy pre-game and thinking to myself, “Why do I still buy my own beers? Don’t I do enough for the people to deserve some liquid thanks?”

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Depends on what liquid you’re seeking…..zing!

Driver and head Muckety-Muck of The Pavel Kubina Bandwagon

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LORD PALMERSTON!!

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 8:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, we got you a tequila shot… on second thought, you may have paid for your own.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 8:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I most definitely did not pay for that one, and certainly appreciate it. If your fellow readers were as generous, I’d be well-quaffed.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 8:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Hell yeah for brownie points.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 8:10 AM EST up reply actions  

This is most certainly a sycophantocracy.

I think I just made up a word, btw.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 8:14 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s psycho-fannnnnnnnnn-tastic

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Mar 11, 2010 8:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Just add it to urban dictionary and your set.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 8:16 AM EST up reply actions  

No, Mrs. F&B bought that round.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Bar Louie? If we knew where you were, I’d’ve bought you a drink.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t you be in a suite with “free” alcohol?

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Because you actually have to meet up with us to cash in on the drinks. It’s just not worth it.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha… for someone who’s always in there pretty much right at 6 for warmups, I rarely have anything better to do. Challenge accepted.2

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Mar 11, 2010 8:02 AM EST up reply actions  

… don’t know where that “2” came from. This week is killing me, haha.

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Mar 11, 2010 8:05 AM EST up reply actions  

You’re welcome! I’m trying to work on the viral marketing for this place, one tiny reference at a time. Someone after that posted #needsmorejapersrinkrefrences, but I wasn’t as quick with my camera phone.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 8:08 AM EST up reply actions  

that was my bro, haha

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Mar 11, 2010 8:15 AM EST up reply actions  

good for your bro! that one definitely needs more jumbotron time!

by Vinn on Mar 11, 2010 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I kept sending Grandpa Slipper love to the jumbotron between periods on Monday but nothing went up. Boo. I will try extra hard tomorrow night.

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by terpgrrl on Mar 11, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Does Jobbing.com count?

"You ever use smelling salts, every time you type a bad blog?" Brooks Laich

by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 8:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I said it last night in the non-Recap but I’ll say it again. I sincerely apologize for putting such foolish notions in Miss Ovechwin’s head!

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

You’re corrupting the youth of Japers’ Rink!

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Too late. WAY too late.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Shhhhhh! I want to have someone to blame.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Corruption is its own reward.

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by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried to not only get one at VC, but also on the Jumbotron in Atlanta.. neither wants to put up a message of “Unleash Mr. Nasty”….

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by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds a little dirty.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I suppose I could do “Unleash Mr. Clean”… but Mark Messier’s retired.

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by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

What about “Unleash Tackleberry”?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Next Flyers game someone should get “Unleash Huckleberry” up there.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That would make my day.

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by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks to Zephyr for the cheap tickets last night. They were good seats. I tried really hard not to fart on them.. although I think I pissed off your neighbors

by Brainumbc on Mar 11, 2010 8:04 AM EST reply actions  

Cool man, glad you had a good time and they didn’t go to waste.

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Big Ups to Dale Hunter!

His jersey was retired 10 years ago today.

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by topshelf_22304 on Mar 11, 2010 8:12 AM EST reply actions  

Speaking of Huntsy, I’m excited Windsor/London is going to be on NHL Network Friday. That’ll be a good cut in when the Caps are at commercial.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I was at my parents’ place last weekend and stumbled across the commemorative poster they gave out that night- completely forgot that I had it. I guess I should finally get around to framing it or something…

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

My parents brought me a framed Goal Busters poster from storage over the summer.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I found my poster last weekend as I was cleaning out my basement. I thought about framing it too, but it’s not quite the most aesthetically pleasing piece of art out there.

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by topshelf_22304 on Mar 11, 2010 8:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Apparently framing the posters you had in college doesn’t make them classy. Who knew? I will have to redecorate my place someday I guess. All my Caps, Terps, and Led Zeppelin posters will need a new home.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it is kind of cheesy-looking, but I figure it’s good for the slight piece of history. I mean, I appreciate that they wanted to include his All Star Game appearance, but those ’97 jerseys were some of the ugliest ever.

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

My framed poster is proudly displayed in the shrine.

by DebCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I like it. At least it looks like a painting and not a shiny photo poster.

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I have mine framed. Now I just need to find a way to get Dale to sign it.

Also have the Rod Langway hall of fame poster framed and signed, and Caps All Time 30 poster framed and signed by Langway, Kolzig and Bondra.

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Tonight I get to eat my own food instead of buying from wherever happens to be handy and sit on my own couch for longer than it takes to put my shoes on. You have no idea how special this is until you go without it for a week.

This crazy new job does have its compensations, though – I watched last night’s game from a corporate suite :)

On a topic-friendly note, I’d actually prefer to see Atlanta win tonight. I am so not worried about the division it’s not funny. I’d like to see them squeak into the playoffs (even if that means we take them out in the first round), and it’s always nicer to clinch at home instead of on an off-day.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 8:36 AM EST reply actions  

I just got an offer to attend the Pens game in a suite. Decisions, decisions…

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by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Do you have to wear pants in a suite?

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

never

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by ns on Mar 11, 2010 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I definitely have to in my regular seats.

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by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I will gladly take your spot if you don’t want to go…

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Uhhh, how about yes for the decision? Jealous!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

See, it would be with work people so I’d have to be all professional and stuff.

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by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

That doesn’t sound fun.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

If you should uh, decide to go.. I’d um.. be happy to purchase them seats of yours.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh heh…you’d sure be living a suite life…heh heh

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

That depends. Are they suite tickets or suite passes? The difference is that the former is your ticket; the latter requires your regular seat ticket to get into the Verizon Center but just gives you access to the suite.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Suite tickets.

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by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice. You’re set, then. Mine were passes – they went with my regular ticket. That was the only way I could accept them, as they had no monetary value.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I’d almost rather sit in a normal person’s place, y’know?

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Not me. I wouldn’t do it all the time, but I enjoyed it for the change of scenery and the different atmosphere.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

The suites aren’t bad, and the seats are comfortable, but I think the best seats i’ve sat in at VC were in the club section. I like being on the lower blue line in the regular seats we get, but I got a really good, detailed view of everything from the club section. Its easy to lose the action in the far corners from down low.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

YLM, what were the pros and cons of sitting in the club section?

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by oldemystix on Mar 11, 2010 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome!

I had a great time last night watching from a different point of view, and got what I think are probably some really good photos, but with the vestiges a borderline migraine headache last night, I didn’t dump the camera. I’ll probably do it tonight, if I’m not restringing guitars.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

:)

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Break the tension and have fun around your corporate suits.

Their initial reaction will be shock, but that’ll quickly turn into jealousy and then everyone will say screw it, let’s have fun.

It’s a high risk strategy, but if it works the pay off is pretty lucrative for your social cache (which, as we all know, is a pretty big component to the rat race).

by CaStauch on Mar 11, 2010 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Whether that works depends on your industry. I’m IT, which tends towards a loose corporate culture in its own confines but conforms to the rest of the world when outside. Unfortunately, I’m also a government contractor, which can be a really, really stiff affair. Middle ground is always a good way to go – have fun, but mind your manners. We had a Canes fan from Cisco in the suite too.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

You don’t want to have to explain why you’re “whooping” Gonchar.

by Kolzilla on Mar 11, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t think about that one!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

She’s right. The price of corporate suite passes is having to be semi-corporate. (I didn’t let that stop me from jumping up and cheering goals last night, though.)

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d certainly have to tone down my usual goal celebration.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I definitely could not do a suite for a big game. Too many people talking about stuff other than hockey would be a major distraction.

by Kolzilla on Mar 11, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I definitely could not do a suite for a big game

Been in suites 4 times in my life. All were due to family reasons. Hated it every time. Loudmouth suits who love talking about themselves and no one watching the actual sporting contest. After the last time I vowed never again.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I sat in a suite way back in 2007 right after Bruce took over, so the Caps were getting exciting again. The lady sitting in the suite with us decided she would rather watch a Real World/Road Rules challenge show on MTV and had it blaring in the suite. My dad was ready to murder the woman. Especially since Maryland was playing VA Tech at the same time and we thought it would be nice to have it on in the background for score updates. It was not a fun evening.

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by terpgrrl on Mar 11, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have killed her. I have never been in a suite for a hockey game, but I have for Wizards and for college basketball games. I loved it basically for the lack of lines for food/beer/restrooms not to none of those were paid for by me. My sister actually went to a wizards game in the abramhoff suite and said it was just amazing.

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by Doncosmic on Mar 11, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Also the first game I ever saw in a suite was Maryland beating Kansas when they were the #1 ranked team in the country, and I was sitting by a senator from Kansas, it was great.

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by Doncosmic on Mar 11, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

My first suite experience was at Comcast Center. I worked for the Terrapin Club in college and their Xmas gift to us was suite tickets to an ACC game. Got to sit with Mote for a bit. It was comical and fun.

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by terpgrrl on Mar 11, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine have all been basically political events where my father had an extra ticket

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by Doncosmic on Mar 11, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true. You can enjoy the game, though, and you can wear a jersey. You don’t necessarily have to go in professional dress. You do have to act professional though – I didn’t visit with my usual section mates because I had to deal with the corporate schmoozing thing.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not sure how I would react if I watched a game from a suite…whether it would be more towards my in-seat heavy drinking and yelling loudly, or my at-home nervous pacing and quiet muttering…and heavy drinking. I’d guess somewhat of a combination of the two.

The only time I’ve ever been in a suite at VC was for Nine Inch Nails/Queens of the Stone Age a few years ago. Nobody else showed up, so I snuck a few friends in and it was actually pretty awesome, since we could enjoy ourselves as thoroughly and cheaply as hanging out at home, but with the added benefit of a solid view of kickass bands. Of course, if I had co-workers/bosses/clients there, I’m sure it would have been quite different…

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Alcohol is my one hard and fast rule in professional social situations. YMMV, but I do not drink around my coworkers unless everyone else is, and then I might have one – never, ever more. There’s absolutely no faster way in the world to ruin your professional reputation than getting smashed in front of your co-workers.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Fortunately, I’m a government contractor doing construction management work, so all of the co-workers I see on a day-to-day basis aren’t really caught up in keeping up corporate appearances. In fact it’s pretty much standard practice for most people to get hammered at company picnics/dinners and the like. One of the many perks of my job!

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s absolutely no faster way in the world to ruin your professional reputation than getting smashed in front of your co-workers.

Ha! Doesn’t sound like you’ve hung out too much with military types then.

by Cluster on Mar 11, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

They wouldn’t let you near a suite, hippy.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I had to check with my management chain on corporate policy regarding accepting gifts, but that’s a government contractor thing. I don’t know your situation, but you might need to do the same.

Do it. The suites are stacked, they’re privately catered and have their own private restroom. They hold about a dozen or so people at most. Better food than what you get on the concourses (and comparable to the club level but it’s brought up to you).

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I did it last year for the Montreal game (with the awesome Ovi goal). It’s nice, for sure, but I kind of like enjoying the Pens games w/ my section mates.

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by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Sat in one for an MTL game earlier this year. One of the commenters here, Snakegriffin, was there too. Didn’t even realize it till a few weeks later when this topic came up that we both frequented this site.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I was in a 300 level suite last year that easily fit 20 people. Combination of folks sitting and also sitting at the suite bar.

by Cluster on Mar 11, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, an Atlanta loss would lock up the division and a playoff spot but should Atlanta win tonight, a regulation loss on home ice by the Canadiens to the Oilers (you can stop laughing now thank you) would clinch a playoff spot for the Caps on the off day.

Or the Caps could earn a point tomorrow night too. Either way, we’re and it doesn’t matter how we go about doing.

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by Caps Nut on Mar 11, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know about y’all, but I would very much like to see the caps WIN the division this year, not take it in an overtime loss like they did last year, if you know what I mean? It was a little less-satisfying to hear them announce us as the Southeast Division Champions when we went to overtime, and then to have us lose the game… :-p

We can do it. This is a good year!

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I understand what you’re saying but even if we “win it” tomorrow night ourselves, there’s still 16 games left in the regular season and much, much bigger fish left to fry.

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by Caps Nut on Mar 11, 2010 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

it happened

a douche sitting next to me at the game starting yelling “whoop” in the 3rd period at Pothier, and thought he was the funniest man in the building. between that and the “who cares!” chant i wanted to drop kick him in the face. who cares? i do! they just tied the game, jackass!!

that said, fun game! very happy to see Flash finally put one away. now Laich needs to get it out of his system.

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by ns on Mar 11, 2010 8:53 AM EST reply actions  

I fucking hate it when people try to be funny at games. I hate it even worse when some asshole laughs and encourages it. At the last Caps/Thrash game, I had to listen to this fat zilch go “KOVALLLCHUUUUUUUK! KOVALLLCHUUUUUUUUK!” through the whole game. How the fuck is that even remotely funny?

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

One of my least favorites is the corporate muckety mucks who think they are god’s gift to hockey analysis and decide to impart it on their less fortunate seat mates.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Or the “first date” where the guy is trying desperately to impress his new girl with his vast hockey knowlege that isn’t really so vast.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

definitely

Had a couple sitting behind me in November where the dude was just so sure that Ryan Suter sucked, and was explaining to his girl why this was so.

As you can tell by his chosen player, he didn’t know a whole lot.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

None of the Sutter brothers has sucked at hockey. Coaching….well, no one’s perfect.

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 11, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

You got the wrong family.

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by Killer_Carlson on Mar 11, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

right.

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 11, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

“LINE CHANGE!” Yes, dummy, they do that a lot.

“WHOA THEY’RE RUNNING A GREAT CYCLE!” No, dummy, that’s just passing around the perimeter on a power play.

“OFFISDES!” Shut up.

“Schultz is a puss!” SHUT UP!

“We need a fighter on this team!” DIEEEEE!

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

What? You aren’t impressed that I know the offsides rule and can point it out to everyone around me?

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

ARGH!

Boo a legit penalty, why don’t ya.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Well ‘scuse ME! I’ll say “offsides,” or, “that’s gonna be an icing call” on a regular basis during the game, and if I see a penalty (on the other guys) that actually gets called, my usual reaction is, “THANK YOU!” Sorry you find that sort of behavior offensive, but I’m not gonna change.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t care if you say it. I do that stuff too. Just don’t broadcast it to the section like you’re Joe B in training!

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Awww, where’s the fun in that? ;-)

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I just wish more people would inform me as to if/when the ref sucks. I just, I feel so…lost when some jackass doesn’t evaluate the performance of a referee for me.

by Kolzilla on Mar 11, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll boo legit penalties, get unnecessarily upset about an offsides call, shout delay of game whenever the puck goes over the glass, taunt the opposing goalie when we are losing, and stand up and stick my hands up in the air when the refs don’t call a penalty. Take that!

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I’ll boo legit penalties

I will never understand this.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I understand it perfectly well. I believe the word is “pulling your chain”.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I knew what LIOLI was doing. I was refering to the people that did it, not him.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

no strong feelings about it, but each of LIOLI’s bullets could work to slowly work down the refs….creep into their heads that maybe they’ve been missing some calls, maybe they should be giving the caps a break later in the game. even if the refs have everything 100% correct, we can’t let them think that.

by Natty Bumppo on Mar 11, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I will! Thanks! takes it and runs away

I do think, on the offsides thing, that perspective has a lot to do with whether or not it is a legitimate call. From where I sit, if it’s close, and the linesman is sitting right on the line, and actually paying attention, then most of the time, I’ll be wrong and he’ll be right… MOST of the time.

But I hate it when the ref is looking right at the guy committing a hooking and doesn’t call it.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

The only time I’ll bitch about offsides is if a player bitches about it. These guys know for the most part when they’re off and when they ain’t.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

The way I see it, and offside(s) call is just a minor setback. Sure it can kill a well set up play, but all it means is a neutral zone faceoff. In the grand scheme of things, it’s not a big deal.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

If Washington we’re a plodding set play team or dump and chase team, I’d agree.

But because so much of the Caps system is predicated on and meant to set up those transition chances, those bad offsides calls hurt us more than most.

Opportunity cost kinda thing i guess.

by CaStauch on Mar 11, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve seen a bunch of close calls, but I bet in 95% of the cases where the linesman calls an offside on a close call, they get it right. They’re told if it’s a tie, it’s onside.

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by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Since everyone is airing their pet peeves this morning I’ll toss mine in as well…it’s offside not offsides.

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by Yoshietree on Mar 11, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for the correction. :-)

Oh, and… off-side, not offside. ;-)

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, had to.

I think in soccer/football, it’s one word…

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

This one annoys me too, but not enough to say anything.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I feel the same way about wing/winger.

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

How do you feel about wingar?

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by red army line on Mar 11, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I think you mean wingah

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t even know which one it is, or how it started. At any rate, Scott Cullen thinks Mike Green should be the Norris winner at this point.

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by red army line on Mar 11, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate it when people say “Happy New Years,” so I guess I’ll have to force myself to go to “Offside” now.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Now that I know it bothers people, I’m going to keep saying offsides just to be a prick.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Atta boy.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t poke the bear.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I gave up this fight but a rec to you anyway.

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

someone tell the caps PR department..

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by Natty Bumppo on Mar 11, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought you was different.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

had a lot of that last night up in the very back of sect 405. That and hit ’em every 10 seconds.

by cwmprthd on Mar 11, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

No,no.no The all-time greatest fan blunder happened last season.

I was at a Sens game and some 20 something douche in a throw back Gartner jersey trying to disguise the fact he was a noob was screaming at the top of his lungs “Thats Icing, thats icing…are you blind ref”…which typically I dont mind ref heckling simply because I have issues with authority, but the problem was that Ottawa was on the PK.

by Gr8Laichs on Mar 11, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Classic.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I believe that guy has attended 1/2 the hockey games I’ve been to in my life.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

That made me cringe just a little bit.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

On Monday,

I was informed that Kozlov scored the game winning goal in game 7 against the Rangers. He told me I should have been there, the place went nuts, craziest he’s ever seen it.
I told him that I was there for Fedorov scoring the GWG and that it was pretty amazing and that I couldn’t imagine how it must have been when Kozlov did it.

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I’m not sure if I would have had a stunned look on my face upon being told that Kozzie scored the Game 7 winner, or would have been on the floor laughing.

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I was chuckling inside and thinking how it’s interesting how certain people remember things.

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Kozlov, not exactly known to shoot laserbeam wristers from the half wall.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Or score in the playoffs period.

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by Killer_Carlson on Mar 11, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

My comment actually wasn’t a complete dismissal of Kozlov, as I’m a fan.

He did score twice in that series!

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Those goals were huge too. I just got done throwing him under the bus looking at my gf wearing her “Kozlov is my Hero” shirt saying WTF and then he came through. I haven’t missed him with Knuble here though.

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Knuble’s obviously better. I just always liked Kozlov for whatever reason.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Kozlov was money in shootouts. Wish we could keep him around just for that.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I like him because he’s big, generally disinterested, and has good hands.

If I can just get that third part down..

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Now see, darlin’… that guy in the middle with the puck… he’s the “shortstop”… now watch, he’ll throw it over to the guy on the right side… he’s a “flanker,” and they call that an “alley-oop.” Oh, look, now here is where they run past the linebackers — they play defense — and he goes in on the “goal catcher.” He’s named after the position in football, the guy who catches the pitches and wears a mask. Oh, and the masks? They’re made by elves.

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by ThePeerless on Mar 11, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It’s even worse when you’re having a legitimate discussion with someone else.

On multiple occasions people have decided I want to talk to them in the game. One memorable time was when the Caps were playing in MSG. I was talking to my brother about the game, and some lady in front of us turned around telling us we’d never score on Henrik, to which we replied of course we won’t, we aren’t playing.

Later in the game Rico Fata (I believe) scored and my brother and I were talking about how nothing could ever get by Lundqvist, and joking that the Caps’ worst player scored. Less than a minute later Straka scored on an empty net and the lady turns around to tell us that their “worst player” just scored. Truly some golden analysis from a bastion of hockey wisdom.

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by Steckel Me Elmo on Mar 11, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

That story sounds familiar…

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by Killer_Carlson on Mar 11, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe his brother already told you?

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he was one of the other nearby spectators.

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by Steckel Me Elmo on Mar 11, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe K_C is the old lady.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Crap, you’re onto me.

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by Killer_Carlson on Mar 11, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a guy that sits behind us in 407 we’ve nicknamed Pepper Brooks, after the Jason Bateman color commentary character from Dodgeball. Our wonderful Pepper Brooks bestows commentary loud enough for everyone in the section to hear, but every single comment he makes is either blatantly obvious, dead wrong, or completely inane.

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

SG, you coming to baltimore ESPNzone this weekend?

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Not sure. Have to go out of town with my girlfriend but hoping to get back in town by game time on Sunday

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

makes you want to get stabby

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by ns on Mar 11, 2010 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

In the third period, I finally turned around and went “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” and he shut up and left early.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

win!

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by ns on Mar 11, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

There are ways to be funny at a hockey game….

  • When the opposing team is called for offsides, you can yell “Hey! That’s cheating!”
  • When an opposing player (or players) run into each other and go down, yell, “Whoops, pardon me!”
  • Of course, if a guy goes down on his own by tripping over his own feet, it’s acceptable to shout “Look out, it’s slippery out there…”

You just have to pick your spots…

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by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

My favorite is “he tripped over the blue line” when somebody falls in the vicinity.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

You’d change your tune if you were at a game with me. I’m funny as hell when I get in my hecklin’ moods.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I love funny hecklers. At Maryland football games, I occasionally sit with a good friend of the family who is the best heckler. He keeps you laughing the whole game. (and we needed laughs this year or we would have been crying most of the time)

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by terpgrrl on Mar 11, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Any particular players you like to heckle, or are they all fair game?

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Well of course I have my favorites. But any game at MSG is fertile heckling ground. Back when Datsyuk was still pulling his annual playoff disappearing acts I used to go after him pretty hard. But he finally found his playoff game so that has subsided. I was at a ANA/DET WCF game the year ANA won the Cup and I was ripping on Datsyuk and Hasek pretty hard all game. The DET fans in the area were not amused but the Ducks fans loved it.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s because all Detroit fans had their sense of humor surgically removed at birth.

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

We heard a LOUD constant conversation through the entire game about the guy’s girlfriend, and how he wanted to marry her, but he wasn’t ready, and blah blah blah something about a tax break. And they kept kicking our seats like they were 12. The joys of having group seats behind us.

by DebCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

So this whole “It’s all your fault” thing is new…I don’t even think it was going on over Winter Break when I was in town. And I want to know who the hell started it and why is it catching on, it’s the dumbest chant/taunt EVER. But seriously, where did this come from!?!

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

How much time and energy are we going to spend on this complaint?

I think that too many people on this board spend too much time and energy getting bent out of shape over chants and calls they don’t like. Chill out. Nobody died and made you the hockey police. You don’t control other people, and getting all hot under the collar over something you can’t control is a waste of energy. Relax and go with the flow, or stay home and watch on television.

Besides, would you rather a silent and perfectly behaved (and boring) rink? No thanks, for my lights.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Go right ahead. I’ll be the first to report you to the police so that you can watch from your cozy little jail cell.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Goes without saying. If you had knowledge of the crime and didn’t report, you’d be in trouble!

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

No jury of my peers (hockey fans) would ever convict me!

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Try me. I will in a heartbeat.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Is this where I ask if you’re doing ok this morning?

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

No. I have seen this line of curmudgeonly complaining come up several times a week across multiple threads, and I’ve hit the wall with it. This has been a long time building and it’s not directed at any one person specifically.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Except for me who you are trying to send to jail!

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Free Mumia PPPia!

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Only if you actually kill someone :)

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Pffffft

“Community Service” is the word you are looking for!

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You? Community service? What would you do?

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

No, the killing of corporate fans would be considered community service.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I think this is plenty community service, don’t we all?

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by red army line on Mar 11, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. If I’m on the jury he’s acquitted the minute I hear “author/editor of Pension Plan Puppets hockey blog.”

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't need to go to jail..

You’ve suffered enough this season…

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by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Start with the suits who complained it’s TOO COLD at a HOCKEY GAME and made mgmt turn up the heat at ACC.

Good gravy.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I’m thrilled when I’m cold at the game, because I’m hoping it means the ice is decent. Of course, I’m almost always cold in general, so maybe I’m not so good of an indicator.

For the record, there have been plenty of games where I haven’t been cold.

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by gfcaps fan on Mar 11, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I just remember AO gasping for air at the last game in TO.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Leafs fans have a special place in their “hearts” for the corporate fans, no?

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

It’s that place where I wonder if I could call it a crime of passion.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

You could probably plead insanity on trial, too.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

As a Leafs fan that would be accepted.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:17 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

You other-teamers are fun.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Nobody asked for silent. Some people just don’t like super choreographed negativity.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

negativity

lulz.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Right, it seems like another case of people thinking that complainers care a lot more than they actually do. I don’t like the chant, but I’m not exactly in tears when it happens. If somebody comments on it, I’m going to let them know I agree. It’s not like you can stop people posting their opinions on a board, nobody’s forcing you to read, etc. Dang.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Thank you…yeesh.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree to an extent, and generally speaking, I skip past threads like this most of the time thinking “Oh spare me, they’re on their high horses about the crowd again” and ignore it. I probably will do so in the future, since I don’t realistically thinking I’m actually going to stop any of these threads. However, you state your opinion, I’ll state mine – the continuous complaining is a waste of time and energy.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Everybody happy!

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

If the “stupid chant” crowd want to get their panties in a bunch, then why don’t we here about how a thunderous “Red” and an even more unsightly “O” is screamed during the National Anthem? Two things I personally find FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR more offensive than 3 sections of people making fun of the opposing goalie. Oh, and what about the multiple “waves” I saw in the “Fortress of Hockeydom” during the Olympics…did someone tell the Canucks that they “can’t do that! this is hockey!”

by wittcap79 on Mar 11, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

We hear about that just as much, I’d say. The O and Red thing.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, and it’s not going to get it to change. Make the anthem instrumental and you instantly have more people singing, therefore less people yelling/downing them out. Solution.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

But then Bob and Caleb would cry.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, but our national anthem wouldn’t be disrespected and it would be a kick ass tradition!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s an awful song anyway.

(linger yesterday)

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

People did the “Red” thing at Cornell…for some reason it was a lot less obnoxious in college. Silly kids.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

The other thing that was strange was the “Day-o” chant. At least “it’s all your fault” shows that people were paying attention to the actual game in front of them.

by miseenjeu on Mar 11, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually think it’s a great idea to chant “It’s all your fault” when a goalie lets in 1 goal on 19 shots in the first period. How could that come back to bite?

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Get off my lawn.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Make me.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

ruh roh

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Well first I’d need the lawn. Check back in 5 years or so.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

So I won this round. Muhahah!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Besides, would you rather a silent and perfectly behaved (and boring) rink?

No definitely not. And I’m not sitting here getting all “hot under the collar”. I just was surprised at how popular the chant actually was, and was merely commenting on its relative newness (at least based on my experience). And honestly just sort of wonder how things like that actually get started. I mean, I"m only going to be at one more game this season, and I’m going to enjoy it no matter what people decide to shout after goals.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

It's All Your Fault

Is a great chant. It’s done at TFC games. I figure if a basic chant gets a quiet rink used to making some noise it’s a good thing. That’s why I don’t mind the wave at games either.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

The wave is where I draw the line.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m not starting it but if the building is dead and everyone is sitting on their hands then whatever wakes them up is acceptable.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve seen the wave done at Jays games before, and it usually ends up failing hardcore

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 11, 2010 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Because you can’t do the wave when you’re taking a nap.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

lol baseball

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I used to like it, and now I have no idea what appealed to me. I even attempted to watch the World Series last year and couldn’t do it.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve given up on baseball. The Yankees have too much money and they can constantly buy premier free agents. Rumor has it they’ve signed the Pennant to a Contract extension

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 11, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It’s lame. I love the Yankees, but I hate the lack of parity. I hate that my team wins just because they can spend millions on anyone, while other teams are forced to scrap. I’d love a salary cap.

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I went to my first MLB game towards the end of the season. It was actually pretty fun. I’ll probably go to more games this year as an excuse to get into the city and have beers.

It was raining through half the game, which was actually pretty cool. It needs to do that every time.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I went to Braves games a lot as a kid. $1 tickets in the upper deck, cheap thrills!

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I love going to see games, I hate watching on TV though.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

You sound like my baseball friends talking about hockey!

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by Sam DC on Mar 11, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d rather listen to baseball on the radio. There’s a limit to the number of times I need to see the pitcher look for the signal from the catcher, the batter step out of the box and so forth. And MASN seems to have something against showing where the fielders are. At least Charlie and Dave will say where the batter is being shaded.

by miseenjeu on Mar 11, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

best part of summer, at my house, anyways, is drifting off to sleep with a game, any game, on the radio. Bonus if its a Nats game and the windows are open and I can hear the crowd roar :)

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

These roar’s you speak of .. are they few and far between???

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by highslot84 on Mar 12, 2010 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

A Nationals/Orioles game was fun?

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

the Nationals…

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

It was a Nats game, yeah. The second batter socked a dinger, so it was immediately more exciting than I expected. After that, it chilled out, but it was very relaxing and fun.

I have basically 0 rooting interest, so it doesn’t bother me that the Nats lost.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

it doesn’t bother me that the Nats lost.

That’ll help!

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

wait

You’ve been to a Jays game?

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Quite a few. Though it’s only fun when you’re near the front with the drunk guys heckling people. This one guy was heckling Cliff Lee so hard once

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 11, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I had fun booing Alex Rodriguez at Skydome Rogers Whatever-They-Call-It-Now in August.

So did everyone in the stadium. His got booed and then popped up at every at-bat, then on his last at-bat he absolutely crushed it.

Good times.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I just call it the Skydome. They should’ve called it the Rogers Skydome: keep the cool name at least.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 11, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Is there any truth to the stories about couples in the hotel room providing more action to watch than the players on the field?

by miseenjeu on Mar 11, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m 99% sure it’s true.

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

SKYDOME

Never Forget.

Also, my buddy is a king heckler and buys tickets by the bullpen just to heckle. His favourite target (for some reason) Mike Timlin.

Best burn was when the bullpen phone rang one game and Timlin kind of looked over and he yelled “IT’S NOT FOR YOU!” and Timlin got upset.

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by PPP on Mar 11, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Old Mel Brooks routine:

Phone rings, Mel picks it up:

“You don’t say.”
“You don’t say.”
“You don’t say!”

:: hangs up ::

Greek chorus:

“Who was it?”

Mel:

“He didn’t say.”

Phone rings again, Mel picks it up:

“You don’t say.”
“You don’t say.”
“You don’t say!”

:: hangs up ::

Greek chorus:

“Who was it?”

Mel:

“Same guy.”

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s actually older than Mel Brooks… that routine was done by Spike Jones and his City Slickers back in the 1940s. :-)

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Older than the 2000-year old man? Unpossible!

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup, and I’ve got a .mp3 recording to prove it… and I suspect it was pulled from a 78 RPM record. ;-)

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

That joke has been recycled so many times… Brooks ended up also using it in Get Smart…

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by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

When you use the !?! construction in punctuation, that implies getting upset. Just so you know.

It started in section 108 – they started doing it and it’s spread across the arena. I don’t join it until the third goal, but after that I will.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, doing it for one or two is stupid. Three+ is mildly legit.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much. One or two is kind of stupid, but come the third goal I’ll jump in.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Unless it’s a tie game or the Caps are losing. That’s the part that infuriates me….

by Yoshietree on Mar 11, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

And don’t you hate it when they sing-song the goalie’s name when we’re tied or losing? I hate that! So much!

!

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t. I look at it as trying to help your team. It’s less important what is being chanted than that there is noise in the building. It’s energy, and whatever the crowd chooses to use to generate energy is fine. Like KFH said, it’s a sporting event, not the debate club.

And, FTR, I suggest not ever going to a Philly sporting event if this bothers you.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

No chance.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

That looks like George McPhee throwing that left cross

by Brainumbc on Mar 11, 2010 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t tell if the guy in the upper right corner is a rational person trying to break this shit up or if he’s helping the choker cinch in his hold..

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Really? That guy is not a good samaritan.

we're not gonna allow someone like Downie to go after him.

by Sct112 on Mar 11, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah…

If it was McPhee it would have connected…

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the dude on the left that’s all like, “Yeaaahhahhh, Spppaaarrtttacusss!”

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

That is mildly hilarious.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Its been at VC since at least last year.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/capitalsinsider/caps-fan-chant-its-all-your-fa.html

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I know it wasn’t all the goalie’s fault.

Yes, I do care when the other team scores.

Yes, I know the Flyers don’t suck.

But whatever…it’s a sporting event, not the debate club.

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

But whatever…it’s a sporting event, not the debate club.

A rec for you sir for exact truth.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Some people take it way too seriously.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Some people think mild statements of dislike are the same thing as organized protest.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mild statements of dislike becomes continuous b&c when you see a thread like this several times a week.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Probably, but the person who started it in this case doesn’t get to many games, so I wouldn’t blow up on her about it if I felt the same way as you.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

As I told PPP – she was simply the unfortunate final straw. This rant has been building for some time but has been locked down until now. Sorry, SCF, that really was not directed at you personally, you triggered a rant directed at the Rink in general.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Lucky me.

No in all seriousness thanks for apologizing. No hard feelings.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks jordan :)

I’ll just go back to Seattle now

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah. It’s not personal, and I’m sorry if you felt that it was. This sort of rant happens all the time here at the Rink, and I hit the wall with it this morning.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I think living on the west coast/South Pacific has made me overly sensitive…I’ve lost my DC-bred edge, damnit!

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

West Coast can be that way. Don’t worry about it. :)

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I bet you use your turn signals and let people merge in ahead of you too, you wuss. :)

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by apk3000 on Mar 11, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh do NOT get me started on PNW driving. That is one thing I will NEVER get used to. It’s so bad one of the local insurance companies has actually made a commercial about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XdohA-4tQ0

That being said, not using turn signals is a pet peeve of mine.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Saw a funny bumpersticker:

“I bet JESUS would have used his turn signal.”

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

and when mild statements of dislike are made repeatedly, it essentially becomes organized protest.

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Although it is funny when there’s a goalie change. …. four, five, six, etc., except that the goalie currently in the crease maybe gave up one. I get the point of the chant, but at that point I can’t help but laugh.

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by gfcaps fan on Mar 11, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

In this case, it’s the “your” collectively, as opposed to … we need a plural “you” in the English language, is all…

It’s “Y’all” and “all Y’all”… right?

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Y’all is a great invention. I grew up in New Jersey, so no southern accent, but that’s one thing I picked up very quickly once I settled in here. You know, back in the stone age.

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by gfcaps fan on Mar 11, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, y’all’s the first thing I picked up when I moved to NC. Dropping ‘pop’ for soda was next.

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by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Thank goodness.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I give every Midwestern transplant I run into here in AZ the same response when they use the word ‘pop’. I say – Where on the bottle/can does it say ‘pop’? They all look so confused.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

it’s the “coke” one in the SE that’s totally nuts. i asked my cousin to bring me a coke and he brought me an orange soda like it was the same thing.

by Natty Bumppo on Mar 11, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

That one’s just plain strange.

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by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently the “other” responses are frequently “cold drink.”

Would you like a cold drink, hon?

by bilspacecadet on Mar 11, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

...Cold drink always reminds me of...

This is your action news reporter once again, and we’re here at the gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I’s just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin’ around the grease rack there, didn’t have nothin’ on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin’ her a cold drink. I hollered, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too late. She’d already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

“Y’all wanna coke?” Yeah. “What kind?”

Sounds right to me. :)

by Hello Dahlen on Mar 11, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Instead of Coke/pop/soda, my cousins from South Boston would ask for a “tonic”. A Whaaaat??

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by bagace on Mar 11, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless they literally wanted tonic water, that’s kinda weird.

by Hello Dahlen on Mar 11, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like I’ve heard about this from my dad before.

Agree that it’s weird and nonsensical.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

And tonic water by itself is vile.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, you gotta get some booze in there.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah, so I’m not crazy, just old.
From Bilspacecadet’s map:

Other, lesser-used terms include ‘dope’ in the Carolinas and ‘tonic’ in and around Boston, both fading in popularity.

"It hit me on the pants. I had protection. It felt good. Why? I wanted to win."

by bagace on Mar 11, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t mind some dope with my gin and tonic.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m born & raised in TX and all soft drinks were “cokes.” It was generic, like Kleenex & Xerox — “get me a Kleenex” or “I need to make a Xerox.” Had never really heard of “pop” until I married an Iowan. Now they have some strange names for things — a toilet is a stool — go to town on that one!

by Seminrocks on Mar 11, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure what part of the SE you are referring to. Half my family is from NC and I’ve been around the South plenty. No one uses the "coke’ word to reference soda more than anyone else I’ve seen. Hell in the Eastern part of NC I suggest you not even mention that brand.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

the map’s got it right, from my experience. extended fam is from GA/FL, call all soda-type beverages coke.

by Natty Bumppo on Mar 11, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

GA – That is because that is where Coke is from.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

And Northern FLA is really just Southern GA.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell in the Eastern part of NC

if you don’t play in the SEC, you’re not in the SE. :)

by Natty Bumppo on Mar 11, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Well played. My old man would cringe at that statement.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

but wouldn’t a coke-friendly town protest to calling another soda (especially pepsi) “coke?”

(i see what you’re saying, i’m just saying…there’s a pepsi factory near daytona where my fam lives, and they all throw around “coke” for everything).

by Natty Bumppo on Mar 11, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry about the way way OT stuff. agreed with CP2Devil, it was the sweet map that sucked me in.

by Natty Bumppo on Mar 11, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Only here what such statistical work be fully appreciated…and rec’d.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I say Y’all. it’s so much easier.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I slip a lot and start talking Baltimoreese. I was caught saying “tuhmayta” recently.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I pronounce some things slightly British occasionally.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

“You” is the plural. The singular is “thou” – thee, thy, thine, thyself.

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by oldemystix on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Anything buy “Yinz” please….kthx.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit….“anything but”

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yous

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

…and the singular has fallen WAY out of use…

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, if over a year old is new.

Search the Bog, there’s a whole write-up on it.

by Gin and Tonic on Mar 11, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

There was also a Red Line Monday segment on it.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

New to me….I’ve been to 2 games in the last year.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Okay, that explains it. It’s not a new thing, and lots of people have mentioned it.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Well it’s fucking annoying and I’m freaking out about it!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

SEATTLE ANGRY!! SEATTLE SMASH!!!!!!!!!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

She’s going to eat some granola a write a song about it.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

An angsty song!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

You have to use the Eddie Vedder voice

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

In my youth that was known as the Fozzy Bear voice.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I always thought Fozzy’s voice was a little too high for Vedder. Can’t go wrong with a Vedder/Gumb comparison though

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Better than Cookie Monster vocals.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

No it isn’t.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Fozzy’s voice?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you arguing with yourself? I mean, I too go back and forth over whether or not I like Tom Waits, but still.

GUTEN TAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

by Wheeler on Mar 11, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Waits is awesome. Rod Stewart should be shot for ruining “Downtown Train”.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Cookie Monster vocals you say. Reminds me this.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah, Seattle’s into hipster indie music now.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Very aware.. my girlfriend was a DJ for college radio in Seattle.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

By that you mean boring, unremarkable, and depressing music that fits the gray skyline.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually don’t have a problem with “its all your fault”. I find it kind of amusing, and prefer it to people sitting on their hands or checking their blackberry. And yes I know its an old college hockey chant.

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I yelled loudly "STOP IT! YOU DON’T WHOOP EVERY EX CAP! " and didn’t hear any more from my section after that.

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Ladies and Gentlemen...

I have no idea what the final lines are going to be.

by JSchon on Mar 11, 2010 9:01 AM EST reply actions  

8 – 19 – 22 is the only definite.

Right?

by JSchon on Mar 11, 2010 9:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh, we’ll get back to you on that.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Gramps has gone cold. AO and Nick are off a little. I can see BB changing it up, it’s what he does

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 11, 2010 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Love to see Chimera on that line.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you sitting Ovi to make that happen?

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

No, just play him on the right side.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

“He” being Chimera.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree. Just swap him with AO and we’re golden.

How many teams can boast a third line with a 50+ goal scorer?

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 11, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I have to believe that he will allow Ovi, Backs and Knuble to figure it out. Not the right of the season to mass tinker.

by JSchon on Mar 11, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, it’s worked well for a long time – they’re having a little cold spell. I’m not too worried.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Well and by cold spell you mean like 2 games? Didn’t Knubs have 2 scrappy goals on Saturday?

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I think so. The Dallas game looked to me like a game last season – not enough traffic in the crease. Unusual this year.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but none since then!

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 11, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The dude (gramps) is on fire.

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Someone reported getting a twitter from Tarik that Knubs and Belanger will be scratched for tomorrow. (I assume they’d be back on Sunday.)

If that’s the case, the lines may be. (Caveat: my speculation)

Ovi/Backstrom/Semin (With Knubs out)
Flash/BMo/Fehr (a line that’s worked)
Chimmer/Laich//Bradley
Walker/Stecks/Gordon/

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by CapsFan75 on Mar 11, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it’s likely that Bruce will test-drive his Chicago lines on Friday and choose to sit the same two guys two games in a row, then go back to a rotation.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

With the report from Tarik (via Twitter) that someone reported, I doubt if that will be the case. There is no way that Knubs and Belanger will sit out against Chicago. I think that BB will use the lines he perceives as his best players.

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by CapsFan75 on Mar 11, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t imagine Belanger sitting, he’s been much better than BMo. Although I don’t mind BMo playing to keep Flash on the wing.

by Davethecapsfan on Mar 11, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Leaving L1 aside as I don’t think it’s changing, 21/28 and 16/25 have to be the wings on L2 and L3. They seem to create much more energy than other combos. The Flash/Morrison/Semin line is really not impressive — too soft or something. Belanger has shown enough to me to give him the shot at 2C. As for 3C, I have to go with Flash, making BMo the odd man out. We will end up with bad face off matchups here and there but those line combos give us the best chance to win. Maybe you give BMo a shot a 4C (with some combo of Stecks/Gordo/Brads/Walker — always with one of Stecks/Gordo) but I suspect BMo won’t be good in that role.

So:
8-19-22
21-18-28
25-14-16
the rest with Walker/BMo the odd men out on most nights

by Reckless on Mar 11, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Walker/BMo were my likely candidates to sit out the next two games, except that Chicago has some pretty good centers.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Flash isn’t good enough in the circle or with his defensive responsibilities to do any center work this year.

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by sydtron on Mar 11, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Clipping penalty...

…on Walker. Insanity or a good call?

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by ns on Mar 11, 2010 9:07 AM EST reply actions  

It was pretty blatant.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Good call. As a matter of fact, it looked to me like it was retalliation for something too. Walker went for and got his legs so there was no doubt.

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by Caps Nut on Mar 11, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

He was either going for the legs or trying really hard to get to the bench for a change.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it was all an experiment in bilocation gone terribly awry.

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

haha

Hey, I think I saw you on TV at the game a couple games ago. Do you sit in the lower level in that Carey jersey?

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup. Apparently I was on TV during the first period of the Rangers game the other night- I got a few texts about it.

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Weird that I spotted you as I think we’ve only met once. Must have been that hair of yours standing out.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha, clearly I’m a just such a distinct and unforgettable person! Are you the one who spotted me at the Calder Cup finals game last year, or was that someone else (I think I killed that brain cell)?

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Couldn’t have been me, hadn’t met you until the pickup game this season.

And I couldn’t forget my goalie!

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah yes…that would make sense. Clearly I need more coffee this morning.

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Clearly that is the answer.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

And you couldn’t backcheck for him either!

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

To me, it looked like two minutes for losing his edge…

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

That was kinda what I felt. It was a very strange looking play, but I’ve seen guys slide through opponents legs on all fours lots, and never seen a clipping penalty called.

I wasn’t surprised it was called a penalty because it looks so awkward, but clipping? Really?

we're not gonna allow someone like Downie to go after him.

by Sct112 on Mar 11, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Eh, I think you could see Walker deliberately throw his weight downward and along. I like the call.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen a replay, and honestly I’m not surprised that something was called, but that is the first time in 25+ years of watching hockey I’ve seen clipping called at any level.

Everything is a chance to learn.

we're not gonna allow someone like Downie to go after him.

by Sct112 on Mar 11, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Do we know the referee hand signal for clipping?

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

From the NHL rulebook on signals:
Rule 30.5 Clipping
Striking leg with either hand behind the knee, keeping both skates on the ice.

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by apk3000 on Mar 11, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Interesting, don’t think I even learned that one when I was a ref for a little while. Maybe USA Hockey doesn’t/didn’t have it in their book.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

They probably just say it’s tripping. I don’t remember them having one for clipping either.

by Capcrazy77 on Mar 11, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Same signal as Clipping in football… makes sense.

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes we do.

It’s “Striking leg with either hand behind the knee, keeping both skates on the ice.”

They don’t have a picture up on the NHLOA BBoard… (they do for most penalties).

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

There were like 3 clipping calls in the week before I went to Vegas. Matt Cooke got one for sure.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I had to look...

…but it really was clipping. The arena announcer said tripping.

In looking at the rules…

45.1 Clipping – Clipping is the act of throwing the body, from any direction, across or below the knees of an opponent.

A player may not deliver a check in a "clipping" manner, nor lower his own body position to deliver a check on or below an opponent’s knees.

An illegal "low hit" is a check that is delivered by a player who may or may not have both skates on the ice, with his sole intent to check the opponent in the area of his knees. A player may not lower his body position to deliver a check to an opponent’s knees.

It really looked to me like Walker fell down and accidentally ended up clipping Boychuk when he slid into him. By the strict definition in the rule, it was clipping, but it certainly wasn’t on purpose, at least not from where I was sitting.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Penalties don’t have to be intentional to be penalties. One of those facts of sports that you hate when it’s your guy getting the penalty but love when its your guy on the receiving end of the infraction.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Adding to this, in most cases if it is deemed intentional a more serious penalty is incurred, like in high sticking and offside

by snowburnt on Mar 11, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

In the NHL rule book, they use the term deliberately and willfully in several places. If a penalty requires deliberate action on the part of the offender, it’s specified. Clipping doesn’t have to be deliberate to be a penalty.

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by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You’ll get to know what clipping is during the upcoming Skins season. Also, the term chop blocking.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Popularized by Ric Flair.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Woooooo!

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

When I first saw it on TV I knew it was a penalty, it looked like he got himself real low and checked around the other player’s thighs. The only reason I noticed it was it was odd to see someone drop so low so fast to check someone.

by snowburnt on Mar 11, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Looked to me like he was trying to get in front of him and separate him from the puck, kind of by “snaking” his body in front, but the Carolina player was moving too fast.

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 11, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny it wasnt’ called on Semin in Monday’s gimmick.

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by redlineblue on Mar 11, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Good call. Any time you basically tackle someone from 3/4 behind them, you’re going to get a penalty.

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 11, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

no idea since comcast failed to show a replay..again.

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by dcsportsfan1 on Mar 11, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s really amazing how bad CSN is. Monday night, my roommate stopped to watch part of the game and was confused since he heard Joe B but was actually able to see faceoffs and replays and the like…this is a guy who’s probably seen about 15 hockey games in his life and the difference in production quality between VS and CSN was that dramatic..

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

i think instead of showing the replay they played a brief interview w/ irbe. now, nothing wrong with hearing from the wall, but they probably could have put that between periods or during another break. i think overall comcast does a decent job but the lack of replays on things that happen right before a tv timeout is annoying.

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by dcsportsfan1 on Mar 11, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

And to think that CSN-DC is one of the best CSNs for hockey…

CИДHИЙ KPOCБИЙ: АЛEKCAHДP OBEЧKИH, OH CEЙЧAC TBOЙ ПAПA

by red army line on Mar 11, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Really? Which is worse? CSN-SJS, CSN-CHI, CSN-PHI all do a better production job, IMO.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

there is alot of overlap between philly and DC, but other than the 4 actual hockey guys, CSN dc is horrible

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by Doncosmic on Mar 11, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Some captains lead with lockerroom pep talks, Ovechkin leads by knocking someone on their ass. His payback hit on Ruutu after Ruutu had flattened Nik was a classic. Then he pancaked Ruutu again in OT for good measure. The look on Ruutu’s face as he went back to the bench was of a guy who realized he had started something he couldn’t possibly finish.

by b.orr4 on Mar 11, 2010 9:28 AM EST reply actions  

I didn’tm get to the game until the start of the second but Ovie seemed kinda quiet until then.

by Brainumbc on Mar 11, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

That was awesome. As soon as he blasted Nick I was like ‘here it comes,’ and then Ovie didn’t disappoint.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t forget Ruutu tried to hit Ovie after he hit Nik, but just bounced off of Ovie.

by Capcrazy77 on Mar 11, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Ovie has to protect his buddy!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Ribeiro figured that out too on Monday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MR5rEOJwvk

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Gotta love that!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Nikki’s a big guy. I’d like to see him just demolish someone one day

by Brainumbc on Mar 11, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Isn’t there a clip in the Caps opening video of Mean Lars flattening Mike Richards?

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Hartnell. Even better (or at least just as good imo).

by Becca H on Mar 11, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Ryan Callahan might say that’s already happened when Nik laid him out in last year’s playoffs.

by b.orr4 on Mar 11, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

One of the greatest sequences of hockey you’ll ever see.
Block Callahan’s shot into an open net at one end, deliver a counter hit at the other end that turns into a goal.
That was Backstrom making an emphatic statement: “Ryan Callahan, I’m simply better than you are… at everything.”

we're not gonna allow someone like Downie to go after him.

by Sct112 on Mar 11, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Go to practice and wait for Sloan to skate by, lulz

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

>:(
Poor TySlo…

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

one partially used and broken TySlo for sale! great value!

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by ns on Mar 11, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Swingman for Parts/Repair

Asking $20/negotiable.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s anything but poor with that new deal of his.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

He destroyed D. Hatcher in the playoff series.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

“I told him it’s not my job to fight,” Ovechkin said with a smile. “My job is score goals. I was just trying to protect Backie.”

From last season

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by wickedwitch on Mar 11, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Ovie would do that for anyone in Red….

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup, saw that coming as soon as Nicky got slammed. Awesome.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I couldn’t tell who it was that got flattened behind the Caps’ goal – I was down at the other end of the ice – but when I saw Ovi out there I was pretty sure paybacks were coming.

I love Ovi for that.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

The best part about that hit was that it was actually a counter hit. Ovie had the puck, and took a step into him rather than a step around.

we're not gonna allow someone like Downie to go after him.

by Sct112 on Mar 11, 2010 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

it really got the fans back into it too. liked how Schultz followed suit and threw the body around in that same sequence

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by ns on Mar 11, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually was somewhat disappointed with how short-lived that fan reaction was. Lots of cheering for the initial hit, then blah again.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

can’t remember, but did this happen right at the end of the 1st period?

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by ns on Mar 11, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, it was late in the third.

by b.orr4 on Mar 11, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought Nik was the Finnish goalie and Nick was the Swedish forward.

by patred48 on Mar 11, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

So this is the big news?

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2010/03/barack_the_red_campaign_is_a_g.html

Sorry but count me out.

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by Caps Nut on Mar 11, 2010 10:09 AM EST reply actions  

I personally couldn’t care less whether or not the president decides to partake in hockey games. If he doesn’t like hockey and want to go, so be it, his loss. But I’d prefer if he would just own up and say he doesn’t want to go instead of saying “yeah I’d like to bu…”.

I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub... sand... in your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Mar 11, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is how I feel about it. If he doesn’t want to go, why put us through a bunch of crap to make him. Fantastic, everyone’s miserable. Bleh.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t even imagine the security nightmare if Obama attended a Caps game…I’ll happily watch that game from the comfort of my Seattle-based living room.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Why anyone would ever want to attend an event where a sitting President is at is beyond me. It’s one big hassle. I tried to explain that to the yokels out here when both Bush II and Barack visited. I told them I’ll be as far away as possible.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Clinton came to a few games too, no?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I was referring to my current place of residence, but yes I believe Bill attended a couple of Caps games.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been to a Nationals game that Bush attended and an Orioles game Clinton attended and there was no noticeable disruption to me either time. Perhaps they treat indoor events differently.

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Mar 11, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

They would.

You can bet your backside there would be security all OVER the place. Metal detectors, etc.

It would be a NIGHTMARE.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Booze-sneaker-inners would need to get creative.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

You just had me trying to figure out how to get booze into sneakers.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

snicker

It can be done. Wear high-tops, and put an airplane-sized bottle down the inside along the ankle.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Or get those kind with the big goofy soles and hollow them out!

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope. Ask anyone who attended the ’99 WWC Final. Secret Service closed all the exits, but one after the final game. It was a nightmare.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

i dont recall any metal detectors at the rose bowl that day. no problems getting in or out. secret service doesnt close exits to a big stadium…pretty sure the fire marshall would have an issue with that. it’s always a nightmare getting in and out of that stadium when it’s packed because its so damn old and not built for 95K people. bill was in the press box anyway.

now going to opening day for the nats in 05 was tough cause the prez was going to be on the field in the open. dont recall the issue when the prez when to the wiz or gtown game. if he stays in ted’s box i dont think there will be big issues. if the prez wants to see the caps in person, i’m all for it.

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by dcsportsfan1 on Mar 11, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

There weren’t metal detectors because it was a surprise visit. He showed up after everyone was in the stadium.

They closed Gates C,D, E and forced everyone on that side of the stadium out a small opening at the North gate.

As for the Rose Bowl itself, great sight lines, but besides that its a mess. Its poorly run and the parking is a nightmare because of its location.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Presidential security done right

Was four years ago, when we took my dad to a Nats game at RFK for his birthday (July 8). The Marines were there with a Toys-For-Tots promotion – hand over a toy or a donation, get a Nationals lunch bag. I gave them ten bucks and still use the lunch bag today.

Anyway, near the end of the second inning a murmur when through the crowd, and we looked up at the scoreboard. Say, that looks like…Condoleezza Rice! And… Laura Bush! And…hey George, happy birthday sir. GWB’s birthday is July 6 and just like my dad, he wanted to go to a ball game. Later on, when I went to get something to eat, I got a look at the back parking lot and it was stuffed to the gills with black Escalades and angular men in sunglasses and grey suits.

Upon reflection, I realized that Toys-For-Tots was an outstanding way to bring along a bunch of fully-armed Marines and making Presidential security hassle-free for the rest of us.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

no noticeable disruption

It is the secret service =]

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Mobile rec.

Поклон перед вашим капитаном!

by Knubles and Bits on Mar 11, 2010 11:20 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Me too. The Caps don’t need to be a prop.

Besides, Steinz’s description of Obama’s joy o’hockey makes me think of Mike Wilbon’s.

by cuqui on Mar 11, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

The website looks great. They put a lot of work into it.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, but somewhat lame. OK, lotta lame.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

He would have been to a game already if the home team were the Penguins.

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

"Mike Green needs to work on his goal celebrations."

Time to sit down in front of the mirror and practice saying “frak yeah!”

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 10:11 AM EST reply actions  

Perhaps Captain Ovie will lead the team in goal celebration drills at practices.

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by oldemystix on Mar 11, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe not the best candidate for that job

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by bagace on Mar 11, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

playoffs! remember, some teams that are “out” right now may have a game in hand (or 2) on a team that is currently in the picture.

East
Washington (99) vs. Boston (70)
Pittsburgh (84) vs. Montreal (72)
Buffalo (81) vs. Philadelphia (74)
New Jersey (81) vs. Ottawa (79)

West
San Jose (93) vs. Calgary (75)
Chicago (93) vs. Nashville (77)
Vancouver (85) vs. Colorado (80)
Phoenix (85) vs. Los Angeles (83)

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 10:11 AM EST reply actions  

So hoping that Boston holds on to that 8 spot.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Carolina and Montreal are actually the teams I would least like to face.

by Kolzilla on Mar 11, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I know we’ve played them well so far, but I’d like to avoid Buffalo.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I know we’ve played them well so far, but I’d like to avoid Ryan Miller Buffalo.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

He basically IS the team, so yep!

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah OK, I was thinking of potential first-round opponents. That would not be ideal.

by Kolzilla on Mar 11, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Carolina and Montreal are actually the teams I would least like to face.

BB concurs. Regarding Carolina, he said last night that they “scare the heck out of him.”

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by Bald Pollack on Mar 11, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

And not just because of Brind’Amour’s game face.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d prefer MON to CAR. If CAR makes it they’ll be hot as hell and they play us well. MON is so small that in a 7 game series I think we will wipe them out.

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You want Boston most, right?

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably, though ATL is also tempting. I can’t see ATL taking us more than 5.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I like ATL best actually. I can’t see them keeping up this post-kovy production and with or without Savard, the B’s can still be tough to beat.

by Vinn on Mar 11, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

B-b-b-b-but Chelios!

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m still so amazed that he was recalled. He was at the “peak” of his career when I was born… more than twice my age!

by Vinn on Mar 11, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m with you. They suck haaaaaaahdcowa

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by The Miz on Mar 11, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

So hoping that Boston holds on to that 8 spot.

Especially since they’ll probably be without Savard. According to a report in today’s Boston Globe:
“Savard remains in his Boston home, showing no improvement in the Grade 2 concussion that Cooke delivered in Sunday’s game. According to Chiarelli, Savard is experiencing throbbing headaches and nausea.”
And Matt Cooke gets to play tonight.

by b.orr4 on Mar 11, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Bastard.

But next year’s rules would have him suspended for that hit!

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Is that wishful thinking or did the league actually move on a rule change?

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Depends on your definition of the words “move” and “rule”.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

The owners did unanimously decide on this:

“A lateral, back pressure or blind-side hit to an opponent where the head is targeted and/or is the principal point of contact is not permitted. A violation of the above will result in a minor or major penalty and shall be reviewed for possible supplemental discipline.”

I’m certain that isn’t the final wording of the rule – but there are plenty of rules in the NHL rulebook that can be either a minor or major penalty.

It still has to go through two more levels of approval before being made an actual rule, but it’s expected to pass.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was the GMs who decided that?

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

My bad. GMs, yes.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

That pretty much sounds like a direct response to the Cooke hit. Thank goodness.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

The Cooke rule?

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Sure looks like it.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope that they will make the distinction between “accidentally bonked someone upside the head” (minor penalty) and “kabonged somebody semi-on purpose” (major).

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I particularly hope they use the terms “bonked” and “kabonged” in the official rule.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Locker would sue.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree completely. Also the phrasing “upside the head.”

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Having grown up in and around Baltimore, I see no problem with this.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

wait, seriously, that’s not how the rest of the country talks? I say “upside the head” all the time! but come to think of it, I don’t think i heard anyone else say it in Minnesota.

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

My California girlfriend has remarked on my use of the phrase in the past, I’m pretty sure.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve used that phrase since I lived in Indiana.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Should have read “Californian.”

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

This is one of those penalties that will be called almost always as a major IMO.

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Most likely. It’ll be called as a minor about as often as you see a boarding minor…

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Either that or the Richards rule.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

How about the Cooke-Richards rule?

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

That sounds like it should be the name of a tariff, ala Hawley-Smoot

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

So stupid he wasn’t suspended. Wasn’t he suspended for making an identical hit on Scott Walker?

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Me too. Boston or Atlanta. Would not care to face MTL and NYR’s been done.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed – Atlanta (though I doubt they sneak in), Boston, NYR, MTL in that order, but really, no first-round opponent should scare the Caps.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Very true. I’m not convinced that NYR is going to make the cut either, not if Gabby isn’t 100% healthy. The standings can stay exactly as they are and I won’t be unhappy.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed – I don’t think NYR is in based on what I saw of them last week against the Caps and how they’ve played since.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what I’m thinking. I’m thinking the most likely scenario for a playoff opponent is going to be either BOS or MTL. Who’s got the tougher schedule?

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Boston faces:

  • PHI * MTL * NJD * CAR * PIT * NYR * ATL * TBL * CGY * BUF * NJD * FLA * TOR * WAS * BUF * CAR * WAS

Montreal faces:

EDM * BOS * NYR * TOR * OTT * BUF * FLA * NJD * CAR * PHI * BUF * NYI * CAR * TOR

so off-hand, I’d say Boston has the harder row to hoe.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t love MTL as an opponent as games in Canada will be borderline unpleasant for AO. But he’s a big boy and will have to suck up and deal just like the rest of us.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Between taunting AO and taunting Theo — the MTL fans might lose their voices.

by miseenjeu on Mar 11, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, let’s avoid that.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Not just for Ovi. Our track record against them has frankly not been that great.

That being said, I think Montreal can certainly get up for the Caps for a game or two. But they’d be hard pressed to take 4 out of 7 from them.

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by CapsFan75 on Mar 11, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That Phoenix/LA series would be a blast.

by RCheli on Mar 11, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

 I agree. I wish the Yotes would get an easier matchup.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

There won’t be an easy match up out west. LAK is about as easy as they’ll draw since they lack playoff experience.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

True, though I’d prefer Canucks, NASH, Calgary/Ducks/Wings/#8 seed TBD, Wings, etc. over the Kings. Still better than Hawks or Sharks though.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. I would not ask for DET, VAN, or ANA. Those teams are going to know how to step their games up right away. PHX has a better shot with LAK or NSH because they might play regular season hockey for the first part of the series.

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It’s all about matchups. Yotes match up better against those teams. I’d take the Ducks in a heartbeat.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I think if ANA and DET make the playoffs it’ll be real interesting in the first round and at least one of them upsets CHI/SJS.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

San Jose/ Calgary would be epic, too, if Calgary can find a way to score.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I like a couple of guys on Calgary, but overall that’s a boring team. I’ve tried to watch some Flames games this year, and it’s pretty painful.

by RCheli on Mar 11, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Ian White is on Calgary!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

many ex-Leafs have found their way onto the Flames.. I seriously wonder what Daryl Sutter thinks.

by Vinn on Mar 11, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

ToskaLOL

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Calgary, outside of Iginla and Kipper, is pretty bad this year. I don’t think they get in.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, I look at three of the four matchups in the west and I think, “ooh, good series.” And I look at three of the four matchups in the west and I think “yawn.”

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by Wheeler on Mar 11, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Man, one of the very few games I have missed and Mike Green scores…TWICE! :( for missing it. But :) for two goals. <3 Greenie.

by RockinRed4Life on Mar 11, 2010 10:44 AM EST reply actions  

Worn out his welcome...

It was nice when the astronaut wasn’t getting attention on CSN every game. Combine that with the Olympic break, and I think we almost went a full month without him.

Now he’s back.. and just as annoying as ever. If I was behind him, i’d flick his helmet all night, and if he stood up to do his stupid astronaut dance, well, I don’t know what I’d do, but.. yeah.

by TFG on Mar 11, 2010 11:01 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Agreed 100%.. He tried to high five me once and I just wanted to pummel Him..

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by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not a huge fan of him. Or Cowbell guy.

Goat? Cool. Hornguy? Awesome. The other folks are all too contrived, IMO.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Cowbell guy doesn’t bother me.

“Capstronaut?” Dumb, dumb, DUMB. Do not like.

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Cowbell guy isn’t as bad as Capstronaut, but his effort isn’t really organic (it’s the product of an in-game video, right?) and he comes off as a bit more “look at me” than Goat or Hornguy, IMO.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

and he comes off as a bit more "look at me"

In a weird pedophile kinda way….

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s a mess.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t go that far (besides the fact that I don’t think pedophiles want to be looked at).

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

His jersey really shows how overly committed he is to the shtick.

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Goat’s jersey says GOAT on the back, though, and Horn Guy’s says HORN GUY, so…

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

But both have been around long before the sellout crowds. It takes commitment to get chants going when there are only 35 other fans in the entire building.

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Cowbell Guy’s been around since the Capital Centre…

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by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I’m ok with 1 or 2 or ever 25 cowbells .. But once someone got this bright idea to sell them pregame at the Turtle.. I may murder said person..

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by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

As a guy that used to play for the Chiefs and get beat by Reston all the time, I fucking hate cowbells.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry to bring up the past.. I’ll let you know when I find who started this “mini red cowbell” thing…

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by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of guys that used to be around in the Cap Centre, I miss that guy who used to play the trumpet. He would pop up in random sections off the concourse, play a tune, and then be gone again.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

We watched him fall down the stairs (like, all the way down from the top) from across the arena one time.. pretty hilarious.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He was like some kind of trumpet playing phantom.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

really? I never noticed him before…

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I know about Goat’s jersey, but I must have missed Horn Guy’s. I don’t recall seeing that.

by Gin and Tonic on Mar 11, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree, but it does sound pretty cool when there’s a huge cheer backed by frantic cow-belling.

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by The Ghost of Bebop on Mar 11, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

What are your thoughts on the guy with the cape and weird glow globe thingies? He creeps me out.

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by terpgrrl on Mar 11, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That guy is incredibly weird. I always seem to spot him going into the bathrooms, how awkward must that be? “Dude, hold my cape.”

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He sits about 2 sections over from us, so we see him a lot around the upper concourse. I don’t get his shtick.

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by terpgrrl on Mar 11, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Me neither. But hey, if it makes him happy, more power to him I guess.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe this is his blog: http://capitalspirit.wordpress.com/

Not a big fan, and he can get pretty annoying when you sit directly behind him, but he’s doing something unique, and no one (team included) is forcing him down my throat, so more power to him.

But yeah, I’ll never sit behind him again.

by TFG on Mar 11, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a picture of the Capstronaut that quite clearly shows his face. Might ransom him…

by mch on Mar 11, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Cowbell guy wants to be Goat or Hornguy so bad, it’s annoying.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t understand the Cowbell Guy hate. He’s been around for a while, his dedication is high (gloves and all), and at least he has a real cowbell, not those cheap little red ones. I like that he adds the exclamation point at the end of Goat-led chants.

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by Scott in Shaw on Mar 11, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I just hate cowbells, honestly.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough. I will say I’m glad I don’t have to sit near him.

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by Scott in Shaw on Mar 11, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not crazy about Cowbell Guy. The leather glove kind of strikes me as over the top, but I love the SNL clip that preceeds it. I still laugh out loud every time I see Wil Ferrell with his belly sticking out of that too tight shirt.

by b.orr4 on Mar 11, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude has passion. Gets a pass from me for whatever thats worth.

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hornguy is awesome. I sit a few rows behind him.

FWIW, Hornguy approves of the “all your fault chant” or at least participates.

by Gin and Tonic on Mar 11, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

he has said he doesn’t mind horn guy impersonators. Just wants people to make noise and support the team, which I tend to agree with.

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope this place never becomes like Hershey, where they sell those dreadful things, and kids toot on them non-stop (oh, Uncle Paul) for THE ENTIRE GAME.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s pretty bad if you get seated near one of those kids. It’s also rampant in Norfolk, where it’s especially apparent because nobody cheers or otherwise makes much noise if nobody on the ice is bleeding.

/ramping up Norfolk-hate for upcoming road trip

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

When they get that AHL franchise in Charlotte next year, it would be fun to do a road trip to see the Caps and Bears if they’re ever down there at the same time. Bonus points if you can somehow include seeing a Stingrays game in all that.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Charlotte was every single bad southern hockey stereotype. UGH. They didn’t knwo anythign about hockey and just wanted to see fights. And boy were they drunk. And fights in the stands. Awful.

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

There was a guy bleating away on his horn – IN HIS CAR IN THE LINE TO LEAVE GIANT CENTER.

I really came to an appreciation of the e-z exit from Verizon Center that day.

Now helping to keep an eye on all things Gr8 at Alex Ovetjkin.

by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, that was probably us! Big dude sitting in the back seat?

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but that doesn’t stop our entire section from laughing when we hear a really bad impersonator.

by Gin and Tonic on Mar 11, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

If the impersonators had Horn Guy’s sense of the game, (and didn’t sound like dying cows) I might agree. But unless they do — it’s obnoxious.

by miseenjeu on Mar 11, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I mind them. There’s a particularly sad-trombone-sounding brat in Section 107 that needs to be grounded.

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by Scott in Shaw on Mar 11, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m hugely appreciative of both Goat and Hornguy, I feel like they really help get the crowd going. It’s all about creating a hostile and intimidating atmosphere for the other team and ramping our boys up, right? Those two are probably the best at it in the entire arena.

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by Knee high to a duck on Mar 11, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Any guy that can fill an arena with his own voice without a microphone or speakers has my support. Ridiculous pipes.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Where’d you get those kick-ass pipes?

I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub... sand... in your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Mar 11, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Today seems to be “bitch about annoying trends at Caps games” day.

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s every day. I said my piece and I’m going to leave it alone.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Better than “bitch about annoying on-ice trends at Caps games” day, no?

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

very, VERY true

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like it would have been if Flash didn’t score.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, maybe not. I feel like people this week are willing to give the guys a pass due to the weird line/roster situation we’ve got going on. If the current on-ice confusion continues, however, the on-ice bitching will commence quite soon.

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Right. Flaws with 15 games left? Meh. Flaws with 5 games left? Panic.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus, Carolina’s red hot. The first and third goals were the kind of thing that happens when you’re in the zone. Rebounds drop right where they need to, little wristers find a lane through traffic…

On the plus side, Theo had a strong game, and the Caps mostly dominated the puck. With a couple more breaks they could’ve had 5 or 6 on the board in regulation.

As for how we feel with 5 games left, I think this team is always going to have flaws. The question is going to be, can they score enough to whitewash the stains?

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by fat_daddyo on Mar 11, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

One hopes he’s a reader of the rink.. I tried to say it as nicely as possible.

by TFG on Mar 11, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve often wondered if Goat, Hornguy, etc. read the Rink.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised. They both posted/lurked on the official Caps boards back in the day.

"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."

by The Ghost of Bebop on Mar 11, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

One-for-two?

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

0 comments. He needs to de-lurk. Or perhaps he refrains because all his comments would have to be onomatopoeic?

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Either that or he has to blow three blasts on the for every three words he types. HORN HORN HORN! PK NEEDS WORK!

"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."

by The Ghost of Bebop on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

*on the horn

"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."

by The Ghost of Bebop on Mar 11, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hornguy is on twitter.

by Gin and Tonic on Mar 11, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you secure you’re tickets for tomorrow’s game Miss?

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

that I did!

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome! Where we drinking at before hand??

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on when my friend can get off work…but Rocket Bar is a constant favorite of mine.

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Deal. Will be shooting for about 6pm at rocket bar. Wearing my red “Tucker” 95 jersey.

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

FYI — If you’re looking for a place to meet near the Phone Booth, Rocket Bar always works, and there’s the new Iron Horse Tap Room as well (off of 7th, near Crime and Punishment museum). I’ve never been there to pre-game before a caps game, so I don’t know how crowded it gets, but it’s not a bad place either.

Green Turtle is always a mess, so I avoid that one. Bar Louie is usually crowded as well, but they do have weekday happy hour with $3 drafts (all drafts), so if you’re looking to drink on a budget, that’s not a bad choice at all.

Sorry to interject, just trying to help…

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by PaintDrinkingPete on Mar 11, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I usually find that Clyde’s is too crowded for my taste as well.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Any help is always appreciated! Trying new spots is always awesome!

I’ve hit all the major 8 that they promote during the bar tour and have yet to find one I don’t like.

If anyone else wants to come out and have a pint or two before the game at Rocket Bar at 6pm, you know where to find me!

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

from d’ohboy or elsewhere?

by Natty Bumppo on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Never heard back from d’ohboy…Think he might have changed his mind and decided to go.

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ya’ll want to meet up before or after as well? I’m gonna try to get my fill of Rinkers while in town

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i’m playing it by ear, but both are possibilities. will let you know.

by Natty Bumppo on Mar 11, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

there is a Post Game Party at the Lucky Strike. I just found out about it by my STH update email. FWIW

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

So basically avoid Lucky Strike after the game? lol

I’m getting down to DC early to try to grab something meatless for dinner and grab a few drinks. I don’t think Rocket Bar has food, right?

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by terpgrrl on Mar 11, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

no but you can bring food in, or order California Tortilla

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

So I’m guessing I couldn’t get my 19-year-old sister in then?

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by terpgrrl on Mar 11, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

probably not but i’ll go where ever we can all attend!

and yes Lucky Strike – You’re f-in out.

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, so here’s one I like. At about the 1:10 mark in each of the two periods at the Pens game, some guys in front of me yell “Hey Wes, how much time left?” right before Wes Johnson announces “One minute. One minute left in the period.” Now THAT made me laugh!

"It hit me on the pants. I had protection. It felt good. Why? I wanted to win."

by bagace on Mar 11, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a good gag, don’t get me wrong, but it goes way back out here in L.A. I remember hearing it at the first Kings games I attended back in ’90 or so.

by bilspacecadet on Mar 11, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I figured it’s not new. Just thought it was a good one that no one would really get upset about (see the bulk of the posts above).

"It hit me on the pants. I had protection. It felt good. Why? I wanted to win."

by bagace on Mar 11, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You have to yell “THANK YOU!” after Wes says it, too. At least, the polite college kids do.

"If you close your eyes in the NHL, you'll take one upside the head." - Alexander Semin

by mercurialwinger on Mar 11, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of that, but we just keep it between ourselves for the most part. I don’t wanna be “that guy”.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

“That guy” is a real issue for lots of people.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently so, from today’s comments! I don’t do the 1-min thing, but I didn’t mind it in college. At Caps games, though, it’s weird. And it’s just been a lone random person at each recent game.

"If you close your eyes in the NHL, you'll take one upside the head." - Alexander Semin

by mercurialwinger on Mar 11, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve been known to do that one.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

the Miami (Ohio) kids did that at Frozen Four. They had it down to a fine science of when to yell. i think the BU and VMT kids did as well.

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That just screams rocky horror type stuff to me, so its older than god

Aim for the head baby Jesus

by Doncosmic on Mar 11, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Today seems to be "bitch about annoying trends at Caps games" day.

Festivus came early this year. We are all participating in the Airing of Grievances.

"We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Mar 11, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Does that mean Festivus doesn’t end until someone pins J.P.?

"Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man."

by The Ghost of Bebop on Mar 11, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Think we’re all just getting cranky waiting for the playoffs?

Every time Nicky scores a goal, an angel gets its wings.

by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Next Saturday is the Tests of Strength.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

This is how

I was planning on rocking the red from now on…dont you think VC could use a Red Ranger…

j/k………by the way did any one catch the 2 Jonny Wier wanna bes at a game around halloween…One was dressed as Buzz Lightyear and the other Woody…I wonder how that was determined.

“Ok sssilly you be woody”

by Gr8Laichs on Mar 11, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

The not-so-veiled gay jabs are close to the line.

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Mar 11, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

oh my…really? In no way did I mean to offend anyone. I just didnt know message comments were taken so seriously. However I am a noob on this board and I have noticed some highly sensitive folks out there.

I read the sign up rules and did not think this was anti gay in anyway. I have a gay cousin and have picketed same sex marriage rallies with him. I am certainly not a homophobe.

I will tighten up…but think some people need to lighten up.

by Gr8Laichs on Mar 11, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

In other words I am sorry to those who are offended it was not a jab or intentional…just my sense of humor is all.

by Gr8Laichs on Mar 11, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

No worries. I wasn’t personally offended, and I’m not trying to be overly-sensitive. I just don’t want things going too far down that road. We can all be funny and have a good time without making comments that could be misconstrued as being even remotely homophobic, racist, etc.

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by Scott in Shaw on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, he has definitely worn out his welcome. I didn’t exactly defend him but I didn’t exactly point out how ridiculous it was in the past, but it’s about time he shelves the costume. Especially when he apparently didn’t toss his hat onto the rink after the Ovie hat trick

President and sole member of the Erskine lobby.

by sydtron on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially when he apparently didn’t toss his hat onto the rink after the Ovie hat trick

If only he would have done that so it resulted in depressurization and his eyes popped out of his skull.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

If Coco can throw his helmet onto the Hershey ice after a Perreault hat trick …

by patred48 on Mar 11, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Channel 4 News did a segment on him during Monday’s broadcast.

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by oldemystix on Mar 11, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

eh, doesn’t bother me but then again I sit in the 400s. Maybe i’d feel different if I sat behind him (says the guy who used to wear a Sombrero and keep it in his lap until the “good luck” wore out with the losses in the first round against the rangers in Games 1 and 2)

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep watching that video of Ovechkin's second goal against Dallas

Anyone else think it’s amazing? I mean, he made a nice fake, it was in transition just like Caps hockey should be, a wicked wrister that’s Ovechkin’s trademark, the commentary was good, and the goal song really fits in with the fast pace and transition goal, really only audible at the “oh-oh-oh” part. My favorite Ovechkin goal video ever (though liable to change in May and June, I think)

CИДHИЙ KPOCБИЙ: АЛEKCAHДP OBEЧKИH, OH CEЙЧAC TBOЙ ПAПA

by red army line on Mar 11, 2010 12:10 PM EST reply actions  

It’s not my favorite, but I remember asking myself after seeing the replay “Is there another player in the game who can do that?” I don’t think so.

by cuqui on Mar 11, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep wondering, and I’ve looked but haven’t seen this mentioned, if Ovie was pulling a double move there. It’s as if he knows that he’s tried the “move towards the middle fake, then storm wide around the D” move so much that the D was expecting it.

So he faked his fake: inside, fake to the outside, the D bit, he moved inside and shot.

If he thought it out that clearly in such a short amount of time, he’s a genius. If he did it on instinct, then he’s just really really good.

by bilspacecadet on Mar 11, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s other players on or team that can do that and I can name 5 others easily that can do that in the NHL.

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by zephyr on Mar 11, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt Bradley

President and sole member of the Erskine lobby.

by sydtron on Mar 11, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if it’s Lundqvist.

by DrinkingPartner on Mar 11, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

1920's guy in caps locker room

fresh from stein bog

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2010/03/1920s_reporter_guy_and_alex_ov.html

first of all, this was not a very funny premise to begin with, but the guy who was delivering the line was horrible. sounds like nate handled him more politely than most espcially since it sounds like the guy didnt have the right credentials.

i love youtube as much as the next guy, but the fact that it gives dopes like this an outlet for their act is sad side effect. it would have been better all around if nate ignored him and denied him what he wanted most, to be tossed.

also love the nazi references to nate. very very appropriate.

lisa hillary, what the f? hair cut questions.

Just trying to capture the spirit of the thing...

by dcsportsfan1 on Mar 11, 2010 12:57 PM EST reply actions  

Nate can’t ignore him, unfortunately. If he does not have the correct credentials, it is Nate’s responsibility as the PR guy to control access to his people. That sort of stunt isn’t something that Nate as a PR guy can let slide.

I think Nate did the best job he could under the circumstances. What makes me laugh is the whole “do you know who 1310 The Ticket is and how many loyal listeners we’ve got?” Do they think that DC actually cares? The bottom line is, he was somewhere he had no business being and was pretty much being a toolbag while he was there. Anybody with half a brain isn’t shocked that Nate kicked him out, and anyone who really stops to use that brain will realize that there isn’t a feasible option besides tossing him.

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by gotsparkly on Mar 11, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree that nate did what he should, just sayin’ i’m sure the tools as 1300 the ticket would have been dissapointed if the guy had not gotten tossed. no doubt that was their sole objective.

in the end, it wasnt even funny. did they think ov would have the slightest idea what they were trying to do or were they just trying to embarras him knowing he would have no clue what their angle was.

Just trying to capture the spirit of the thing...

by dcsportsfan1 on Mar 11, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Ovie has encountered him before at a press conference with Crosby. Scoops asked Crosby a question and Ovie was trying not to laugh too much.

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by oldemystix on Mar 11, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, the Sedins just donated $1.5M to the Vancouver Children’s Hospital. Nice.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

No doubt in two installments of $750K

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Cue the creepy Sedins GIF:

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

oh that is bogus.. they’re not even holding their sticks the same!

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I just noticed the same thing!

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s how you tell them apart!

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

First time Mrs. YLM saw them it was a scream…

“Those two guys look alike and have the same name”

“Yes dear…they’re twins”

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Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Mar 11, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun fact: they have the same plus minus as of this moment.

CИДHИЙ KPOCБИЙ: АЛEKCAHДP OBEЧKИH, OH CEЙЧAC TBOЙ ПAПA

by red army line on Mar 11, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

“Come play with us…”

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Mar 11, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You don’t have to tell me twice!

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The Sedin twins? Never had you pegged like that.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Double trouble.

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Mar 11, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill Houlder, good stuff. Goes in the same part of my brain as all the late 80s/early 90s borderline players: Steve Maltais, Chris Felix, Jeff Greenlaw, Kent Paynter. Great for invoking when you find yourself needing to reference obscure Caps players. Cause there’s always a need for that.

by katzistan on Mar 11, 2010 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

.

Houlder’s a step up from those guys, IMO. Maybe short-termed as a Cap, but dude played in the League for 16 seasons and 800+ games. And had a killer ’stache:

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Houlder was the one in that group that went on to an actual career. But he’s still in the same part of my brain. Along with Scot Kleinendorst.

by katzistan on Mar 11, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

The Fu Manchu was his trademark… that and consistent play from the blue line (and a pretty decent shot from the point…)

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Caps on Mar 11, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Billy was always the guy that was supposed to be the #2 for us—we had a solid D, all with single digit numbers: 3,4,5,6,8—and it seemed aesthetically perfect that a young guy would make the team, complete the corps, and wear #2.

That should have been Bill Houlder.

Except he wasn’t good enough. Next thing you know, Mikhal Tatarinov is wearing #3, Al Iafrate has some number with three digits and my whole dream went to hell.

by bilspacecadet on Mar 11, 2010 1:11 PM EST reply actions  

From “What we’re reading”:

First playoff scenario of the 2009-10 season…

The Washington Capitals (idle) would clinch the Southeast Division tonight if the Atlanta Thrashers lose (regulation or OT/SO) at Columbus. If the Thrashers win, the Capitals would still clinch an Eastern Conference playoff berth if the Montreal Canadiens lose in regulation to the Edmonton Oilers.

Scarred from years of being a fan of the Dolphins, I hate having to hope for other teams to lose for mine to make it into the playoffs.

Now helping to keep an eye on all things Gr8 at Alex Ovetjkin.

by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 1:29 PM EST reply actions  

I hope they win so the Caps can get themselves in tomorrow night. Not that it matters, of course, but still.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. We control our own destiny. No backing into the Division Championship for our Caps.

Today we are all Thrashers fans. And apparently also Habs fans (sorry, LeafsNation!) Does that mean we have to cheer for Chris Chelios?

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Er, OilersNation.

 #readingcomprehensionFAIL

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I think Leafs Nation appreciates your sympathy right now!

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by dinasaur on Mar 11, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Big difference between needing another team to lose in order to make the playoffs…and needed another team to lose so you can clinch a playoff spot with 4+ weeks left in the season, IMO.

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by PaintDrinkingPete on Mar 11, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Mos def.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

My scars run DEEP.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

all our scars run deep! This year, we’re getting rid of ’em.

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this angle is overplayed. We did win to make the playoffs. Maybe the clinching game is an ATL loss, but our ridiculous wins early in the season are the reason we are in that position. We aren’t the 8 seed hoping for the 9 to fail. We are the 1 seed just waiting on a technicality.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Just checked the standings, and I didn’t know that:

The Caps have the best GA/gm in the SE in addition to the best GF/gm
The Caps GA/gm is about on par with Nashville
Vancouver’s offense is about on par with Chicago
Phoenix needs to play 11 more road games
Only 5 teams in the East and 12 overall have a positive goal differential
Only 1 team has more GP now than DC: Montreal
The Caps have the best interdivisional record at 15-2, Chicago is really good too at 14-5
Columbus is 4-0 against the SE

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by red army line on Mar 11, 2010 1:29 PM EST reply actions  

New content, peeps

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 1:31 PM EST reply actions  

Was just listening to NHL Live. Belanger was on, and I didn’t think I heard him say it (hey, it’s background noise), but after he hung up, Clement and Simpson were recapping, and I think they said Belanger and Knuble are out tomorrow. Have we heard anything from the beat reports yet?

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by gfcaps fan on Mar 11, 2010 1:33 PM EST reply actions  

Hadn’t heard that. Interesting scoop.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Gramps!

That would blow up my test-driving-a-Chicago-line theory.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Confirmed (insofar as peeps on Twitter said they heard the same thing).

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

wow…huge

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by SeattleCapsFan on Mar 11, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I DVR it every day, I could go back on watch it to see…

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by PaintDrinkingPete on Mar 11, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup…that’s what they said…FWIW

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by PaintDrinkingPete on Mar 11, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

McNally mentioned Carlson will have a seat tomorrow also.

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by Bald Pollack on Mar 11, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Do we get a partial refund if we’ve got tickets?

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been asking for one every night since Erskine signed his extension, and I’m still waiting on that money.

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by Bald Pollack on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

the refund is coming in the form of hot pockets coupons

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by sydtron on Mar 11, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

In keeping with his (lack of) speed, I guess I have to leave them out in the sun to get them hot enough to eat.

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by Bald Pollack on Mar 11, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

They want to make sure Stecks gets some good minutes.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Oddly, Stecks sat vs. TB last week.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

They realized what a horrible mistake it was!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Konopka’s out for a week or three with (I think) a back thing.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

So it’s safe for Stecks to go back in.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d say so. It’s obvious that Konopka’s playing style is not conducive to good health.

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by CapsFan75 on Mar 11, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooh, I had a scoop!

Honestly, my reaction was, “What!”

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by gfcaps fan on Mar 11, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

This is taking it too far. I am all for a little competition, but you dont bench your best players.

When did they say BB is supposed to “set” a lineup?

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by desperado on Mar 11, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

My guess — April. This month, with games every other day, people are getting a rest every so often.

On benching players in a rotation, there are certain players who should not sit out similtaneously. Do NOT bench Ovi and Semin at the same time. Or Ovi and Backstrom. Or, Semin and Backstrom. Or, for that matter, Semin and Knuble.

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by CapsFan75 on Mar 11, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

BB said by the middle of next week.

by sixsevenfiftysix on Mar 11, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t go to a lot of Caps games, but I’m going tomorrow. I really don’t approve of this decision.

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by wickedwitch on Mar 11, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Random story of the day:

I sat next to Mike Knuble’s kid during warm-ups.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

Did Grandpa Slippers kid have a kid already?

"the other day on sportscenter they said something along the lines of "the capitals score so much tiger woods is jealous" haha had me laughing hard while i was eating my cereal"

by highslot84 on Mar 11, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s gonna be 80 by the time that kid graduates, shame.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Just realized Pothier is still in one of the backgrounds of the Caps website…and it made me sad :(

by mch on Mar 11, 2010 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

I was a few minutes late to the game last night – what kind of reception did Pothier get at the start?

by mch on Mar 11, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Mild applause and cheers when announced as a starter. Some idiots whooped him when he first touched the puck in game, but that was shouted down by others and came to a stop

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by Sombrero Guy on Mar 11, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Did they fix the image they’re using on the ice between frames? The first game he wasn’t there, his picture still was… :-(

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by IRockTheRed on Mar 11, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Another Random story:

Some guy fell down the seats last night!!! He was so drunk he didn’t really care though. It was insane, luckily the bars caught him!

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

Was he wearing an Orioles hat?

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think so.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn’t the bumbling drunk that I had to endure recently, then.

I’m surprised I haven’t seen more people fall down the stairs at games. They’re terribly steep.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This dolt was climbing down the seats, mistake number one.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.. that’s how I ended up with beer all over me last time. Same guy later poured half his beer into a lady’s hair below him as he absent-mindedly jabbered with his friends.

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by jordanDC on Mar 11, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It was after the game, I have no clue why this seemed like a good idea to him.

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by Ovechwin on Mar 11, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Knuble

Grandpa Slippers didn’t practice on Tuesday, per http://voices.washingtonpost.com/capitalsinsider/ovechkin-knuble-take-day-off.html Wonder if his scratch for tomorrow is a health/injury issue, but minor, so they’re not admitting to it. (Sorry if someone already pointed this out.)

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by dinasaur on Mar 11, 2010 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

Hopefully it isn’t for too long. We’re running out of intersections on K Street and it’d be nice to see him go past it.

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by sydtron on Mar 11, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

been a while since I’ve posted these!

Points
Ovechkin, 94
H. Sedin, 90
Crosby, 84
Backstrom, 80
St. Louis, 79
Semin 14th, Green 18th,

Goals
Ovechkin, 44
Crosby, 44
Stamkos, 41
Marleau, 39
Gaborik, 35
Semin 9th, Backstrom 19th, Knuble 26th

Assists
H. Sedin, 63
Thornton, 61
St. Louis, 55
Backstrom, 54
Richards 54
Ovechkin 6th, Green 9th, Semin 29th

Plus/Minus
Ovechkin, 42
Schultz, 37
H. Sedin, 32
Backstrom, 32
D. Sedin, 32
Green 7th, Semin 9th, Knuble 14th, Poti 17th, Morrison, 26th, Fehr 30th

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

In all the categories there are at least 3 Washington players, if you go to top 30…just wow.

by RockinRed4Life on Mar 11, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I count at least 4 in the top 30 in each category :)

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

When the team’s goal differential is +75, well, those goals are coming from somewhere. Buncha lousy puckhogs.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone keep an eye on Marty St. Louis tomorrow. Can’t have him getting past Lars.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

In the points, I mean. He’s already ahead of Nicky in assists. Must be the Stamkos factor.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the numbers are wrong, as Nicky should have 55 assists already – they made a big point of it last night during the broadcast.

by DrinkingPartner on Mar 11, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

During the game last night they rescored an assist on Green’s second goal, gave one to OV and ended up bumping Backis. Hence 54 is the current total.

by cuqui on Mar 11, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

And I would absolutely not be shocked if Stamkos takes the Rocket Richard trophy with the way he’s been playing of late.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That guy is insanely good. I had no idea. I’m chalking up last year to Melrose being an airhead. Stamkos and Hedman are pretty decent building blocks.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah. Last year wasn’t all on Melrose. I think Stamkos needed another year to build muscle and learn how to play against NHL players. He started to find his game late last year and then this year he really has turned it on. He’s on a ridiculous scoring pace right now and I could see him staying hot enough to pass AO and Sid while those guys are gripping the sticks battling each other.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t watch much TBL, especially last year, so you’re probably right.

Do you think Stamkos is for real, though? Franchise-type player?

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I do. He skates like the wind and has plenty of skill. He had all that hype coming out of the OHL and then his slow start I think made people think he wasn’t as good as the hype, but I don’t buy that. Hockey fans have been spoiled by all the great success players have had right out of juniors, so I think there is too much pressure on young guys in general now. But Stamkos can play, that’s for sure.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

He certainly is playing better under Tocchet than he did under Torts. Torts was a wrong fit coach for him.

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by CapsFan75 on Mar 11, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Well he never played for Torts, and only had a brief stint under Melrose so I don’t know how much you can conclude.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Best part of me being about me not being able to watch the TB games tomorrow and next Saturday is not having to watch St. Lopis make the Caps look bad.

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Lopis = Louis in my pathetic typing world.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

wanted to point out, the Caps lead the NHL in plus-minus with a +65.

Second? Chicago, with a +43.

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Look at our little Nicky all growns up on the league leaders lists. Maybe people are comparing Crosby to the wrong Capital!

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by Scott in Shaw on Mar 11, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I have had that same thought before too. I mean, numbers aside, they even are actually in the same position at center.

by RockinRed4Life on Mar 11, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Shhhhh. Don’t wake them from their slumbers.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

From CoppernBlue

A look at the European League rankings. It’s not a lot, but it’s worth a quick look. Definitely a couple surprises.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

If the KHL is the best Europe has to offer, :: facepalm ::

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha. That’s not the biggest shock to me; I expected that. Where the SEL falls was the biggest surprise.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That too. I was a little concerned when Mackan’s team made a big deal about the arrival of their new star winger defenseman. He’s 16 years old.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Well the guy may just be that good. I was more surprised because it seems like guys from the SEL do a real good job of jumping in to the NHL as compared to other leagues. The CZE and FIN leagues may just be older and more experienced leagues.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

And the Czechs may be burning off the last of their well-developed players – I saw something that said youth hockey is not doing well at all there (and Slovakia)

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct. The WJC performances and draft numbers support that point.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

coughRussiacough

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That being said, the Swedes have a lot of great players in an excellent development pipeline. Russia better get on the ball or Sochi is going to go even worse for them – and on home ice.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Their defense sucks.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

And looking at the last couple drafts I’m not sure where the reinforcements are coming from. Kulikov will be ready (developed in the QMJHL) and Orlov might be ready. But Russia isn’t exactly teeming with prospects like SWE.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

When Volchenkov and Grebeshkov are your best defensemen, thats trouble.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Tyutin isn’t bad either, but he’s not great. I think Volchenkov is going to play 28 minutes a night in Sochi unless they have some super-stud develop before then. Because the guy that could supplant Volchenkov is not in the NHL right now.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot about Tyutin, but you’re right, Volchenkov is better.

Do you think AV is the best Russian D on earth attm?

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah he probably is. Gonchar is slowing down but he still has the best offensive game of any Russian D, I’d say. But if you say “you can have one Russian D on your team for the Cup run” I’d take AV without hesitation.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Gonchar won’t be there in Sochi, I don’t think. Neither will Markov. Grebeshkov might. That doesn’t look good, and I don’t know of any Russian defensive prospects off the top of my head.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I forgot about Markov. He’s young, he’ll be in Sochi. I might take him over AV but for our needs I think AV is the better fit. AO and Markov are tight though so there is that consideration.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

He’ll be 35 in Sochi. Doable.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Considering Gonchar is like 37 and he just played, and they don’t have anyone to replace him, I’d bet on it. Didn’t realize Markov was that old already.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Dmitri Orlov is our Russian D prospect, and Kulikov is a rookie in FLA and he’s having a good year. That’s all I know of.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

real shame that the Czechs and Slovaks haven’t be able to continue to produce elite talent. I always hate to see countries drop off like that.

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by RedBirdie on Mar 11, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Real America Hero +1?

gfcapsfan asked about the Carlson +/- issue (goal where he was credited with assist, but they claimed he was off the ice so he lost out on the plus) last night in the GDT. For the latest on the issue from Vogs go here.

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by CP2Devil on Mar 11, 2010 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

And Poti and Corvo lose a plus. Fitting.

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by J.P. on Mar 11, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

anyone know

If there’s anything on NHLN game wise tonight?

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

MIN/DET is on now.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

nvm

Wild-Wings. That should be good. Great filler for all this free time pregame.

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by Chris Burton on Mar 11, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

i know i asked this a while ago, but now that it’s closer to the game (relatives coming in from out of town, i’m hoping to get them into the caps)………..will there be a practice at Kettler saturday morning? there’s another game sunday afternoon in chicago….

by 8vechkin on Mar 11, 2010 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t know for sure, but I suspect the Caps will pack up their gear and fly to Chicago right after the game tomorrow night. The game on Sunday is extremely early – a 12:30 Eastern start, which translates to 11:30 Chicago time plus the clocks spring forward for Daylight Savings time which means the game will start at essentially 10:30 in the morning, DC body-clock time.

Which is ridiculously early to play hockey.

It seems to me that it would make more sense for them to practice in Chicago, but I’m not their scheduler.

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by EmilyB on Mar 11, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh yeah, forgot about daylight savings… you’re probably right.

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by kellobellow on Mar 11, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

No way to know for sure until they put it on the website or tweet it… If I had to guess, I’d say they’ll probably practice at 11, and then fly out to Chicago on Saturday afternoon.

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by kellobellow on Mar 11, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m trying to root for PIT and I just can’t. I want CAR to lose but my soul is just rooting for them against my will. I found myself hoping Cole scored on that breakaway.

Killer_Carlson and Steckel Me Elmo are like brothers to me. And when I say brothers I don't mean like actual brothers. I mean it like how black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.

by Fehr and Balanced on Mar 11, 2010 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

I’d say you should be ashamed of yourself, but I’m in the same boat.

I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub... sand... in your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Mar 11, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Atlanta down 2-1 with 2:21 to go. Not that the division is on anyone’s mind or should be, but sad for it to be decided THIS early.

by Davethecapsfan on Mar 11, 2010 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Columbus takes a penalty with 1:25 left. Gotta spice it up right?

by Davethecapsfan on Mar 11, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

…and game. Check off the division.

by Davethecapsfan on Mar 11, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The Caps are in the playoffs! ATL loses 2-1 to CLS!

Только игра! Почему надо быть сумасшедший?

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by cobracg on Mar 11, 2010 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

And now having noted it…on to bigger fish to fry.

by Davethecapsfan on Mar 11, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahah I think Pothier just beat the Pens in OT. Epic.

by Davethecapsfan on Mar 11, 2010 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

He did. Join us in the OT Hockey thread. It’s fun!

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by terpgrrl on Mar 11, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

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