"Can I tell you a funny story? Before you came in today, I was sitting right here and a head pokes...

"Can I tell you a funny story? Before you came in today, I was sitting right here and a head pokes in the door, and it was ... let's just say a young D-man. He's got a little box of the comb-in moustache dye, and this is all he says, right? Are you ready? He just puts his head in and he goes 'You want in?'"
Brett Leonhardt, Caps Report, November 10, 2010, at about 39 minutes in.

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Yep, basically rec’ing anything with that moustache in it.

"DON'T SAY THAT! Please! That is the worst, most stupid thing anyone could say! Cause it quite clearly isn't "only a game." I mean if it was do you honestly think I'd care this much?"

by Bald Pollack on Nov 12, 2010 9:05 AM EST reply actions

I can’t even look at Karl anymore without dissolving into giggles.

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by boutros23 on Nov 12, 2010 9:42 AM EST reply actions

I know its for charity...

…but this kid and facial hair. No doubt he knows he’s getting attention for it.

I wonder how long it would take Semin or Backstrom to grow a mustache like that…

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by MikeL-Pivonka on Nov 12, 2010 9:51 AM EST reply actions

My wife last night, of this moustache, noted that she doesn’t think the carpet matches the curtains.

I was just impressed she knew that phrase.

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by J.P. on Nov 12, 2010 10:25 AM EST reply actions

I don’t think that’s what folks usually call “the carpet.” Perhaps it’s “the bathmat?”

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Nov 12, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions

Cuffs don’t match the collar?

Got my user name back from the dingo...

by alex_k on Nov 12, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions

easy way to find out, with a moustache like that that, I’m sure he’s naked on film somewhere. total porn stache.

by capsfansteve on Nov 12, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions

Just compare the color to the photos of his playoff beard.

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by oldemystix on Nov 12, 2010 2:19 PM EST reply actions

Helloooooooooooo!

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by Holt Worth on Nov 12, 2010 6:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

this looks darker than his playoff beard

King Karl had an awesome playoff beard and mustache, but it was more red than this.

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by miseenjeu on Nov 12, 2010 7:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

It’s the dye! Silly Karl.

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by boutros23 on Nov 12, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions

I thought it looked too dark.

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by patred48 on Nov 13, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions

It frightens me.

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by CapitalCentre on Nov 12, 2010 11:00 PM EST reply actions