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are Ovi and Nick doing the limbo in that pick?

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by kurlNdrag on Jan 8, 2010 7:10 AM EST reply actions  

after Nick scored his first goal, Ovi went over to celebrate and lost his balance, and slid into Nick taking them both out. It was pretty funny. Ovi was laughing his ass off

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 8, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

It was almost pretty unfunny… look at that right knee… yikes.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I felt the same way.

by bigeugene on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Jeez, good point. Didn’t notice that from 407, or in the photo this AM.

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 8, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Warming up for the big RUS-SWE match in VAN?

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Or the RUS-FIN match, per the AP Photo caption:

Washington Capital center Nicklas Backstrom (19), of Finland, reacts as teammate Alex Ovechkin, left, of Russia, falls down as he comes over to congratulate Backstrom on his third-period NHL hockey game goal

by bagace on Jan 8, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Until one of those guys hangs it up

This will continue to happen on a consistent basis

by reesem37 on Jan 8, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

What I love is that not only do the Wild have a Niklas Backstrom, they also have a double-nickel Schultz on D.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I was listening to a Caps/Leafs game on the way home from Hershey on XM, they picked up the Toronto feed. Joe Bowen kept calling Jeff Schultz “Nick Schultz”

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard that too, which is surprising because I turned that game off pretty quick. Depressing.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it’s safe to say that I laughed my ass off.

I laughed my ass off when Brodeur went all paddle-to-Brooks’-face, too. I mean, I felt bad for Brooksie, but that was funny as shit.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 8, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I lol’d so hard.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I must have missed that…what happened?

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 8, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

A puck popped up in the air in front of the crease. Marty swung his paddle at it to try and bat it into the corner, but he just flattened Brooksie’s nose instead. Slo-mo replay was GREAT.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

And Brooks’ reaction to it afterward was just as good, as he just kinda widens his eyes, and gives a “Woo” mouth and he tries to remember where he is.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 8, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

also not funny: joeB saying something like “oh no, ovie takes a nasty spill” and then comcast cutting away for 5 replays of the goal without letting us know whether ovechkin was okay.

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 8, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

They do that, all the time – and they cut to the close cams so we can’t see the play. The video crew on CSN-DC makes me nuts.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

So that’s what Nicky’s “Oh” face looks like..

by Cluster on Jan 8, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Was mainly joking, but thanks, I didn’t get back to the house until the end of the first period.

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by kurlNdrag on Jan 8, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

CSN Washington has posted a short video: “Nicklas Backstrom on Ovechkin’s Tackle” – can’t get the direct link, but it is up on http://www.csnwashington.com

by abfarley on Jan 8, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Jose looked good last night. I hope to see him get the nod tomorrow in Atlanta.

by Caps_Chick on Jan 8, 2010 7:26 AM EST reply actions  

I submit that he wasn’t tested nearly as severely as he will be tomorrow night.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Likely true. But that doesn’t take away from what he did last night.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 8:25 AM EST up reply actions  

True, especially when soft goals have been the major problem.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I was very pleased with his performance last night; there wasn’t a thing he could really do on either goal.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 8, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah he was fine. The first goal looked a bit weak from my seats but I didn’t see the deflection until I got home and saw OTF. Nothing he can do there.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I felt like everyone in the arena was holding their breath until the first save. But I agree that he looked pretty solid.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 8:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe because I think most people were.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I definitely was.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

So was I.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m praying I get to see Varly against the Leafs. I saw Theodore last year. Did not go so well as I’ve mentioned (against CBJ).

by HeartbreakRidge on Jan 8, 2010 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Here’s hopin’. We’ve got some time between now and then.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m praying I get to see Varly against the Leafs

I wouldn’t hold my breath. Neuvy is probably the safer bet as I would think that Varly will have another conditioning assignment once the knee is feeling better.

by Yoshietree on Jan 8, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I know I sure was… but agreed that he did look solid all evening, which had to help his confidence tremendously!

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

i will forever do so after attending Jose’s first game ever as a Cap vs. Chicago. Ouch.

by ns on Jan 8, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, Theo’s first game as a Cap was even less impressive than the beginning of the Chicago game. Yankaroo!

by Cluster on Jan 8, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

So glad I was at the Bears game for that one.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

It seemed like every start he had he was going to let in a goal on the first shot.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

true story – had a goalie on a rec team of mine that went on a four or five game streak of letting in the first shot he faced. So next game after the faceoff one of our D literally shot the puck at his leg pad from right in front of the crease.

Streak over.

by panic13 on Jan 8, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

First and last shots of a period are a huge mental thing. Neat way you ended the streak though =]

I had a game where we were up by a few goals and the ref called a horrible penalty on our team so right after the faceoff was won we put the puck in the net to get our guy out.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s fucking great. I’m going to try and use that one (though I doubt I will be able to, because my team sucks.)

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

What night you play? Need a ringer?

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by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Wednesdays. I’ll let you know next time it looks like we’re going to need a guy.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ringahhhhhhhhhh

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I once saw a goalie ask his own team to shoot on him towards the end of the game because he had only seen a handful of pucks during the game.

I understand him asking as a joke, but it made the team look disrespectful of the opponent.

by panic13 on Jan 8, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I am not a fan of that. I’ve asked guys to stop when that’s happened to me while I’m in net.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m very relieved he was able to play well last night. I feel sorry for the guy. And then I realize he’s still a pro athlete, and I sort of stop feeling sorry for him.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jan 8, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

After getting his lone point in a dog's age....

…Sha-Mo may get demoted??? What’s a guy gotta do to get some respect around here? He’s like the guy who gets a phone call from a voice saying “Come on over Baby, there’s no one home.” And he goes over and there’s no one home.

That said yes please to the return of Karl “Just a Paper Transaction” Alzner.

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 8:06 AM EST reply actions  

Right or wrong, perhaps the threat of an Alzner recall is a lot more real than before for the vets, and subpar performances would lead to a night in the press box watching Alzner on ice (baseless speculation).

But if ShaMo’s healthy and starts to play like a guy who’s making almost $2m and realizes he’s going onto the FA market next year, bully for the recall threat.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Has he shown any indication of stepping up his game? Maybe we should’ve known to expect this when he and his agent essentially said, “Hey, I’m not getting any better, so you don’t have to pay me any more than you did last year” this past summer.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 8:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong, I’m with you on this; he’s had more “equipment issues” in the last couple weeks than in two years. I’d presume starting him with GreenLife52 last night was perhaps a way to maybe jumpstart him more than anything, but I’m just spitballing rationalizations right now.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Please. Mo was awful last night (as has been the case on most nights this year), secondary assist on a great individual notwithstanding. He had the worst Corsi of anyone in the entire game last night, and has been arguably the team’s worst defenseman on the season.

I assume you were kidding around, but I still wanted to throw those numbers out there.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Do you remember any specific gaffes?

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I do not. Perhaps “awful last night” was a tad harsh (though the Corsi argue otherwise) and is more applicable to his season on the whole than this one game.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree. I don’t think he played poorly. I don’t think any of the D did last night, with the exception of the dance party along the far boards that left Cheechoo wide open in front of the net for his goal.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Because it’s Friday and out of respect for you, I won’t comment on a certain Dman getting a little out of position on that first goal.

by Fehrskine on Jan 8, 2010 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you see the wacky backwards pass that Foligno made along the boards? That would have thrown anybody out of whack.

Ok, I had just forgotten about that, it wasn’t great. But it wasn’t the kind of “what the fuck is he doing” moment that we usually see at least once a game from the D group.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

amen to that. and can’t blame him too much for getting a little tied up with the winger blasting down the side. wasn’t the easiest play.

by Fehrskine on Jan 8, 2010 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

By the way definitely kidding. My sarcasm: ##needsmoredripping

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I dunno… I was at least on the verge of “what the fuck is he doing” as Green kept backing in and backing in and backing in…

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Wasn’t he just staying with his man, though? Only watched the play once, so I could be wrong.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s not how I saw it. What I saw was the Caps in great position at the blueline, with Poti and Green between the Sens and the goal and Backstrom coming on the backcheck. Then Backstrom and Green ended up with the same guy and Green never closed the gap on the guy with the puck. Miscommunication, at the very least, because they went from “fine” to “fucked” pretty quick.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Bruce has the forwards backchecking up the middle to keep the pucks (and shots) to the outside. Foligno’s goofy back-pass just created a gap that let the shot come through and clink in off Green’s foot. I’m not going to hang that goal on anybody in particular.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m not saying that Green’s failure to step up was the proximate cause of the goal, but it was a contributing factor. I’m sure they’ll go over it on tape – good goal to learn from, IMO.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

On a semi-related note, I lived in Kamloops BC for 3 years and watched the WHL Blazers play on a regular basis. I remember seeing Robyn Regehr, Colton Orr and forcryingoutloud even Bob Gainey’s son Steve play for them. It wasn’t until years later when wondering where Sha-Mo played Junior that I watched him for 3 years without even knowing it. Amazed the guy even made the NHL and has stayed here, and not been an AHL lifer.

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

BTW, is your screen name a tribute to Bill Clinton?

by Fehrskine on Jan 8, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Mine. No I am Canadian. It’s a tribute to Bengt Gustafsson.

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

….but Bengt isn’t Canadian! (smiley emoticon.)

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 8, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

That play was the sole blemish on Backstrom’s nice night. Erskine and Pothier both had men (maybe Brian had the wrong one) but Nicky was floating through the face off circle half a rink away from Chechoo.

by Sct112 on Jan 8, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

That last goal (that Ottawa scored) essentially was a “who cares” sort of goal. The Caps had the game basically won as there was no way on Earth that Ottawa would score 4 goals in 2 minutes.

All it did was screw up the stats of the Caps on the ice and decreased JT’s save percentage and goals against percentage.

I would not throw any of our guys under the bus for that goal.

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 8, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

If the complaint about this team is that they don’t play a full 60 minutes, then “who cares” goals matter.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

The Caps played 58 minutes of hockey. (Hey, it’s an improvement over 40, as they did earlier this year.)

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 9, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Right – 58 is not 60.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 9, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and thanks to Space Against Weed and Missy for stopping by last night’s GDT.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 8:23 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d , they always make great guests. And great hosts too

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

The Nucks Misconduct people generally are good peeps. I hang out there sometimes but couldn’t stay up for the whole game.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

You should try on Saturday Night for the Nucks-Flames game. Should be a great game

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh yes. The Flames are not exactly loved up there, and the feeling is mutual. Should be a good tilt.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Oooh! That’s going to be interestink!

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

 Brooks looks so mean in that scrum picture!

by highslot84 on Jan 8, 2010 8:28 AM EST reply actions  

You’re right on with Chimera. He’s not the fighter that Neal is but still, someone needed to step up.

I’ve seen him in person a couple of times now. The dude is incredibly fast for his size. But his stick work appears horrible. Terrible trying to chip pucks on the boards and keep the cycle going. Hopefully he’s just off a little now and it’s going to get better.

by Fehrskine on Jan 8, 2010 8:38 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah, I notice the puck jumped his blade a time or two. I don’t think you can put that on him, though.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Was it the ice? Careful….Mr. Leonsis will get you!

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope this is it, b/c the guy’s got serious wheels and could be a beast on the forecheck.

by Fehrskine on Jan 8, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

WIth his speed and size he may be the best forechecker on our team.

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

My friend Bratt Madley would like to have a word with you.

Mainly to tell you you’re correct.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Lintin Quaing agrees

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

so does Prof. Humbert Humbert

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s a left turn.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

dammit. its going to be hard not to call him that from here on.

by ns on Jan 8, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Rec’ing for wisdom in a parenthetical way.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Such is my reasoning for the Sloan contract (only one that’s sensical other than “must be a great room guy”)

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually...

That’s the big reason that got pushed yesterday, and I’d tend to agree with it… Boudreau’s system is crazy, and it does take some getting used to, but damn if it doesn’t work!

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Right. That’s what I was (parenthetically) getting at, though I’m not sure I’m buyin’ as much of it as they’re sellin’.

Then again, maybe it’s why BMo’s slumping and Knuble hasn’t hit his stride. Blame the brilliance of the system for all that ails ya!

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Knuble is old and too slow for his linemates and BMo is just in a funk.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Every player goes through slow stretches. We’ve seen this. I’m reserving judgment on Knuble until the playoffs.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Knuble’s just being used wrong, that’s all.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

As I said last night if K-Nub is going to be on the first line, all he should be doing is Tomas Holmstrom impressions when there

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

That, and doing the dirty work to win puck possession the way he did last night.

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I definitely like his chances to come away with the puck when he’s one-on-one with a D behind the net.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s hard to impersonate Holmstrom when your linemates shoot the puck off the rush every time down the ice.

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by D'ohboy on Jan 8, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Knuble should have had two last night. Ovie is always ahead of the play, but Backstrom could make Knuble deadly. Lets see if Bruce is willing to have just a bit of patience and keep them together for more than 2 periods at a time.

by Sct112 on Jan 8, 2010 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I agree. In theory, that line should be a killer. The problem is that Ovie and Backis are going to have to slow the play down a bit if Knuble’s going to be doing any net-crashing/goalie-screening.

A little patience, by the players and the coach, is called for.

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by D'ohboy on Jan 8, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but in the world, Ovechkin and Backstrom need a speedy line-mate. I’d want Flash, Perreault, Semin, and Chimera all on their line before Knuble, just based on tempo. And I still think the alternating tempos of Ovechkin-Backstrom-Semin and Laich-Morrison-Knuble would tire out defenses and make them have to prepare for two completely different offenses.

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by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I disagree.

I think that Knuble is (and will be) just fine. I don’t think that any of those “fast” guys with the exception of Semin are in a play that Knuble isn’t. Knubs looked as good last night as I remember him looking.

by Sct112 on Jan 8, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s also the whole “broken pinkie finger” factor that probably was more of a factor than people would like to think…

Agreed – he did look good last night. :-)

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it’s less of a factor than you think, based on the amount of posts you’ve posted on the pinkie, heh.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he’s fine, I just think it’s not for the best in our “Optimal Line Configuration According To I, Me, I’m Mage.”
Or, as the statisticians call it, the OLCATIMIM

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by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

This coming from the coach that is 0-1 in the Japers’ rink classic. I’m skeptical.

That said, my proposed lines are based entirely on my NHL10 lines which are fucking sweet.

by Sct112 on Jan 8, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I’m ashamed to admit it, but mine are too.

But when you have a GM like me, it’s crazy.
Ovechkin-Backstrom-Semin
Chimera-Morrison-Knuble
Laich-Arnott-Bradley
Flash-Steckel-Fehr (With Gordon rotating in when we need defense instead of Flash).

Shit, four scoring lines.

Defense of
Green-Schultz
Niedermayer-Alzner
Pothier-Morrisonn (Erskine a healthy scratch unless we’re playing a slower team)

Goalies of
JS. Giguere
S. Varlamov.

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by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I would love to see Arnott as 2/3C. Think you forgot Tom Poti though.

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope. he was part of my trade for Niedermayer.

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by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Mage,

My own personal choice for scoring lines are:

OBS — front line
Flash/BMo/Fehr
Chimera/Perrault/Laich
Bradley/Stecks/Gordon

(No matter what we do, we should have 2 or even 3 scoring lines.)

But since the combinations of the last two nights have worked, I assume Bruce will go with those lines.

Although the OBS and KLM combinations have done well in the past, with the KLM tailing off first. (Or do you prefer another abbreviation for Laich/Morrison/Knuble).

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 8, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This coming from the coach that is 0-1 in the Japers’ rink classic. I’m skeptical.

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by Christoph J on Jan 8, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The cast of characters on our KLM line have all been in a slump, as of late. But at least Knuble scored last night.

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 8, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds familiar…

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by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I know. I was just messin’.

I don’t think it’s 22’s speed (or lack thereof) as much as a lack of chemistry. Give it a little more time (say, a few games in a row without reuniting the Care Bears). I mean, Viktor Kozlov wasn’t exactly speedy and he did fine for himself.

Agreed on BMo. Again, chemistry. What I wouldn’t give to see three straight games with the same lines.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

You’ve got two so far except for the fourth line scratch. That doesn’t relate to this in my mind.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed – mix up the 4th line all you want, I’m talking about the top three.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Right. Well, we’ve got two in a row and two strong performances. Fingers crossed for a third :)

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I gotta disagree about Kozzy. He was sneaky fast with that big lopey stride.

Me and Allan May agree about the lines.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Consistency in defensive pairings and offensive lines? Crazy talk!

Much credibilty to my eyes you have lost Oviewan.

by Sct112 on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Given that he’s posted some nice point totals in the past, I don’t think he has bad hands, though you’re right that he’s coughing up the puck a little too easily right now.

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

One of the points made in ‘The Kovalchuk Question’ is that Neuvirth would like be in the package to get him. Why on earth would ATL want another young netminder with NHL ability when their crease is already jammed with Lehtonen and Pavalec? Not to mention that they have a veteran backup as well.

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by Knee high to a duck on Jan 8, 2010 8:44 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

I don’t think they would.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

To get a monopoly on the future of the Czech national team?

I got nothin’.

by brs03 on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

They might be getting tired of Lehtonen’s injury crap since they keep giving him 1 year deals and he keeps getting hurt.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

That might be, but with Pavelec, you’ve got a sweet prospect. The guy has gaffes, but he’s had to face 100 more shots than Pekka Rinne, which if you think about it, is three to four more average games of shots, and the save percentages are similar in few games played than Rinne. Pavelec’s two shutouts weren’t exactly 14 save shut outs, either. His numbers don’t accurately reflect where he is in his development.

That said, I would not trade Varlamov, Neuvirth, or Holtby for him straight up.

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by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, what teams might be interested in young goaltending, and of those teams, which ones might have something we’d have any interest in?

Not to mention, I don’t know that I’m comfortable trading Neuvirth given all the injury issues Varly’s had and Theodore’s inconsistency.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Not to come off totally snarky here. But I am wondering, aren’t most of the veteran goaltenders fitting the backup role available rather inconsistent like Theo? If anyone, I wouldn’t mind getting Roloson if we were able to unload Theo but would he be happy in a backup role?

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Rolo has the Kolzig thing where he doesn’t want to be a backup at all, if I recall correctly.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m still not opposed to trying to bring Theo back…with a huge discount. He hasn’t been the most reliable goalie, but he gives the team a chance to win more times than not…

/flame on.

by Yoshietree on Jan 8, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah, if we’re not going to trade Neuvy (and I hope we don’t), then he needs to be up here sharing time with Varly.

And I forgot to take pics of the Schultz stick for you.. I’m in a cold medicine haze, but I’ll try to remember tonight.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

no flaming here. I agree with you. And he’s not nearly as fragile as Varly, which is a plus.

The Swedish equivalent of Tom Poti should feel shame.

by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I have a very mild preference this way as well, much as I love Neuvirth. I don’t like the idea of a tandem of two young goalies.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

You probably just see the #25 and expect Kozlov’s hands…I did it last game myself.

by Kewibr on Jan 8, 2010 8:45 AM EST reply actions  

Not Sugden’s?

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Mike Grier’s?

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

The hands of a sturgeon.

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by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Sounds fishy. I’m sure you just threw it out there for the halibut.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he should scale back a little bit

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok, guys calm down. No need to get in a roe over this.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Now you’re fishing… cod we please clam up? Sheesh, some people are just shellfish…

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah, I think the reaching is minnow-mal right now. It’s fine. Sometimes you just can’t kelp it.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Now now, don’t get all crabby on us.

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I won’t, if people quit tuna-ing me up… ;-)

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

floundering around for a witty reply, but still guppying down my first cup of coffee

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by renhoak on Jan 8, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, quit carping. :-p

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Often in life, our biggest anemones are from within.

I repeat myself when under stress, I repeat myself when under stress, I repeat myself when under stress, I repeat ...

by renhoak on Jan 8, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate all of you.

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Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

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by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

perhaps some coral reefer would help, good sir?

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by renhoak on Jan 8, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Easy now,don’t blow a seal.

"I tried to capture the spirit of the thing"

by tuvanhillbilly on Jan 8, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You’re just hooked on the wordplay!

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

That is an absolutely bassless argument.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Oy. Y’all are giving me a haddock.

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by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

What’s that? Speaking up, my herring’s shot.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

In unrelated news, I can’t god damn type today.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Me too. I’m completely out of it. Been a loooong week.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I left my k-cups at home this morning for the 5th day in a row.. so no coffee to help out, either.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Very long. TGIF.

Had trouble getting to sleep last night – was jazzed up over the game.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

TWO threads of fun puns? I missed out this morning.

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Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

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by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, and both of them smelt

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by ThePeerless on Jan 8, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I shad such high hopes for this thread…

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by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

The amount of puns is making me feel a little eel..

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s a slippery slope we travel…

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

not to worry—it’s starting to petr out.

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

It seems that way, but someone will rise to the bait again, I’m sure.

by bigeugene on Jan 8, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I knew seeing the post count when I woke up that either there were puns or there was some trolling going on.

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

either there were puns or there was some trolling going on.

Which is worse?…

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 8, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The problem with trolling is you really have to orc at it.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, whatever: water under the bridge, now.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 8, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

O greally?

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if WM had made my remark.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, peeps, how many pun threads today?!?

This is getting out of controll

by bigeugene on Jan 8, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s not a game day.. happens.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Could’ve been bunny-and-bubbles talk instead.

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Jan 8, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Hal GIll begs to differ.

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Give Chimera Grier’s OR Sugden’s hands, and I think we’d all be happier…

by Kewibr on Jan 8, 2010 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Unrelated – That Canoe article is pretty strong stuff. “Plyuschev is the worst coach the Russian juniors have had in the last ten years?” “He probably didn’t like my face, that’s all”? Ouch.

Coming out that strongly against a coach does make me wonder about Kugryshev, though given the Russians’ tendency to be frank more than polished in interviews, perhaps it’s simply a cultural thing.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:21 AM EST reply actions  

We gotta start making room in Hershey for guys like him and Della Rovere.. which makes me wonder which Bears are going to be moving up next season.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

i wouldn’t mind seeing Andrew Gordon may be getting a few more games up here. His first game vs the Avs was nice

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Wasn’t that Beagle?

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope Gordon..got 2 assists

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

oops it was Kyle Wilson…my bad

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Andrew Gordon didn’t do a lot when he was up here, but then he wasn’t up for long.

I’m looking for a possible addition of Perreault.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Definitely Matty, but Wilson looked almost as good in his limited time up here.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. I didn’t see enough sample size on Wilson to make a true judgment, though.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d be curious to see if he could sustain it for as long as Perreault did.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I would, too.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I think they are different players. MP is probably a top 6 guy and Wilson is probably a bottom 6 guy. We’ll see though.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Fully backing Matty.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Wilson’s time was limited because he wasn’t as good as MP, though he played a very intelligent game.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d cut him some slack. He got called up to play in the TOR game back in Nov, and traveling all day. Didn’t get a practice in with the team at all.

by bagace on Jan 8, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

How about “after traveling all day”. Seems to make more sense :-/

by bagace on Jan 8, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

MP probably has the inside track on that, with Osala as a outside shot.

"I know it holds 17 1/2 beers."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

But if OO hasn’t even gotten a look yet this year I wonder where he really is.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He may not still be over his knee(?) injury. Adding onto the fact that nobody’s really going to leave in the offseason (unless a trade happens), his odds have got to be kinda long for breaking camp with the team next year.

"I know it holds 17 1/2 beers."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Not putting up Stellar numbers, either.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I am so looking forward to seeing Delly in Hershey, though isn’t there a minimum age for Hershey?

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep. I think that’s why he didn’t start with them this year.

"I know it holds 17 1/2 beers."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Most likely. Delly is how old now?

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s 19. He’ll be 20 before the end of the year (otherwise he couldn’t have been drafted), so he can play with the Bears.

by brs03 on Jan 8, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Good, so chances are we’ll see him in chocolate and white next year.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Or at the end of his Junior season.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Good point. Looking forward to that, but he might just sit and watch since the Bears already have one player in that mold in Steve Pinnizotto. Unrelated – I want to see Pinner get a shot in Washington.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Personally, I hope he takes his team on a Memorial Cup run (though I’d love to see an American team win the Memorial Cup this year. Eff Canada).

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That he’d say those things publicly is mildly concerning, I agree.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Must be a fan of Mikael Samuelsson

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess in some ways he’s still a kid, but I whistled as I read it. Of course, the coach isn’t blameless either if he’s throwing Filatov under the bus.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

The coach is an idiot (more or less), according to multiple sources. But that still doesn’t mean that players should call him such.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SRSLY.

I about dropped my teeth reading that.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Coming out that strongly against a coach does make me wonder about Kugryshev

No. Kugryshev is aces, and the Caps organization should be working hard behind the scenes to make sure he knows he has their support. Team Russia was an absolute circus this year, and reading between the lines of the interviews with Kugryshev, who was cut from the team one day before the tournament, and Filatov, who was stripped of his captaincy before their final game, I think there was a lot of ham-handed pressure being put on the North American players to return to Russia and play for the K.

Plus as the RMNB article suggests, the team really and truly was not prepared to play at the necessary level. That is the fault of the organization, not of its players.

I’ve been noodling through a long-form article on this subject with lots of links. If I actually write it look for it on Sunday or so.

Nothing I’ve seen about Kugryshev indicates anything other than that he is a great guy and a good guy to have on your team. His English is better than Ovechkin’s, he is graceful with the media, and he channeled his disappointment re: WJC into lots of goals for the Remparts when he returned.

I hope he has a long and productive career in Noth American hockey.

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by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa, girlfriend. Easy on, I’m just raising an eyebrow, I’m not jumping down his throat. I never said it was Kugryshev’s fault or the fault of any other player – I don’t have enough information to say whether he’s right or not, so I’m reserving judgment. I’m just commenting that that’s a very strong article for a hockey player. Now the Russians can be like that, and it may just be a cultural thing, but I’m hoping it doesn’t get him in trouble.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry. Not jumping at you personally. As you can tell, I’m a little exercised about this subject. I’ve been thinking about it quite a bit lately.

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by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a pressure on the Russsian players to return to Russia and play for the K. But, looking at that article, if Kugryshev is right, Filatov is talking about moving back to North America.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Right. To me it’s this simple: would you rather “your guy” blast someone in public when he’s disappointed or not? I’m not sure I follow any rationale for the former.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

The public blasting, I think, is the main problem most people see in the quote. Unfortunately, coming out and saying something like "Plyuschev is the worst coach the Russian juniors have had in the last ten years" is a very harsh commentary, and even if folks do tend to agree with it, it isn’t “done,” if you know what I mean… you just don’t come out and say stuff like that in a public forum.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Its the same reason you don’t talk shit about your last employer in a job interview. People don’t like negativity and they don’t like it when folks try and push the blame elsewhere, no matter how correct it is to do so.

by Sct112 on Jan 8, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Right. Blasting the guy in public, even if it’s fully deserved, could turn people against him, and that’s something none of us want.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d it zero, smokey.

"I know it holds 17 1/2 beers."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

always will rec The Big L. ‘course now I’m craving white russians.

"I tried to capture the spirit of the thing"

by tuvanhillbilly on Jan 8, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Which brings us back to Kugryshev. Nice.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

,,oohh..

"I tried to capture the spirit of the thing"

by tuvanhillbilly on Jan 8, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

So are you saying...

Kugryshev was over the line?

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Kugy is not the first Russian guy who didn’t make the Russian team for some reason. I recall when Semin didn’t make the Russian World Champ team one year when he didn’t report on time.

Maybe there’s hope for Kugy yet.

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 8, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of publicly calling out your coach, and this could be the death knell of Kugryshev on the Russian National Team, but he may be right. The Russian National Team is one of the most political hockey organizations there is; worse than Team USA, IMO.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

To be honest, I doubt Kugryshev cares. I have the impression that he is committed to playing in North America, and the playing for one’s country angle hasn’t occurred to him.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure he would proudly play for Russia, but a) he wants to be a pro in North America and b) he was treated rather roughly by ‘his country’.

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by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s also still young and probably pretty emotional about what went down. If the problem persists I can’t imagine BB or GMGM would put up with it down the line. While on the subject, didn’t someone who got snubbed from an Olympic team (Sweden I think?) utter something along the lines, “I’m sure I’ll regret this later but they can go fuck themselves.”? I’m sure I read that somewhere, but can’t remember who said it or where I read it.

by BradleyFightingVehicle on Jan 8, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Mikael Samuelsson, hence my previous post.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll start the GVT discussion....

I love GVT because when you look at the league leaders, it passes the smell test. Top 20 looks like an all-NHL roster, so it smells right to me. (all numbers and comments are minimum 10 GP)

NAME Total GVT
Alex Ovechkin 15.5
Mike Green 11.8
Nicklas Backstrom 11.7
Semyon Varlamov 10
Alexander Semin 8.1
Tomas Fleischmann 6.4
Eric Fehr 5.2
Brooks Laich 4.8
Brendan Morrison 4.4
Jeff Schultz 4.1
Mike Knuble 3.5
Matt Bradley 2.9
Brian Pothier 2.8
Tom Poti 2.2
Mathieu Perreault 1.2
John Erskine 0.7
Tyler Sloan 0.6
Karl Alzner 0.2
Milan Jurcina 0.1
Quintin Laing 0
Boyd Gordon -0.2
Shaone Morrisonn -0.3
David Steckel -0.6
Jose Theodore -3.1

Notes:

1 Theo is pathetic. 6th worst GVT in the league.
2 Ovechkin is #1 for forwards and Backstrom is #8.
3 Greenie is #2 for defensemen behind Duncan Keith.
4 Shamo is the only negative Caps defenseman.
5 Ovie’s GVT includes 2.3 attributable to defense, which is the highest for forwards on the team and relatively high for the league as well.

Side note: Crosby is #3 for forwards with 14.3, but 2.5 of that is Shootout GVT. 2.5 is so much higher than everyone else that it looks ridiculous. Very weird. Is he 5 for 5 on shootouts this year or something?

by psuscott1 on Jan 8, 2010 9:44 AM EST reply actions  

What gives with Steckel being so low?

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

2 goals in 43 games?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Doubt it measures faceoff success

by psuscott1 on Jan 8, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Pardon my ignorance… GVT is?

by MetalCap on Jan 8, 2010 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Goals versus Threshold

http://www.puckprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=233

“To explain in terms already familiar to sports statisticians, GVT is very similar to VORP in baseball: it is the value of a player, in goals, above what a replacement player would have contributed.”

by psuscott1 on Jan 8, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

LOVE that GVT is now available daily

Take out the Goalies and look only at the skaters, overall ranking:
1. Ovie
9. Green
10. Backis
33. Semin - take that haters! ’)

I take out the goalies b/c GVT points to (and the puck prospectus guys argue that) goalies have a dramatically larger impact on success or failure than even the best skaters (top 6 are all goalies, 9 of the most valuable 11 are goalies, etc.).

I wonder why Awad didn’t post this on puck prospectus. Anyway, I’m thrilled it’s up there, and thanks to the Rink for the link!

by CarlosLA on Jan 8, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s little doubt that Semin produces far more than the average player, but his remarkable inconsistencies seem to be attributed to just brain lapses, which you think he could fix, but he hasn’t. That’s what’s so frustrating about the guy. Still, crazy for the rest. That’s good for us.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

More GVT fun

GVT per Games Played (or, the rate stat version). Min 10 GP.

Overall ranks (goalies now become the top 12, and 15 of the top 16 with Ovie breaking in at #13):
1. Miller
2. Rask
3. VARLY!
9. Brent Johnson! (only 10 GP, but, ugh, we’ve got the wrong wiley vet, as if we didn’t already know)

Skaters only:
1. Ovie
2 & 3. The Sedins (just thought that was interesting)
10. Green
13. Backis
20. Semin

by CarlosLA on Jan 8, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

If BJ could have stayed healthy I would have loved for him to be the vet this year. He stepped up his play in a huge way last season.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Had a great run in the season before, as well.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Pictures

I did finally get to take the camera to the game last night – finally, a Caps game where it wasn’t raining! – and shot a bit over 300 images in warmups. I’ve posted a handful of the very best – including a couple of Laich, by request – to my LiveJournal. I can’t link to them from work, unfortunately, but I did get some really good shots, if I do say so myself… ;-) Enjoy!

Oh – and to the Laich-likers from last night: e-mail me and I’ll send you better resolution copies of what I’ve got.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 9:50 AM EST reply actions  

Astronaut

Sorry if I’ve missed this before, but does anyone know the deal with this guy? Personally, I think he’s hilariously random, but what inspires someone to dress up as a spaceman and come to hockey games?

by katzistan on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 AM EST reply actions  

First time he did it was the anniversary of the first moon landing.. he got a lot of play that night, I’m assuming he’s just doing it for attention/superstition now.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Except that the first moon landing was in June or July…

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

It was some moon anniversary.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it was the anniversary of the last moon landing, but that’s still an awfully random thing to celebrate at a hockey game of all places.

by katzistan on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

If you have a space suit, you probably find any excuse you can to wear it.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I saw that guy at the Carolina game…it was nuts.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

He should travel with the road crew.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I believe the first time he was there, it was the anniversary of the last moon landing. Caps won that night, so I guess you’d consider it a good luck charm and he kept coming back and the Caps continued to win. I understand that he wasn’t seen at the Carolina loss. I guess that means he might be undefeated.

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by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

So what’s their record with him there?

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I think 3 – 0 – 0.

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by renhoak on Jan 8, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m thinking with last night, he might be 4-0, but I can’t be sure.

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by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’d be nice to get a more interesting story than “He’s a former Rocket Bar owner/employee”. Not to disparage the story but you gotta at least admit it’s not too glamorous.

And while we’re at it, can someone tell me the cadence of the “All your fault” jeer? It’s kinda hard to hear in the upper bowl… Not to be too “Duke”-ish but maybe someone could hand out flyers at some point?

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Only if the flyers say “don’t do it.”

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Aww come on… Alzner seemed to really like it.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s a very Norfolkian chant, I can’t get behind it.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Okay, so that’s 2 votes against. Is it really that unpopular?

I like it. I like the college cheers/jeers. Maybe it’s because I didn’t go to a school that played hockey (Maryland) so it never wore thin, but I can’t believe that it’s that unpopular.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Got no problem with the “all your fault” chant…but the “O” needs to go. Seriously.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We really need to get rid of the “O!” Drives me batshit.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Same here. Every single time.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Surprisingly enough I was at a Wizards game last week (I know, I know spare me), and I was expecting a really loud “O!” and got…nothing. Er, almost nothing, I think I heard some people attempt it at the other end of the arena, but I got the sense that people weren’t having it. I don’t know if this is standard for Wizards games (first one I’ve been to in five years), but if it is, and they can figure it out, surely we can figure it out!

by BradleyFightingVehicle on Jan 8, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Even the crowd at Nationals games nipped that one in the bud. I guess some Caps fans can kinda, sorta, claim that it’s for Ovechkin and not the Orioles.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

The Crowd at Nats games should have been the first crowd in DC to not do it. It’s another team of the same sport.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Please God.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

How dare we let fans have fun.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

It’s whiny and negative.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

And something fun to do. Just like every chant that’s directed at an opposing player, and for some reason, these are easier to start than chants/songs for your own players.

No one got on board with “ALL HAIL HIS EXCELLENCY, ALEXANDER OVECHKIN! CALDER…” so I’ll get on board with all your fault.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I choose not to!

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

My point is just it’s easier to start a negative chant for an opposing player than it is to start positive chanting for your team. I don’t know why that is, but it tends to be the case.

I’d always love to see a chant when our team is really on a roll, and doing well, of (To the tune of “Great Green Globs Of Greasy slimy Gopher Guts”)
“This is the team that we’d always like to see, that we’d always like to see, that we’d always like to see, this is the team that we’d always like to see, please let us see that team.”

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I would like it if we could get the whole crowd to go “HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT?” with about 1:05 to go, and then when Wes announces “one minute left”, we could all go “THANK YOU!”

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

LOL!

Audience partici…


…SAY IT!!!
…pation!

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

very college hockey.

The Swedish equivalent of Tom Poti should feel shame.

by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s why I enjoy it so much. Half the fun of going to college basketball games was doing wacky stuff in the crowd. Hell…sometimes I wish we could put nothing but crazy kids in the lower bowl and jump up and down and make noise for 60 minutes.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

And that’s why I like the “all your fault” jeer.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

It just feels “disjointed” because it seems like only one section does it. Kinda defeats the purpose

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

nah, people in the 400’s are getting into that as well

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 8, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup. The 400’s are starting to jump into it.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

meh. never been a fan of it. makes me think a bratty kid.

by ns on Jan 8, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

It’s spreading, a lot, and while I kinda chuckle when we do it after the goalie was pulled (“It’s all your fault..and that guy before you too”), The cheer is growing on me. The team and the org do so much to pull in fan involvement, this is just the Fans doing the same thing. And let us not forget the “WHo Cares?” after the visiting team goals as well. I don’t give a fart in a high wind to how educated someone from out of town thinks I am. They only hear it when my team has just Schwacked their team…they are going to be bitter regardless. So, is it a favorite, not really. Is it fun, yup, and it gets the crowd going together.

by VaMedic on Jan 8, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s why I’m advocating flyers because not everyone knows the right cadence. Of course, unlike college, you’ll need more than 500-1000 flyers.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Not to mention the inaccuracies (e.g. “all” your fault after one goal? “all” your fault after the goaltender is replaced?)…

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by Scott in Shaw on Jan 8, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Really? I mean, do you actually expect a “Fury” to be unleashed as well?

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

What?

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Jan 8, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I just think you’re being a little too anal retentive if your complaining about the inaccuracies of a chant. It seems to me that, if you analyze it enough, you can find fault in any chant beyond “go team!”

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Not being anal. Just think it’s a stupid chant for many reasons, but among them the fact that it is chanted after every goal, no matter the situation, which is pretty lame if you ask me (and may even factor into the perception the DC fans are lacking in hockey intelligence).

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by Scott in Shaw on Jan 8, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m with Scott – When the goalie is replaced mid-game, you cannot count the other goalies miscues as “all your fault” to the new guy. And they shouldn’t start counting until it’s at least 3 goals.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I would think you should get more “hockey intelligence credibility” for simply doing a hockey cheer (which no other NHL city seems to do, mind you) then for the intricacies of whether or not it is being done at the “officially determined right time”.

To me over-analyzing a jeer is anal just like it would be anal to say that any recent use of the octopus shows Detroit’s lack of “hockey intelligence” since a Stanley Cup championship now require 16 wins in the playoffs.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless...

“your” refers to the plural and not the singular…

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

For a more accurate chant, let’s change it to “You’re all at fault,” and point at the opposing team’s bench.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s not true either, because all 20 players weren’t on the ice when the goal happened.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s okay, we can just pick out the players who were on the ice and only point at them.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, count out the goals, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5; then chant the players numbers who were on ice; 2, 35, 72, 27, 5 no wait, 3 (for example); then yell “it’s all your fault!”

Very catchy!

by bigeugene on Jan 8, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Or we can get the knots out of our shorts and enjoy it for what it is.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Even if I think

what it is
is lame?
I’ll try it vs. TOR, for the first five goals.

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

You’d be welcome in the Barra Brava my friend.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

You know, I’ve always believed that one of the reasons I really got into hockey as a little kid was that it was very close to soccer.

I guess I just really like the fan lead cheers in soccer (i.e. not jumboscreen lead like “Unleash the Fury”) and particularly liked it when I saw it in college hockey.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I grew up watching lots of English soccer and saw some games live as a kid and that dynamic always fascinated me. I’m with you on the UtF thing (and others), I’ll respect the occasional clever one, but otherwise I can’t get into them.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Miss my days at Cheel Arena

We had so many great chants at Clarkson… one of these days I will get back to catch some games!

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by snakegriffin on Jan 8, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Then you probably don’t like the RPI (?) chant “one minute left… and Clarkson still sucks!” (This is a second-hand story told to me by my college roommate. I have no feelings one way or the other on Clarkson sucking.)

by dinasaur on Jan 8, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Well that chant is pretty common at all the ECAC arenas...

But what I never understood was why RPI has always considered us as their main rival. We have always had SLU (some great chants for them!) but I have never figured out why RPI has always had a one-way rivalry with us. We’ve always semi-acknowledged it, as kind of a joke. Best t-shirts ever – on the front: RPI SUCKS, on the back: SLU SWALLOWS.

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by snakegriffin on Jan 8, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Very college student.

Look at meeee!

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Eh….its only “Look at meeee!” style attention whoring if you’re the only person doing it

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s not even really related to what’s happening on the ice, though.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I support this, but only so that the one drunk guy that does it on his own in every section will stop getting the attention he so very much craves.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

That’d be hilarious.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

That would be funny.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

We could always...

…chant M! V! C! whenever Ovechkin does something great… oh, wait, we’d be chanting all game. ;-)

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I like the “who cares” one too.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

That one amuses me, but we need to get the timing down on it better. It’s a lot nicer than other arenas are when the other team scores!

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s a new chant. It’ll come.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes we should say “Well actually I kinda do because while I am a diehard Caps fan, one of those gentlemen involved in the play happens to be on my fantasy team. And while I hope he doesn’t succeed enough to win the game for his team, I am curious about the statistical implications of the preceding play!”

Like the character on Conan that used to try and start long complicated chants.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d.

Next they’ll start telling me that I’m only supposed to whoop Larry Murphy, or only defensemen, or only… oh wait, people already do that.

(For the record, I don’t whoop anyone, I’m just point out that it’s douchey to try and tell people when to cheer/jeer)

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll never tell anybody to stop, I just don’t care for it.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

There was some mild whooping for Glen Metropolit the other night. Didn’t make me angry…just kinda confused.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, that makes me sad.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Same here…I understand the purpose of the whooping, and the “tradition” of it, but its stretching it a little bit if you’re whooping Glen Metropolit. If anything, he should be APPLAUDED for working as hard as he has and pretty much playing all over the world and finally getting a consistent shot in the NHL.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Gonchar/Murphy have too many parallels. Metropolit hits about one out of 40.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Hatcher got whooped when he came back here too, correct?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t remember.

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by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure he did, but don’t bet on my memory.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I want to say that at some point last year people were trying to whoop Eminger. Really?

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

kinda like throwing your hat during the shootout?

by panic13 on Jan 8, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I was wondering who that was for. Really? Glen Metropolit??

by katzistan on Jan 8, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

A guy gets in started in like 107-109 telling everyone it’s time and they count the number of goals then they say ALL YOUR FAULT.

I like it especially on a night like last night where the same goalie let up all 5 and the goalie could hear it so clearly.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Not trying to be an asshole, just genuinely curious.. but do you like the Rock and Roll Part 2 “you suck” chant?

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Not at all.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

To me, the two aren’t that far apart.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

...yes and no

The big difference between the two is the music aspect, which implies that the organization in charge of the entertainment is sanctioning the chant (or the music wouldn’t be being played). The “ALL YOUR FAULT” chant, the Caps organization can back down from, but they could’t if they used the “Rock and Roll Part 2” chant…

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Going into an area that I’m not talking about but, true.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Thats what happened at MD….stopped playing the song to get people to stop doing the chant. Now they just do it themselves. Kinda funny when the band tries to play over them.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

There will always be a place in my heart for RRpt2 because of Maryland. I love that dang chant. I can remember the first time I heard it, and, for me, it will never get old.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

gave me goosebumps at cole field house.

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 8, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever participated in that.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

and don’t really care either way.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok, just taking the temperature of the room.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

No problem with the Rock and Roll “you suck” chant. I just don’t like chants that really don’t make sense. Like at Maryland, when the opponents were introduced, the students held up newspapers and shook them, but then they also yelled “SUCKS!” after each name, which was/is dumb, because the entire purpose of shaking the newspaper was to not acknowledge the other team whatsoever.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

That stupid “sucks” thing didn’t start until Comcast. I can never remember doing it at Cole. They used to do it at soccer games, and I think it transitioned from there. Sasha asked the Crew to stop saying “sucks” during intros and they stopped. They changed it to “vacuums”

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It always annoyed me. Either yell “SUCKS” or shake the newspaper. Don’t do both. I always shook the newspaper.

I would buy a Post before games and hand out sections to “break the ice” and try to talk to girls.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweeeet moves. When people offered me the Post, I would always ask for the Sports section so I had something to read beforehand. Most people kept the Style section so they could do the crossword.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

The crossword in the Diamondback is EVIL. When sudoku blew up though, seemed like every girl on Campus was doing it all the time.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I was not at Maryland for the sudoku phase. I was an ace at the Diamondback crossword. I was sad when I moved to NY and started doing the Post and the Times. I felt inadequate.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I do, but I also include the second lesser known verse:

“Mess em up, fuck ’em up, score score score!”

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s at least supporting your team, so that one irks me less.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Okay, I think, at the very least, I’m beginning to understanding your stance. You just don’t like jeers. In other words: you only like cheers that are in support of your team, but not cheers that put down the other team or a member of the other team.

While I can see where you’re coming from, I just can’t agree. It’s all in fun and the spirit of the jeer is celebration much more than belittlement. Besides, maybe at a high school level it’s okay to coddle the athletes, but these guys are getting paid to play a game. I don’t see anything wrong with some good natured jeering especially when it’s related to them being on the ice. (Of course, if people started yelling “It’s all your fault… that your wife left you” then I could agree.)

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

This is how I feel about it as well. I felt like jordanDC at first about jeering, but as I got used to it and heard more arenas, I realized that it wasn’t malicious, it was intended in fun. it’s easy to take such things too seriously.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I like it when it’s more organic. I don’t like it to be “Ok, everybody, let’s do this to whoever is there under circumstances A,B,C.” I’m all for a natural “Crosby Sucks” or booing when some jerk touches the puck, but the scripted ones are just goofy and it takes whatever power that they might have out of them, I think.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

All right… I can understand that thinking except that once enough people start to “join in” it can’t really be organic anymore because the “group” will need to have a set of circumstances to know when to cheer.

But I can see what you’re getting at… It’s kinda like me and music, I like a band but once a bunch of people start liking it, I don’t like them anymore (as much?).

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I like a band, but don’t like them as much after a bunch of people start liking it and then their record company makes them change their sound to become more marketable.

This statement in no way relates to hockey, just saying.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

When a band changes its sound to be more marketable they are forsaking the organic process of musical growth… just like fans forsake the organic process of cheering when they set “rules” to how and when to cheer so they can cheer as a collective.

Of course the comparison isn’t perfect (bands do it for money and fame, fans do it… because they enjoy hive mind thinking??) but I can certainly see how it relates.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

A great man once sang, “One likes to believe in the freedom of music, but glittering prizes and endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity.”

YEAH.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d for Rush!

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

For the words of the profits were written on the studio wall,
Concert hall
And echoes with the sound of salesmen

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

S&G, yay!

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

It amuses me. Not really my thing but I don’t mind other people doing it. It’s all in good fun.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

It gets on my nerves because it becomes the THING, you know? Like in Norfolk, they are more excited about doing the chant and wailing on the goalie than they are for their team’s success. It’s like “score a goal so we can get on this fucker!” rather than “win the game.”

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think I smell an ounce of that in the air at Verizon.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s in the same realm as the all-your-fault thing.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

This is another reason I don’t like the “Rock and Roll Part 2” chant… it’s interminable. They play that same clip over, and over, and over, and it overshadows, “hey, we just scored, people!”

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

The captain disagrees.

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by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Two thoughts on that:

1. I obviously haven’t gotten used to AO being captain since I seriously expected a video of an interview with Clark.

2. If Ovie get’s just an ounce more enjoyment, energy, etc. out of game at the VC because of that cheer, I’m entirely in favor of it.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I always wondered if the athletes (and I’m more specifically thinking of basketball players for some reason) paid attention to that stuff.

Now I guess we know they do. Especially if they are Alexander Ovechkin.

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by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Schultz has said he likes Unleash the Fury.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t Alzner comment on that one as well?

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Alzner loves every single aspect of DC hockey insanity.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You make that sound like a bad thing.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

nope, because I love every bit of it, too. Every chant, every cheer, every damn cowbell, every “LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!” video.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

And thats the point

I love all the cheers as part of the greater whole. LIke the “DC Hockey Insanity”. Each cheer can be over-done, or done out of place, but as a whole…it’s all part of why I can’t wait to be there 41 times a year, plus playoffs and preseason!

by VaMedic on Jan 8, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Great rec’reation, indeed. It’s what we come for.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

BTW, did you catch the end of our row half-mocking, half-just funning, the puck bunny behind you guys? After each goal, she did this “jump up and down with hands over head while twisting back and forth dance”. By goal 3 or so, we were all doing it. And she completely knew why. I had NOT been drinking grin.

by VaMedic on Jan 8, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Those two were great! Wish we had people like that behind us every game.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The Girl with the Ovi Flag was dubbed “Dancing Queen”.

by VaMedic on Jan 8, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

ROFL. I wish I’d heard that.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

not having been up yet this season, is Hershey still showing Puckhead after goals?

by panic13 on Jan 8, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hellll yeah! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Puckhead guy is hysterical.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

The look on his face.. hahahaha

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

First time we went to a Bears game and that happened, we lost our minds laughing and couldn’t wait till the next goal.

Kudos to them as well for playing “Rooster” by Alice In Chains when Giroux scores.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you heard the Hershey fans’ version of “Ref You Suck” yet? I like theirs better.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

me too, haha – i have laughed that hard very few times in my life.

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by kellobellow on Jan 8, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Not in person, which is great. I only go a few times a season. It speaks volumes of their hockey knowledge that I haven’t heard it.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

They will if they get riled up, and it’s happened 2-3 times in the games I’ve gone to. Their chant tells it like it is: (b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t BULLSHIT)

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Caught me off guard when I heard it.

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by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

The best thing I saw in Hershey last year was the pre-game before the finals vs. the Moose.

The played that video clip where the Moose coach talked about Hershey fans not being as loud as Moose fans. Then Puckhead came out (back from St. Louis I believe) and got the place going.

What an environment for those games…

by panic13 on Jan 8, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It wouldn’t have taken much to get the place going. All they had to do was play that clip, and the place was rocking.

I still maintain that that was not one of the smarter comments the man has ever made in his life.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Alzner called the “all your fault” chant the “”http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/01/caps_fans_make_karl_alzners_he.html" >coolest thing ever." Although, he only referred to the counted goals part.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Oooops... lemme try that again.

Alzner called the "all your fault" chant the " coolest thing ever. " Although, he only referred to the counted goals part.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but he’s still Mr. Happy To Be Here (when he’s here).

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

True… although now you got me thinking of him as Ringo Starr.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve never seen that at Verizon and I didn’t get that in the game I attended this year at The Rock (which does that chant and does it well). It was just a bunch of guys celebrating, in an odd kind of way, and even though it was pointed at my team, it didn’t bother me.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I loved that at MD games, and think its interesting the decline int he basketball program and football program coincide with when Debbie “I value non revenue generating sports” Yow banned the band from playing it.

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 8, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that’s more due to the Nik Caner-Medley Experience.

BARF.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

the Nik Caner-Medley Experience.

I love that band, but their second album was crap.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

That was their collaboration with the Chris McCray Study Hall Project

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Big difference between “you suck” and “all your fault”. One is significantly less tasteful than the other. That said, I don’t dislike all your fault because it is negative, I dislike I think it sounds goofy.

The chant I really don’t like is c-a-p-s caps caps caps. That’s a Jets chant. We don’t need to steal from the Jets.

When did that chant start? I don’t remember ever hearing that back at the Cap Centre, but somehow it has become the norm since then.

by psuscott1 on Jan 8, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

The chant I really don’t like is c-a-p-s caps caps caps. That’s a Jets chant. We don’t need to steal from the Jets.

Oh man, here we go…

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

rapid fire Z key, a godsend

by renhoak on Jan 8, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep, I’m tapping out now.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

haha should i just delete the post now and bow out?

by psuscott1 on Jan 8, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

We’re all just getting deja vu, that’s all.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Seems to me a couple of years ago, major sports took the high road and stopped playing Gary Glitter music on account of this actions with people who were too young. I somehow knew it wouldn’t last long, but does anybody actually know how long the embargo lasted? Pretty sure it lasted at least one season, but I’m not sure when arena’s got over their moral outrage and started playing it again.

by HateOffSeason on Jan 8, 2010 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? I thought there was more to it, like a “sieve, sieve…” somewhere in there.

by superjuan on Jan 8, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

a friend of mine who used to work at Rocket Bar, told me the moon man is a co owner.

We saw him in Rocket Bar the first time he wore that get up, and only found out later it was (supposedly) an owner.

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 8, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

The first time was some sort of NASA anniversary IIRC, but then he kept showing up and the Caps were winning. I guess until his presence hits a rough patch, we’ll keep seeing him.

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by apk3000 on Jan 8, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

If if was a hockey player playing in my home arena, I know I would be inspired to play better by a guy dressed in a spacesuit sitting three rows up from the visiting team’s bench. And conversely, if I were playing on the road, I would be discouraged by such a man.

by katzistan on Jan 8, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If if was a hockey player playing in my home arena, I know I would be inspired to play better weirded out by a guy dressed in a spacesuit sitting three rows up from the visiting team’s bench. And conversely, if I were playing on the road, I would be discouraged seriously weirded out by such a man.

Fixed that for ya! ;-)

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

That suit has to be hot as Hell, and since I am a jerk, I hope we keep winning for a long time just to not see him sweat. but I can pretend because really I can see him, I just can’t see him sweat under the uniform..

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by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

It actually doesn’t look all that bad, temperature-wise; probably just cotton, from where I’m seeing him from…

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

It weirds me out a little, but I figure, why not? It’s harmless and it gives the arena some personality and life, in the way that Goat and Horn Guy do.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I dreamt last night that I was standing next to him in the Metro and he took off his helmet to reveal a glorious long silver mullet.

by sonia on Jan 8, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Brian Engstrom!

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 8, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that the love child of Toby Enstrom and Brian Engblom?

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by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

But imagine the mullet they would make….

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by Gould Old Days on Jan 9, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Visa problems

@jwaltonhockey: Bears sign goaltender Stefan Drew to back up this weekend, Cash out due to visa problems.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 9:59 AM EST reply actions  

Winnipeg only takes american express.

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by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Don’t leave home without it.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, he’s American. What the hell kind of visa problem? Some misdemeanor in his background?

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by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

.

?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve never been more thankful for a dot that could make a picture go away. Who is that?

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by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

This picture disgusts me.

by Sct112 on Jan 8, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Getting into Canada…?

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

If he didn’t have a passport, the problem is getting back.

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by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

But they don’t let you in in the first place because they don’t want to deal with your trapped ass.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Does he have a DUI?

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by boutros23 on Jan 8, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Is he a known associate of “Lawnmower” Joe Finley?

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by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

D’oh.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of Hershey, since I looked at their roster, it appears they don’t allow for any originality with uniform numbers. There appear to be some breaks, maybe for players rotating in and out between Hershey and South Carolina (and the Caps), but otherwise, they don’t go above 36.

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by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 10:26 AM EST reply actions  

Been like that for a few years at least.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I like that. It’s old school. When I play NHL 10 GM mode, when the playoffs come everyone gets a new number based on their lines, between 1-25. Best goalie gets 1, back up 25, defense gets 2-6 and 22, man it’s sweet.

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Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

They wouldn’t give Sami 3 numbers of leeway to get to his standard 40. Pretty hard-line and funny.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah man. The number’s a privilege, you earn the right to use it.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Jan 8, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

My other brother came to a game for the first time since the lockout and had a blast. Insisted on getting a shirt (“Isn’t this Green guy good? Maybe I’ll get that.” “Are you a 15 year old girls?” “Oh. Is he dreamy?” Ended up with Laich), we got cowbells, we got loud and very into it. But my favorite part? When he asked me where in central American “Ho-say” Theodore was from. Damn near fell out of my seat laughing.

The Swedish equivalent of Tom Poti should feel shame.

by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 10:29 AM EST reply actions  

Jose was around before the lockout.. you have a jokester for a brother.

Lets hope he leaves his guns at home when he goes to work.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

my brother didn’t follow hockey pre-lockout close enough to know who Theo is. He was serious.

The Swedish equivalent of Tom Poti should feel shame.

by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Just say no to the cowbells. I hate that johnny-come-lately cowbell guy.

by _Skullduggery_ on Jan 8, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Hate of cowbells goes back to youth hockey for me. One team used to beat our ass frequently and cowbells were widespread in their crowd.

I can barely even watch Olympic skiing.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

("Isn’t this Green guy good? Maybe I’ll get that." "Are you a 15 year old girls?" "Oh. Is he dreamy?" Ended up with Laich)

Um… Isn’t Brooksie also popular with the 15 year old girls? Were you messing with him?

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Jan 8, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

informal poll of my high school aged sister and her friends resulted in a clear preference for Greenie last month. It’s us slightly older Rabbits who have a thing for Laich.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I can see that. My friend’s high-school-age daughter is the same. Greenie would appeal more to the younger set, I guess.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it’s the “edge” that Greenie has as opposed to Brooksie. Laich is a clean-cut guy; Green is just a little bit dangerous…

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

a little bit dangerous in the “I’m like a gangsta puppy dog” sort of way!

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by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

that is a brilliant way of putting it!

by SeattleCapsFan on Jan 8, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Brendan Morrison is married, right? Is that why he gets no love from all the girls?

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

That, and a lack of front teeth will do it, yeah… minus one front tooth is endearing; minus both… not so much. ;-)

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he’s missing all four like Lainger, actually. Could be wrong.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Could be… I never looked that closely; I just know he’s got a big gap in front.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Like Strahan?

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup, he’s missing all four – I find him adorable regardless. But yes, he’s married with three (?) little Morrison-lets.

by Becca H on Jan 8, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

See, I’m not a very good judge being a straight guy, but his less-blocky head would seem to make him the more attractive of the two.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yet you always find yourself in these conversations ;)

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I.. sure do.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Hope those kids don’t start thinking all of this snow is usual.

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by apk3000 on Jan 8, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

his kids probably think all this snow + no school just makes the DC area the best place EVER.

USA beat Canada because more kids in the US are playing hockey and the USA hockey system is producing better hockey players to compete with the Canadian youth hockey system, not because Ray Bourque got his fuck on in Boston.

by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Kids are smart.

They know Brooks Laich heard they like snowfalls and made a couple calls.

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Becca, who is Laich poking in your avatar? He seems to be deriving much glee from it.

"He's the heartbeat of our team"

by HolyJumpin on Jan 8, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Jizz, I think.

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha, that makes it even better

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by HolyJumpin on Jan 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

@tarikelbashir

I’m hearing Laich “seems to be deriving much glee from [poking jizz]”

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw that one coming
. . . oh wait

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by HolyJumpin on Jan 8, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It sounds like Brooks found Jizz on the ice and is investigating.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 8, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, good luck with that, Brooksy.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Such a better line than mine. Rec’d.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

yet another CSI show, “Caps Scene Investigations”

by renhoak on Jan 8, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Get out the black light!

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup, that’s him. I actually have a series of them, a friend of mine took them at a practice when the boys were particularly giggly and there are some pretty priceless ones.

I just loved the look on Laich’s face in this one, though.

by Becca H on Jan 8, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m enjoying the juxtaposition of “all business brooks” on terpgrrl’s avatar with Becca’s “giggly brooks”

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 8, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

If Laich has his full God-given set of teeth I view that as a knock against him.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Great quote about fighter hockey players sans teeth from Robin on “How I Met Your Mother”

“If he’s got a black eye, then he’s got a Robin. And if he’s missing a tooth, I’m missing my pants!”

by SeattleCapsFan on Jan 8, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s talk about the 15 year old girls…or the older ones who act like 15 year olds. Kellobellow will back me up here. Here’s the scene: warmups last night behind the goal the Caps shoot at. Two girls wearing Green jerseys and screaming (SCREAMING) and banging on the glass anytime Green came remotely close. The guys were laughing at them. Ovie mockingly waved to them and they freaked out more. I asked if the Beatles were in the building. The worse part is that the one girl had to be older than high school, maybe even college. The guy she was with definitely looked old enough to drink. She was shrieking louder than my 3 & 4 year old nieces, and little girls are loud shriekers.

It was completely unnecessary and annoying.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Meow! ;)

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I stood next to some girls who were a bit nicer about trying to get attention, but honest to god, they were wearing the rabbit getup. They had tights, they had short-shorts, they had uggs, and a jerseys. I was kinda amazed that people actually wear that junk.

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Honest to God – I saw someone wearing your “boots” the other day.

The crazy obsessed girls are the ones that give us hockey lovin’ ladies a bad name. I couldn’t even imagine acting that way in public.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I know!

It’s frustrating, and it’s why I’m constantly underestimated as a sports fan.

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Imagine how I felt here though, this how we were lined up on the glass: two girls rocking Green jerseys, girl’s boyfriend, my sister in a Laich jersey, me in my Green and Kellobellow in her Laich jersey. The three of us kind of sidestepped a bit and I wish we had a photo of our faces. The guys might have been laughing at us.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

haha yeah, those girls were obnoxious, but definitely entertaining.

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Jan 8, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know if my ears were ringing because of their screams or the pucks deflecting off the glass. haha

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha, were they aiming at them?

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe…but we were behind the net so pucks hitting glass is fairly common.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they aimed at the girls next to me that one game. And of course, being at the side for warmups, I didn’t expect it and I jumped once. Damn you Mike Green!

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I usually sit next to the penalty box and eric fehr shot a puck that hit the glass exactly at my face level. I jumped like I was being shot at. He definitely laughed at me.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw, but you totally rocked it!

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Jan 8, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks :)

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. Just. Wow.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Christ, Elliott in the morning is annoying. If Brooksie didn’t need to sleep, I’d say just give Brooks his job.

by thebigfoist on Jan 8, 2010 10:46 AM EST reply actions  

Brooks had one of the net guys skate a signed stick out to Elliott after warmups and handed it to him over the glass.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I finally got a chance to listen to Wednesday’s Capitals Report, and there were two gems in there. One was discussing the world juniors, and Stretch says effectively US owes Canada because players get college scholarships, marry in the US and have kids who play for USA hockey (or just come to play pro and do the same). But better was when they were talking about having to compete against the Redskins press conference regarding how to announce Ovie as captain. Not sure which one of them said that they had to look up who Shanahan was, because they couldn’t understand why the Redskins would hire Brendan Shanahan. The delivery of the line was good.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 10:59 AM EST reply actions  

I’m I said I wasn’t lol’ing, I would be a liar.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s comments like that one that make me love JR.

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Who?

And I had a big typo fuckup in there, too. I’m really off my game today.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

not because Ray Bourque got his fuck on in Boston.

I guess I replied in the wrong place, my bad.

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe that was Japer’s, etc.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 8, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

oh Jasper’s, got it.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You can really turn a phrase, K_C.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 8, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Much like his older, better looking brother.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh snap.

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t have one of those.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, come one, he was being silly, too. This is Stretch we’re talking about.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

USA beat Canada because more kids in the US are playing hockey and the USA hockey system is producing better hockey players to compete with the Canadian youth hockey system, not because Ray Bourque got his fuck on in Boston.

thank you, I’ve got myself a new sig! I’m going to be laughing about Ray Borque getting his fuck on in Boston for weeks.

USA beat Canada because more kids in the US are playing hockey and the USA hockey system is producing better hockey players to compete with the Canadian youth hockey system, not because Ray Bourque got his fuck on in Boston.

by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

K_C, want to trademark that one and collect royalties? I’m sure JP could point you in the right direction.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 8, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Since it’s written material, it’d technically be a copyright. Trademarks are for brand names.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

And excellent: now I know the difference! Thank you, Sparkly :-).

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 8, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I just had to run through this as part of office compliance training!

Trademarks / service marks are for brand names and service names, and are denoted witha ® if registered with the Patent Office, ™ if not.
Patents are for new, useful, and non-obvious devices. Has to be a thing.
Copyrights are for written material and software and are denoted with a ©.
There’s a new type called “mask works” that are for circuit boards and IC’s. They fall under the Copyright office, not the patent office.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, trademarks are any distinctive sign used to identify products or services to consumers.

You’re right that copyright would apply here, and you usually don’t have to register them formally (unlike trademarks).

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Gouldie’s an IP att’y, though, and can set us straight.

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

not even sure where to start…

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 8, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

True.

They register to a different office if you do register them formally, I believe.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The question here is if the content belongs to the poster, or to SBN as the ‘publisher’.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

There has been some debate over that; the last I was aware of, a poster owns the content. If SB Nation chooses to own it, I’d have to think that they also assume legal and civil liability for anything said by anyone on any of their blog, a dangerous proposition.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, they own anything that’s posted on the site.

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this is how facebook gets sued in cyberbulling cases.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought facebook (or any other provider) was sued for access to personal information about suspect posters, not for having responsibility for the content.

But I could be wrong.

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by CapitalCentre on Jan 8, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, so they do maintain ownership. If they claim ownership, they also accept legal and civil liability, yes?

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yes. But there are limits to what they can be held liable for, what they’re responsibilities are in terms of proactively monitoring comments, etc.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

For the record “eat a fucking porcupine” is available to anyone on a creative commons license. Use it widely for noncommercial purposes, but if you ever make any money on it, I want a cut…

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 8, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially with jerks like me running around.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Consider it a contribution to the rink.

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by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re a far better person that any of the rest of us, sir.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 8, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Except me.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m so honored!

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by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap. that is one fantastic ending. One soon forgot that one KC.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 8, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Was anyone else impressed by the fans last night? The building was nearly full for a Thursday game against a Meh opponent and everyone seemed really into it. I was also surprised at how many people seemed to know who John Carlson is and what happened in the juniors.

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 11:10 AM EST reply actions  

Nearly full? It was full. /O’Malleyed

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it was half Flyers fans.

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by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Couldn’t tell from where I was sitting, but was thank Mr. Dumbass between the benches for TSN last night?

USA beat Canada because more kids in the US are playing hockey and the USA hockey system is producing better hockey players to compete with the Canadian youth hockey system, not because Ray Bourque got his fuck on in Boston.

by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

No idea, I was watching the CSN feed. I just can’t resist taking a shot at Pierre McGuire.

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by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d tell you but the NHL network is currently blocking me from watching the TSN telecast replay from last night. I still don’t get that.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Ray Ferraro was between the benches for TSN last night

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by Rather Bengt on Jan 8, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

thank you.

USA beat Canada because more kids in the US are playing hockey and the USA hockey system is producing better hockey players to compete with the Canadian youth hockey system, not because Ray Bourque got his fuck on in Boston.

by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this 2006? Building’s been full for a while….

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Not for mid-week games against mediocre opponents, at least to the degree it was last night.

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

My row was empty except for the 4 STH at one end, me, my sister and then 2 people on the other end. We had people move down from an upper row because ours was empty. The lower bowl looked pretty filled, though.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Generally the building is full these days. The crowd started quiet but got into it as the game went on.

Note also that the Redskins’ season is (mercifully) over, and with all the drama and nonsense surrounding Gilbert Arenas, a lot of DC residents are turning their attention to the Caps. By march tickets will be impossible to get.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

They’re already damned hard to get…

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Going through normal channels, probably.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s a really nice sign up on the front of the Verizon Center that says anybody engaging in the buying and/or selling of tickets could be subject to a $300 fine, which, IMO, if they ever decided to enforce it, would sure put a damper on people buying tickets through other channels…

That said, if I ever bought a ticket from a scalper, I’d make him come to the line with me to make sure I got in… I don’t trust those guys any further than I could throw them.

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

He’d tell you to go screw and sell your ticket to the next guy.

And I’m not talking about scalpers, I get my crap online.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Quite probably, yes. Which is why I don’t bother with scalpers.

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

My only near-experience with scalpers:

My parents were visiting me at school (CU) one March and so we went down to the cherry blossoms and then back to Zaytinya to eat lunch. Walking to the gallery place metro stop there were guys offering us tickets to the game in the VC that had just started like ten minutes beforehand.

ticket price, like 15 bucks lower level

the game? George Mason vs. UConn.

by Steve. on Jan 8, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I buy tickets from scalpers ALL the time and have never had a problem (knock on wood). It’s actually become a fun game for me to see how much I can aggravate them by haggling, demanding certain sections, etc.

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Jan 8, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

What kind of prices can you usually get?

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Used to be I could always get below face, but that’s obviously changed in the last two years. Now I shoot for right around face, more if it’s a premium game, less if not, or if the game has already started (I love the exasperated scalper who is trying to unload worthless tickets). Before I head down I usually check Craigs List to see what the internet consensus is for tickets, then try to not pay any higher.

Because I’m an elitist, I only ever buy lowers or clubs. The most I’ve paid so far this season is $120 for center preferred (the Buffalo game right before Christmas).

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Jan 8, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that per or for the pair?

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Per.

Sabres game was “red,” meaning they were $115 face, so I paid $5 more. Worth every penny. Loved that game.

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Jan 8, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I get mine through the black market

Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Then it wasn’t us.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

cool it, boris.

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 8, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Always Boris. Why always Boris?

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Where’s Rocky and Bullwinkle?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought it was a little quiet and off feeling unless the Caps scored. After going to so many games you get a bit tired of the fans only standing up and cheering for the same things: troop of the night (which is awesome, just saying predictable), a goal, victory\unleash the fury video.

I’d like if everything was a bit less robotic feeling. Right now it’s wait for horn guy, wait for video…

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

My end of the ice had a “ref you suck” chant going for a bit after Ovi got tripped up without a call and then got called for tripping less than a minute later.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

The refs you suck thing is the only chant I don’t like because it’s so often done at the wrong times. Like half the arena was doing it after Fehr got hit in the face with the stick while the ref was watching but that isn’t a penalty because Fehr is kissing the ice.

But really, I want everyone to enjoy the game as much as possible, without interfering with other peoples rights, so I don’t get why people get so into these WHAT CHEERS SHOULD BE ALLOWED debates.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed, but I thought this one was appropriate.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I felt that one coming one. For a little while there, it seemed like the reffing was tilted in the Sens’ favor. It did finally settle in. Not that having a power play was worth a darn last night.

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by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I felt that one coming one

Ugh. Coming on. Meaning I knew the chant was going to start up. Dang, and I’ve had my coffee today, too.

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by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Not saying stuff shouldn’t be allowed, just saying I think some of them are silly or dumb.

Also hate “ref you suck” about 50% of the time for the same reason as you.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

“Ref you suck” can be a little embarassing, like after Ovechkin’s (fair) tripping call last night.

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

It wasn’t because of the tripping call on Ovi.

It was because of the NON-tripping call on the other team less than a minute earlier.

At least that’s how I saw it…

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Eh. I guess. It’s still pretty immature unless the call/non-call is terribly blatant and it makes the fanbase seem unintelligent.

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

And bitchy.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh, this one was pretty blatant. It wasn’t because Ovi got called for it, it was because a Senator had done the same thing moments ago and not gotten called for it.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

thought the non call was pretty blatant, and there was an obvious hold for about 4 seconds behind the net. Fehr, I think had his stick held right in front of the ref, to the point where he had his arm fully extended trying to jerk it free and no call was made. Ovi got tripped up moments later, no call, then Ovie tripped a guy and got a penalty.

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 8, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

What about the standing O for Mike Green after he defending Jose Theodore? I didn’t see them as robotic last night.

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess I’m sort of just tired of the videos. But they are cool and work well. At least they aren’t played every game anymore.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Well in general I agree that fans shouldn’t need THUNDERSTICKS!, rally monkeys, cowbells, “everybody clap your hands!” and the like to get into a game. That has been a slight issue at VC but to me that’s been less and less the case lately. Which is good.

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

The only one I hate is “make some noise!” We’re already good at that. Stop making it artificial. Ugh.

by katzistan on Jan 8, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

What they need to do is get a decibel reader on the screen, that way at least the results will be legit.

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve seen that – and still think it’s rigged. Didn’t they use one back at the old Cap Centre?

by panic13 on Jan 8, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

the animated one is just that. Animated, The old Cap Center did have a working decibel meter though

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 8, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

And it was awesome. I loved looking over when it was really loud and seeing it hit 100. Agreed that it would be great to have one again.

by grapejoos on Jan 8, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. I feel no need to make noise when it’s not even really being counted. Decibel meters make things legit.

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

it shot through the roof when Iafrate broke 100MPH in the skills compeition

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 8, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Piping up to agree. As you might guess from my name, I was fond of that ancient barn and all its special quirks. We need the real decibel meter back.

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by CapitalCentre on Jan 8, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hear hear. I miss that stale beer and popcorn smell the place had.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish someone still had that old digital one from the Capital Centre

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Would have been nice to have a real decibel meter for the last five minutes of Game 7 against the Rags.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably we’d have blown it out.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the last 5 minutes of that game would have broke the decibel meter.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

All the more reason to get one for this year. Let’s play “can you top this?”

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course, the drawback to having a real, objective meter is that you definitively know when you have, in fact, not topped this.

by grapejoos on Jan 8, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone should just build one that is about sign sized and hold it up. The camera will start zooming in on you.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

…assuming we could get it into the building without the guards tackling us for bringing in a bomb or something stupid…

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be difficult, I think, but not impossible. I can get access to everything I need to burn a small circuitboard and the components to build it if I can get ahold of a schematic.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

All you would need to do is buy a decibel meter and wire it to a large LED board. It would be like an afternoon project.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on whether you get an analog or a digital, but could be fun either way.

I do think I will bring a small decibel meter to the playoffs with me, though. RadioShack sells a keychain-sized one.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

We could just do it with a Lite Brite

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, wiring an LED counter like that is pretty basic. I’d prefer to solder the connections, since it’s going to get knocked around some on the Metro trip, but I’m familiar with soldering.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

you’ve got to have an iron constitution to be familiar with soldering

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Better let her build it. If I did it, I’d steel be working on in well into the summer.

by VaMedic on Jan 8, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Your attempt at punnery is going over like a lead balloon.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes me sad. I’d been beaming before, because according to Orleans, I was steel the one.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Showing your mettle again?

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll copper to have done some of this in my time.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been told a time or two I have a silver tongue

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

And a fair amount of brass to boot.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

are you setting a gold to have it done for playoffs? Ore did you have something else in mine?

by VaMedic on Jan 8, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Radio Snack ought to have everything necessary.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m boycotting the place after they wanted to charge me 30 dollars for a CAT5E cable.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY WHAT?!

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

My dad stopped going there when they stopped selling amateur radio equipment.

Bit of the old false advertising.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone still do Ham Radio? Not breaking balls, but completely serious. I kinda feel like this is one giant version of CB.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, actually there are teams of HAMs that are called on in disaster situations to help establish communications. I’ve worked with some on drills.

by VaMedic on Jan 8, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he’s more into his internet radio station now, but it used his main hobby. It was cool when he’d get postcards from people he’d talked to in Ukraine and Czech Republic and stuff.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

There are giant ham radio conventions.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I like ham.

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by boutros23 on Jan 8, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I like bbq.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Pork is delicious.

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by boutros23 on Jan 8, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve got plenty of hog…

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by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

All-U-Can-Eat?

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Hog belly?

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Howlin' Mad does

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by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell, my DAD probably has most of the basic components.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I made a Lite Brite sign of Igignokt and Err once.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Please use the correct terminology. It’s called “Dancin’ decibels”. And yes, we need that back from the Cap Centre.

by katzistan on Jan 8, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

This has to be the most asked for thing other than cheap beer. I’m really surprised it hasn’t been implemented yet.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t know it was at the old place, I just know I saw it at a college basketball game, and it actually got the crowd into it.

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That too. He definitely got some organic love from my section for that.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d like if everything was a bit less robotic feeling.

Agreed. I know it’s a marquee priced game and they travel well, but Habs fans had a better voice (I thought) for the opening stages Tuesday.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed, but I’m not stressed. This arena is learning how to rock; the Habs fans have been doing it for years. It’ll come – take one step at a time.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

It was amazing how a row of 6 of them could starts a habs chant and over power where you could hear sections away.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

They’ve had a hundred years to practice…

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

You need a century to figure out how to yell?

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

In Canada, you do…

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

As someone who’s friends of many FC Toronto supporters who have made several trips down here, I can safely say you don’t need time, just ample amounts of tea w/lemon after you’ve blown your vocal cords out.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

That may be the single most useful thing about formal operatic vocal training – the ability to yell as much as you like without wrecking your voice.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Better than shattering glass?

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Hells yes. Shattering a glass is a parlor trick and has to have the right glass. Every glass has a different frequency that makes it resonate, so when you find the glass’s frequency, you just add enough power to make it resonate so hard that it shatters. It works better with crystal.

Not wrecking your voice has all kinds of useful applications, not the least of which is being able to talk after the big game.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s why I learned sign language.

No I didn’t.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I know a few basic signs and can fingerspell, but that’s about it.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Most of the sign language I know is only appropriate when I get cut off on the Beltway

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

John Carlson also taught me the sign language signal for “Fist Canada.”

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by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes they all looked about 94 or so to me. Big props to them for making it to the game.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

The Habs’ fan base is simply larger and overall more passionate than ours. It’s an unfair comparison.

I guess my biggest question is, are we out of the bandwaggon phase yet? Has the number of “hardcore fans,” or even medium-core fans, grown significantly in the last year or so?

by Kolzilla on Jan 8, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

There was a guy next to me that hadn’t been to a game in 12 years. He was standing up and cheering for the mites on ice goals.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

How did Graham James get into the country?

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Way up in the air….it is high….it is far….it is….GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

And like Costanza, so am I.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 8, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

haha….I try to do that in real life whenever i’m at a party.

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

guy next to me was an Aussie exchange student touring the east coast for a couple of weeks, in DC for a day in a half. Told me “everyone said I had to come see this Russian guy play hockey!” Left the game saying “We need hockey in Brisbane!”

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by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Great day for Ovie to burn Carkner.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

This statement leaves me pondering Australian rules hockey.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Yikes.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Hockey without rules, obvi

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

there’s actually a very small hockey league in Australia. some gal who works for it came and toured North America for a couple months, going to games and spent a couple weeks interning in the Caps front office last season.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Really? Huh. Pretty cool. Spreading the love of hockey is no bad thing.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Australia Ice Hockey League website

it’s very small, and only semi-pro, but, hey, everyone has to start somewhere.

The AIHL started in 2000 with three teams, expanded to six teams in 2002, and to eight teams in 2005. Consideration has been given to the possibility of teams from Western Australia or New Zealand, but travel costs are prohibitive at present

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by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully there is no jumping off players backs.

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I would hope not, but looking at Australian rules football? One never knows.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Gordo looks positively Ovi-esque with that falling goal of his. Me likey.

by SeattleCapsFan on Jan 8, 2010 11:34 AM EST reply actions  

haha… clicked on the photo to see a bigger version and – caption fail!

Washington Capital center Nicklas Backstrom (19), of Finland, reacts as teammate Alex Ovechkin, left, of Russia, falls down as he comes over to congratulate Backstrom on his third-period NHL hockey game goal against the Ottawa Senators at the Verizon Center in Washington, Thursday, Jan. 7, 2010. The Capitals defeated the Senators 5-2. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

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by kellobellow on Jan 8, 2010 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

D’OH! I’ll bet that makes Backstrom really happy to see…

NOT!

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Backstrom better let Sweden know about his change of birthplace…

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Classic Backstrom/Backstrom mixup.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

haha yeah, that’s what i figured.

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by kellobellow on Jan 8, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Via @tarikelbashir

Practice has been over 15 mins. Laich is still on the ice, by himself, firing shots into an empty net. He’s taking his drought hard.

Poor guy needs a goal yesterday. Hoping he gets one tomorrow. For him all it will take is one to get the ball rolling again.

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I got that too. Poor guy. He’s got some golden opportunities coming up this week.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah he sucks.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice of Tarik to tweet that after the team’s PR guys had been tweeting it for half an hour.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he just “mailing it in” now?

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by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he’s just not a great tweeter.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

We haven’t been tweeting him right lately

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s not even a pun. Now you’re just rhyming!

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh. Punning is for the birds.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like I would be robin some other people on here

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

But sometimes you get henpecked for it.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I gotta scratch out what I can. Its tough business trying to be cock of the walk.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, people who won’t pun with us are just chicken.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m perfectly happy with my decision not to participate in any kind of punnery.

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re just egging them on.

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by boutros23 on Jan 8, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but none of them can scramble like me.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

give em some oriole cookies and milk

by renhoak on Jan 8, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be a mooooving experience!

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t give in! Resist!

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by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

But… but I like pulleting peoples legs!

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Nonsense!

You’re just doing it on a lark.

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Nonsense indeed!

I am a scarlet jay among crows.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

More like a loon!

(We’d better stop; I’m heron some people don’t enjoy this stuff..)

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m heron Mike Green should be a wingah…

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

He shouldn’t be pigeon holed into just one role on the team.

by bigeugene on Jan 8, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be really tough to swallow if he was…

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

poppycock!

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That...

would be what the Z-key is for. :-)

(And better a loon than a dodo bird!)

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

No more punning now, I mean it

/pleasepleaseplease someone get that…

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Anybody want a peanut?

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, when I saw that tweet from (Nate or Paul, I forget which), I thought it was a joke callback to the behind-the-scenes video. But I only check Twitter intermittently.

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Jan 8, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, I thought so too.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 8, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it kinda was.

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 8, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice quotes re "team toughness"

Via DCist, of all places.

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Jan 8, 2010 12:24 PM EST reply actions  

I’m always pleasantly surprise by DCist’s Caps coverage.

“I think the last couple games, it’s kind of been feisty,” Gordon said. “If we get in a scrum, we get all five guys in there…a pack of wolves kind of mentality I think is good, and it’s something I think we’ve got to do the rest of the season.”

That’s the kind of response to “lack of an enforcer” I expected all season.

by HolyJumpin on Jan 8, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this. :-)

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this approach, mess with one of our guys, you have to answer to them all.

I’m sure Staal sits up at night, the memory of the bongos probably still haunts him.

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

bum-pe-de-bum-pe-de-bum-pe-de-bum-pe-de-bum.

……Jizz.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 8, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s it?

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Pascal Leclaire

Not only was he pretty bad last night, but he could have the most horrible set of pads in the league. They look like giant pieces of licorice. Or taffy.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

Almost as bad as those Turco nightmares.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

See, I like Turco’s. They make him look like a robot.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

More like Turdco with those shitty pads.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

.

He could always go back to his Michigan pads?

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Those are AWESOME.

He clearly designed them in NHL 10.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I kinda wish Marc-Andre Fleury would go back to the lightning yellow pads….those were cool.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve never seen that negative effect on pads. Do they sell them like that or is that a 2-set purchase?

by panic13 on Jan 8, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No idea. Thats what popped up on a google image search for Turco.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Even peons can call gear manufactures and get their gear custom made for a price.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The goggles do nothing.

by grapejoos on Jan 8, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

He looks like a Tonka truck!

They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

by Bman21212 on Jan 9, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I think they look sharp. Him, not so much.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

With Ottawa’s jersey and hockey pants, they kinda look like dress slacks.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That might explain why I like them. I love me some pin stripe pants.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Like these?

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Cooperalls!

They were the future, ya know.

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Any videos I see with the Flyers wearing those takes me completely out of it. Like when Gretzky got his 50 goal in 39 games thing…i’m more distracted by Bill Barber’s maitre’d outfit.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s rockin’ that Koho 221 and newfangled blades that are light cause they’re made with plastic. I think you’re jealous.
Watching almost anything Flyers makes hate seep from the corners of my screen.

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

More like this:

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, z, you have a great ass. :)

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 8, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

And incredibly long legs.

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, I get that a lot but I still like hearing it.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I can only read this comment in the voice of Al Pacino.

by grapejoos on Jan 8, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Heat. Last decent movie Pacino did.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Donnie Brasco and The Insider are a couple of good ones since then.

by Cluster on Jan 8, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s not forget 88 minutes!

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he must work out.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

conspicuously absent: post title

well-played.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

To say nothing of the poor guy’s head shots.

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Kindof reminds me of Hershey packaging for Twizzlers…

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it just me?

Or should Ovie be practicing more now that he is captain. I understand he plays a ton of minutes and well doesn’t really need to practice because he is so good, but he is the captain and should be the hardest working guy on the team. If he is supposed to be setting an example on the ice then why isn’t he on the ice for practice?

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 1:00 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe he practices so hard during the regular practice and plays so well during the games he doesn’t need to put in extra time like someone who is constantly under-performing.
Maybe he has captain-type stuff to do that’s more important than him shooting another 50 pucks and more beneficial for the rest of the team.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Such as… sleeping in?

…only kidding

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t be silly. If you don’t see him on the ice odds are much better than even that he is in the weight room, or with the trainers, or ‘watching video’. He is a fiend of an athlete and continues to set the example wherever he is in the K-Plex.

His teammates know full well who sets the standard, and what they need to do to keep up.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If two home games against middling opposition is not too small of a sample, I’d say the team has responded well to the Ovechkin captaincy.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that a theory or have you seen him doing this during a practice? The past few practices that I have been to there have been no signs of Ovie unless he has a hidden parking spot. Practices that he does skate at you will always see one of his cars there, I would be surprised if he had a different spot for when he isn’t skating. Also, chances are they would have won both of those games with or without Ovie being captain. I know he isn’t the same type of captain that Clarky was but a captain is a captain and unless he is injured he should be on the ice with the team, even if that means he is on the ice for just half an hour.

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Here’s a picture from the 12/21 practice he had “off”:

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he wearing his trademark red shorts in that?

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I was at that one, an optional practice if memory serves correctly. No Backie, Semin, Green either.

by renhoak on Jan 8, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

A guys are usually busy doing a ton of promotions stuff on their option days.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I was at the optional this morning and there was no sign of him. It’s good to see that he at least comes to some of them and is in fact working out if he isn’t skating, but like I said he is the captain now and should be there day in and day out

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I was at practice on Wednesday and he was there, car and all.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the organization lacks Any Question at All about Ovechkin’s work ethic. I also think it’s odd how easily we fans will talk about how players “should” communicate with each other.

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

If you’re referring to my comment, I was not in any way questioning Alex Ovechkin’s work ethic. He works incredibly hard along with most of the team but I believe he should be on the ice for every practice now that he is captain.

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay. I suspect the team does not share your belief. (“Now that what he’s done and the way he’s done it has earned him 2 Pearsons and a C, Alex should change his routines to fit a fan-centric definition of the captaincy”? As noted philosopher Nick backstrom might say, I’ll pass.

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I highly doubt you have ever played at any level above busch so therefore I conclude that you wouldn’t understand its a high level thing you may never get it.

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa, that wasn’t called for, and if you don’t know the different between a plant and a brewery I submit that the argument becomes problematic anyway. He doesn’t agree with you. You’ll find that we disagree with each other a lot. This isn’t unusual. You can have a preference, and he can have a preference. What the team does will, I suspect, be utterly indifferent to either one of you, and they’re the ones that matter.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 8, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Game misconduct, third man in.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

“busch” is a pun on bush\beer league.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Just make sure you explain it all to the Capitals!

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

And if you have played at any level above busch then you realize that the Captaincy is an internal issue and what fans or outsiders think is entirely irrelevant so you wouldn’t bother offering your two cents as to how the two-time reigning MVP and new Captain should be handling his responsibilities.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

My apologies for bringing in the third guy. However, I don’t think anyone is understanding what I am trying to say. Don’t get me wrong Ovechkin is the best player in the league and can rightfully do whatever the hell he wants and I am fine with that. But every year I have played hockey I have either had a captain that has been all about the team or been that guy. Being the captain means, to me at least, that no matter who you are or how good you are that you should attend every game or practice or workout (optional or not). I am not saying this from a fan prospective saying that I want to see him practice, I am just saying that hockey is team sport and there are leaders for a reason whether they be the best player in the league or a guy who plays five minutes a night they should be with the team for team events.

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what you and your teams have considered important. The Capitals obviously have other priorities (as do most of the teams in the NHL)

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I could be wrong but I bet more than half of the captains in the league are regulars at practices.

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet most of them aren’t half the player Ovie is, too.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed… but a captain is a captain

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

And you aren’t in the room.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Neither are you…

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s not the one dictating how the Captain should be captain.

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Jan 8, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

your ellipses was so totally ominous.

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 8, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys are so naive. I’m basically dealing with cliquey high schoolers that cannot take, or even fathom, outsiders views. Sorry for interrupting your cult meeting.

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you serious? You haven’t been around for a full week and you’ve got us pegged. Well done.

My point was that what a Captain “needs” to do is informed by his teammates and coaching staff. You aren’t in the room so you don’t know what they need or expect. You want to impose this version of “Captain” that you have become comfortable with and associate with “Captain” but that has no bearing on the situation at all. Then you criticize another person’s point of view because they haven’t played higher than “busch” league. I’m assuming your not an NHL player, so really, by your own logic, you have no business suggesting jack shit to Alex Ovechkin or any of the Washington Capitals.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

is busch league the one with the clydesdales or the one with the snow-capped mountains and the twins in bikini tops?

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 8, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that a trick question?

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

One is anheuser busch, the other, coors light

Still waiting for someone to draft Paul Newman. . .

by kingzman264 on Jan 8, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

all i know is the sedins play in the one with the twins.

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 8, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

But Bud uses the horses, Busch uses a mountain stream (no twins I don’t think) so they both sort of apply.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Bud is busch, uses clydesdales
coors light has the mountains on the cans and the twins in bikini commercials

Still waiting for someone to draft Paul Newman. . .

by kingzman264 on Jan 8, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

But actual Busch beer commercials have the mountain streams, just no twins.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh, ok. I see.

In conclusion, Ovie is a good captain

Still waiting for someone to draft Paul Newman. . .

by kingzman264 on Jan 8, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, that’s not what you were going for with the ellipses? that was a happy ellipses?

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 8, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This coming from the one that’s pulling the “you haven’t played at X level” card. That’s rich.

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Jan 8, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

You and Seminrocks should start your own cliche. You’re made for each other.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We talkin’ about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game…practice. We talkin’ about practice. Practice. We talkin’ about practice. We ain’t talkin’ about the game, we talkin’ bout practice right now.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

by bigmac1124 on Jan 8, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I will rec this every time.

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by jordanDC on Jan 9, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

That was my point. Each team has there own priorities. I agree with you that it’s good to have Captains at practice but I’ve been on teams where that hasn’t mattered at all. I think for the Caps it doesn’t matter to them otherwise Ovi would be there every second.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I had forgotten about this until pretty much right now, but I saw a Sgt. pepper jersey a month or so ago. Foul?

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 1:15 PM EST reply actions  

That depends on what the number is, what kind of jersey we’re talking about, and whether or not the person wearing it believes Paul is dead… ;-)

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I got a picture, lemme go figure out my bluetooth connection.

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

20 apparently.

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

booooo

needs more Pivo

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

For the record, I do not endorse this one and there is no relation.

by Stephen Pepper on Jan 8, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m baffled by this one. And am of the school that it’s an insta-foul unless the name and number on the back are someone that actually played for the Caps. I’m less stodgy about having the right era jersey, though (so the “throwback” Ovie’s don’t bother me…in fact I lust after them).

by grapejoos on Jan 8, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

“It was 20 years ago today”? I still say foul.

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Jan 8, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely foul.

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that a theory or have you seen him doing this during a practice? The past few practices that I have been to there have been no signs of Ovie unless he has a hidden parking spot. Practices that he does skate at you will always see one of his cars there, I would be surprised if he had a different spot for when he isn’t skating. Also, chances are they would have won both of those games with or without Ovie being captain. I know he isn’t the same type of captain that Clarky was but a captain is a captain and unless he is injured he should be on the ice with the team, even if that means he is on the ice for just half an hour.

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 1:15 PM EST reply actions  

Hidden parking spot or hitched a ride. Or has a car that people aren’t aware of.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

There’d be a shocker: Ovechkin with – gasp – a clunker, so he doesn’t get mobbed half to death? Wow!

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 8, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Chimera

He hasn’t showed us much so far . . . Too soon to judge, hopefully.

by kfjje on Jan 8, 2010 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

He’s in a completely different system. I’d give him a month before I got too critical.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 8, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

And even without his acclimation time I like watching him on the forecheck and he busts his ass on the backcheck. I’m happy with him.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I just saw the “Raisin Brahms” commercial and just LOL’d thanks to the Rink. Just thought I’d share with you all and/or open up another arts conversation.

by terpgrrl on Jan 8, 2010 1:37 PM EST reply actions  

Note to Tarik
“…from a distance it appeared to be Hershey Bears themed – but it does incorporate more red on the front. "

is not sufficient description of Neuvy’s new mask. Pictures, man, pictures!

Gah.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 1:39 PM EST reply actions  

There’s video up on the caps site. It’s got the capitol dome on the front and a big angry bear on one side.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 8, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

link

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 8, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it a lot.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s pretty sweet. The bear is awesome.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 8, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

DC: now with godless killing machines!

by grapejoos on Jan 8, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Godless, but not soulless
Lyra looked at the two of them, so utterly different: Iofur so glossy and powerful, immense in his strength and health, splendidly armored, proud and kinglike; and Iorek smaller, though she had never thought he would look small, and poorly equipped, his armor rusty and dented. But his armor was his soul. He had made it and it fitted him. They were one.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 9, 2010 12:06 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha rec’d for book choice. But some would say DC already had godless killing machines.

"He's the heartbeat of our team"

by HolyJumpin on Jan 9, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Hi, how are ya?

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 9, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice! Thanks for the link. But Tarik still should’ve got a picture or two.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Biggest change to my eyes is that the chin used to read “NEUVY,” and now it reads “NEUVI.” Is that right, or am I just seeing a weird angle?

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Jan 8, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I wondered that, too.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 8, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Influenced by Ovi?

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Stan Fischler was quoted this morning on NHL Live saying John Erskine is his favorite Cap, because he is the hardest working. Just so everyone is aware…

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

Rec’d for awesomeness. Hate Fischler so much.

"If you want money go to the bank, if you want bread go to the bakery if you want goals go to the net." - #21

by snakegriffin on Jan 8, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I turned it on at lunch during a R&F break, heard his old-ass voice, then changed it back to commercials.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

+1 East Side Dave for the R and F reference

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Listening to Fez high today has been really hilarious, especially the live reads.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I usually can only get out for the 12 pm-1pm hour in my car eating my lunch…today I stayed inside. Downloaded a ton of show clips last night, including all the decade stuff and Fez doing the Pennystockchaser live read in the dog voice, and the Fez/Dave character showdown, which was absolutely hysterical.

Shits Nolte FTW

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Character showdown was the best radio I’ve heard in a long time.

Piss Stain Pete and the guy who is in favor of torture put me over the edge. I’d like to get those from you if possible.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Go to RonFez.net. Look on the right side under Recent Threads, there’s a list of latest files added to the File Library, its right there under all the decades stuff.

Fattles was great too….cheeseburger!

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome. I got a couple Sleeves songs there. I could listen to Big A. vs Fez on a loop all day.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I was listening to the “Radio War” yesterday, with Fez leading Dave around by a leash.

I miss Guy Guyerson…that was a great bit.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve only been listening to them and O&A since WJFK tanked, but I’m trying to go back and find whatever I can.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I started listening to R and F back in 99 or 2000. They would replay their show at midnight on JFK, and I would listen to the first hour or two before sleeping. Listened to Don and Mike because I had no way to listen to O and A before they came on JFK, and then when that whole thing fell on its ass, I was getting myself an XM.

Can’t really deal with O and A too much these days. Listen to them in the morning usually, but its only because I can’t listen to music that early, and there’s nothing else on.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been listening to Don and Mike my entire life, which is weird to say. I remember Ron and Fez came on after them for a while, but I was probably too young to find them interesting back then. I started listening to the XM channel after WJFK flipped, and now I dislike Chad Dukes because he’s just a guy that was trying to be Anthony Cumia, Jr.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

And oh shit I just remember the dog voice spot, hahahaha.. I almost drove off the road.

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the ones I listen to the most on my Ipod are when Dave read his poetry and short story “Jack Donovan” that he wrote in high school.

Fez was awesome. “I’ve never seen so much fuckin’ product placement in my life!!”

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I told him he sucked via twitter once, he responded, going on about how much he loved lollipops.

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

If there was ever a more damning indictment of Erskine than his play…

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that your way of arguing in defense of Erskine?

Because it’s a terrible way to argue. Fischler is one of the absolute worst “analysts” that you can find.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

No no no. I completely agree, Fischler has no idea whats going on. I was poking fun at both of them. Sorry for the confusion.

"When I look at the net I don't see a goalie." - Pavel Bure

by Knoobie on Jan 8, 2010 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No worries.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I did not see any comments in this thread about the hilarity that ensued when Ovie was given a mic during the V-Cast shoot. Loved the “Brooks has been practicing for hours” comments.

by bigeugene on Jan 8, 2010 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

Thank you. I don’t know how I missed it, but looking forward (about 5 seconds) to seeing it.

by redlineblue on Jan 8, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, we were gushing about it yesterday. It was definitely an amazing video. Pure comedy gold.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw it yesterday but somehow missed the discussion of it. Must have accidentally z-ed through that. It’s worthy of its own thread.

by bigeugene on Jan 8, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah there is a whole fan shot on it.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

D’oh, I need to train myself better to check the fan shot links daily.

by bigeugene on Jan 8, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

here’s the Japers’ take.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

here’s all the commentary (fanshot)

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Jan 8, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

yea, he was totally ragging on Brooks for his practicing…loved every second of it.

Favorite part: “Don’t be sorry”

by SeattleCapsFan on Jan 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Sort of off-topic: I just ordered a #39 Ryan Miller Team USA jersey. He and Thomas both wear #30 for their NHL teams, but I emailed USA Hockey and they told me “Miller is wearing 39 and Thomas is wearing 30.”
Surprisingly quick and helpful, those USA Hockey people.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jan 8, 2010 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

Did anyone read the article about revenue sharing that J.P. linked to in the “What we’re reading” bar? Here it is.

I find it hysterical that a Philly journalist would advocate moving the NHL to an MLB-style system. You mean the league with the least competitive equality and most financial disparity? I wonder why they’d like that. He sells it as a “revenue sharing” argument when the reality is that MLB does the least sharing, and what the NHL really needs is more sharing. I can’t believe this crap got past an editor, or anyone with a brain. NHL should collectivize the TV contracts, ASAP. The longer they wait, the more difficult it will be; it may already be impossible. I’m interested in what other people’s thoughts are on the revenue sharing issue, and whether they agree with this guy.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

Looks like all the commenters over there are revolting as well.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 8, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I like how that guy seems to forget that the NHL ALREADY had that system. And it caused multiple lockouts, and a strike. Baseball can afford to have that stuff. Hockey can’t.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Usually when I see a reference to Philly commenters and “revolting,” it’s not in this context. Nice.

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by J.P. on Jan 8, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You see 38,112 standing in the cold of Fenway Park for a glimpse of a game between two of hockey’s name brands, you see promise.

mmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmm. Right. Remind me again in which city the Winter Classic finished third int he TV ratings, behind a bloody parade? Oh right.

The Swedish equivalent of Tom Poti should feel shame.

by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The suggestion that the NHL would be better off having its storied franchises filling the playoffs is ridiculous. The hardcore fans from the storied franchises and big markets are likely to watch the playoffs anyway. If you make it harder for small market and new teams to get in all you are going to do is push hockey into even more of a niche sport status instead of growing the game. As you pointed out, that article is just complete crap through and through.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I think PPP will have a ball with this announcement, for a game when they play the Panthers.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 8, 2010 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

.

I’m really afraid to ask what’s involved in the “Barkan Method of Hot Yoga”.

Maybe it involves this guy somehow, since its hot?

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet, I wanna learn how to teleport.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing worse than playing a guy in SFII that would just turtle in the corner with Dhalsim or a similar characer and keep shooting projectiles

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 8, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

When I was young button mashing always worked for me. It pissed my older brother off, but I didn’t care.

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Your brother sucks if he can’t beat a button masher in SFII. I could understand if it was Tekken or Soul Calibur or something, but..

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I was an awesome masher, what can I say.

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 8, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

TheLoL Fleury
4 points and a plus 4 rating in four exhibition games and I get cut. What a joke! Craig Conroy goes the first 37 games of the season with zero goals. I wonder how many I would have had?

DISSSS

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by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 4:02 PM EST reply actions  

awesome.

USA beat Canada because more kids in the US are playing hockey and the USA hockey system is producing better hockey players to compete with the Canadian youth hockey system, not because Ray Bourque got his fuck on in Boston.

by RedBirdie on Jan 8, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The report also says that Fleury predicts that the Flames will lose in the first round of the playoffs for the second year in a row.

Don’t sell the Flames short, this would be their 5th year in a row losing in the first round (the year they lost in the finals to TB was actually the only time they’ve won a series since winning the Cup in ‘89). Not sure if it’s Fleury or TSN with the omission.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Ted’s new blog post is about Natty’s fanpost of Carlson’s medal winner. Nice! Natty has gone big time.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 8, 2010 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

:: golf clap ::

Well done, Natty. Remember, we knew you way back when.

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by EmilyB on Jan 8, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

hoorah! very cool. have to credit most of the 50+ recs to either patriotism or JP’s tweet, though.

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 8, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I can say for sure one of those recs had to do with neither. It was for the excellent quality of the photos and commentary.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 8, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

ted (investor) almost certainly has an SBN account, right? is he just one of the anonymous masses?

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 8, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s probably watching right now! Act busy!

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 8, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, one of the regular commenters actually is Ted Leonsis.

But which one is it……

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 9, 2010 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

somebody get JP drunk at the happy hour and see if we can get to the bottom of this, please.

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 9, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m going to assume it someone who didn’t participate in #beefcakewithicing and #brookslaichwithbubbles night…..

USA beat Canada because more kids in the US are playing hockey and the USA hockey system is producing better hockey players to compete with the Canadian youth hockey system, not because Ray Bourque got his fuck on in Boston.

by RedBirdie on Jan 9, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

now you guys are just taunting me with the ellipses.

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 9, 2010 2:50 AM EST up reply actions  

……………………………..

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 9, 2010 3:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Only YOU can prevent idiots from commenting!

by Knee high to a duck on Jan 9, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunno if it was posted but DiPietro is starting against Dallas tonight. That means the Isles have 3 goalies. Almost like Kolzig, Huet and Johnson.

"That's hockey. You never know what's going to happen. It's a tough sport. No tooth, a broken nose, but I'm looking good [laughs]." - The GR8

by Capsfan07 on Jan 8, 2010 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

On acquiring Kovalchuk. While he is a very good player, in a salary cap world, he would not be the best guy for them to acquire at the present time.

It would only compound the problem we already have in trying to keep Backstrom and Semin, along with Ovi (and anyone else who might get hot, like Flash or Fehr). Not to mention Green.

Atlanta would probably demand more than we’re ready to give. The jury is still out on which of out goalie prospects would be the best to keep.

If it were a non-salary cap world, it would probably be better to acquire him as a free agent than through a trade. But, even so, offense is not exactly a pressing need. (Even though after the West coast trip, we might have felt that way.) Kovy is actually not that high in Plus/Minus at all.

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Jan 8, 2010 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

And then there is this…

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 8, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

now THAT’s a clip that deserves ron jawarski style.

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 8, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

AO does not make $10 million per year, ergo nobody in the NHL should make $10 million per year.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 8, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I read that article from SB Atlanta. The author is definitely not bullish on what Kovalchuk offers to a team.

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Jan 8, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

And now Puck Daddy has a link to an even more negative article on Kovalchuk’s value:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/expect-kovalchuk-to-be-on-the-move/article1423734/

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Jan 8, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

There are a ton of comments on this. .

Still waiting for someone to draft Paul Newman. . .

by kingzman264 on Jan 8, 2010 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Just for the record, I started this thread at 6 AM pacific (9:00 AM to y’all). It’s now 9:30 Pacific (past midnight for y’all), and for the first time today, when I hit “z” I don’t get anything new.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 9, 2010 12:28 AM EST reply actions  

How does that make you feel? Relieved?

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 9, 2010 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually couldn’t even keep this thread open most of the day. It kept crashing my browser, so I’ve been in other threads and just finally was able to catch up in here.

Поклон перед вашим капитаном!

by Knubles and Bits on Jan 9, 2010 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

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