Like I'm sure most of you here, I don't make a single decision in my life without consulting the brain trust of humanity that is the Japers' Rink community. The finest, sharpest, collection of people ever assembled under one banner. The wisdom in every post by every individual is a mastery of knowledge, experience, good taste, total relevance, clarity, succinctness, and friendliness. So of course I would ask you guys.

Purely hypothetically, if a cougar (or sugar daddy wannabe if applicable) of a sufficient level of quality wanted to fly you out to watch a Caps game (Your choice of game and city). Would you do it?