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What’s a Mike Wise?

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 7:18 AM EST reply actions  

I dunno, I chuckled at this line…

As talent evaluators go, McPhee has outlasted most everyone in Washington. Vinny Cerrato. Jim Bowden (Okay, that wasn’t hard). Wes Unseld. Clinton. Bush. The man has staying power. At this point it’s basically George McPhee and Castro.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Jan 20, 2010 7:25 AM EST up reply actions  

He can be funny, I’ll give him that.

Matt Bradley is my fµcking hero, I mean he was before, but now he’s like double or something.

by Ovechwin on Jan 20, 2010 7:28 AM EST up reply actions  

As to the substance of Wise’s article… do we think he’s right, or might the responsibility for this season’s success or failure rest more with then man behind the bench?

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 7:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I think its twofold. The team needs some help, and has the ability to do so with extra cap room, but they still have to execute. Efforts like last nights won’t cut it, even if they did end up winning.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 7:42 AM EST up reply actions  

BB’s got to learn how to adjust properly. I’ve argued before that his systems are still too AHL-y and it showed last night when the Caps simply could not get to the points because the Wings are just too fast at moving the puck. And they will continue to get burned if that doesn’t change.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 20, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Our PP couldn’t set up because there was so much pressure on the points. I WISH we could kill penalties like that.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

We’ve got the speed to, just not the system.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 20, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes. You guys are smart.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I say the latter, but then again I’m prejudiced.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 7:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the latter as well. There are already pieces here to have a successful (though your mileage may vary as to what that really means) season, IMO.

No question, the team could use some upgrades, and, as YLM points out, there’s cap room to make a move. The team also has tradeable assets. But I question just how much is really going to be available – you can have all the demand in the world, but if the supply ain’t there, the price is too high or there’s nothing to purchase. So I think GMGM could potentially whiff if there’s a deal he doesn’t make, but Gabby has to make the most of what he’s got, and the pieces are already there for that to be special.

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 7:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I would rather him not make a deal at all than do something completely stupid

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 7:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Fortunately, his track record suggests that that is exactly what will happen. If the right deal isn’t there, he’s more likely to do nothing than to do something just to do something.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 20, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s definitely make savvy moves in the past to shore teams up at deadlines without giving away much. In addition, its almost always a surprise. GMGM on deadline day is like Santa for Caps fans. Always brings a surprise present that we weren’t expecting yet find ourselves delighted to have.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, no doubt. But I have faith that he won’t do anything stupid, either.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 20, 2010 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think my comment suggested anything else but that.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course.

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

TEB tweeted the other day that McPhee was doing a phoner interview and talked about how tough it is to look for anything this year compared to past years, which would lend to that.

The other thing to consider; say GMGM went ahead and traded say, Alzner and Neuvirth as part of a package last year. The price was steep then, but considering the role each has played/will play in the future, the ramifications of not making that move continue to resonate.

A wise man one said about not making a move:
management sent a message to the players: it’s up to you.
If there’s even a little truth to it, then it wouldn’t surprise me at all to see the horses we have now be the horses we run with in the playoffs.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed (on all but the “wise” part). But it’s also a bit of spin – GMs talk about how there’s no one available b/c everyone’s still alive for a playoff spot every year.

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I plead partial ignorance to this, but isn’t this also the first big group of 27 year old post-lockout UFAs? Maybe the natural reluctance of overpaying for a rental is intensified as a result.

Bear in mind I’m only spitballing stuff here; I mean if it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

you can have all the demand in the world, but if the supply ain’t there, the price is too high or there’s nothing to purchase

There is another piece to this — the piece you’re bringing in has to be an upgrade to the piece you are replacing. Last year, McPhee said, there wasn’t a defenseman that would be an improvement on Pothier, so there was no reason to make a deal. If there is no defenseman out there who is an upgrade to Morrisonn, Pothier, Alzner, etc., there is no reason to make a trade.

That’s what makes message board trades so frustrating. They too often don’t demonstrably improve the roster spot that you are trying to upgrade (which might not involve the player you’re sending out). It’s a trade to make a trade, as if you were building fantasy points.

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by ThePeerless on Jan 20, 2010 8:03 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s why i’m on board the Pavel Kubina Bandwagon :D

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

OK…I’m going to guess you want to upgrade the Morrisonn spot with that move. First, is Kubina an upgrade? Second, who are you willing to part with to get him (and Morrisonn is almost certainly not an option in this scenario)?

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by ThePeerless on Jan 20, 2010 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Here’s what I posted last week in terms of the upgrade question:

He has the highest Defensive GVT on Atlanta right now at 2.2, and the only defensemen on our team higher than that are Schultz and Green at 3.6 and 3.0 respectively. He has a higher offensive GVT than any defenseman we have except for Mike Green, by a LARGE margin. In that case, you could say that what he could contribute from the back line offensively adds more to our team than what he already contributes defensively, which is pretty good.

Not only that, he’ll be playing with much better teammates, which will only help him.
Hamhuis

Offensive GVT: 1.1
Defensive GVT: 1.9

Staios:

Offensive GVT: -0.5
Defensive GVT: -0.1

Kubina:

Offensive GVT: 4.0
Defensive GVT: 2.2

To further that, Kubina’s relative +/- is +11.7, which is good for 24th overall in the entire league (and the only two Caps better than that are Jeff Schultz and Alexander Ovechkin)

It gets trickier when you talk about who you want to give up for him, but I’d certainly be willing to part with a prospect and/or a draft pick.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

What are their career GVT numbers? Kubina’s having a career year in ATL. I’m not totally sold on him.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 8:19 AM EST up reply actions  

If he’s having a “career year” wouldn’t it make sense to buy high since you wouldn’t have to make a commitment to him for any significant length of time?

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

My concern would be that taking him out of the specific situation might drag down his play as I’d expect his TOI to decrease. Conversely, his offensive numbers could improve just by playing with better players and he could help take some of the burden off Green. ‘m not averse to signing him as he’d be an upgrade I’m just not sure it would be worth it in terms of the potential cost in terms of what the Caps would have to give up. Then again its Waddell involved so who the hell knows

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 8:30 AM EST up reply actions  

With Waddell’s history, he’d probably trade him to us for a half-smoke and a bowl of chili.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Let’s just talk up Morrisonn around here since we found out yesterday that our comments can make waves in the highest professional hockey league in the world.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

He hates babies.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Smells like mean spirit.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He’s due for a smakedown

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I would rather talk up Tyler Sloan, whom I spent most of last evening screaming at.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

When do the poop jokes start?

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I mentioned Tyler Sloan

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Too bad the Caps don’t own the rights to Alexi Zhitnik.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Mmmm. Can we take a Rink field trip to Ben’s Chili Bowl?

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

oh man… want.

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Jan 20, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

You remind me of one of the few things the Lerners did very very well as owners of the Nats

Aim for the head baby Jesus

by Doncosmic on Jan 20, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Steve Staios, FTW

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 20, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Staios too, though YLM’s numbers don’t make him look very good. I still think he’s the kind of defense-first, team toughness kind of player we need. Kubina’s abstract stats look good, but I just don’t see how he cures what we failed at last year. His cannon at the point would be nice, but does our PP really need much of an upgrade? Staios does all the little things well and plays on a much worse team.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The Oilers are a fucking mess, which could color his stats.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, the number 1 goalie being on the shelf can’t help the defensive numbers either.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Hemsky being hurt probably costs them more. Khabibulin sucks.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Khabibulin has a ring! But seriously, he was pretty damn good last year and is still better than the jerks that replaced him.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He Stinks

Wasted a perfectly good mid-round pick on him in my keeper league. I’d be on top if he hadn’t got hurt and then was halfway decent.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

No you stink

Nice work, GMJDC.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I grabbed Kari Lehtonen.. here’s hoping the Thrashers pick up the pace soon.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Go pick up Varlamov and DiPietro and you can have a monopoly on fragile goalies. Idiot.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Options are very limited. Dan Ellis is my best goalie in terms of point-per-game percentage.. over Tim Thomas (also on my shitlist).

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t you mean win percentage?

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, which translates to leading in fantasy points per game.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice. This is probably never going to get old. Johnny Ringo is just a wealth of material.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I can always count on him to kill some hours. I love how he’s even a complete asshole to Travis, Ben, and Geoff.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You keep skipping STEP ONE!!!

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Jan 20, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

How many half-wins does Ellis have this year?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 20, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

At least one saved game.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course he was good last year, it was a contract year.

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by Killer_Carlson on Jan 20, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Right. And with his age and fragility no team would sign him to more than a one-year deal, so he’s in another contract year, right?

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. At the rate that things are going in the playoff races, there probably won’t be a ton out there and therefore what is will probably be overpriced. I’m not saying the Caps won’t make a move, I’m just saying its going to be hard to make a smart one given current market conditions. And by right one I mean a defensive defensemen.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 8:09 AM EST up reply actions  

With all due respect , Mike Wise likes things simple. If only life were that simple. It’s a combination of factors – health of players, right mix of players, coaching, and making the right personnel moves .

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 7:48 AM EST up reply actions  

If the responsibility is primarily Boudreau’s, then I suppose one has to assume that the Caps have personnel in place who are competitive with their contender cohort. That cohort is probably limited to New Jersey, Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Chicago, and San Jose (that Western group has more talented teams, but Chicago and San Jose are the class of that conference).

Offensively, the Caps can compete with anyone and make their lives difficult. But I subscribe the notion that there is a larger element of luck involved in offense in hockey than defense — the shape of the puck, the condition of the ice, a broken stick on a shot. Defensively, this team is not constructed to win a series of 3-2, 2-1 games (or at least four series of them, if it should come to that). Their defense and goaltending is probably more prone to making the one mistake that will hurt them than any of the other teams mentioned.

The continuing fear I have is that the Caps are the Ottawa Senators 2.0 — a team that can rack up a lot of regular season points, but might not be rugged enough for the different sort of game they will face the deeper they go into the playoffs. And I don’t think the Caps’ state of development with respect to their goaltending aligns with the state of their skaters. If the Caps had an experienced stud in goal (say, a Varlamov with five years of experience, instead of 22 regular season games), the gaps in their defense could be covered up a little better.

The Caps certainly can win the Cup with this group. Boudreau’s job will be harder in such a circumstance than it would be were McPhee were to find that sandpaper who could chip in goals or a more “own-end” sort of defenseman. If the Caps were to make no further moves, I suspect the team would be a favorite to win one round, but from the second round on it would depend on matchups. Jersey will give them fits because they are so methodical. Pittsburgh less so (I’m not impressed with their defense or goaltending this year), and Buffalo not at all (Miller can’t keep this up forever with so little help from the rest of the lineup). Should they get out of the East, I think they’d have an easier time with Chicago than with San Jose. In fact, of all the teams that might make the playoffs, Chicago is my pick as most likely high-seed to be eliminated in the first round. With them, it’s all about goaltending, and I’m not sold on the fact that they have it.

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by ThePeerless on Jan 20, 2010 7:57 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

The Caps

might not be rugged enough for the different sort of game they will face the deeper they go into the playoffs

Agreed. There’s a question in this regard about some of they guys carrying the team during the regular season. I worry about Green in particular. Last night, as is often the case, the “sloppiness” factor on his part seemed to escalate as he got more tired. Playing 25 mins a game every game during the year may not leave him too fresh for the playoffs (despite the Olympic break) and then playing the tough brand of playoff hockey. Unfortunately, regardless of how the Caps do overall, I wouldn’t be surprised if Green doesn’t live up to expectations during the playoffs.

by kfjje on Jan 20, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Spot on.

 Although I do think we are better suited for a playoff run this year than last. While our defense and goal tending situation is largely unchanged, the offense has been equipped with the parts needed to sustain the fire power once the game changes from the free wheeling regular season to the hard nosed style of the playoffs. Adding Knuble and Chimera really gives this team the edge we lacked the last two years which we are starting to see show up now that Knuble is healthy and Chimera is becoming acclimated to his surroundings. Having an offense that can score from in close and through hard work in front of the net will go along way as opposed to the highly skilled perimeter game that works wonders in the regular season but dries up once the playoffs start and teams tighten up.

I really hope we can keep the pieces together for a few more years because with an experienced Varlamov and a defensive top 4 of Green-Schultz-Alzner-Carlson combined with our current offense we would be a really tough team to compete with. My only concern is that our offensive development is too far ahead of our defensive development and that by the time our young defenders/goaltenders are ready the offense will have already peaked.

by HockeyGoalie29 on Jan 20, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I am of the opinion that the Caps don’t need a Guerin, Weight, Whitney, Kunitz or other gritty yet skilled forward. Do they need that shutdown d-man (who will cost them so dearly, to be sure)? Perhaps, but maybe not the high octane type we’re thinking of (a Nieds or Pronger).
Look at the Pens and last season. As late as St Valentine’s Day, their season was on the brink – they got crushed 6-2 by a horrible Toronto team and Therrien got fired. Let’s face it: who was afraid of Gonchar, Letang, Gill, Eaton, Orpik, Scuderi? They defied expectations because of their aggressive o-ffensive style kept most teams skating backwards. In the SCF, the Pens D and forwards stunned the Wings by shutting down Detroit’s offense. It was a complete team effort.
I think we can make an upgrade at D, but nothing drastic. It’s mostly up to Bruce, I believe.

by S h a g g y on Jan 20, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Shutting down DET’s offense is extremely generous. Datsyuk missed half the series, and wasn’t close to 100% when he returned, and Lidstrom was playing with an injured ball. Sure, they won, and nobody can take that away from them, but let’s not pretend they went out there and “shut down” DET’s offense. That shit happened in1995, not 2009.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

In fact, of all the teams that might make the playoffs, Chicago is my pick as most likely high-seed to be eliminated in the first round.

Couldn’t aree more. Huet has never won a playoff series, and has only played in 16 NHL playoff games total, or 3 more than Varly. Huet is 34 years old. Varly is 21.

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 20, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Their defense is wacky-good though. It’ll be fun to watch.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

agree. It’ll be an awesome series.

I mean, Ozzie has been decent enough in the playoffs, but never stellar like Hank, Miller, etc. But the Wings’ D made it enough…I would say something similar for Chicago.

by Vinn on Jan 20, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

With respect to matchups, I say bring on the Devils if they can get past the first round. That team is only going as far as Martin Broduer can drag them and Marty is on another 70+ games, 4,000+ minute pace. He turns 38 in May and had broken down at the end of season for the past four years. Why would this year, with the compressed schedule, be any different? The Devils can’t score, the Buffaslugs outgun them, and if Marty starts letting them in, how will they win in the playoffs?

You’re spot on with the Buffaslugs and if Miller carries the load for the US, it will only hasten their demise.

As for Pittsburgh, sorry but it really does depend upon the zebra crew and NHL Front Office directives. Yeah, go ahead, laugh at, and dismiss the KoOkY KoNsPiRaCy ThEoRiSt. But explain the 21 seconds before you do.

With Detroit and Anaheim lurking around the bottom of the Western Conference Playoff spots, Chicago and San Jose should be very worried because if Detroit and Anaheim end up 7 and 8 out West then Chicago and San Jose are going out in the first round. However because Detroit and Anaheim are going to have to expend so much just to make the playoffs, they won’t last more than one round which really opens things up in the West.

If we can get through the East, and avoiding the Penguin Scum would greatly increase those chances, then this very well could be our year.

As for last night, I don’t read too much stock into the game, because as mentioned before, Detroit will be fighting for their playoff lives for the rest of the season. They need every point they can get and are well aware of that fact. It would take a monumental collapse for the Caps to fail to make the playoffs. Despite not matching the urgency/intensity of the Red Wings, the Caps still found a way to win last night and played the type of game they’ll need to play come April on Sunday against the Flyers.

My only concern is that the Caps fail to “turn it on” at the right time again this year. But with our schedule over the last few weeks and a chance at the President’s Trophy and #1 seed in the East, the Caps should have plenty of focus and drive for the final few games despite wrapping up a playoff spot and division title rather early.

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by Caps Nut on Jan 20, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

As for Pittsburgh, sorry but it really does depend upon the zebra crew and NHL Front Office directives. Yeah, go ahead, laugh at, and dismiss the KoOkY KoNsPiRaCy ThEoRiSt. But explain the 21 seconds before you do.

Incompetence. I don’t think the NHL could manage a league-wide conspiracy even if they wanted to. They just don’t have the personnel.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 20, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Or vision or organization.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

But…but…Bettman!

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Incompetence. I don’t think the NHL could manage a league-wide conspiracy even if they wanted to. They just don’t have the personnel.

I’m working my way through the Tim Donaghy Book.

Very enlightening to say the least because it isn’t as tough as you might think.

Furthermore, the fact that the NHL has effectively whitewashed the 21 seconds is proof in favor of a conspiracy. The NFL would at least pay lip service in removing/disciplining officials who gacked a call that badly. The NHL put the same crew on the ice for Game 5 with nary a mention.

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Everybody Wang Chung......

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by Caps Nut on Jan 20, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Good Lord…

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Would you mind e-mailing me the details of said book, please?

irockthered {at} gmail {dot} com… Thanks.

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 20, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I laughed outloud and read that to my wife. She said “Ha, that is funny. Who’s George McPhee?”

we're not gonna allow someone like Downie to go after him.

by Sct112 on Jan 20, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you facepalm?

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

And more importantly, Sct112

What are you doing on Feb. 6?

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Wise is to dc sports reporting what Dan Synder is to dc sports ownership. Neither are concerned about the dc fan base, only expanding their empire and wallet. Go away Mike.

by D-Loc on Jan 20, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

From what I’ve heard about Snyder, great analogy.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy Jose makes me happy.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 20, 2010 7:21 AM EST reply actions  

My nickname for him this season when he has been “on” is Contract Year Jose.

by patred48 on Jan 20, 2010 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

A nickname that would suggest he would be “on” all season..

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 8:55 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It’s the second half of the season. Replay 2008? Except for bombing out in the second round, that is. (Wasn’t he playing sick then?)

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 20, 2010 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he had food poisoning.

Matt Bradley is my fµcking hero, I mean he was before, but now he’s like double or something.

by Ovechwin on Jan 20, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was more like the flu, but I don’t remember. Who the hell was his backup then, that he needed to play sick? I sort of remember Colorado getting shelled, how much worse could it have been?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 20, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Think it was Raycroft or Budaj. Not exactly confidence-inspiring in either case.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Raycroft didn’t come in till the next year.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

The Avs fan I know says food poisoning.

Matt Bradley is my fµcking hero, I mean he was before, but now he’s like double or something.

by Ovechwin on Jan 20, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

You sure it wasn’t a blood disorder? Sort of like mono?

by mechanicsville on Jan 20, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, why can’t food poisoning be food poisoning?

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

i’m just going to keep rec’ing these.

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 20, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Me too. I enjoy it.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 20, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

agreed

i’ve been quick to turn on him when he’s played poorly, but it is good to see him get appreciated by the fans for a stellar performance. he seems like a great team guy (judging from how happy his teammates have been during his recent spurt) and given his recent family tragedy, i’m definitely in his corner. go THEO

by DonnieKnutts on Jan 20, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it was Puckhead’s Thoughts on Twitter last night that said the game reminded him of the Pens series – Caps kept the game close, but on the scoreboard only, being absolutely dominated in puck possession and chances. I can buy that comparison, for the most part.

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 7:51 AM EST reply actions  

D’ohboy make a similar observation in GDT about how this team struggles with teams that have strong forechecks.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 8:11 AM EST up reply actions  

it doesnt look like we have improved much, if any over last year in this regard. I made the same comment after I got home last night too in the recap.

That was playoff hockey, as i believe BB noted Stanley Cup winning hockey, 4-7 games of getting outshot and having play controlled by the other team will not result in wins. Chicago, Detroit and SJ are three teams that should we meet in the Finals we could have serious problems with. I had said SJ was the only team that impressed me earlier on our west coast trip, notch another game that impressed. Our inability to dig out from the boards against a strong forecheck, which I believe Detroit is the best team in the NHL at doing, and clear our zone plays a large part in playoff hockey. That must be addressed, by the coaches, players or trade, I dont’ have the answers but I do not like the game play beign dictated by the other team.

Promote the game, it's the NHL, not SCHL

by kurlNdrag on Jan 20, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

One thing, though – I think it happened because the guys were standing around too much and not moving their feet enough, not that they’re not capable of playing such a game. They can, but they have to work for it.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 20, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

All I could think during the game was, “why does everyone have to have a bad night at the same time?” I totally missed the third goal until the replay. I got caught looking down or something, I can’t remember what. Who expected two goals so close together with the way they were playing?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 20, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

no doubt, around the 3rd period the comment I made to the guy next to me was they had cement in their boots and looked slow last night. He said that he was just thinking they had an anchor in tow. I know they can play better, but when you have a first period like that you would think it would get better immediately, not wait until the last 15 minutes of the game.

Promote the game, it's the NHL, not SCHL

by kurlNdrag on Jan 20, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

They can, but they have to work for it.

This to me is the $64,000 question with this team come playoff time.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup. I choose to have faith that they will step it up come playoff time, though. Their stretch schedule isn’t a cakewalk like it was last year, and that’s a benefit.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 20, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Late Sunday night the NHL on the Fly crew were discussing the Caps win over the Flyers and talked a bit about Caps’ D. They noted that in the past 7 games the Caps had 37 goals for – and 20 goals against. Then they said “In a seven game playoff series, 20 goals against is not getting you a victory.”

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 20, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I saw that too….t’was Dave Reid.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s one of the OtF guys I have no respect for. Finally figured out he’s the one who said it was Green’s fault when he got boarded by Koci.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 20, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a reason for the anti-Caps stance Reid seems to have? Don’t know if there’s history…

by panic13 on Jan 20, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Well if giving up 20 goals over 7 games…how did the describe giving up 37?

by Yoshietree on Jan 20, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, Veronica Loughran was in net for most of those.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh. Definitely recognized the name but couldn’t pull it and had to look it up. well played.

by Yoshietree on Jan 20, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

In a row?

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by The Ghost of Bebop on Jan 20, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Try not to [score any goals] on the way to the parking lot!

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m not even supposed to be here today!

Matt Bradley is my fµcking hero, I mean he was before, but now he’s like double or something.

by Ovechwin on Jan 20, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

What’s that guy doing with the eggs?

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 20, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

What kind of convenience store do you run here?

Matt Bradley is my fµcking hero, I mean he was before, but now he’s like double or something.

by Ovechwin on Jan 20, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The Rebel win sure doesn’t taste as sweet when you think about all those poor contractors.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 20, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you guys have any balls down there?

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Duh duh… duh duh… duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh… Salsa shark! We’re gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark’s in the salsa. Our shark.

Matt Bradley is my fµcking hero, I mean he was before, but now he’s like double or something.

by Ovechwin on Jan 20, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

About the biggest pair you’ve ever seen dingleberry!

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Here: try some Chewlie’s gum.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 20, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

What smells like shoe polish?

by panic13 on Jan 20, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw that, and my immediate response was “20 goals against is good enough if you score 37”. Somehow he ignored that part.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 20, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Browsing around the internets, I find proof of what it takes to get real media coverage in this town — play the Red Wings or Penguins every game. From Nate’s twitter last night (sue me, I’m behind, I went to the game without net access):

WJLA-7 and WTTG-5 are at Verizon Center for live shots tonight. Laich and Knuble, respectively, will join them.

Loved Stretch’s reponse — who got traded?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 20, 2010 8:52 AM EST reply actions  

From the late entry department: Here’s my recap from last night’s game. Didn’t get finished in time for J.P., but it’s here in case anyone wants to read it.

http://www.ffodc.com/articles/washington-capitals/caps-wing-jan-19-10.html

Fight For Old D.C. Admin
Love my Hokies, Caps, Redskins, Wizards and Nats.

by The Miz on Jan 20, 2010 8:54 AM EST reply actions  

* Finally, stay tuned for a Rink contest later in the day.

No comments?

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 9:33 AM EST reply actions  

Staying tuned requires too much focus to articulate a comment

by renstar on Jan 20, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Is the prize an OFB mug?

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Better!

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Round of shots for each caps goal tomorrow night?!?!?!

by highslot84 on Jan 20, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

TWO OFB mugs?

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Jan 20, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Two girls, one OFB mug?

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Gotta work Joe Finley in there somehow.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

That would be a big mug!

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 20, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll say.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Better keep that mug away from FInley, he throws dishes in addition to lawnmowers!

Matt Bradley is my fµcking hero, I mean he was before, but now he’s like double or something.

by Ovechwin on Jan 20, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Or Tara Wheeler.

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Jan 20, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

ewwwww, she’s orange.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

So you’re saying she should be on Jersey Shore?

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

#needsmoreFistPump

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

New Jersey

Where they pump fists, not gas.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Wouldn’t wish that on anybody.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

clever JP, but eww!

by kcfatts on Jan 20, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

It’ll have to be good to beat my Style Invitational Loser Magnet.

"Ah, dinner. The perfect break between work and drunk." - Homer Simpson

by apk3000 on Jan 20, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it a copy of Miracle on bluray?

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Any comment on this would be baseless speculation.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 20, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

snort

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 20, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Is the Rink going down? Is SBN doing server maintenance? No?

Then I’ll stay tuned.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 20, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Hula hooping? Competitive eating? Competitive Photoshopping?

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 20, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I vote for competitive photoshopping.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

In fact, I already have one lined up for posting tomorrow.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Your sig line just made me snort wayyyy too loud.

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 20, 2010 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Why thank you. That’s my favorite comedy movie ever.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I spent part of my day off Monday watching that for the 97325th time since it was one of the Fios free on-demand movies. Never gets old!

by Kerry Fraser's Hairspray on Jan 20, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

It gets better with every viewing IMO. You notice something you never caught before each time you see it.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Those should only be held on the weekend (so I can do them and not look like I’m completely blowing off work).

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Totally agreed on that count. I don’t have Photoshop at work.

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 20, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

This is true. But I’ve had this one in my back pocket for a little bit.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

We’re staying tuned.

We have attention spans long enough to do that, and to wait for the contest to begin, don’t we?

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 20, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

With all due respect its just a Rink contest.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I hope it’s Name that Tune with songs played on a small toy piano with vocals sung by a 1982 Speak N Spell, with the winner getting a “Jeff Schultz: Lovegod” poster.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

by Rather Bengt on Jan 20, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, who stole my “Jeff Schultz: Lovegod” poster?

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 20, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

.

I didn’t know they were married

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow...

I am not firing on all cylinders this morning. It took me a WHILE to get this one. (((>.<)))!

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 20, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

God I love that nickname for him

Aim for the head baby Jesus

by Doncosmic on Jan 20, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Same here. Physical resemblance plus the irony given that the Tackleberry character was so hyper aggressive just makes it so perfect.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I was going to but I had class.

Matt Bradley is my fµcking hero, I mean he was before, but now he’s like double or something.

by Ovechwin on Jan 20, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

My 2 cents

Since I went to bed right after the game, I didn’t join in the post game discussion. Here are a few observations I had from the game.

  • Sloan looked ridiculously over-matched. After a decent game or two, I’m wondering if he and Erskine should just be rotated, as they both seem to need time off to be effective.
  • The Caps were losing for about 50 minutes of that game. During that 50 minutes, I could count on 4 hands and 3 feet how many times I saw a puck floating in space and a Caps player (a) just standing there staring at it, (b) standing there, feet still, with his back to it and no indication that he knew it was there (no head turn, no looking around, and no indication that anyone told him where it was), or © skating away from a 50/50 puck / not following a rebound / standing and expecting the puck to just get through to you while a redwing hustled and got the puck cleanly/uncontested. While the whole team was guilty, I seemed to see quite a bit of this from 8 and 55 (im sure it was others too, but those stood out for some reason). In particular I saw it a lot from 8.
  • When the Caps started to rally, it started when Ovechkin started to move his feet. When he moved his feet, everyone started moving their feet. His breakaway that lead to a PP seemed to start things. Conclusion? This team is following the lead of their captain. When he is standing around flat, they seem to do the same. When he is hustling, hitting, and moving his feet, the team gets going.
  • The above does not apply to Backstrom, he was moving his feet and going to space the whole night.
  • CSN, WTF is with the camera angle from the corner that shows the whole ice. That screws with all depth perception and jars me from my trance of following the game. Hockey should be cheap to broadcast (especially in HD). It requires one camera only, the one at center ice. A couple others are nice for replay purposes, but the camera angle never needs to change (except for a fight for the puck on the near boards).
  • Lastly, Theo. Wow. That is all I can say about that. At least he didn’t come out flat at all. Here’s hoping he keeps this sort of play up.

by renstar on Jan 20, 2010 9:35 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

I could count on 4 hands and 3 feet how many times I saw a puck floating in space and a Caps player (a) just standing there staring at it, (b) standing there, feet still, with his back to it and no indication that he knew it was there (no head turn, no looking around, and no indication that anyone told him where it was), or © skating away from a 50/50 puck / not following a rebound / standing and expecting the puck to just get through to you while a redwing hustled and got the puck cleanly/uncontested.

Bingo. This, frankly, is why we damn near lost the game last night. We got outhustled and outworked to pucks all night. There was a LOT of “duh, where’d it go, oh hey what’s that, maybe I ought to go after it, oh well, it’s gone now” going around, and it was damn near team-wide.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 20, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh the good old cliche of losing one-on-one battles. I could also count numerous turnovers in both the defensive and neutral zones. It was ridiculous. All I could think of last night was turnovers, turnovers, turnovers. Basically a complete flashback to the Pens series like others have noted.

Does anyone know where turnover statistics can be found? Been looking for a little bit now on the web and can’t find any. I’m pretty sure they have to be documented somewhere because I distinctly remembered the commentators talking about the turnover ratio last year in game seven of the Pitt series. In game seven alone, I can vageuly remember the margin being outrageous…something like 16 turnovers for the Caps and only 1-2 for the Pens.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

by bigmac1124 on Jan 20, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

They were not even one-on-one battles though, most of the time it wasn’t a battle. A Red Wing would skate to the puck in open ice and then skate away with it.

Now sometimes, along the boards in particular, it did look like the pucks were hoping over Caps’ sticks, but you notice that once or twice when it is a fluke, but as many times as i saw, I think it is a lack of work.

by renstar on Jan 20, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

There were a lot of fluky bounces last night, but there was also a lot of stick in the wrong place, not on the ice, etc. going on.

And they weren’t going for the puck. It was maddening!

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 20, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

They were not even one-on-one battles though, most of the time it wasn’t a battle. A Red Wing would skate to the puck in open ice and then skate away with it.

That sounds like a one-on-one battle to me. There should have been a red jersey in the open ice you refer to.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

by bigmac1124 on Jan 20, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

It should have been a battle; instead, it was a free puck.

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 20, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Said it better than I have been

by renstar on Jan 20, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess I’m just a big believer that the puck in the open ice is where those battles begin, that all.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

by bigmac1124 on Jan 20, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

If that’s so, then the battles were pretty one-sided last night…

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 20, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much. 46 shots on goal is something I’m not used to seeing against our guys. Yikes.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

by bigmac1124 on Jan 20, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

brings you back to the days of 2005-2006 when Olie would have to face 50 shots a night without any defensive support.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s kind of funny because I thought about that last night when they showed Theo’s save count, and I was like “That’s an Olie night.”

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

by bigmac1124 on Jan 20, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

.

Those were the days

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

The event summary shows:

Red Wings
Takeaways: 7
Giveaways: 9
Blocked Shots: 16

Capitals
Takeaways: 9
Giveaways: 14
Blocked Shots: 25

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 20, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Id have never guessed that the caps blocked more shots. So many of their shots never made it through to Osgood.

by renstar on Jan 20, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

They also had 15 missed shots, to the Red Wings’ 12.

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 20, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

The Red Wings had 83 shot atttempts, the Caps had 54.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Jan 20, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

After years of watching hockey, I’m of the belief that hockey is 60% skill and 40% want and need. Sitting outside the playoffs, coming into a hostile rink against the top team in the East, Detroit played like a team that very much wanted and needed a win last night. And, quite frankly, the Caps looked like a team that was content with their standing. I know a lot want to draw comparisons to the Pittsburgh series, but I’m not ready to make that leap…yet. Had this been a playoff game or even a regular season game with some real meaning, I think we’d have seen a Caps team with a lot more fight. Now if last night’s performance is repeated against Pittsburgh tomorrow, then some soul searching will be in order.

by b.orr4 on Jan 20, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

That is a good point. The Caps certainly can be accused of looking past the western conference team to their most hated rivals, especially after dispatching their other most hated rivals two days before. As much as we and the media want to use this game as a measuring stick and bill it as a huge game, I can see how the Caps could come out flat.

That said, it did expose something that the Caps need to focus on to remedy, and that is the parallel to the Penguins series. A team with a strong forcheck that can impose a puck control style of game on the Caps gives them fits. The Penguins did it last year, the Wings did it last night.

we're not gonna allow someone like Downie to go after him.

by Sct112 on Jan 20, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I said it last night, and then went to bed (so I have no idea as to the reactions it got :-), but I can’t remember the last time I saw a team as dominant as the Wings were last night. Years, decades, maybe even ever. Every time a Wing passed the puck, it was on another Wing’s tape. Every time they shot and missed, they got it right back. It was the most amazing loss I think I’ve ever seen. Luckily, Jose was amazing.

Point being, I don’t think the Caps played poorly, or even a little lackadaisically; Detroit just destroyed them in all but one of the ways in which it mattered…

Until the last 10 minutes of the game, when they pooped out.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 20, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

and while the play often left something to be desired (thank you, Theo, for being a goal stopping machine!), at no point did I see the Caps give up. They fought, occasionally not very well, but they fought and fought and fought.

I think as much as us here in DC saw this game as a opportunity to measure the Caps against the “gold standard” of the last 20 years, the Wings saw the game as a chance to smack down the new kids and say “We’re still the best.” Add in those two SO loses as extra motivation, and, well, they came our prepared to kick butt.

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Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

And not to pat our collective backs, but I really believe the fans at Verizon played a big role in last night’s win. They stayed with the team all night even while they were getting badly outplayed and, I felt, really drove the guys through that last penalty kill. I had a group of Wings fans in front of me and when the “Unleash the Fury” video finished their eyes were as wide as saucers. I can only imagine how the players on both benches reacted.

by b.orr4 on Jan 20, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

It was really noticeable on the teevee.

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by EmilyB on Jan 20, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

section 404 was giving the team crap all night per the norm UNTIL they score. then all is well again. Must be the coaches in training up in 404.

by highslot84 on Jan 20, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking earlier in the period that it would have been a good time to play that, like the game when they ran it in the middle of the second.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 20, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought the same thing re: Detroit’s dominance and kept wondering how the hell they were doing so badly in the standings. They played as crisp and dominant a puck-possession/forechecking game as I can remember seeing in the regular season, at least for the first 50 minutes.

by grapejoos on Jan 20, 2010 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Either that, or the Western Conference really is that much better than the Eastern Conference. And their All Star team would thoroughly dominate the East team.

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 20, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Detroit is just now getting most of their players back from injury. They’ve played extremely well the past several games, far better than I’ve seen them in several weeks.

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Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Little by little, their boys are coming back. They’ve lost so many man games due to injury.

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 20, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, they’re somewhere around 250 right now. They lost under 200 man games all of last season.

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Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

When you’re as old and experienced as DET is, you have a hard time getting it up for anyone but the really sexy girls.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Schultz?

Ohhh you mean Mr. Plus-Minus.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Tackleberry lol

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

by Rather Bengt on Jan 20, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Has a better ring to it than Mr. GAON/60.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s Jeff…Mr. Schultz if you’re nasty.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

which reminds me of the semi-infamous faux-Schultz twitter: “Schultzy got game!”

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I <3 fake Schultz tweets. Lulz.

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by EmilyB on Jan 20, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Schultzie had a fan club at warm ups last night. Two kids made a sign and screamed his name the entire time. He never even looked at him. Poor kids. Ovi was about to throw them a puck and then read their sign and turned away. BMo just laughed and finally Eric Fehr threw them 2 pucks so they would shut up. It was actually pretty funny. I told the kids to call him “Mr. Nasty” and maybe Schultz would give them some love.

by terpgrrl on Jan 20, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Any word ever come in on Carlson at the AHL ASG? I know he was kept off the scoresheet, but at one point I understood that he wasn’t playing at all. Did he get into the game?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 20, 2010 10:02 AM EST reply actions  

The link above says he played but I haven’t seen any other confirmation.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

He played – not sure how much since I fast-forwarded through most of it. Wasn’t much defense to speak of, although I do recall he was on the ice for Giroux’s tying goal at the end of the third.

by panic13 on Jan 20, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Face looking weird again.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s not exactly the most attractive guy on the ice.

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Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

we don’t need no stinkin’ pretty boys.

Russian Machine very rarely breaks.

by macvechkin on Jan 20, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s beautiful to me…

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Jan 20, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s the worst Carlson has ever looked in Red, White, and Blue.

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by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Does he endeavour to wear a different number every time he puts on a sweater?

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Jan 20, 2010 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

4 is his bears number i’m pretty sure.

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 20, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

my dad had tickets over by the press box last night so we wandered over to say hello, and wouldn’t you know it, there’s Mike Wise and Tarik. Mr. B amused himself by giving us a snarky play-by-play. (Tarik: Ok, Mike, that’s a blue line. Mike: Blue? Blue?! All I see are crazy people in red ready to kill me!)

Anyways……..rough night for Mr. B. He’s not a Theo fan to start with. To have Theo steal that game away from his precious Red Wings……oh boy. He took a lot of ribbing at the bar afterward for wearing a Wings jersey, too. Me, I was a nervous wreck for most of the game. I much prefer those 6-2 and 8-1 wins.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 10:15 AM EST reply actions  

I thought Mr. B was your husband who is also a Wings fan… I’m so confused.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Mr. Bradley

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

.

Mr. F?

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

For British eyes only!

Matt Bradley is my fµcking hero, I mean he was before, but now he’s like double or something.

by Ovechwin on Jan 20, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

sorry for any confusion. Yes, Mr. Bird is a die-hard Wings fan. Yes, we made for an odd couple in our opposing jerseys last night. Like any rabid (is there any other kind?) Wings fan, he hates Theo because Theo played in Colorado. So, Theo stealing the game was crushing for him.

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Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

So is your dad a Caps fan or a Wings fan, because that would be most unfortunate if Wings fans were on both sides of the family?

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

my dad is a Caps fan. The rest of my family is Bruins fans. So, Bruins fans on one side, and a Wings fan on the other. My dad and I keep fighting the good fight.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

From Steinz’s chat yesterday:

Also, every 10th time I read On Frozen Blog I get red in the face and scream about something or other, so I sort of sympathize with Wise being set off.
(Sorry if this was posted elsewhere)

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 11:07 AM EST reply actions  

They must have threatened or banned him as well.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn… they’ must be stealing our “mean-spirited” schtick!

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Here’s the link. There’s some other good stuff in there. Capstronaut, Horn Guy, and RMNB also get mentioned. Pretty random assortment of questions.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

A telling answer about Caps fans “carrying” his bog for 5 months. If asked questions, someone should politely tell him we’re also here in October-January too.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Seems like he’s conceding that nothing of note will happen to the Wizards in that time frame. I’m included to agree.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m inclined to agree.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Lay off the Sanka, Mr. Vargas.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, GMGM and Ted aren’t providing much in terms of sign bans, incompetent FA signings, disgruntled ex-employees or suing fans so that Steinz can just post radio transcripts, confiscated signs, etc.

"Ah, dinner. The perfect break between work and drunk." - Homer Simpson

by apk3000 on Jan 20, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of Capstronaut, I forgot to mention that I partied like a rock star with him on Sunday after the game. I had friends in from Philly and we hit the Iron Horse Tap Room just as the game let out. A minute or two after we got our beers, Capstronaut moon-booted his way in and everyone lined up for pictures. After about twenty minutes, he went up the stairs and we didn’t see him again.

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by EmilyB on Jan 20, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

So he wears the suit out to the bars? That’s commitment.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Must have a launchpad on the roof.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Also speaking of Capstronaut...

I swear I saw someone last night, who did not appear to be with the actual suited individual, sporting a home red custom sweater with “CAPSTRONAUT” and “74.” And we wonder why they say D.C. is the Capital of Jersey Fouls!

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Jan 20, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of disposable income in this area.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude with the jersey in question was sitting with the C’naut Sunday in Section 101, about 10 rows in front of me.

by mechanicsville on Jan 20, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm…so the C’naut has a handler?

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Jan 20, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Come to think of it, the guy looked a lot like Ari from “Entourage”.

by mechanicsville on Jan 20, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

What was he drinking? Tang?

by b.orr4 on Jan 20, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

OT: EStaal named captain of the Canes. Selling…

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by bigonetimer on Jan 20, 2010 11:11 AM EST reply actions  

AO now the fourth-longest tenured captain in the Division.

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Did they get rid of Brind’Amour?

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

apparently he’ll wear an A

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by bigonetimer on Jan 20, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

No, just switched captains.

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Rough year for Brindy.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Some would call it a butt-ugly year. Some would say that’s somewhat fitting.

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m trying not to be too mean to the old man. But, yeah, “[Mike Green]ing awful” might describe his year, too.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s had rough years for the last couple as well.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s Mrs. Plus-Minus

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I have nothing to say about this.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Food and Beverage will pick up the slack, I’m sure.

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by bigonetimer on Jan 20, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Frank and Beans

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

What else can I say? They aren’t going to take the C from him, it’s not going to turn them around, and who were their other serious options? If it were my call, Gleason would be wearing the C. But when you literally have only one franchise player on your team it makes sense I guess.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ray Whitney!

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Per Jim Rutherford:

This is part of the rebuilding process for the Hurricanes, as Eric is the player around whom the team will be structured.

Music to my ears.

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by bigonetimer on Jan 20, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

This does nothing to assuage his general suckiness, though.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 20, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess this is good news for Erik Cole, in any event.

I am looking forward to my migration to NC more and more.

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by bigonetimer on Jan 20, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Whitney, Cullen, Walker, Yelle, Corvo, Ward and Wallin are all UFAs after this year. I can’t imagine any of them will be back.

Brind’Amour’s got another year left on his deal at 3. Oof.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I could see Ward coming back if the numbers are right, but I agree with the others.

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by bigonetimer on Jan 20, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Ward has already been locked up for like 6 years.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I meant Aaron Ward…not Cam.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Two Wards.. classic mix-up.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Two Wards

June Cleaver wouldn’t have minded…not one bit.

by mechanicsville on Jan 20, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

But GMJM is a master of managing the cap and his salary structure…

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't you mean

GMJR?

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 20, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

..l..

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad to see Wise has sort of put his “war on ‘warped’ Caps fans” behind him and is back to writing articles.
And it’s a shame the only reason Semin’s jersey doesn’t sell better is his unfortunate surname spelling.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jan 20, 2010 11:28 AM EST reply actions  

Ok, sorta board, sorta interesting. Brads is having a career season as far as goal go. But almost as interesting is the goalies he’s scoring against:

Oct. 10 vs. Detroit: Osgood
Oct. 15 vs. San Jose: Nabakov
Oct. 22 vs. Atlanta: Pavelec
Nov. 17 vs. Rangers: Lundqvist
Dec. 3 vs. Florida: Salak
Dec. 15 vs. Colorado: Anderson
Dec. 26 vs. New Jersey: Brodeur
Jan. 19 vs. Detroit: Osgood

Three of those goals (vs. Rangers, Florida, & Jersey) were the game winners.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 11:48 AM EST reply actions   3 recs

Nifty!

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by EmilyB on Jan 20, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I pointed out before that he likes to clean up against world-class goalies.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I had that thought in the back of my mind after he scored last night, but I wanted to check it against the actual stats. Sure enough, Brads is a scoring machine against the big boys.

I have a Brads picture on my white board here at work and came in to find someone had captioned it as “Chris Osgood’s Least Favorite Cap!”

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I think his least favorite cap is the one he wears on the bench most nights, OHHHH!

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe I’m dumb, but something I just noticed—the Windsor Spitfires of the OHL sport oddly familiar jerseys:

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jan 20, 2010 11:56 AM EST reply actions  

I like the Caps reaching out to Baltimore. I was driving home from work during the Caps game on Sunday and speeding around certain areas so I could get better reception on 1400. Then Kolbe thanked the folks listening in Baltimore on 1370! I rejoiced and slowed down.

I even noticed that the local NBC affiliate, WBAL, has been showing Caps highlights during their sports segments on the 11pm news. I was majorly impressed.

by terpgrrl on Jan 20, 2010 12:16 PM EST reply actions  

you mean 1500? I can usually get it all the way to Canton

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 20, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah sorry…It’s a preset, so I don’t pay attention. haha

by terpgrrl on Jan 20, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Back in the day (when it was WTOP), I could get it on some nights all the way up near Syracuse. No lie.

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I can pick up the St. Louis station driving across the Eastern Shore. it’s pretty awesome.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

We once caught a Canadiens broadcast in French way down in Southern Maryland

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

AM radio at night is one of my favorite things. It’s a special treat to pick up a Canadian broadcast of a hockey game. Thanks, ionosphere!

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Jan 20, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a cincinatti station that you can get just about anywhere east of the rockies, I forget what it is, I just keep wanting to say WKRP

Aim for the head baby Jesus

by Doncosmic on Jan 20, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn’t it a bit douchey of Carolina to name Eric Staal their captain while Brind’Amour is still on the team?

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jan 20, 2010 12:19 PM EST reply actions  

Just saw on ESPN’s top plays that Nicky’s goal was no. 4. Of course, On the Fly didn’t even show that goal in their replays.

by terpgrrl on Jan 20, 2010 12:24 PM EST reply actions  

When is this contest? And am I going to lose out by going to lunch?

Inquiring minds..

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 12:25 PM EST reply actions  

2:00 and no, respectively.

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless 2:00 is when he goes to lunch.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Could be a non-time sensitive thing.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Either way, you should probably F5 the home page from 1:30 onward.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha. For some reason I read that as “am I going to lose my lunch?”

But still, no – the contest won’t be resolved/won until at least tomorrow night.

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

In perfect time for the viewing party.

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 20, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

“First one to retrieve a lock of hair from the vanquished Penguins captain gets to spell ‘Cindee Crysby’ in red paint on center ice at the Igloo”.

Pretty close, right?

by S h a g g y on Jan 20, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

drop a banner of an 87 “retired” jersey in pink from the rafters?

Promote the game, it's the NHL, not SCHL

by kurlNdrag on Jan 20, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes me think about how I would actually spend time in jail if I could somehow manage to get into the rafters at the igloo and drop down an Ovechkin banner before a Caps/Penguins game. I think it would be well worth it.

Поклон перед вашим капитаном!

by Knubles and Bits on Jan 20, 2010 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Good to know, thanks.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Been reading through the stuff from Detroit. The whole Babcock-hates-Osgood storyline gets more and more interesting:

Osgood stopped 20 of 23 shots, and did not earn another start, according to coach Mike Babcock.

“This was an opportunity for (Osgood) and I thought we gave him real good support and Howie (Jimmy Howard) will start in Minneapolis (on Thursday),” Babcock said.

HUH? Ok, I know Ozzie’s been a bit flukie lately (lately?), and Howard’s been a beast, but, come on. Theo absolutely stole that game. Flat out robbed the Wings. Two goals is not “real good support” ever, let alone against the Capitals. Giving up 3 goals on 23 shots isn’t great by any means, but the Wings did give him a huge cushion to work with, either. And twice, the Caps caught the Wings D looking, leaving Osgood all alone.

Clearly, I ahve a soft sport for Ozzie and need therapy.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 12:49 PM EST reply actions  

And here we say Bruce plays games with his goalies…

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by EmilyB on Jan 20, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry, that should read" …the Wings did not give him a huge cushion to work with, either."

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

And we wonder why Goalies are such head-cases, huh?

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 20, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

and they’re calling for my head… you’re defending one of the true Wings….

by highslot84 on Jan 20, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

like I said, I clearly need therapy! I do think Babs is looking for any excuse to throw Osgood under the bus. besides, how can you not defend him? He seems like a genuinely nice, humble guy and he beat up Patrick Roy!

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He seems like is a genuinely nice, humble guy and he beat up Patrick Roy!

corrected.

by highslot84 on Jan 20, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

She wore the right jersey last night.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

on top of that, his “opportunity” was against one hell of an offensive team, and after more than two weeks off. intentional or not, definitely set osgood up for failure.

by Natty Bumppo on Jan 20, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I said the same thing yesterday. But I lean towards “intentional.”

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The first and last goals Ozzie let up were horrible. They are fighting for a playoff spot not trying to make sure a geriatric goalie has his head on straight and is comfortable.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 20, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont know...

Brads made a great shot. He has that whole breaking-in-alone-on-the-goalie-ala-Pavel- Bure thing down cold. ;)

And Stecks made an extraordinarily lucky deflection – he admitted it.

If anything, Oz should have stepped out a little more on Nicky’s stuff – I thought he looked surprised. For that matter, Theo also looked a little bad on Rafalski’s drive through his legs – should have had his stick on the ice.

by S h a g g y on Jan 20, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Ozzie was paddled down eons before Brads took the shot. It was very stoppable.

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by zephyr on Jan 20, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

And didn’t have his glove hand up high. I thought the Steckel goal was more forgivable than the Backstrom goal. Baxter’s was a nice move to get to the slot but not an overly hard shot and it just went five hole. IMO, that was the one he really needed to stop.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

They may not have given him a ton of goal support, but they gave him a hell of a lot of defensive support. Even with Theo’s outstanding performance a good goalie performance for the Wings gets them at least one point, if not a win in regulation.

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by Killer_Carlson on Jan 20, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Two goals from the fourth line

and 44 saves from Theo.

Just the way you draw it up.

I posted yesterday in the GDT that I couldn’t imagine a team looking past the Wings. Now, I hope that they were. The other option being that they simply can’t deal with a determined and skilled forecheck. We’ll start finding out tomorrow, I guess.

Full disclosure: I had the game on, but in the background, so I didn’t really see all that was happening out there.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Jan 20, 2010 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

Replay is on CSN right now, if you are near a TV. I missed Steck’s goal because I was celebrating the fact that Theo got an assist! haha

by terpgrrl on Jan 20, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I was a little surprised it was credited as an assist, but whatever — it was the cherry on top that he deserved last night.

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Jan 20, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Theo got the assist on Backstrom’s goal. They were just announcing the info on Backstrom’s goal, when Steckel scored. (The ink barely dry, one could say.)

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 20, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The fourth line was our best line last night.

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 20, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

After watching Theo’s 1st star interview with Lisa Hillary (who I can’t stand, btw), I feel a little bad for dumping on the guy all year. He seemed so happy (and surprised) at the cheers…

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Jan 20, 2010 1:57 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, that was a very cool moment.

by mechanicsville on Jan 20, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

as Steinz would say, the cheering was very organic. And well deserved. And lots of fun to be part of!

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I really like Theo.

I mean, he’s an inconsistent goalie. Having great games is part of being inconsistent, so last night wasn’t all that strange to me. I don’t trust him.

But I like Theo as a person. The Ted-hug was a great moment. And I think he could be a great coach one day. Wouldn’t mind seeing him stick around a bit — maybe as a scout. Just not as a goalie.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 20, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn’t strike me as the type of guy to stay in hockey after he’s done, but then again neither did Allan May.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Theo will just want to keep working here.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

oh snap

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Why oh why do I have to live on the east coast

when Wayne Simmonds bobblehead night is Thursday Feb 11 at Staples Center?!

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

The Bill Simmons Bobbleheads include lines from “The Karate Kid”

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wayne Simmonds bobbleheads skate like a guy falling down the stairs.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve heard the Wayne Brady Bobbleheads make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wayne Simmonds bobbleheads make Georges Laraque bobbleheads look like Jean-Luc Grand Pierre bobbleheads.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they make the Mike Grier Bobbleheads look like the Peter Worrell bobbleheads

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris Simon wants no part of this discussion.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I want the Wayne Brady bobblehead.

“Does Wayne Brady need to choke a bitch?”

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 20, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The Willie O’Ree bobblehead is interested in me keeping up on my schoolwork

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The Gene Simmons bobblehead has strange hair and asks if you want to buy any KISS products.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Does it come with its on mini bobblehead KISS coffin?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

And diet cherry Dr. Pepper supply.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The Wayne Rogers bobblehead breaks after a couple of uses and then tries to sell you stock picks.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The Jackie Rogers Jr. bobblehead comes with a 100,000 dollar jackpot wad

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

The Jackie Gleason bobblehead gives you a Pow, right in the kissa!

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

The Tim Gleason bobblehead gives you a Pow! right in the knee.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 20, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The Joseph Simmons bobblehead wears Adidas

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The Jason Mizell bobblehead has a little too much metal in it.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 20, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Anybody want to do a Fuhr/Weekes joke? No? Ok.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I see your Fuhr/Weekes and raise you a Roman Ndur/Mike Marson joke

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You probably trump me there, but I have no idea who those guys are.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Rumun Ndur (spelled it wrong) once fought Krysysysysysyssysof Oliwa

LINK

Mike Marson was the second African-Canadian player to play in the NHL

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You had to look them up, admit it. I’m just going off of the top of my head.

Reggie Savage / Robin Bawa bawaheads

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope…swear they were off the top of my head

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Id like a Robin Bawa Jawahead

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

In one of the hockey highlights VHS tapes that I wore out in my youth, they had a clip of Bawa sitting on the bench and the guys calling the game were cracking up laughing. “What happens if Robin Bawa marries Barbara Walters..?” …Baba Wawa-Bawa

Still funny.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I wore out all my VHS hockey tapes as a kid too, to where I can still remember most of them in my head, if not the music. My favorites were “Hockey’s Greatest Hits”, the NHL 75th anniversary special, and “Super Duper Hockey Bloopers”

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean Hockey’s Hardest Hitters?

“Granatooooooooooooohhhhh! He’s out cold on the ice!”

One of my earliest memories is getting my brother to draw me a picture of what button to push on the VCR to make the tape player early in the morning before anybody else was awake.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine was called “Hockey’s Greatest Hits”, and it featured segments like Marty McSorley teaching about checks and “the invisible man” and showcased all the different types of checks set to different 80s synth montages….“FORE-CHECK”….“BODY-CHECK”

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Must be a different video.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I also had a Don Cherry’s Rock Em Sock Em hockey tape that I absolutely wore out. I also had the one where he “rapped”

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

LET’S GO!!

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I had Rock ’em Sock ’em 6. That came towards the end of my wearing-out-tapes days, though.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The techno music bed they played behind the Pavel Bure highlights is forever stuck in my brain.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

And the legendary Washington Capitals 1989-90 highlights and music video, featuring such montages as “Beating the New Jersey Devils” to “Running Down A Dream” and “Beating the New York Rangers” to “What A Feeling” from Flashdance, and “Losing to the Boston Bruins” set to “Wind Beneath My Wings”

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 20, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Bravo, in that case.

Jerome Iginla / Mike Green bobbleheads

lulz

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The Richard Simmons bobbleheads comes with extremely high-cut shorts and an extra layer of shellac for that extra flair!

by terpgrrl on Jan 20, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Theordore still can't be trusted.

Ever.

/buzzkill

Russian Machine very rarely breaks.

by macvechkin on Jan 20, 2010 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

Sadly, you are right. He’s now had 4 good appearances in a row. Probably got another 3 in him, and then back in the toilet he goes.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Jan 20, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t disagree. As good – or great – as he can be, are you ever really positive that he’s going to make the next save? With Varly, a lot of the time I am. With Theo? Not so much.

Don’t get me wrong – I couldn’t be happier for him and the team for the way he’s currently playing, but I live in constant fear of the next shot on goal. But maybe it’s just me.

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by J.P. on Jan 20, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

nope, not just you. but that doesn’t detract from that warm fuzzy feeling for 24 hours after stealing a game like he did.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
Notice how when the Caps have a shootout, it is the healthy type.

by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely not just you.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s how I feel too. You never know when he’s going to put a dagger in your back. And he should have saved the Rafalski goal.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m happy when Jose has games like last nights but that’s who Jose is. An amazingly great unreliable and inconsistent goalie.

I am in constant turmoil when he is in net just waiting for him to implode.

/Sorry Theo, please prove me wrong.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 20, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Steinz continues to ride the Theo love. Theo on the sudden ovation:

“I didn’t really know how to react,” he said. “I always say the D.C. crowd is really one of the best crowds. They’re loud, they’re very into it, and at the end was really fun. it was fun to feel that the crowd was behind you….As a player, you just want to give more, give them solid games like this so they can cheer. I was really moved by the ovation.”

and Steinz also know that every bog post needs more Matt Bradley.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

Quote of the article:

“You know what, at the end of the day, I’m sure that I can think of a couple bad goals that I let in and we lost, so it pretty much evens out,” he said. “They bailed me out a few times. I’m just trying to do my job when I’m out there.”

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 20, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, saw that and went “oooooooooh boy, maybe he should have kept that to himself.”

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Giroux AHL player of the week.

Yawn.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Just goes to show how much worse the AHL really is.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 20, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well think about how thin the talent is spread in the NHL. It’s spread even more thin in the AHL.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 20, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Listening to LaVar and Chad and having a serious “WTF?!” moment. They have this notion when Mike Green is on the ice, the Caps give up as many goals as they score. Anyone gonna call in and set them straight?

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

No, never.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

And McNally misspoke when defending Green, too. Did you catch he included the power play when talking about plus/minus? He got it tossed up with the goals for and goals against on the ice. Gotta pay attention to the topic, bud. He’ll learn.

Other item of note: the Washington/Pittsburgh hype machine is in full gear at nhl.com today.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 20, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

And McNally misspoke when defending Green, too. Did you catch he included the power play when talking about plus/minus?

I did, and groaned. Seriously, you cover hockey and you don’t know how plus/minus is calculated? Or, at the very least, cannot articulate it to a lay person?

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It was the latter. I have no doubt that he understands the game. His coverage in the Examiner actually seems pretty decent. But this is where the casual fan gets information; it needs to be correct.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 20, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

.

Further to this:

Other item of note: the Washington/Pittsburgh hype machine is in full gear at nhl.com today.

This:

I’m fairly they could have found a picture of AO with a C on his chest, nu?

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 20, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That would require, you know, actual work. As opposed to using what’s probably something from last year’s playoffs with the numbers changed.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 20, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, the Caps haven’t even updated the pics of Ovi on the Jumbotron to have the “C”. At least they hadn’t as of Sunday.

by bigeugene on Jan 20, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

The nerve!

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by jordanDC on Jan 21, 2010 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

The pic on the jumbotron doesn’t have the A on it either.

by terpgrrl on Jan 21, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably not as simple as you’d think, since they were probably looking for one of a specific size and angle.

by David Getz on Jan 20, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone have thoughts on Andy Sutton trying to kill Dupuis? Evil hit, but apparently the guy has a clean reputation so probably not going to be suspended.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

Link.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Read the left side bar, asshole.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, I’ll just boss you around.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I though Dupuis couldn’t have put himself in a worse position. Sure, Sutton hit him in the numbers, but that to me was the “ordinary” hit from behind. Sutton wasn’t headhunting. It’s more like an inadvertent high stick that cuts someone than like a Marty McSorley moment. Sutton needs to be in control and not lay that hit, but some of that is on Dupuis too.

I’m OK with 4 or 5 minutes, but I don’t think that’s a suspension.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 20, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Just watched it, I agree completely.

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by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m just happy it got a penalty. I’ve been on the cross checking complaint train for weeks now. I don’t think it warrants a suspension. To my eyes it was inadvertent. However, the NHL has now suspended him 2 games.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously, 2 games? And Koci got none, go figure.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 20, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s the league office. I stopped trying to figure them out years ago.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Because it was a member of the Penguins. They get more love from the NHL management than the Caps do.

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by CapsFan75 on Jan 20, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Because there was blood?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 20, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I can agree that Dupuis put himself in a bad position, but it wasn’t a late turn. The entire time Sutton was approaching Dupuis he was looking at his numbers. Then he added the extra little wind up to get the oomph behind his hit. Totally lame. It’s not carte blanch to kill a guy just because they aren’t in the best position to get hit. Do we need to treat these guys like Pee-wees and put stop signs on their backs? If anything, this hit is only marginally better than the hit Koci laid on Green.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 5:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The entire time Sutton was approaching Dupuis he was looking at his numbers.

That’s what makes it a dirty hit to me. He approached the guy while he was in a vulnerable position, wound up, and hit him.

by David Getz on Jan 20, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. It’s not like AO on Kaleta where Kaleta saw the approach and turned into the hit. Dupuis was establishing position to protect the puck on the boards and was never facing Sutton. He had his hands down playing the puck so he couldn’t even protect himself from slamming face first into the glass. You can say he should have been tighter to the boards, but that would have seriously impeded his ability to play the puck, and in any event, Sutton saw all this and still destroyed him.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

So would you have suspended?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 20, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Completely agree. I said elsewhere that this is no better than the Koci hit. Saying it’s not bad because Dupuis put himself in a bad position is no different from the people who blamed Green for getting boarded by Koci. Like Koci, Sutton saw numbers the whole way and still wound up and drilled Dupuis. And like Koci’s hit, it deserves a suspension. At least the NHL went 1 for 2. Hey, a .500 batting average is hall of fame worthy.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 20, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it developed quicker than the Koci hit. Koci was headhunting the whole way — I didn’t get that impression from Sutton. But I’d have to watch it again.

The result was gruesome — that’s for sure.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 20, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

To be clear again — I’m not really defending the hit. I think it’s a major. Just not sure it’s a suspension.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 20, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It looked like he was just trying to rough the guy up along the boards and pushed with more effort than Dupuis was putting into staying on his feet. I’ve done similar, I think lots of guys have.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 20, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

clean reputation

Something like that.

Sutton’s a cheap shot artist. Here’s hoping he finally gets the book thrown at him.

by David Getz on Jan 20, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m just going by the quotes that Wysh throws out (despite AO’s hit on Downie being “questionable”). You know that I don’t think Sutton is clean. At all. Not my characterization.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 20, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, just wanted to link to that article, so people will know.

Seriously, Sutton…fuck that guy.

by David Getz on Jan 20, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Do we need to treat these guys like Pee-wees and put stop signs on their backs?

 If refs aren’t going to protect them by calling hitting from behind then sadly, the answer is yes.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 5:04 PM EST reply actions  

reply fail.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

What is that going to do? A stop sign isn’t going to stop these guys, they know what they are doing.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 20, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously F&B and I were being a bit tongue in cheek about a serious issue. I’d actually make calls when someone got decked from behind, but my name is Devorski or Walkom.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 20, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

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