Ovi Downie Bradley - It Takes Three to Tango
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Taking a quick swing 'round the hockeysphere to see how the Ovechkin/Downie/Bradley throwdown is playing. Please feel free to add additional links and thoughts...
Home Sweet Home - the Japers' recap with ten bullet points. One for each knotted finger on Matt Bradley's flying fists of fury.
Adam Gretz over at FanHouse: So close. Then Matt Bradley went and spoiled all the fun.
TJ at Alex Ovetjkin nods with approval, then puts in a plug for their next matchup Sunday January 31. Puck drop at 3pm and first penalties assessed at 3:01pm.
Hockeyfights.com must still be waiting for a decision from Toronto.
SteinBog: When the music changed, the plan was rearranged, and now I'm stuck here with this rapidly wilting corsage.
JT Bourne was hopefully safely alone at home, or people would talk.
DC Landing Strip secretly mic'd up Ovi's uniform. Full transcript available here.
The fine folks at TSN's "That's Hockey" seem to think - that's hockey.
Capitals Fandome likes him some Old Time Hockey.
Empty Netters gives Brads and the Captain an A for effort, Steeltown-style.
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Great post.
And I disagree with that Empty Netters guy. There’s no way to make Steve Downie look good. I mean, short of references to criminals.
Capitals Outsider with a good video of the incident (sorry if this was posted elsewhere).
"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."
by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 13, 2010 8:04 AM EST reply actions
January 31st. Puck drops at 3PM. Circle that date.
Think it’ll carry over? Only in dreams … too close to Olympics, etc.
In hindsight Brads did the right thing. Russian Hockey Federation and BB owe that guy countless thank you cards. Damn, still would’ve been nice to see …
"Bobby. Can you fly, Bobby?" -Clarence
"Clarence, no!" - Bobby
If it was anybody else, I would be disappointed that Alex didn’t fight.. But Downie is a psychopath and bravo to Bradley for putting his career on the line.
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
This
"Bobby. Can you fly, Bobby?" -Clarence
"Clarence, no!" - Bobby
by Christoph J on Jan 13, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
FYI, the fight actually IS on hockeyfights — it’s just not on Ovechkin’s page because he, er, didn’t actually fight.
by sixsevenfiftysix on Jan 13, 2010 11:23 AM EST reply actions
Ah, thanks. It was – very – late when I put this together. I looked on their front page and didn’t see anything. Would you mind grabbing the link and posting it here?
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so what would we have rather seen:
a) Ovie , a non-trained fighter, going up against a psychopath like downie. i’m afraid it might be either of the following:
i) semin bongos 2.0
ii) ovie lining up like steckel
iii) ovie getting his face mashed in/separating his shoulder/breaking his hand
iv) or the worst (maybe): ovie pulling a crosby and punching downie from behind to his balls
b) Brads doing a WWF imitation and jumping in. Would have been nice to see him bring a folding chair and whack downie across the face with it.
OR??
He could have fought him straight up like a man like Crosby did against Ference, McClain, Ballard and Zidlicky???
If Matt Cooke jumps in for Crosby, you people would be calling him Cindy and all that other crap but because your boy tries to act tough only to look over his shoulder praying to see one of your punching bags fighters coming, you think Matt Bradley is a hero. Which he is because we all know what the guy giving up 30lbs to Ovie would have done to him.
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
First, eat a fucking porcupine
Guerin tried to jump in for Sid against Ballard, he just couldn’t get there in time. Do you really want to go down the honorable fighting road? Really? AO didn’t see Brads coming and was obviously willing to fight.
Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.
Porcupine???
Anyways, you’re right he didn’t see Bradley coming….he just stood there and waited for him to get there. LOL I bet if Bradley didn’t jump in as he did Ovi would have “sized downey up” until someone did. Just a hunch. I will also vote that Ovi would have fought like Jizz and thrown flailling slaps until the refs got there to get his carcass off the ice.
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Your Crosby fight card is missing a name: Brett McLean ring a bell? “Straight up like a man” in that one?
He tried really hard to spell McLean, but he fucked up royally. Trolls aren’t known for their reading or research ability.
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
i dont need to "research"
i am a fan of MY team
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Yet you have ZERO comments on Pensburgh.
Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.
by Rob Parker on Jan 13, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i forgot about caps "fans"
you have to research everything you know because you watch about 1/3 of games and go back into the record books to remember who Beupre was. LOL
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
No, I watch ever game once (albeit with one eye on rasslin!) and never double check anything even when I’m unsure of myself just like you.
GO PENS!!
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
by jordanDC on Jan 13, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Go Pens!! Let’s repeat and knock the Caps out of ANOTHER playoff appearence. I love having a little step brother like Washington!
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
Yes I am unemployed…Enjoy your crack…see when it isn’t true it just makes you sound ignorant.
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
What, just because I’m black I smoke crack? You racist.
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
by jordanDC on Jan 13, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
exactly...and you are from DC
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Okay that is ignorant. I prefer meth from my time in the Midwest and whiskey from my time in South.
Stop painting with such a broad brush, RedBirdie!!!!!!11111one
by David Getz on Jan 15, 2010 7:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Second one (mispelled)
YES, no doubt straight up…if you WATCHED that game Crosby asked him if he wanted to go McLean obliged and then for what ever reason didn’t drop the gloves as fast as Sid. The announcers even said prior to that fight something like “I think Crosby and McLean are going to go”. Puck drops, Sid drops them and McLean covers up like a vag.
We also forget about, I think it was Savard (definitely a Bruin) called Crosby a pussy and said he would fight him if he didnt have a visor on…start of the second here comes Crosby minus a little glass sheild…Savard cowards just like McLean tried to.
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Crosby asked him if he wanted to go McLean obliged and then for what ever reason didn’t drop the gloves as fast as Sid.
Hilarious.
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
Why are we feeding the troll? He’s ruining my enjoyment of OUR blog.
"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."
Would you like your thread minions to take him out back and beat him senseless? Well, wait, he’s already senseless……ok, beat him until he resembles Matt Bradley face in New York?
Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
I think he’s doing a good enough job of making himself look like an asshole.
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
Because now I can justify browsing and commenting during the work day with the argument that I am promoting my business.
by Sombrero Guy on Jan 14, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
First comment on the Hockeyfights page (bolding mine):
Posted by blackngold on Jan 13, 2010 at 11:35 AM
**** you Matt Bradley, **** you.
Coincidence?
Sorry
Not the same Douche that is here.
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
@EmptyNetters
Would you rather your superstar “made Downie look good” or gave the world a reason to remember the name “Boris Valabik”?
Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.
by Rob Parker on Jan 13, 2010 1:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
And apparently Wysh thinks the “clean part” is up for debate. I wonder if he’s even watched the hit? I really don’t see a) any evasive maneuver by Downie or b) AO’s leg extended out towards a knee. He bee lined for him and straightened up as he hit him. WTF?
Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.
it is soooo much easier to just parrot what a few fools say than actually watch the game and think for yourself. Say it with me: “Ovechkin (baaaaaaaaa) is a (baaaaaaaaa) dirty (baaaaaaaaaa) player!”
See how easy that was? So much quicker than independent thought and analysis!
Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
I’ll do a drive-by “baaaaaaaaaaa!”
If, of course, i can tear myself away from my crackpipe long enough. You know us DC types.
Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
Yeah, we’re just all drug-addicted N-words.
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
And we’re all just nerds that research everything. n-word bandwagoning nerd addicts
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
Glad you Got it
You guys are finally coming around to see how you really are…doesn’t it just feel good to get these things off your chest. “Hello I am SemiSteckel I have a crack problem and I have liked the Caps since 2007” HI SEMISTECKEL. “I am JordanDC and I have also liked the Caps since ’07” WELCOME JORDANDC.
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Well..
If you want to be technical, I’ve been a fan of the Capitals since1989 and I went to my first Caps/Pens game. Pens lost. Violently, if you were wondering.
At least I can narrow it down and know it wasn’t a playoff game WWWOOOOOOOOOOO ZINGER!!! BOOM ROASTED
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
“Hi, I’m black&goldtilldead&cold, and my life is so small and meaningless that I am trolling the board of other team to make myself feel better. I am one bad ass mofo! I am AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
“I wish my dad wouldn’t have left us.”
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
I think Black&Gold is a closet Ovie fan. Makes sense, concidering he IS spending an insane amount of time here chatting with us.
If the two stars of my team were a crybaby and a lurch, I’d be coveting Ovie as well.
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
ya
and if my team just won the stanley cup for THIRD time I would….I guess I would be on Jaspers Rink talking to you tools LOL got you again…this is too easy!!!!
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn’t aware you were actively involved in winning any of those Cups. But whatever makes you feel better, big boy.
And what is with your inability to spell?
Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
For the first two Cups he was still sucking on his mom’s tit for nutritional purposes. Now he just does it for fun.
Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.
by Rob Parker on Jan 13, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I can’t believe I missed the troll fun. Damnit. And it’s a sin that this comment is not green yet.
"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."
by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 15, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
I’m hoping that one of the moderators read F&B’s hilarious tit comment above and subsequently banned him. There was no way to top that, or have it ruined by him coming back.
And what is with your inability to spell?
it is the sad state of middle school education these days on display for all to point and laugh at.
Because now I can justify browsing and commenting during the work day with the argument that I am promoting my business.
by Sombrero Guy on Jan 14, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
EXACTLY
My Dad left me when I was one, my life is meaningless because of this and I am a closet Ovie fan.
Actually there isn’t much news on the Pens today so I thought I would look at some delusional thinking of Craps fans about Ovie’s little bitch fest last night….so you are all right. You have to admit the playoff comment was funny…come on, come on…who’s with me????
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
I thought I would look at some delusional thinking of Craps fans about Ovie’s little bitch fest last night….
this is a board that takes itself very seriously about making statements ground in facts and reality. So, please provide example, with links, of Ovechkin “bitching” last night, or about last night. In addition, provide evidence of this “delusional thinking” you claim Caps (see, no “r” and thus no need to expend the energy in making a needless extra keystroke!) fans are engaging in.
Kung-fu Rink Rabbit
You must be a huge Pens fan, seeing as how you have way more posts here than on the blog of the team you supposedly support.
You also subscribe to a Bengals blog.. and YOU want to talk about bandwagoning?
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
actually
I am a Steeler fan of course and I had to go to the Jungle to set some of those bandwagoners straight about history…should I do the same here! You can’t beat a team one time and start talking like it is what you do…“we” Pittsburgh own a lot of teams and history proves this. IF the Caps EVER win a Cup I am sure you speak to it as something “you” won…as REAL fans that put a lot of time and anguish into a team you win a piece of every championship your team wins…You wouldn’t know this because….you have yet to enjoy that glory…works over boys see ya later. Don’t be too bitter just having some fun.
by black&goldtilldead&cold on Jan 13, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
I’m a Steelers fan also and I don’t think that “we” have won 6 Super bowls. Stop making Steelers fans look dumb and obnoxious.
Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst
by Killer_Carlson on Jan 15, 2010 1:17 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hell, I’d go on another team’s blog too if my team lost their last 7 of 9.
My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.
Yeah..no “boy” here. I am and will always be a girl.
by SemiSteckel on Jan 13, 2010 5:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
It's like the new Bud Light commercials
Dan Boyle: Too Light
Steve Downie: Too Heavy
Bud Light: Just Right.
Who is the Bud Light of the Panthers?
Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.
Way to go, Brads. :D
Unfortunately I had the pleasure of listening to this game on XM lastnight as I was driving up 95, and listening to it announced by the Lightning announcers. (Yawn..) I didn’t get to see this live.
Ovie probably would have been just fine, but its nice to see Brads stepping into the enforcer shoes a little bit. We need a bit of an ass kicking presence on the team.
Bolts banged up by Caps. Was it a knee or not? You’ll never know by reading this article.
Feel kinda bad, sort of, about the goalie/neck thing.
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