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Your savory breakfast links:

  • Previews of tonight's Southeast showdown from Vogs, Peerless and NHL.com, and be sure to check out our SB Nation partner Raw Charge for coverage from the other side of tonight's match up.
  • This is the second meeting of the season between these two teams, with the Caps taking the first 3-0 down in Tampa (which is also the site of Michal Neuvirth's first NHL start and win last Valentine's Day). The Caps have won the last dozen meetings between the two teams... can the Caps make it a lucky 13?
  • Speaking of Neuvirth, his new mask provides a great excuse to run down some of the great goalie masks in team history. Yahtzee! [Rock The Red.net]
  • John Erskine is questionable for tonight's game (...nah... too easy), and Neuvy's head is on straight. [Capitals Insider]
  • Have we mentioned that Neuvirth's been awesome? [Homer McFanboy]
  • So has the kid holding down the fort in Hershey, Braden Holtby. [A Bears Minute]
  • New Alex Ovechkin translations make any day instantly better. [Alex Ovetjkin]
  • AO could still "run away and hide with the goal-scoring trophy." I wonder if that is meant to be taken literally or figuratively. [The Hockey News]
  • A rejuvenated Tom Poti is a very good thing for the Caps. [WaPo]
  • Fresh power rankings are out with the Caps up two to second at CBSSports, up six to second at The Hockey News, up two to third at SportingNews, down one (huh?) to fifth at ESPN, holding at fifth at National Post, up two to sixth at TSN, and up two to seventh at CBC.
  • Scott Burnside on the Caps' goalie situation (in which the names Turco and Biron are thrown around) and AO as captain. [ESPN]
  • Buy or sell the Caps as being "built on scrappy foundation"? (And yes, that's "scrappy" with an "s.") [SI]
  • Nice Tomas Fleischmann profile over at the Players' Association site. Wait - there's still a Players' Association? [NHLPA]
  • "[W]ith all due respect, it's hockey." That's pretty much all you need to know about The Washington Post's priorities, no? Godspeed, Tarik. [WaPo]
  • Pretty cool look at AO's recent trip to Vancouver. [Canucks TV (YouTube; h/t YNC)]
  • Get to know Steve Kolbe. [PressBox]
  • In which the Caps are superheros. Perhaps someone who's a bigger geek than I can explain the Ovechkin choice. [FFODC]
  • Is Donald Brashear the worst player in the League? [The Puck Stops Here]
  • Mathieu Perreault is coming up big for the Bears. Get it? [LDN]
  • Bear Tracks! [LDN]
  • Believe me when I say that stuff like this means more to us than the accolade to which it refers and that we do "accept" that top spot in part on behalf of the entire Caps Blogosphere, which both pushes and inspires us. [OFB]
  • Finally, happy birthday to a couple of Swedish ex-Caps, Josef Boumedienne and Ulf Dahlen.

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You lost the Burnside link.

by Malin A on Jan 12, 2010 6:49 AM EST reply actions  

Found. Thanks.

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by J.P. on Jan 12, 2010 7:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Still a little messy there – the Burnside link shows up in the text of the next bullet.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 12, 2010 7:50 AM EST up reply actions  

What a mess. Think it’s fixed now. Thanks.

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by J.P. on Jan 12, 2010 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

SBN has amazing blogging tools – except fixing bad links in a multi-link post. A couple of mine have gone tango uniform in the past.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 12, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

My reply got misplaced (not sure if it was me or SBN) but this is what it said:

Have you tried using the "Import from Word" feature? I haven’t made many FanPosts, but the ones I did were drafted in Word and imported. It’s easier to manage the links that way.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll try that next time. But really it’s adding or moving a link that gives me heartburn.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 12, 2010 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you good with HTML? You can view the post as straight HTML and edit links that way. I find it a little easier, but that could just be me.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s how I do it a lot of the time. I find it easier, but then when I was learning to make webpages, you did it in vi or notepad.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 12, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I wantes to call bullshit on that si article, but the author makes some good points

by lynxtheone on Jan 12, 2010 6:57 AM EST reply actions  

Me too, but … there’s a lot there I can’t argue with. I had the impression that this article was written by someone who came in expecting to write about the SouthLeast division and the Caps’ crappy defense and goaltending, and came out blown away as much as the Thrashers did. He then looks for things to write about, so he makes that up.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 12, 2010 7:55 AM EST up reply actions  

He works for the Thrashers so I doubt he’s just looking to dump on the division. I think he does a pretty decent job and that was a good article.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 12, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

those old school masks are awesome.. must have been hard as hell to see out of those things..

by highslot84 on Jan 12, 2010 7:07 AM EST reply actions  

the colors and patterns on those old full face masks are so garish. they must have been slightly hypnotic to shoot at too

by renstar on Jan 12, 2010 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

that’s what i was thinking – they had to be at least somewhat distracting

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Jan 12, 2010 8:14 AM EST up reply actions  

The Bernie Wolfe ‘75-’79 mask got my vote. Very cool.

by renhoak on Jan 12, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Jim Carey! It’s a brick wall!

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Jan 12, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s a b’rec’k house.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 12, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Related to the pads that make them look like the net? (I guess the opposite, actually…)

Game-Over Green? Canada-Over Carlson!

by Scott in Shaw on Jan 12, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

They are actually easier to see out of.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 12, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Not for nothing, but I was reading the sort of discussion between Nate, Corey and Ed last night, and in between that and hearing the Junkies being unsure “what to talk about” this morning, I’d say that by whatever measure you want to categorize DC’s hockey success, the fact that their success isn’t covered as such by its local correspondents is embarrassing.

I’d even extend it a little further,and suggest that save for player movement news, local coverage at 6 is mainly restricted to day of or day after games. The talk about unleashing the red is nice and all, but you’d have to look hard to find any mention of a road trip last night.

So you’ll forgive me if I don’t care if ESPN mispronounces Alex Semin’s name one more time when Lindsay, Brett, Feldy or Tim barely know how to do it.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 7:30 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

The Junkies tattoo rant ended up being pretty funny this morning, right around the time you posted this.

by Cluster on Jan 12, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I heard a little of that (related to the Whitlock article about Arenas and the NBA I think), good stuff.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m right with you. The local coverage is embarrassing.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 12, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

At first I was hoping that they’d cover the caps a little more…Now that some of the sports people do talk about the caps it’s even worse. They don’t know hockey. Csaban does ok, but it’s like watching a first time skater listening to them talk about it. The worst is Holden Kushner, he tries to get the caps in, but then he says things like: “Schultz is coming back in so they’ll get some of that hard hitting defense back.” And: “Milan Jur-s-eye-na…Jur-see-nay…I donno, I was never really good with French pronunciations”. But he’s scaled it back to saying, wow, look at their record, they’ve won a lot of games.

by snowburnt on Jan 12, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I once heard Kushner say “Of all the radio shows, we spend the most time on the Caps. I’m not really sure if that’s a good thing, because its not like we actually know anything. But we love ’em!” It’s always a little strange listening to his show.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

His show is ok, except for that sycophant producer cackling at all of his jokes.

I really got frustrated when he insisted Ovie was “dirty” for a week straight without trying to understand the implications of “dirty”

by snowburnt on Jan 12, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Wise is a joke, and so is the Post’s sports section. Good riddance to bad rubish.

As you said, Godspeed Tarik.

by Sct112 on Jan 12, 2010 7:43 AM EST reply actions  

Wise has terrible delivery on his jokes too. On Washington Post Live, he sounds like an Andy Rooney rip off. If wants to be in stand-up, the DC Improv isn’t too far away. Take it over there.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Quick Poll: Which is worse — Mike Wise never talking about the Caps, or Mike Wise spending an hour on the Caps in his radio show during which he demonstrates exactly how much he knows about hockey?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 12, 2010 8:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll take the latter.

"If you want money go to the bank, if you want bread go to the bakery if you want goals go to the net." - #21

by snakegriffin on Jan 12, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I watch Wise on WPL and cringe in the way I cringe when a 50-year old guy tries to sound cool and all attitood. Mike?…leave that to the youngins. You’re sitting in Kornheiser’s Post seat, for cryin’ out loud.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Jan 12, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know… the DC Improv is actually a respected club. I’d like to see him try his stuff out at Solly’s, get drowned out by the crowd of drunk hipsters, and after he gets offstage, I’d tell him he sucked, but to quit his day job because he sucks at that, too.

by thebigfoist on Jan 12, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I forgot to say “an open mic like Solly’s.” Didn’t mean that it’s not respected. Don’t want the Solly’s people coming after me.

by thebigfoist on Jan 12, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

“With all due respect…” That’s just Mike Wise. A guy that likes to hear himself talk. A post editor threw that line back at him later in the chat. So maybe the Post as a whole will come around.

by Smithy on Jan 12, 2010 8:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you new in town?

I keed. The problem I see is that the “name” writers on the post, Wilbon/Wise/Boswell, don’t know what a blue line is let alone what an umbrella PP looks like. As long as those guys are the ones that get the majority of the face time for the Post Sports section we will be unable to get anything but snark and cursory analysis.

As much as I love what J.P. et al. do here, I’d love to have a major news outlet that didn’t actively put down the best team in the area simply because they don’t get/like the sport.

by Sct112 on Jan 12, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Me too. Living in the Philly area for a several years, I got use to sports radio guys and newspaper columnist that knew hockey and didn’t bump it to “fringe sport” status like they do down here. I was really hopeful when WJFK switched to sports talk, thinking maybe they’ll talk about something else since they weren’t owned by the ’Skins. But based on their content they may as well be.

by bagace on Jan 12, 2010 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate Philly, but I’d sooner listen to WIP than any sports talk show down here. Those guys know and love their teams (and their sports), which is a combination you don’t find all the time down here.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Jan 12, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Or even WEEI in Boston, where they don’t limit the talk to only the Red Sox and Pats. I don’t see why we can’t have show hosts/media members in this town who know something about all four sports as opposed to a lot about football and a casual amount about every other sport.

by Kolzilla on Jan 12, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I live in a town that has had an NHL team 20+ less years than DC and they still get more respect from the sports media (minus the crappy newspaper in town which does make the Post look good). This also in a town where the football, basketball, and baseball franchises are all better than those in DC as well. Even the folks who don’t know hockey well at least try to understand it and certainly don’t denigrate those who love the sport.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s sad. Wilbon might actually know something about hockey (I think he claims Blackhawks knowledge from his youth), but doesn’t want to be bothered until playoff time. Boz actually tries, and at least doesn’t put it down, while admitting he’ll probably never really know the sport. Wise really is pretty much a features guy now, and should just shut up instead of making jokes (the Brashear story last spring was fabulous, but I’m a little worried about what he might be working on, since he said he’s got a story lined up for next week).

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

The WP columnists don’t have a hockey chair. They have The Basebal Guy (Boswell), the Basketball Guys (Wilbon, Wise), the College Basketball Guy (Feinstein), The Outdoors Guy (Phillips), The Conscience Columnist (Jenkins), The Racing Guy (Beyer), the Football Guy (Wilbon, Boswell, some Jenkins, some Wise).

Tarik does the beat stuff and they have others to help on the CI blog, but there is no “Hockey Guy” columnist.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Jan 12, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I am kind of hoping Gene Wang steps up to the hockey plate more now that football is over. I think he’s pretty good—his fantasy chats can be pretty sharp and funny. He knows a bit about pucks and I think his writing is solid.

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by bigonetimer on Jan 12, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

The problem with that (to paraphrase something Steinz said last year) is that slowly but surely they’ll put more coverage over to the Caps/Wiz beats now that the Redskins press orgy is done. Gene’s part of that group, presumably, but don’t expect much more than the beat writer from October-January next year.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Unless we win the cup. DC loves a winner.

by Ninjak on Jan 12, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. I have no expectations from Gene during the NFL season; I was shocked to see his byline on a pucks related item in January. I just think he’s an undertapped resource.

Support your local bakery!

by bigonetimer on Jan 12, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Totally true, and I imagine it will always be that way. I’m willing to share, but someone’s got to be willing to know the sport if they want to write about it.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Wilbon knows a good deal about hockey. Do you remember him ranting about how he’s sick of hearing anyone suggest that Crosby’s better than Ovechkin on PTI? That’s a guy who’s got the right idea, even if he doesn’t know who the league points leader is.

by thebigfoist on Jan 12, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Wilbon once wore a haberdasher on PTI. That means he knows hockey, right?

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I wish they would go back to playing those commercials at every break on NHL Network instead of the HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE commercial

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 12, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I hear that freakin’ thing in my sleep!

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Jan 12, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not going to lie, I kind of love that commercial.

Well…parts of it anyway.

by Becca H on Jan 12, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll admit that when I first saw the commericial I thought it was good for the NHL…even better if they’d show it on a non-hockey channel. But now the only part of the commericial that I “love” is the part when it’s over.

I’m with Peerless…it haunts my dreams.

by Yoshietree on Jan 12, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That cheesy music! What, they recorded that in a garage?

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Jan 12, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, the music’s horrible. But I enjoy some of the guys they use in the ad.

And yes, that sound you hear is the soft sound of more of my street cred slipping away.

by Becca H on Jan 12, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing against the ad stylistically or whatever…its like an NFL United Way ad, which is fine.

My problem with the ad is the fact that they show it at least twice every commercial break, so its on at least 8-10 times an hour, if not more. I think i’d rather be waterboarded at this point than hear it again.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 12, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

GREAT SAVE!!!!!

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 12, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Crap…link fail

LINK

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 12, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Tony Cornheiser

Although it is a nationally syndicated broadcast, i still for some reason come home and watch PTI with hopes of the Caps getting at least a bit of coverage…and am usually let down. I say this as for (1) They are BOTH staffers at the WaPo and (2) The only team thats worth getting behind seems to be pushed aside by the latest news of how Derek Jeter just put a ring on Mika Kelly…..And on a sidenote i really wish that Cornheiser would stop waving his Canadian flag about at the end of each broadcast…no wonder there is no extended version of PTI in Canada as Cornheiser repeatedly treats hockey as if it were a sideshow to the “real” american sports….as seen here as he seriously compares Ovechkin to Urlacher and Tebow, as if these are the only two players that he could compare him to….no hockey player comparable? Wilbon does however make good points.

When my friend Robbie and I played hockey in the driveway on our rollerblades....I was always Peter Bondra

by OviWankenobi on Jan 12, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Tony is no longer on the Post payroll. He’s very bitter about that.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Link to the Ovi-Crosby Debate

When my friend Robbie and I played hockey in the driveway on our rollerblades....I was always Peter Bondra

by OviWankenobi on Jan 12, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The sad thing is that it’s not that hard to get the sport…just sit down and watch it. Find a guy that knows the sport and let him walk you through it. This site had been a godsend for people like me who didn’t really know the sport but loved to watch it.

While far from an expert, I can pick things up that they’re trying.

The other sad thing is that it’s not like any of these writers had a career playing the sports, some played them when they were little, and that’s the excuse they fall back on. I never played a lick of football and I know as much about it as most of the writers just by paying attention. They could do the same with hockey.

by snowburnt on Jan 12, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s funny. For the longest time I had trouble with some of the rules, and for the life of me couldn’t detect an offside. It both helped and hurt that I was relying on my soccer knowledge in watching the games (at least I had something I could relate my questions to). Then one day, the little light bulb went on and I couldn’t understand how I’d ever missed the offside previously.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

At least Boz can capture the essence of the Caps, even if it’s not his sport. That’s because he actually has writing talent. Wilbs writes like he talks, which is fine, but it’s not art. And he doesn’t like pucks, so when he must vomit out something about hockey it’s with a tone of disdain that he can’t shake from his writing.

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by bigonetimer on Jan 12, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

So maybe the Post as a whole will come around.

ever so slightly. From Steintz chat:

Mike Wise likes to make off-handed quips that would be better left unquipped. I wouldn’t take it too seriously. He certainly wasn’t speaking for Post hierarchy. Editors are sending me (I know, bad choice) on the road with Tarik to the Pens game next week. We haven’t had a second writer travel with the Wizards to a regular season game this season. I think that shows the priorities well enough.

as amusing as Steinz is, I’d prefer Svrgula as the second writer.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think having Lindsay Applebaum as their NHL editor shows the priorities well enough.

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by J.P. on Jan 12, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

ouch, but true.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh.

/Applebaum’d

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yup, that’s true. Although she did defend the sport versus Wise. Doesn’t absolve her of her crimes, but it’s a start.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think she doesn’t like it when people like Wise and Wilbon take swipes at “her” sport and does her best to defend it, but she’s not the right person to be hockey editor.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not familiar with the Post enough, so I have to ask, what are her crimes? I remember a crack she made about Schultz a while back, but that’s about it.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

She doesn’t seem to take it seriously. Mayble that’s just her personality, and it fails on the internet.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

With all due respect, Mike Wise is a major douchebag.

by thebigfoist on Jan 12, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it OK to say anything you want after “with all due respect?” Is that like “bless his little heart?” I love it.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 12, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Clearly that phrase erases any disrespect in what follows. Having said that…

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Jan 12, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to hear Wise try and spend an hour on hockey. is anyone listening?

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

No, never.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t want to be around for that hour. And I’m pretty sure I’d resort to violence if I had to.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 12, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I want to hear if he actually does it. I also want to hear if any angry hockey fans pull a Mikeal Samuelson.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Blasphemy around here, but I listen to Tony K. Maybe I’ll switch over to him now, just to find out.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

ok, so now he’s started his “hockey hour” and launched into a rant against hate Caps fans. “I HATE YOU CAPS FANS YOU TAKE YOUR TEAM WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!”

well then, we’re off to a great fucking start.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, we’re back to discussing Clinton Portis.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The feeling is mutual, Mike.

by Kolzilla on Jan 12, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m really looking forward to Nate’s twitter response to this. I mean, daaaaaaaaaaaaamn. wise was all out screaming and everything.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

You must be exagerating.

by Yoshietree on Jan 12, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly? Doubtful. I wouldn’t put it past Wise to be that much of an ass.

What would happen if he had said “all due respect, but it’s just football” – and then proceeded to rip into Skins fans for taking their team too seriously? This shit would NEVER happen with the other sports in this town.

I’m in an anti-local sports media-ranty type mood today.

by Becca H on Jan 12, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really. He reacts to criticism of the WaPo or of himself like a 4-year old. This is a pretty consistent pattern with his show.

by Kolzilla on Jan 12, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

4-year old

Too much credit.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

not exaggerating one bit. Really, I should have bolded the quote, to further emphasize how much hate was flowing across the radio waves. If I had the ability to make the font really big, I would have done that.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. He might as well have said “Hockey fans: shutup about your puny little sport and be happy that you’re getting any of my valuable air time.”

by Kolzilla on Jan 12, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Think the audio will be posted anywhere?

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

The station pretty much posts all the shows. Should be up by tomorrow at the latest.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean the “hockey hour” was the fifteen minutes that Ieft the computer to eat lunch? F him.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

please. look at the time stamps on my posts. THREE minutes.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry. During the fifteen minutes I took for lunch.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry myself. that “please” came off as really bitchy, and was meant far more in the spirit of “please, I wish the ‘hockey hour’ had been 15 minute.”

I can’t believe I got suckered into wasting 3 hours of my life so I could hear Wise be an asshole for 3 minutes.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn’t taking offense at all. Damn internet. Be bitchy, it’s okay with me.

Apparently, he’s planning to spend “the rest of the hour after he finishes with a Redskin”. That’s going to translate to about fifteen minutes is my guess. Maybe. I wish I could be bothered to call in.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, I’m still wasting my life on this show. Strangely, its helping me focus on reading these damn program proposals……(the Rink, however, does not help me focus!)

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m wasting away, as well, on it. When I heard him bitching about Caps fans, I should have turned it off…but then he mentioned that people can call in and yell at him. Maybe, just maybe, that will be worth it.

Professor Blood

by CapsKH on Jan 12, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

unfortunately, Caps fans yelling back at Wise does nothing to change his mind.

Ok, Caps after the commerical, apparently.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought he was going to keep that Redskin on the phone til 1:58pm to avoid the onslaught!

I like Sarge now!

by CapsKH on Jan 12, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting updates on a radio program through blog comments… meta.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh. Looks like my projection of 15 min is going to be about right. Or less.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

do you want me to continue to live-blog that last 20ish minutes of his show? Because right now he’s listing every excuse as to why he rarely covers the Caps.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

So he’s going to spend his time on Darren Eliot’s SI article?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Go for it. It’s pretty entertaining.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, read from Eliot’s article, and now there’s some Canadian guy (a converted Leafs fans) on the radio wasting time.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr. Sidekick seems to be on our side. (Bill Ohlund, is it?)

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG…wasting time on marriage questions?!? Ugh.

I like Sarge now!

by CapsKH on Jan 12, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

more excuses……..

Wise pulls out every excuse in the book.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s also saying that Wizards ratings blow Caps ratings “out of the water.”

hmmmmmmm, remind me, which team pulls in huge national TV ratings?

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by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Certainly helps when the Caps are permanently banished to CSN+.

by Yoshietree on Jan 12, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s actually the truth, unfortunately. subject to change any minute now. but the caller makes the point that it’s self fulfilling, which is my complaint. if the media says no one cares about hockey and therefore doesn’t cover it, then no one WILL care.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I know its true, but the Caps have been on CSN+ more frequently than the Wiz so far, and have had several national TV games, which aren’t factored into the comcast ratings.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s also the premium match-ups that Versus has pulled away from CSN so far this season.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

That too.

Hey, Lindsay is sticking up for hockey!

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone know how to use the new Caps audio player? How the heck does one get pre-Cap?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure what I did, or didn’t do, but it’s on.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

n/m, it’s an old one. Gotta keep trying.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice. How so?

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by J.P. on Jan 12, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

(N/m – I see it below)

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by J.P. on Jan 12, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

she said some stuff that I haven’t posted yet, too. Like, online clicks show that readership for Caps articles and blog postings continue to grow. She says she begs every columnist to write about the Caps, and five of them are going to the Olympics so she’s constantly on them to write Caps columns about the Olympians.

She also said that Caps fans want to see more coverage, and are a bit tired of getting pooped on by certain people (ok, I paraphrased that)

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

tired of getting pooped on by certain people (ok, I paraphrased that)

But oh so appropriate.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

another commerical break……probably another 7 minutes, which would leave 1 minute for the sign-off

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta get those Pro-Skins sponsors in!!

I like Sarge now!

by CapsKH on Jan 12, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

And forgot to add…

Will I listen tomorrow to see if he actually does this “Caps Report” that he promised?? Sadly, I probably will. :-/

I like Sarge now!

by CapsKH on Jan 12, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

You’ll have to be the designated live-blogger tomorrow. I have a lunch meeting that will likely prevent me from listening.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Alex deserves kudos. Nice call.

I always love how media folks always talk ratings. How do the ratings go up if no one is talking about something? Sports media is partly advertising. That is why they get in free.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Close! It was 6 mins!!

I like Sarge now!

by CapsKH on Jan 12, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

back from commercial. My bad, it was only a 5 minute break, not 7. But Wise is promo’ing “Wing Bowl DC” at Hard Times, rather than discussing Caps.

Lindsay is on (!!!)

Wise: How come CapsNation hate me?

Lindsay: How come you hate CapsNation?

(other stuff)

Lindsay: Come on, the Caps need a little bit of love.

Wise: And that’s why I have decided that I’m going to cover the Jan. 19 game!

(Lindsay stunned)

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Lindsay sounds about 12 years old.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

She’s a fairly recent college grad unless I’m thinking of someone else.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

and she’s an editor?! Suddenly, a lot of things are suddenly making sense.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Google her and look at the Facebook entry that comes up. If that is indeed her, she looks young. (Not bad looking either)

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooh, I can heckle him!

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m in. Sadly he didn’t care about anything we had to say last time he was in the press box – he just talked. A lot.

by dinasaur on Jan 12, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

this commerical break is mighty long, isn’t it?

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

HA, I was just thinking the exact same thing!

I like Sarge now!

by CapsKH on Jan 12, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t give him ratings, turn radio off.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, that’s why people who follow sports teams are called “fans?” As in, short for “fanatics?” And this moonyok writes about sports? What an unfulfilled life he must lead writing about things he denigrates others for paying attention to.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Jan 12, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Poor Brash. He’ll never get any love in NY. I sure would like to have him in a Caps sweater one out of five games…

by Ninjak on Jan 12, 2010 7:44 AM EST reply actions  

Not at what the Rangers are paying him. And he never really did anything while he was here anyway.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 12, 2010 7:52 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Agree – I like the whole “wolf pack mentality” thing we’ve been seeing in recent games more than a single enforcer anyway. Penalty or not, seeing Green punch Ruutu was a thing of beauty.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 12, 2010 7:53 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Let the other team be stupid. More chances for a 23.8% PP to score goals.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 12, 2010 7:58 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Have you tried using the “Import from Word” feature? I haven’t made many FanPosts, but the ones I did were drafted in Word and imported. It’s easier to manage the links that way.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

WTF? This definitely replied to the wrong comment. This was at YNC above.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha!

Our names look too much alike.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

Deals exclusively in punnery and poop jokes.

by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 12, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah…. I was thinking it was SBN’s fault, but it may have just been be confusing you two. It wouldn’t be the first time.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

rec for the "wolf pack mentality" and rec for PP %

by renhoak on Jan 12, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

My wolf pack has grown to 4. There are now 4 wolves in my pack.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 12, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sealab reference?

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hangover

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahh. Now I remember.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s rec’ing his little weenus!

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I was so relieved that it wasn’t a fighting major (hey, the view from upstairs might have made it look worse to me than it was). Looking at it, I was going, “is that Green? No way! Way!”

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I honestly am not sure I would have cared if it was at that point in the game. The Sens’ PP had been hapless to that point and we were up by a couple, and teammates sticking up for each other had been a problem all season.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 12, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but do you really want Green in the box for five minutes ever? Maybe the Atlanta game.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

If it is the difference between 30 min on ice and 27 I can live with it.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 12, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Point taken. Maybe now with everyone healthy, Bruce won’t lean on him so much?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

As bumbling as it was, I’ll never forget that goal Brash scored against the Flyers in Game one of the 2008 playoffs.

by thebigfoist on Jan 12, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Blind squirrel, nut, etc

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

No to the enforcer idea. No no no. Did I say no?

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

by Rather Bengt on Jan 12, 2010 7:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup. Regular season means Spotted Dessert. How many times does an enforcer help a team in the playoffs.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 12, 2010 8:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn you, now I want to go to Union Jacks for that.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 8:33 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s not a member of the Leafs PK units so he can’t be the worst player in the league.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Just a little heads up...

Pretty good chart on the Empty Netters blog that shows how good Ovechkin, Crosby, and Sedin have been at even strength this year:

http://community.post-gazette.com/blogs/emptynetters/default.aspx

I can’t believe Ovechkin scored 41% of his points on the PP last year, and is only at 29% this year. Just think if Ovechkin (likely) and Crosby (unlikely) start to get more PP points….they’ll have a nice battle for the scoring title.

by Link_Gaetz on Jan 12, 2010 8:04 AM EST reply actions  

I’d say it’s more likely Crosby starts getting more PP points simply because that PP is currently a mess and has nowhere to go but up. The Caps’ PP isn’t going to get much better in all likelihood.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 12, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Agree w/ F&B. When I read all I thought about was how much better Crosby’s numbers could be in the Pens PP was just average.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

out of curiosity, how was the Pens PP last season?

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Pens finished 20th last season.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Swingman

Was it here that Sloan was first referred to as a swingman? I’ve never heard it before in reference to a hockey player, but I did notice that a post on CI referred to Sloan as a swingman and was wondering if that was a Japers’ism that made it into the wild

by renstar on Jan 12, 2010 8:08 AM EST reply actions  

I believe this Ups and Downs was the first reference on this site. I don’t know if it was used elsewhere first though.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 8:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure it’s a term borrowed from a player/coach interview. Could be wrong.

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Or perhaps it’s a reference to Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Sloan is a swingahhhh?

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

by Rather Bengt on Jan 12, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Except when those guys delve into hockey they mention actually talented players.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 12, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

From Wikipedia

Swingman is a basketball term denoting a player who can play both the small forward (3) and shooting guard (2) positions, and, in essence, swing between the shooting guard and small forward positions.

Also, this. A few bad examples as they are defensemen who play defense on the PP but you get the idea. Better ones would’ve been Byfluglien, Carkner, Sloan…

The term “swingman” is also used in baseball, defining a pitcher who moves between the bullpen and starting rotation multiple times during the season. It is also occasionally used in ice hockey to define atypical defenders, such as Mark Streit, Christoph Schubert, Matt Gilroy, and Sergei Federov, able to play both forward and defense. These players often play defense on the powerplay because their forward-quality shooting skills offer a threat from the point.

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by Edanger6 on Jan 12, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m queen of the Tyler Sloan is Awesome Club, but I would never in a million years consider him to be an offensive threat.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Well he is an Atypical Defenseman

Yeah, that whole sentence doesn’t make a lot of sense but I didn’t want to tweak it too much.

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by Edanger6 on Jan 12, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Except when MP is his center.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

A little justification

I thought I’d clarify the superhero choice for the GR8. It was between Cyclops (because of Ovi’s traditionally dark visor) or Colossus (who is from the former Soviet Union), but Colossus would have been a bit above my photoshopping ability, since his body is all metal. I tried to find a better (big) picture of Ovi’s head with a darker visor, but I didn’t have any luck, so that’s what I ended up with. Hope you guys like them!

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 8:11 AM EST reply actions  

Nicely done (for a guy who used to be on the Real World and wrestles professionally).

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 8:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for getting the reference BP.

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 8:18 AM EST up reply actions  

What has two thumbs and knows his late ’90s/early ’00s MTV reality shows? This guy.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t lie. You’re DVRing the new D.C. season of Real World.

by Cluster on Jan 12, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

That depends whether or not DVRing = drunkenly swearing at them at a DC United game in July.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I sincerely hope that makes it onto the show.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

They totally make D.C. look like the most beautiful city on Earth. I have no idea how they pull that off.

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Camera angles.

I am easily satisfied with the very best

by Ovechwin on Jan 12, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Omega Red?

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking Sabretooth for Ovi due to the facial hair and the jumping around, but then I realized he’s a bad guy.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Thought the exact same thing. I couldn’t bring myself to make Ovi a bad guy.

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking Red Guardian (the Russian Captain America)

But Ovi is cool enough to have his own character, the Russian Machine.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 12, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice. Knew there was a good reason that was beyond my geekdom.

And what, no Morrison or Knuble as Wolverine?

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by J.P. on Jan 12, 2010 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m working on that. I was thinking Knuble as Captain America and maybe Morrison as Wolverine. I already have Semin as Gambit, but it’s not quite finished.

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I personally thought Cyclops was perfect as he’s essentially the “captain” of the X-men.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he’s the named captain of them, actually.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I would have picked Bryan Berard for Cyclops

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 12, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Obvious choice. His father is Poseidon, after all.

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Semin as Gambit seems like a perfect fit to me. Or maybe he should be Nightcrawler since he tends to disappear sometimes.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know the character Gambit but just the name seems perfect for Sasha.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 12, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

And of course Brooks Laich as, y’know, Brooks Laich.

by redlineblue on Jan 12, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I can see Sjomin as Gambit.

No Alex, no ratings. Know Alex, know ratings.

by gotsparkly on Jan 12, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Too bad Clark’s gone (well, not really, but for this) – he’d be the perfect Captain America.

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by J.P. on Jan 12, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. I had actually started his before the trade. Gambit is kind of a double agent, but he’s mostly good. He’s explosive and he takes lots of risks. Pretty good fit if you ask me

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Plus he’s a ladies’ man, just like Semin.

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Erskine

if in the mix, would be a decent Beast

by ns on Jan 12, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think I can do any better than Jim Gaffigan for Big John…I might just have to make up a Hot Pocket Superhero

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I like the Sabertooth suggestion, but the Hot Pockets Lumberjack is probably spot on.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Is John Erskine not the Thing?

by renhoak on Jan 12, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

 John Carlson is Captain America.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Good one. Who do I use for Knuble then?

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Juggernaut! Good guy vs bad guy, all subjective. But watching Knuble on that penalty kill vs Columbus a couple of months back, he was just unstoppable.

by Ninjak on Jan 12, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d go with Frank Castle.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

That forty-second, one-man PK remains a highlight of the season to me.
Wolverine!

by redlineblue on Jan 12, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

It was one of the most amazing things I’ve ever witnessed in person at a sporting event. Everyone was on their feet.

by Ninjak on Jan 12, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh yes. That was one mighty PK right there. He totally deserved the standing O he got for that.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 12, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

anyone have a link handy?

by ns on Jan 12, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh my, yes!

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Greatest. penalty. kill. ever. I remember the VC was going crazy for that, then gave him a huge applause when they showed him on the bench after it was over. If only he hadn’t had committed that stupid slash at the end of the game (what the folks at Broad Street Hockey called “getting Ka-nubled”).

by bagace on Jan 12, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Greatest. penalty. kill. ever.

Really? Better than this?

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

that is good, but the Knuble one was just too awesome

by renhoak on Jan 12, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

OK. Just curious, as I was off the grid for that game (though made some good cash off of it).

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Echoing sentiments above, although not at the game but rather watching from home alone, Knuble’s effort brought tears of inspiration to me as I stood up, fist pumped, and yelled right along with the very intense crowd response. It was a memorable hockey moment for me.

by renhoak on Jan 12, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Forgotten about that one. But I’d still put Knuble’s over it, for the length of time and that he was doing it by himself behind Mason in goal.

by bagace on Jan 12, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Tom Poti as Nick Fury?

(Just slap an eyepatch on this photo…)

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 12, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice.

The one obvious one left is Matt Bradley as Charles Xavier.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought that’d be Boudreau?

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. They’re both leaders, bald, and can jump just as high.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I was going with the Professor angle.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

If only there was a hero called “The Bleeder.”

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

My friend actually used to refer to him as Captain America, haha.

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by kellobellow on Jan 12, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Judging by Aucoin’s playoff beard last year, that would have to go to Coiner.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 12, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

If you branch out from X-Men only...

You have Green Arrow (which would work for Flash, when he’s sporting the goatee)…

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by IRockTheRed on Jan 12, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Karl Alzner as Green Arrow?

Jeff Schultz as the Hulk?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 12, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Or CincoCinco as the Fantastic Four Stretchy guy?

by renhoak on Jan 12, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm, I’m thinking Brian Pothier as Mr. Fantastic.

And how has nobody yet mentioned Jason Chimera as the Beast?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 12, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Unh-uh. Green’s got to be the Hulk.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 12, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I kind of pictured Ovechkin as the Hulk.

by renhoak on Jan 12, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s the Green Arrow-lantern Hulk!

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 12, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I think you overdosed on “The Big Bang Theory” last night.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Your loss.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Because of his ability for rapid weight gain?

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 12, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Karl Alzner as Grizzly Adams. He’s too fuzzy for Green Arrow.

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 12, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He already branched out from X-men, even universes. Flash and Green Lantern are D.C. comics not Marvel.

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 12, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You all did see the latest Bloge Salming, right?

I have a C on my heart.

by boutros23 on Jan 12, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Too bad he didn’t have anyone play the wonder twins or gleek. Wendel as Frank Castle was awesome.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I think you should make Mike Green “The Blob”

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

by zephyr on Jan 12, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Mojo is my favorite disgustingly fat x-men villain.

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of Neuvirth, his new mask provides a great excuse to run down some of the great goalie masks in team history. Yahtzee! [Rock The Red.net]

That was awesome. Don’t miss it. I had forgotten about Jim Carey’s brick wall — that one has got to be my favorite.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 12, 2010 8:34 AM EST reply actions  

A little a.m. rumormongering, via Kukla’s Korner.

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by EmilyB on Jan 12, 2010 8:40 AM EST reply actions  

That’s a a bit of a bummer if true. However, after seeing what they wanted for Pronger last year I don’t know that I’d want to try and deal for Nieds. Murray would probably ask for the entire Bears team.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

And we need them to get Kovalchuk.

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m not too upset by all that, just considering that we’d probably lose JC in the deal. I’m not down for completely emptying the well for someone we might only have as a rental.

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Not necessarily.

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by ThePeerless on Jan 12, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

No? what do you expect it would take?

by Sct112 on Jan 12, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, maybe not HIM exactly, but I assume they’ll want a big prospect (JC, Neuvirth, Varly, KA), a pick, and an NHL regular (Flash, Fehr, or someone else). That’s a steep price.

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah im not all for unloading our prospects for Kovy/Neids or someone like that.

by highslot84 on Jan 12, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Not really comparable situations given Anaheim’s position and the contracts of the respective players.

by David Getz on Jan 12, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Fair point DMG, but you know they’d still want some pelts for a guy like that.

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the price is going to be determined by the buyers, not the seller. If Anaheim needs to move him, they will, and the highest bid will get him.

by David Getz on Jan 12, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Just wondering, but who do you see as the other big buyers? For as much as you read about the Caps having absolutely no defenders worth a damn (ugh), you’d think everyone else in the league is elite at all six spots.

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

The word there is fantasy.

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by gotsparkly on Jan 12, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I haven’t given it a ton of thought, but glancing over the capgeek.com numbers I’d think New Jersey could be the Capitals biggest threat if they wanted to make a move for Niedermayer. I think L.A. and Colorado might be interested, but I don’t think they’d want to give up all that much, so, realistically, I think they get outbid.

by David Getz on Jan 12, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

LAK has more prospects they can part with. NJD does have the cap space but the trade would hurt their farm in a big way.

In any event, ANA said they aren’t trading Nieds. Of course, they may not mean it but they say they have a standing agreement not to trade him unless he asks for it.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 12, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Very true. I should have been more clear. They were asking a ton for a guy who was on the downside of his career. I expect the same with Nieds. Obviously, they’ll get less than they did for Pronger, but I still expect the price to be steep.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

What they are asking may not really matter, if they are out of the playoffs and the choice is between getting something and getting nothing, then all that matters are what other teams are willing to offer for him.

Aim for the head baby Jesus

by Doncosmic on Jan 12, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Don’t disagree, but there is distinct possibility of a team like the Flyers overbidding for a player.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

yea, but the flyers aren’t gonna be buyers at the deadline, they have too many overpaid underperforming old guys as it is.

Aim for the head baby Jesus

by Doncosmic on Jan 12, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I was referring to the Pronger deal.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Nieds is a UFA; Pronger still had a year left on his contract, so he wasn’t a true rental.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 12, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Semin looks like he wants to eat that delicious puck in the Caps Clips’ pic

by ns on Jan 12, 2010 8:51 AM EST reply actions  

do you think Varlamov is pooping his pants a little seeing Neuvy’s recent success in the NHL?

by ns on Jan 12, 2010 9:05 AM EST reply actions  

Just watched that Canuck’s TV spot and, while the Ovi stuff at front was nice, the game shots they posted later in the video – wow, they were fantastic. Wonder if that was TSN or a local station. Seeing all those great game shots, knowing that we’re going to be subjected to CSN- for tonight’s game, makes me sad.

by bagace on Jan 12, 2010 9:09 AM EST reply actions  

It is the team’s in-house production crew. I don’t believe that’s a broadcast feed…but it should be. They would have tons more viewers with those angles. The audio editing was very nice as well.

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by EmilyB on Jan 12, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

They would have tons more viewers with those angles.

Indeed.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d.

“I have my license
It came with birth
For self reliance of this earth
You take the bullet
On which my name
Was etched to file me in your game”

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

The lasting image of that series for me is Crosby parked at the side of our net. He should have had a table and a waiter.

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 12, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But no sommelier

Cause you-know-who already knows his…
I apologize.

by redlineblue on Jan 12, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Can you PM other members of the Rink or is that not possible?

by bigeugene on Jan 12, 2010 9:57 AM EST reply actions  

Don’t think it’s possible, but lots of folks have their email addresses in their profiles.

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, you’re the guy I wanted to PM! It’s about Hershey tix. Send me an email to bigeugene (at) aol.com.

by bigeugene on Jan 12, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Done.

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Does it bother anybody else that TEB keeps referring to Tom Poti as the team’s top shutdown defender? I know the guy is playing well but Jeff Schultz leads the league among D in +/- and Mike Green should also be ahead of Poti on that list.

by Kolzilla on Jan 12, 2010 9:58 AM EST reply actions  

It’s infuriating to me. Top shutdown D has to be able to clear the puck at least.

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by The Miz on Jan 12, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well if we’re going by QUALCOMP

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"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

True, but then of course there’s adjusted +/-, GAON/60, +/-/60, blocked shots/60, Corsi, etc…

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

But the only issue here is who is playing against the other team’s top guys.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, you’re not really a shutdown D if you’re not shutting anyone down.

by Kolzilla on Jan 12, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And it’s not like Schultz is any slouch in QualComp.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

True, but that isn’t the point here. The point is who is seen by team (BB) as the shutdown D.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough, though I suppose we shouldn’t be holding our breath for a column on the emergence of Schultz as a top D anytime soon.

by Kolzilla on Jan 12, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Tom Poti is responsible for his own QualComp because he’s so bad that he makes the lines he faces statistically look better. That’s my story.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 12, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I am soooo lucky I didn’t take a swig of water before I read that.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe TEB’s comment is a reference to how Poti is being used by Boudreau. And certainly up to the last week, I think it was accurate. But Schultzie’s gotten a lot of very tough minutes the last few games. We may be seeing a changing of the guard. We can probably expect an article in April (about a month after it’s apparent to everyone) about how Schultz is being given new responsibility and is embracing his new role.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 12, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure Bruce once commented that Poti is like the top shutdown guy in an interview, maybe one of the times when Poti was coming back from injury, and Tarik has ran with it since.

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

G.O.D. asks and he shall receive. TEB just posted this.

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by Carl Putnam on Jan 12, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, but he’s not especially used to being respectful concerning hockey.

by DrinkingPartner on Jan 12, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh.. I know sorry..

Heh.. I know sorry..Twas a Tallageda Nights reference :)

by Brainumbc on Jan 12, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

“It’s in the Geneva Convention, go look it up”

by renhoak on Jan 12, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Those of you with more power in the Caps blogosphere, do you know if Mike Wise’s “With all due respect” comment will come back to him? I want to see/read him respond.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jan 12, 2010 11:40 AM EST reply actions  

This link is over a week old now, but it’s a Canadiens-Caps game writeup with an interesting perspective from a Habs fan. The rest of the blog is pretty well done too.

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by EmilyB on Jan 12, 2010 12:11 PM EST reply actions  

Does the world have something against the Caps?

First the plane trouble — twice. Now they don’t get a morning skate because “the ice isn’t ready”. But Tampa took a morning skate at their practice facility.

I hope Tampa gets stomped ala Atlanta tonight. I don’t want to just win.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 12:59 PM EST reply actions  

Wonderful piece about how awesome Chris Clark is now with the Blue Jackets, via a tweet from Paul Rovnak.

http://bit.ly/5uUsOK

Logically I know that Chimerah is probably a better hockey player for this team, and for our style of play than Clark is/was. That said, I still miss him. He was the Captain through some lean times, and he deserves to be on a winner. Whether that’s CBJ or another team down the line.

by BradleyFightingVehicle on Jan 12, 2010 1:02 PM EST reply actions  

Captain Clark, showing the rooks how the pros do it.

Just like our team, the Blue Jackets went 0-3 right after the trade and then 3-0 after AO assumed the Caps’ captaincy.

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by EmilyB on Jan 12, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

The Penguins haven’t scored a 5-on-3 goal all year long (according to one of the guys on VS last night). No longer will I bitch about the Caps not being able to cash in likewise as often as I expect (demand).

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Jan 12, 2010 1:42 PM EST reply actions  

watching the Pens PP gives me joy.

Kung-fu Rink Rabbit

by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Attaching the phrase “worst in the league” to anything regarding the Pens gives me joy.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Jan 12, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

And as much as I dislike Sidney as a Penguin, I can’t help wishing he were a Cap. The kid is amazing through and through. He’s impossible to knock off the puck. He’s one of ths players that you can only hope to contain.

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Jan 12, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

…as the Caps wish they had done last playoff season…

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Jan 12, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

He’d be a great second center in the lineup.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oof.

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by EmilyB on Jan 12, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Crosby doesn’t have enough personality to be a Cap.

I need a snappy signature...

by IRockTheRed on Jan 12, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, he has plenty of personality. I’m convinced that his handlers have done the world a great favor by trying to make him all polished and corporate and as un-offensive as possible. When his true personality shines through, its pretty ugly.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He still living with Mario?

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by hotdog88gt on Jan 12, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The Penguins have scored more than one power play goal in a game six times this year… the Caps have done it five times since December 1st.

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by ThePeerless on Jan 12, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Per JP’s twitter and Bob McKenzie, Staffan Kronwall’s been put on waivers by Calgary

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Jan 12, 2010 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

I can’t come up with anything witty to say about this. We don’t need him, hope he finds some success in the AHL.

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He’d look good in a Bears uniform.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Jan 12, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno, it’s already pretty crowded down there. Is it worth the energy to pick him up and send him through waivers and all that?

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha. Is it worth the energy? Considering you won’t have to do anything but comment on the Rink I think you’ll manage to handle it.

Now let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

by Rob Parker on Jan 12, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

So, how about the Alex Burrows allegations

Didn’t see the game, but why would he risk fines/suspension talking out of class if it didn’t happen? If true what becomes of Auger?

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by Edanger6 on Jan 12, 2010 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

I’d like to think that (if nothing else) this opens up more transparency to a currently self-governing group, but hopefully we’re not going to hear anything about it today (Burrows plays tomorrow, don’t know when Auger’s next assignment is, and he’s not working tonight); that’d imply the League won’t hear of/respond to it.

"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."

by Bald Pollack on Jan 12, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

SomberoGuy created a dedicated place to talk about this. Its all very interesting.

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by RedBirdie on Jan 12, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Got it

Posted this over there also , but here are the penalties in question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buVvgCwwOeU

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by Edanger6 on Jan 12, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

If what Burrows says is true – and frankly, I’m very inclined to believe him – isn’t the only clear message you can send firing Auger? The NHL needs to come down very hard on this to send a clear message, especially if this type of thing is more common than people realize. It’s almost as bad as if Auger were betting on the game, IMO.

by grapejoos on Jan 12, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Even if Burrows is right

Did he just paint a huge target on his back? How many other ref’s are gonna want payback if Auger is fired/suspended.

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by Edanger6 on Jan 12, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunno, I guess it would depend on whether they value the brotherhood of officials more than the fact that Auger is making them all look like crooks (allegedly).

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by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Or at the very least, overly sensitive jerks.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Jan 12, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they need to at least suspend the guy. I don’t think they’ll go as far as firing him, though.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s the ref who gifted the Caps with a nine-minute PP when Carcillo slugged the Professor.

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by EmilyB on Jan 12, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s hard to ask “what is your point” on the internet without sounding like an asshole, but please know that I am just very genuinely curious when I ask: What is your point?

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Jan 12, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

eh, I found YNC’s point interesting. It took guts to make the correct call following the sucker punch, and he made it.

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by Sombrero Guy on Jan 12, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

A data point, is all. No actual point, as in me making an argument.

IS KEPTIN NOW

by EmilyB on Jan 12, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

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