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Wednesday Caps Clips: Goalies Galore

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  • Today's must-read looks at the past, present and future of homegrown Caps goalies. Only four netminders drafted by the team (Peter Sidorkiewicz, Olie Kolzig, Byron Dafoe and Jim Carey) would go on to play 100 NHL games, and, as we've noted before, Semyon Varlamov and Michal Neuvirth are 9th and 11th, respectively, in regular season NHL appearances by a Caps-drafted goalies. Oy. [Capitals.com]
  • At the other end of the spectrum from "must-read" is Allan Muir on his 11th-ranked Caps (spoiler alert: no crease-clearing D = oh noes!!1!1!). [SI.com]
  • Whereas Muir has the Caps at 5th in the Eastern Conference, they're either first or second at THN. [The Hockey News]
  • I guess it's fair to leave Mike Knuble off the list of top players over 35-years-old (though he did tie for the lead in goals among these "old-timers" last season), but leaving Ray Whitney and Daniel Alfredsson out of your top eight forwards is indefensible. Oh, and Michael Nylander didn't make the list either. [NHL.com]
  • Dmitri Orlov blows up Alexander Svitov. [Smotri.com via Caps Message Board]
  • Stefan Della Rovere's looking to follow up a "spine-tingling" 2008-09 with a bit more consistency over the full season in Barrie. [Barrie Advance]
  • Craig Laughlin's (undrafted) son Kyle, has signed with the Reading Royals, where his name will apparently be pronounced "LOFF lin." [RoyalsHockey.com]
  • It's red-on-red, and it's a mystery (though I'll suggest "1992 All-Star Game Superskills" as a likely partial answer). [Strange But True]
  • Lurker or active commentor, there's something for everyone in this link. [Pension Plan Puppets]
  • On this date back in 1998, the Caps traded center Jeff Nelson (who's still at it, btw) to Nashville for future considerations, thus providing us with an image for today's post.
  • Finally, Happy 44th Birthday to David A. Jensen, whom the Caps acquired from Hartford in exchange for Sidorkiewicz (two Peter Sidorkiewicz references in one post?!) and... Dean Evason. Not a good trade.

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Kyle Laughlin

I guess he should have learned to dipsy doo more?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 7:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, he did go through A Completely New and Innovative System for developing Hockey Players for JUNIOR, COLLEGE AND PRO!

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by Bald Pollack on Aug 19, 2009 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear GOD did they plug the hell out of that during the end of the season/playoffs!!!

I bet instead of a bonus, Locker just asked for endless plugs of his hockey school.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Craig is an ass in real life. One of my good friends was coached by him a number of years, says he is an idiot.

by zephyr on Aug 19, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow this is not shocking news that this innovator, D-1 all star, & NHL standout moonlights as a a complete jackass.

by CaliCapsFan on Aug 19, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm. I guess he became an ass in the announcing phase of life. In the mid-80’s when our son was was about 3, we took him down to the Cap Centre ice after the last game of the season for fan appreciation nite and got a picture of him with Craig holding him in his arms. Then about 10 years later, he was in one of Craig’s camps, and I brought in an 8×10 of that picture and after the session, Craig signed it and talked to us for about 5 minutes.

by OldPhil on Aug 19, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

A few of my friends say the opposite. A while back, I met Joe B and Craig at Coyote Ugly after a game. They both seemed pretty cool to me.

by fullright on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like some people have had good experiences with him and others haven’t. Ask folks about me and you’d probably here similarly…

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never met you in person, but I’m pretty sure your a jerk :)

by Sct112 on Aug 19, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally.

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

How you act and how you are evaluated as a coach is different from how you act and are evaluated by fans. It seems entirely plausible to me that he is an ass of a coach but a nice guy out of that role. I’ve had a few of those guys in my past.

by Rob Parker on Aug 19, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can think of a swimming coach like that. She was perfectly nice to talk to outside of practice but the kids she coached did not like her as a coach.

by CapsFan1975 on Aug 19, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

two Peter Sidorkiewicz references in one post?!

Wiki says Pete was once traded for Craig Billington, in case you wanted to reference another more active goalie with the team.

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by Bald Pollack on Aug 19, 2009 7:40 AM EDT reply actions  

The P-Sid hat trick would have caused the Internet to collapse upon itself.

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 7:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

In other news, D.C. United couldn’t beat a second-tier Honduran team last night. Their country is in the middle of a coup and they still beat us. I cried myself to sleep and prayed for hockey season to get here faster.
That Central American referees are about as unbiased as Central American politicians didn’t help DCU either.

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by Jake Shapiro on Aug 19, 2009 7:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, here we go with the crease-clearing D meme again. I take just one thing out of reading all of this … someone’s in for a shock. And … offhand, whose hockey opinion do you trust, SI’s or THN’s?

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by gotsparkly on Aug 19, 2009 8:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Related (and I don’t vouch for the veracity of the following, but have no reason to doubt it), via the Caps message boards:

Props to Muir. I submit me comments via the mailbag and he gets right back to me.

From me:

QUOTE
Caps at 11? This is a team that won 50 games last year. It lost Kozlov (13 goals, 41 points), Fedorov (11 goals, 33 points) and Brashear. It gains Knuble, who, as you said, could very well have a 30 goal campaign on his own, and Morrison, who should be good for 45-55 points with Semin on his wing. Net gains all around. And speaking of net gains, Varlamov is a leading contender for rookie of the year. So, this team that really only improved, and that the Penguins squeaked by in 7, is 11th on the list? C’mon now.

His reply:

QUOTE
Like I wrote the Caps have lots of star power, but some major deficiencies. First, sketchy goaltending. Theodore is average, at best, and Varlamov’s weaknesses were exposed by the end of that series with the Pens. If you think other teams weren’t watching, or that he’s magically addressed all his issues since then, you’re extremely hopeful. He may be a great one in time, but for the beginning of the season, he’s a big question mark. Even your coach recognizes that much.

Your defense is alright, but again, lacks physicality and depth. And Brendan Morrison will make you think Nylander is Mark Messier. I saw him a lot last season and you’re making some wild assumptions about what he’ll bring to the table.

Look, you’re a fan. That’s cool. But I’m approaching this objectively. And the Caps start the season with real issues to address.

Thanks for reading, Al

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just cant believe theyre 11th! Carolina, the Canucks and Flames I don’t think are/ will be any better than the Caps. I’m also struggling to think of a bona-fide crease clearer on the Pens or Canes now.

The biggest thing though is the Nyls comment but hey you can;t keep up on every issue… unless you’re PAID to do so.

Whatcha gonna do?

by MetalCap on Aug 19, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pens still have Orpik, don’t they?

by Murshawursha on Aug 19, 2009 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with Muir that Morrisson is a risk. I’d bet that while we have seen a lot more Nyls in the last year than Muir, he’s seen more of BMo. Morrisson is a good signing because of the value for the price. The potential upside if he does play well is worth way more than the 1.5 he’s getting paid.

by Sct112 on Aug 19, 2009 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Nylander comment is odd in that the comparison made is to Messier, who clearly isn’t the most productive center of all-time but is above all else considered a great leader. Is he implying that BMo will make Nylander look like a Messier-type leader by comparison? I can’t imagine, but it’s odd.

And yes, I’m reading way too much into a throw-away “punchline.”

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Muir didn’t remember BMo is coming off two surgeries and himself has said he was never 100% in the past few years

by red army line on Aug 19, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Granted he could have mentioned the surgeries, but the point regarding BMo holds true, the Caps really don’t know which BMo they’re getting.

by Yoshietree on Aug 19, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

But isn’t it reasonable to guess that it’s more likely to be the one that was back in game shape for the last 1/4 of the season than the one who was still finding his groove for the first 3/4 (granted, by his own assessment)?

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll presume that the Caps coaching and scouting staff have access to better information than either the Rink or Al Muir, and made their choice with a purpose.

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by EmilyB on Aug 19, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

No question. And since day 1 I"ve been saying I think it was a great move by the Caps…but let’s be real. He’s coming off of serious surgeries and he’s no spring chicken. Like I said, Muir was probably being overly pessimistic in his assessment but the points he makes/made in the secondary e-mail are relevant ones.

by Yoshietree on Aug 19, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

He also missed a grand total of one game in seven of the last eight years (the injury-plagued season two years ago being the other).

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’m talking in circles…the only point I was trying to make is that he raised two good points in his secondary analysis.

by Yoshietree on Aug 19, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nylander has his own language?

by b.orr4 on Aug 19, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

agreed

i think BMo will be energized to play with this team. The comparison with Nylander is kinda useless, considering Nyles/BMo have completely different styles of play.

Bottom line: BMo has a better chance of melding with this team and its aggressive offensive play, and if not, is less of a cap hit if he disappoints.

by ns on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

What I don’t understand is that he mentions the defensemen and goaltending as the main justifications for his ranking, yet both those aspects have remained unchanged since last year, and if anything our young defense corps have only progressed more. So logically, if the defense has improved (if only by nature though Poti is only getting older), the offense has improved, and the goaltending has at least stayed constant, I don’t understand how they’ve dropped so significantly.

by Mobsky on Aug 19, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Muir must be a huuuuge Brent Johnson fan.

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I just cant believe theyre 11th!

I’d rather be 11th on Mr. Muir’s list than 1st in mid august.

by Gould Old Days on Aug 19, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s good to be underestimated again. FINALLY.

by DrinkingPartner on Aug 19, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

A good point. It’s kind of fun, isn’t it? Just think of what could happen if the defense and goaltending sets out to prove everyone wrong?

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by gotsparkly on Aug 19, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think what’s more shocking is that SI.com is covering hockey in the summer time.

What did Favre retire again?

by vt caps fan on Aug 19, 2009 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look, you’re a fan. That’s cool. But I’m approaching this objectively.

Unless I’m mistaken, “objective” is not a synonym for “correct.”

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Aug 19, 2009 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Unless I’m mistaken, "objective" is not a synonym for "correct."

Agreed. But I think his response here is much better than his original description. Is he being overly pessimistic? Probably. But he does raise good points/real concerns regarding both with keeper and with BMo.

by Yoshietree on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. No more posting until I find coffee…just plain horrible English.

by Yoshietree on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s unpossible!!

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, and I don’t see the Caps equalling either the 50 wins or 108 points from last year. But they are still probably a 100-point team. I’m not seeing the love for Carolina. They might be in the top five in average age this year (according to Mirtle in a post last October, they were 13th in average age to start last season). I think Brind’Amour actually got three years older by himself.

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by ThePeerless on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

So you also feel that they’ve taken a step back?

by Mobsky on Aug 19, 2009 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Caps have stayed about even, and the rest of the division has improved markedly. Points will be harder to come by. But hopefully that means the team is better tested heading into the playoffs.

by Gould Old Days on Aug 19, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

The point total may get higher, although it’ll be difficult. The team tried to cakewalk through what were supposed to be easy wins against the SE, but had better records against the ATL and NE. Consistency is key, and after the playoffs last year, I think the players will realize that they need to find their game and keep it.

by red army line on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the way they went into the offseason makes a huge difference too.

Last summer I was hearing: “We could just as easily have won the series against the veteran Flyers. And we learned a lot. We just need to keep doing what we’re doing, get stronger, get better, and good things will happen.”

This summer I’m hearing: “We can’t believe what an egg we laid in game 7. How could we have been so unprepared. If we’d won that one game, we could have been hoisting a cup. And we shouldn’t even have been there — we could have beaten the Pens in 5. We need to redouble our efforts, put teams away early, and never give anyone any breathing room”

I like that second one better.

by Gould Old Days on Aug 19, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. :) I have to admit I’m having a hard time believing how many pixels are getting wasted on Si’s opinion.

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by gotsparkly on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

They’re like the ESPN of magazines.

Except for ESPN the Magazine, I guess.

by Murshawursha on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

The worst sports periodical since the Gutenberg press

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by ThePeerless on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guternberg in Heaven: “ESPN the Magazine is clearly a sign that the Devil has gotten his hands on my invention. The End is Near!”

by RedBirdie on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now, the “If Larry King Wrote For Us” piece is journalistic gold.

by Cluster on Aug 19, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did CAR step forward? Is Aaron Ward really that big a difference maker?

by Rob Parker on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’ll have a full season of Cole, and I don’t know if it would be possible for Brindy to be as bad as he was last year, so that should help them from the start.

Ward is nice, but him and Alberts don’t really match up to Seidenberg and Babchuk IMO.

by brs03 on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. They didn’t add more than they lost. Maybe Brindy can’t be worse than last year, but do you really think he’ll be much healthier? His body has taken and absolute beating over his career and I think it’s caught up to him. Until Cole puts together a full season I’m not buying the hype.

by Rob Parker on Aug 19, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for truth and eloquence.

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by Bald Pollack on Aug 19, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Psst...

When you say “Rec’d,” you might want to actually rec the comment.

by Scott in Shaw on Aug 19, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Liar.

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I did it when I posted.

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by Bald Pollack on Aug 19, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where would you rank our Caps?

by ns on Aug 19, 2009 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fifth, behind some order of PIT/DET/BOS/SJ. I could even see PHI above, but I think they have to prove losing Lupul and Knuble isn’t going to slow them down up front too much.

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by winterion on Aug 19, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

For every good move PHI makes (getting Coburn for Alexei Zhitnik’s rotting corpse, the Carle deal), they make several inexplicably dumb ones (trading Upshall for Carcillo, a goaltending tandem of Emery and Boucher, which sounds like a 70s soul act, the Pronger deal). They’re the ultimate “one step forward, two steps back” franchise.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or that their goalies are going to stop anything. If we have a quetion mark in net what does PHI have?

by Rob Parker on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

A fight waiting to happen.

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by gotsparkly on Aug 19, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much better and truer answer than my thought, which was an interrobang.

by CapitalCentre on Aug 19, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to go for “ampersand” or some other snarky punctuation related comment, but it was too tough to tie together in the end.

by brs03 on Aug 19, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean something like &@#$#@$%* BAFF* #^$^#%&% POW (think Adam West)

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by gotsparkly on Aug 19, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, the Caps do have issues. But these are the same issues they had to deal with last year (minus the lack of a crease-crashing forward, thanks to Knuble) and they still mustered 50 wins in the regular season. And he explicitly says his rankings aren’t projections on the playoffs or where they will finish, so if he’s only looking at predicting the regular season I don’t see how he predicts the Caps to fall so far when the have no NEW issues (and have potentially solved some as well with additions and experience).

I don’t have a problem with his characterization of the Caps’ problems, but throughout the entire rankings he is very selective on picking out problems for teams. So the lack of a crease clearing D is a deal breaker for the Caps, but apparently it isn’t a big deal that the Flyers are relying on Emery and Boucher in net? Anyone who has watched any hockey for the past 15 years knows how well a stacked team with no goalie has worked out for Philly in the past. I also love how Calgary, a team that struggled with scoring depth to begin with, loses their leading goal scorer and yet they warrant a huge jump in the rankings because they added another big piece to an already great blueline.

There is nonsense like this throughout the rankings, but I’ve already wasted too many words on a guy who has proven over and over again how limited his hockey knowledge is.

by Killer_Carlson on Aug 19, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I get it. Could you expound, please?

by Rob Parker on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well well, look who all of a sudden has a problem with long winded rants…

by Killer_Carlson on Aug 19, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t suppose the username is a reference to Radiohead’s Killer Cars?

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by winterion on Aug 20, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it’s a reference to Dave “Killer” Carlson from Slapshot (and of course to a highly touted Caps prospect).

I like Radiohead a lot, but I’ve never heard that song.

by Killer_Carlson on Aug 20, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great killer instinct there.

by Rob Parker on Aug 20, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Killer Cars

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by J.P. on Aug 20, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice. Thanks for the link.

by Killer_Carlson on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t worry too much Muir’s predictions when you consider these gems he wrote last summer.

Sept. 9, 2008-
“The Lightning open the season with back-to-back games in Prague, and then have six days before their home opener and another five until their next contest. That should give Melrose plenty of time to tinker, without losing any ground in what should be a competitive Southeast.”

July 9, 2008-
“No arguing that this group, which now includes 15 players on one-way NHL contracts, looks more formidable, both in terms of talent and character. If it gels.. the Lightning have the depth to challenge for a playoff spot, and maybe even the top seed in the wide-open Southeast.”

June 23, 2008-
“As much as Tampa Bay improved, top marks go to the Phoenix Coyotes, a team that last week lost Blake Wheeler and desperately needed some positive news. They got it by adding a veteran No. 1 center, Olli Jokinen, in a swap with the Panthers, and now have established themselves as a team ready to make life interesting in the Western Conference.”

by b.orr4 on Aug 19, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

And, of course:

June 18, 2008-
“A goaltender wouldn’t be a surprise at this spot, considering the disappointing development of 2006 first-rounder Semen Varlamov…”

April 17, 2009-
“Boudreau’s option is Simeon Varlamov, a 21-year-old Russian whose resume is pretty much babysitting and lawn mowing at this point.”

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice. And it should be mentioned that when Muir wrote that last entry, Varlamov was still 20 years old. (he turned 21 on April 27th)

by b.orr4 on Aug 19, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Geez, I need to get a job writing for SI. I can be snarky, wrong, and do it with a bad haircut, too.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Just remember that taking that job requires looking in the mirror every day and asking yourself, “Can I be a complete and total douchebag today?” while referencing your 1986 copy of “The Hair Fashions of ‘Flock of Seagulls.’”

by DrinkingPartner on Aug 19, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

And get paid!

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by gotsparkly on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Paging Rod Blagojevich…

by Gould Old Days on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s going to get the Melrose chair on ESPN.

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by ThePeerless on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it bad that the first image that entered my brain was an electric chair?

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by gotsparkly on Aug 19, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sure it wasn’t a tanning booth?

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by Bald Pollack on Aug 19, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or you can write incessant inanities in your NFL columns about coffee and shampoo at hotels

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

#2 it is at The Hockey News:

Why: Alex Ovechkin and his mates are the most electric team in the NHL. The Caps have lost some veterans to the Kontinental League, but none were the straws that stir the drink. Last season’s crushing playoff loss to the Penguins taught hard lessons about team defense, ones that will resonate this season and keep Washington near the top of the East.

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions  

rec’d.

I hope the next post season the caps know how to sweep teams. That will make things a lot less stressful for us.

by vt caps fan on Aug 19, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I meant ‘LEARN’ not know how to sweep teams

by vt caps fan on Aug 19, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Penguins are still the Capitals kryptonite. =\
I’d like to see them start getting stuff done in 5 or 6 games for one. 3 series with 3 game 7’s is leaving too much to chance.

I’m sure Kozlov would love to read the quote about him not being the straw that stirs the drink. The Russian guys love those old sounding sayings.

by zephyr on Aug 19, 2009 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure Kozlov would love to read the quote about him not being the straw that stirs the drink.

What, he had a problem with being the rug that tied the room together?

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by Bald Pollack on Aug 19, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Putting the Rags away in 4 or 5 would have dramatically altered the look of the PIT series I think. Oh well. All we can hope is the lesson was learned.

by Rob Parker on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen to that (and ironic, given how much of the foundation of this team is tied to Central PA).

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

No more series against teams from Pennsylvania.

I’ve been screaming that for years. Er, decades.

by CapitalCentre on Aug 19, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I vote we just nuke the damn state.

by RedBirdie on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be sure to clear out Hershey first, though. OIther than that… bombs away!

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Can we please make the epicenter of that blast Happy Valley on a Saturday? Kthx.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please keep the device to the western part of the state. I-95 is bad enough as it is, if Philly’s annhilated it would be downright Hell.

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by war_capitals on Aug 19, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though destroying Philly would certainly get parts of NJ, which wouldn’t be bad. Plus it would take out the Eagles and the Phillies. This is a difficult choice.

by Sct112 on Aug 19, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now now…I don’t know about you guys but I’d much rather make the Flyers and Pens suffer at the hands of the Caps than wipe them off the map. Surely, one of these days, the Caps will take them down in the playoffs again on their road to the promised land. And nothing would be more satisfying than the Caps winning the cup while taking the path through PA for me.

by grapejoos on Aug 19, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I vote we just nuke the damn state.

This blog is sounding more & more like CI all the time.

by Sidehillman on Aug 19, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Them’s fightin’ words…

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to apologize for having way too many springs cut far too short at the hands of those barbarians north of the Mason-Dixon.

Residents of said barbarian state are parked very illegally in front of my house. Because apparently being able to read isn’t a requirement for getting a license in PA.

by RedBirdie on Aug 19, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone PLEASE explain to me why every media outlet is in love with Boston this offseason, putting them higher than teams that BEAT and/or outplayed them?

Of course they’ll win their division, but who cares when they can’t perform in the playoffs? Their biggest ‘success’ this past season? Sweeping an injury riddled Montreal team.

by Laich on Aug 19, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have they even signed Kessel yet? I HATE what amounts to this whole gentlemen’s agreement-esque system of not singing other teams RFAs

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

-should be “signing”

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

And it’s doubtful he can sign without someone big leaving, so making use of the current roster plus Kessel doesn’t work.

by red army line on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s a gentleman’s agreement. Kessel’s just not worth what it would take to get him in terms of an offer sheet, not yet at least.

If there’s any agreement, it’s simply that signing guys to slightly large-but-not-large-enough contracts solely for the purpose of screwing up a team’s cap situation is a bad business practice.

by brs03 on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Its a gentleman’s agreement in the sense that anyone who does it is looked on with absolute scorned, and almost kind of “shunned”. The whole thing with Burke and Lowe started over the Dustin Penner offer sheet, and the St. Louis/Vancouver Steve Bernier/David Backes offer sheet thing didn’t go over so well either.

Its not an overt case of mass collusion, but it definitely seems to be something that other GMs have agreed upon as sort of an unwritten rule.

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s called conscious parallelism (and if anyone cares it’s not illegal). But it’s not just a gentleman’s agreement not to poach, the compensation is a huge deterrent. It’s not just a matter of signing Kessel to a 5+ million dollar deal (or Mike Green last year), it’s a matter of signing them to that kind of salary and giving away 3 first round picks. It’s just not worth it to give away that much to sign one guy. I’d bet Hossa didn’t bounce around like he did if teams had to give away picks to sign him every off-season.

by Rob Parker on Aug 19, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s called conscious parallelism

And it’s why text messages cost $1300 per megabyte, and why the voice mail instruction messages for every cell phone carrier have gotten longer and longer.

by Gould Old Days on Aug 19, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well…if you’re a good team, and those are going to be low draft picks, why not?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Green. Jeff Schultz. John Carlson. Low first round picks mean something.

by Rob Parker on Aug 19, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And high picks mean nothing in the wrong hands.

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Detroit’s last great first round pick was Steve Yzerman in 1984. They haven’t even HAD a first round pick play in the league since 2000.

I’d say they’re doing okay?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well two ridiculous late round gems will make your drafting record look better, but I don’t think it’s a wise model to give away all your first round picks, wherever they are. That’s only going to be more true going forward as the depth of the prospect pool continues to grow.

by Rob Parker on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because you have to pay the player way more than they’re worth either way.

by brs03 on Aug 19, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason they probably see Morris as a big improvement over Ward. I don’t really get that, but…

by brs03 on Aug 19, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

And Pothier is not at least as good?

by red army line on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe? Different games for sure. I’m not a Morris fan at all (at least not at that money), but I guess with Potsy the question really is “how well has he recovered” and “to what form has he returned.”

by brs03 on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was solid in the playoffs last year and down the stretch, once he came back to full form.

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by gotsparkly on Aug 19, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Aaron Ward is underrated. I call that move a net loss for Boston, net gain for Carolina.

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by winterion on Aug 19, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The thing about the Bruins is that they got beaten by an exceptionally hot Carolina team. Carolina’s usually not that good. i think the Bruins’ ranking is fine, because I’d say it’s likely they’ll beat the pants off of those few teams that gave them trouble last year in the reg. season.

Except us, of course.

by DrinkingPartner on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hear you on Boston. On the one hand, they were great last year and did not seem like they were doing things with smoke and mirrors. On the other hand, they had a lot of guys have career years last year and it sure doesn’t sound like Kessel is coming back. I’m not sure they slip, but I’m definitely not sure they have another year as good as last year. I still give them the regular season nod for now, but they just feel like a team that had a magical year last year and will come back to earth a little.

by grapejoos on Aug 19, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool. Rec’d for effort and execution.

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by J.P. on Aug 19, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, rec Google for giving us a phenomenal piece of software for free. I typed a bunch of city names into a list… (but thank you)

Looking at those maps, Minnesota is a bit of an outlier in the Norris and Carolina is an outlier in the Patrick. I wonder if there’s a way to shift them around. I’d also like to create a Carolina – Atlanta – Nashville rivalry. Maybe Minnesota could go to the Wales and Carolina to the Campbell.

by Gould Old Days on Aug 19, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, how about something like?:

Carolina to the Norris, Minne to the Adams and Boston or Buffalo to the Patrick?

by Sct112 on Aug 19, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I tried to preserve the old Patrick, Adams, Norris, and Smythe as best I could, which meant keeping Boston and Buffalo together. The major accommodation in that was moving Detroit to the Adams, but if a team has to come east with KC and Vegas coming in, Detroit was the logical choice.

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by ThePeerless on Aug 19, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do like your proposed reorg. And I guess it just goes back to the old method of determining playoffs? Does it remain the top 8 per conference regardless of the division?

by Sct112 on Aug 19, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

No. Intradivisional matchups in the first two rounds make it necessary that the top four from each division get in. It makes divisions matter again, another way to build a healthy amount of hate

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by ThePeerless on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Love it. Great idea. Love the team in Vegas. I guess it makes sense to put DET in the east but I don’t love the idea (and I know the other western teams hate it).

by Rob Parker on Aug 19, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus that way, a SE Division Champs banner might have some relevance.

by CapitalCentre on Aug 19, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adams Road Trip!!!

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by boutros23 on Aug 19, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

We should all pitch in to buy Brashear’s bus and re-paint it as The Rink Bus. We could sing catchy tunes on it like the Partridge Family!

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by war_capitals on Aug 19, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the pairing of Columbus and Pittsburgh. That has the potential to be a HUGE rivalry because the cities are so close together (not to mention the Penn State/Ohio State Big 10 tie in).

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 19, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

why does the Patrick look like the Rolling Stones tongue thing?

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by ThePeerless on Aug 19, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

And the Patrick is just brutally tough.

Eventually the Islanders will win a few games right?

by Sct112 on Aug 19, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but eventually the sun will go dark, too.

The issue is which one comes first.

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by ThePeerless on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

The poor Isles. At least they had a few good years.

by Sct112 on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Largely at the Caps’ expense, in the early-mid 80’s that is.

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by ThePeerless on Aug 19, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the truth. The Islanders used to be my most hated hockey team until they got bad. I can’t even feel that sorry for them when they’re in last place. There’s something about New York teams that makes them hateable when they’re at all good. Comes from being a Yankee hater since the 70’s and a Mets hater in the 80’s.

by CapsFan1975 on Aug 19, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one who wants to see a line consisting of Tuomo Ruutu, Jordin Tootoo, and Johnathan Cheechoo?

Think of the nickname possibilities.

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by winterion on Aug 19, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Fedor Tyutin is part of the back line. Any idea for a second D and a G?

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by winterion on Aug 19, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a couple years Colten Teubert will be ready for the other D.

by Rob Parker on Aug 19, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

They could always bring Martin Brochu out of mothballs

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Aug 20, 2009 7:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rooty, Tooty, Fresh and Fruity?

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by gotsparkly on Aug 20, 2009 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES! The Denny’s Line! Mmmmm… Moons Over My Hammy….

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by war_capitals on Aug 20, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rooty, Tooty, Fresh and Fruity?

Ruutu, Tyutin, Dan Fritsche, and…

…Briere?

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