Or how about their politically correct names:

Tampa Bay Excessive Electrical Discharges
Carolina Tropical Cyclones
Vancover People from Canada
Montreal People from Canada
Boston Largish Brown Bears
Pittsburgh Flightless Antarctic Waterfowl

and of course:

Washington Exceptional People (Capital as an adjective means exceptional…)

Or, if you’re in a violent mood:

Pittsburgh Orca Food
Tampa Bay Golfer Scorcher
Boston Top of the Food Chain (or if Stephen Colbert were to name them, the Boston Nature’s Godless Killing Machines).

I saw a penguin eat a fish on the nature channel ones. I had a pen goldfish so I was offended. I demand they change their mascot.

I think we should just stick to shapes as team mascots. What’s plural for “rhombus”?

Seriously. I understand when your past is characatured, as the Cleveland Indian mascot seems to, but when it’s doing something that’s historically somewhat accurate, and let’s be honest, a lot of the stories are, it shouldn’t be this big of an issue, in my book. I come from Nordic family roots. That doesn’t mean I’m going to rant about the Vikings being compared to raping pillaging machines. Why? Cause it’s true. You can’t erase history, and this “PC machine” is bugging me.