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Let's Have Some Haiku Fun!

Haikus are always fun!

Star-divide

Morrisonn turnover

Makes fiance angry girl

Throw stuff through TV

 

Jose Theodore

Makes great saves very often

Gets no love from fans

 

Sidney Crosby whines

Referees listen closely

Feels like punch to 'bag


Mario Lemieux

Pummeled by big Bob Gould fist

Cowers like baby

 

Rod Corey Langway

Scores miracle goal on Rags

Playoff legend set

 

The Druce was set loose

Then he vanished in thin air

To where did he go?

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Norris to Mike Green
Doesn’t make up for shafting
Al Iafrate

I have as many wins in a Capitals uniform as Michael Belhumeur does.

by marky narc on Feb 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Two seed all but sealed
Seven spot…who will take it?
WE WANT THE PENGUINS

The keyboard is mightier.

by breed16 on Feb 9, 2009 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Don’t forget the Pens
Game begins at half past noon
On Feb. twenty-two

Thanks to N.B.C.
Who decided to showcase
Sid the Kid again

Phantom tripping call
Scuba gear not required
For master divers

Stupid media
Ovechkin’s the real league star
M.V.P. again

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Feb 9, 2009 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Alex Ovechkin
Russian Machine Never Breaks
65? 90?

by Fehr and Balanced on Feb 9, 2009 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

AO for the Hart
Greenermayer for Norris?
Rock the Red ’till June!

by Fehr and Balanced on Feb 9, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

One thing is for sure:
I’m a fan of number four
It is excellent!

by Gould Old Days on Feb 9, 2009 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Fan of number four?
Erskine can’t you hit the glass?
…another PK

by Fehr and Balanced on Feb 10, 2009 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Haiku 4 is good
But Gould would love Erskine’s game
Big John is old school

by Gould Old Days on Feb 10, 2009 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

These haiku are great
I especially enjoy
“Feels like punch to ’bag”

by grapejoos on Feb 10, 2009 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

Morrisonn turnover

Makes fiance angry girl

Throw stuff through TV

this one is great

by ns on Feb 11, 2009 8:22 AM EST reply actions  

Semin conundrum
Likes to play bongos on heads
Should stick to wrist shots

by ns on Feb 11, 2009 8:27 AM EST reply actions  

whither Bill Guerin
Or Tootoo, or Antropov?
Oh George, make a deal!

by bigonetimer on Feb 12, 2009 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Tootoo please oh please
We need someone on board
who used to club seals.

Football's boring. Get over it.

by Whiter Mage on Feb 13, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Edit:
Tootoo please oh please
We need someone on this team
who used to club seals.

Football's boring. Get over it.

by Whiter Mage on Feb 13, 2009 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

we did not forget.
we will have vegeance in May,
Philadelphia

by bigonetimer on Feb 12, 2009 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

D.C. ice is soft
an embarrassment it is
pool opens in June

by theredskate on Feb 13, 2009 3:17 PM EST reply actions  


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