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"New York Islanders defenceman Brendan Witt was hit by a car in Philadelphia on Tuesday, according to Newsday. But Witt reportedly picked himself up off the road and, after a few profanities, assured everyone he was all right before continuing on his way, prompting one witness to say, "it was like seeing Clint Eastwood, but in hockey." — TSN

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I wonder if the car was reckless or dirty?

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 8, 2009 11:59 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Daniel Carcillo was taken in for questioning.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 8, 2009 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

oh my god! That’s so hockey though, complete with the cursing. Glad Witt is all right.

by RedBirdie on Dec 8, 2009 12:44 PM EST reply actions  

Hah, the better part of the quote is this:

“I’m okay,” Witt told the crowd as he dusted himself off, according to Newsday. “I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player. I’m okay. No big deal.”

That’s so bad ass. I’ve got to go play some hockey.

They call him nightmare...

by zephyr on Dec 8, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He got hit by a friggin’ YUKON. Not a car, a truck. holy crap.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 8, 2009 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah the article title deceived me before I posted my joke pic =\

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
It's OK...I'm OK...I’ve got to go play some hockey.

by zephyr on Dec 8, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Just goes to prove that Saskatchewan is tougher the Yukon.

Also, I wonder if he gets signed by Brian Burke in the off season for his truckulence.

by Wheeler on Dec 8, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I salute both of these corny jokes. Made me laugh.

by grapejoos on Dec 8, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Can Brooks Laich compete with that?

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 8, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The truck would have stopped itself in fear.

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Dec 8, 2009 2:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Brooks Laich invented left, right, left.

Hockey players aren't like other people. Witt after being hit by a car:
I’m okay. No big deal...I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player.

by zephyr on Dec 8, 2009 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Picture of said car:

They call him nightmare...

by zephyr on Dec 8, 2009 12:51 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

DAMN! Lesson learned here. Brendan Witt will fuck you (or your car) up.

by RedBirdie on Dec 8, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

bad.ass.

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Dec 8, 2009 1:40 PM EST reply actions  

The Awesometer is showing this at 400 – a very high rating.

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by winterion on Dec 8, 2009 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

The car....

…is day-to-day with a lower body injury.

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Pivonka on Dec 8, 2009 2:02 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Everyone is calling for it to change, but it won’t

by red army line on Dec 8, 2009 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

2 minute penalty

For charging……..my Yukon!
A reckless and dirty walker…..
Suspend him for 4 games.

Signed,
The Inquirer

GO FLYERS

If you don't wanna get hit, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!

by dlw66 on Dec 8, 2009 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

He’s a hockey player. Nuff said.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 8, 2009 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

Tweet o’ the day:

When Ovechkin crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 9, 2009 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

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