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Terrible news is right! I hope they’re able to keep Corey around or that Corey is able to stay in DC sports in another way. Tough times.

by MetalCap on Dec 3, 2009 6:50 AM EST reply actions  

Damn, that sucks. I hope Corey lands on his feet here or in another good market. His coverage is great and is the only thing I’ve ever read at TWT.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 3, 2009 7:07 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Same here. Also, his twitter feed far surpasses TEB’s feed in terms of info and amusement.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 3, 2009 8:02 AM EST up reply actions  

(Slightly) more info available here, here, and from Dave Hughes at the indispensable DCRTV (PS Dave, it’s almost 2010. You really ought to get yourself some permalinks!)

None of these sources gives me any reason for hope. I’m really sorry, Corey..

IS ЯED CЯOSS LIИE TODAY, PЯESS BOX LIИE TOMOЯЯOW

by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 7:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s pretty hard to see how local sports coverage is part of the plan. Lots of resumes going out on the street today.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 3, 2009 8:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Corey should include “endorsed by Japers’ Rink” on his resume.

"If you're gonna die after 24, might as well jump out at 23:59, no?"

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 8:25 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

If only we could do more for him, we would.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Is the Rink hiring?

"If you're gonna die after 24, might as well jump out at 23:59, no?"

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

We’re always hiring. But the pay sucks, the hours are brutal and the boss is a dick.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:30 AM EST up reply actions  

The boss may seem cold on the outside, but I hear he has a heart of gold.

"If you're gonna die after 24, might as well jump out at 23:59, no?"

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Lies!

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Then why did he donate his holiday bonus to the children’s hospital last year?

"If you're gonna die after 24, might as well jump out at 23:59, no?"

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s true. I haven’t received a single penny of bonus here at SBN that hasn’t gone to help needy children.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Fools’ gold?

FЯEE ALEX

by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he’s just been searchin’ for a heart of gold? Almost like a miner for a heart of gold even?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I do want to live. And give.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

In keeping with continuity, this is a solid cover of that song (though I prefer his version of Pocahontas much more).

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

“Aurora borealis, The icy sky at night. Our paddles break the water, In a long and hurried flight…”
For amateur guitarists like me, I spent hours playinmg along to this record, er, I mean, I got it off itunes!!!!

All right, I’m old, goddamnit! I owned the record!!!

by S h a g g y on Dec 3, 2009 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know how you all can stand to work for Jasper.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Callin’ out the boss? You better believe that’s a paddlin’

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t see why this is a big deal, really. Who buys the WT newspaper? Those people who are of value (i.e. Corey) will find a place to continue their profession – ESPN DC/Yahoo/SN, etc. This isn’t an auto plant closing.

Russian Machine very rarely breaks.

by macvechkin on Dec 3, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, I do. Occasionally. When I buy a newspaper… which is not frequently.

I like to read both sides of the bias from time to time… not just the Post.

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, as bad as that is, it is the reality of the print journalism these days. Earlier this year The Rocky Mountain News just upped and closed one day. Though if they’re dropping local news and sports, I don’t know how much traction the Times will get. Seems to me that they’re just delaying the inevitable.

Ted Leonsis Used to Recommend: http://capsnut.blogspot.com/

Everybody Wang Chung......

Please load brain before shooting off mouth.™

by Caps Nut on Dec 3, 2009 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Trying to avoid the political statement here, the Times does have a certain national audience for it’s editorial slant. Since it’s never made a profit anyway, this will probably staunch the bleeding, as it were.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 3, 2009 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I know where you’re trying to go with that (and I am not interested in a fight either because there’s no point to it) but the Examiner newspapers have the same slant/bias. They currently provide local news and sports coverage. I could easily see the Examiner surpassing the Times and forcing the Times completely out of business.

Ted Leonsis Used to Recommend: http://capsnut.blogspot.com/

Everybody Wang Chung......

Please load brain before shooting off mouth.™

by Caps Nut on Dec 3, 2009 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

The Examiner produces local, free papers, right? I’m not really up on the newspaper business, but it seems to me to be a different target from what the Times says it’s planning to do (not what it currently is). But I don’t necessarily disagree with your point.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 3, 2009 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, they have a different target.

The Times has, unfortunately, always played second-fiddle to the Post here. The Post was the only dog in town for a very long time – only big dog – and the the Times has always had trouble competing for readership.

I also believe that at least part of their current problem is that their website is inferior to the Post’s in many ways. Because I am forced to use IE6 at work (can’t upgrade, can’t download Firefox), I can barely read articles on the Times’ website. COOL = USABLE. I’ve complained about this several times, but nothing’s been done. At least to me, it’s a huge turnoff.

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

The Times’ website sucks, no argument. I have the page for Corey’s blog bookmarked, so I can get there and to the hockey articles. That’s it.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 3, 2009 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

The Post wasn’t the only game in town for very long. I think they bought the last competing daily int he city sometime in the mid-1970s, and the Times started up in 1981, iirc. Katherine Graham remarked in her book that it’s always better to have competition because it keeps you honest, keeps you working harder to be the best, no matter how wacky the Moonies might be.

by RedBirdie on Dec 3, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Corey’s invaluable, and it’s important to remember that he currently holds the “Dave Fay” chair. It hurts me almost as much to see that disappear as to see Corey potentially go (and it really hurts me to see Corey potentially go).

I wonder if the Caps need another writer to sit next to Vogel?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve always wondered, if Vogel is the “senior writer”, who’s the “junior writer”? I love job titles.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 3, 2009 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Bingo.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

that is pretty damn good for 0640 mister!

I’ve always fancied the funny girl.

Support your local bakery!

by bigonetimer on Dec 3, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

arriving last in the day (for me), so forgive me if this has already been said, but its simply awful news, for Corey and all the other pavement pounders who work for the Times. There are a lot of people they who are journalists for all the right reasons, ownership be damned. I hope they’ll be bale to land quickly at other publications.

by RedBirdie on Dec 3, 2009 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The Alex Ovetjkin blog has started an open thread for fans who wish to show their support for Ovi. Here is the link:

http://alexovetjkin.blogspot.com/2009/12/lets-support-ovi-open-thread.html

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Dec 3, 2009 7:09 AM EST reply actions  

a free nylander sign would be appreciated as well…

by highslot84 on Dec 3, 2009 7:17 AM EST reply actions  

Free Nylander (to good owner)

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 3, 2009 7:31 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Free Nylander (with the purchase of another Nylander of equal or greater value).

"If you're gonna die after 24, might as well jump out at 23:59, no?"

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 7:44 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

JapersrinkmakesnowarrantyastotheeffectivenessorefficacyofNylanderintreatingyoursymptoms. Nylanderisnotsafeforsquaresorrectangles. ContactsuperligaorSELifsymptomspersist. Somerestrictionsapply; contactmrsNylanderfordetails.

by redlineblue on Dec 3, 2009 8:14 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Love that fine print.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 3, 2009 8:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I read that whole thing in the Micro Machines Fast Talking Guy voice

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Do not taunt Happy Fun Nylander.
Happy Fun Nylander may stick to some kinds of skin.

by Whisp on Dec 3, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

contactmrsNylanderfordetails.

+1

by red army line on Dec 3, 2009 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 3, 2009 7:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed! I have my own (very limiting) definition of what is a sport and one of them is:

Sports may be officiated, but not judged.

DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.

by Chris meet Alex on Dec 4, 2009 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Judging from Ballard’s last two games, I’ll go out on a limb and say the penalty box attendant should watch their arse tonight.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 7:43 AM EST reply actions  

I was thinking maybe we ought to put Varly in net tonight simply because that way we know he’s never been the Sunrise Swinger’s teammate.

Our lives are this moment, the music, the dance ....

Fan Clubs: Sloan, Schultz

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And that he’s not afraid to whack a guy on the shin. Rec’d.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 3, 2009 8:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Best use of the “strike through” option I’ve seen all year, JP. Brilliant.

by Donny Rivette on Dec 3, 2009 7:47 AM EST reply actions  

Cheers. Looking forward to tonight. How’d your boys look last night? Should we expect a tired crew?

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 7:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually watched much of the Florida/Colorado game. Florida played a damn good game last night and should have won in regulation, really. Instead, the game went to a shootout.

Our lives are this moment, the music, the dance ....

Fan Clubs: Sloan, Schultz

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Can’t say an extra five minutes of game time and ~20 minutes of time in gear, etc. upsets me.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:16 AM EST up reply actions  

No. It was a five-round shootout, too. Peter Budaj did a pretty decent job despite coming in ice cold with 41 seconds left in overtime and not facing a shot in that time.

Our lives are this moment, the music, the dance ....

Fan Clubs: Sloan, Schultz

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:17 AM EST up reply actions  

And we worry/complain about the Caps not being able to hold a thrid period lead. The Cats were leading 5-3 with ONE minute left in the third and gave up two goals in the final :60.

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

But what would happen if we didn’t worry/complain?

Okay, more seriously – look at where the Cats are. I’m slightly more concerned about us doing it.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t you find it worth mentioning that Budaj had to come on b/c Anderson had just been run over by…wait for it…Keith Ballard? I found that somewhat poetic.

by mechanicsville on Dec 3, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Not say how you can call blowing a 5-2 lead in the third a “damn good game.” If the Caps did that we certainly wouldn’t characterize it that way. They had good and bad moments and got what they earned, IMO.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

“Sunrise Swinger” makes Ballard sound like an extra from “Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice”

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 7:48 AM EST reply actions  

A mite defenseman practicing his technique during summer camp…

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 3, 2009 7:53 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I’d have gone with “Dade County Decapitator,” but Sunrise is in Broward, if I’m not mistaken.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 7:57 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If you wanted to Chris Bermanize it, it’d be Keith Ballard “Of Ira Hayes”

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 8:05 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice (Berman notwithstanding), and with continuity!

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

J.P. going Ovi today. Caps Clips with an aggressive tone. I like it.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 3, 2009 7:58 AM EST reply actions  

Channeling his inner Mean Lars Backstrom today, is the Rinkmeister.

FЯEE ALEX

by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Quick note on road trips...

Apropos of nothing (ahem), I’d like to encourage everyone to give a quick re-read of our Community Guidelines, and note especially the following:

Our community is part of the larger SB Nation community, and we have all the respect in the world for the work that our colleagues do. When you’re a member of Japers’ Rink – especially if you’re a Caps fan – you are, to an extent, representing Japers’ Rink when you’re participating elsewhere on the SB Nation network. Act accordingly.

That’s all I’ve got to say on that. No need to discuss it further at present.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:06 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Understood

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I might see my way clear to a “Free Alex” sign tonight.

Our lives are this moment, the music, the dance ....

Fan Clubs: Sloan, Schultz

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:16 AM EST reply actions  

We’re working on putting something together, but if someone wanted to do one up – a nice PDF, white on red, 8.5 × 11(and with a small JapersRink.com in the lower right) – we might be able to post it and get the troops mobilized.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Times like this are the only ones when it sucks being in the nosebleeds. No one would ever see any sign.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 3, 2009 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Sure they would. And if everyone here printed out ten or more and brought them and handed them out at the doors? It’d be mildly epic.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m going to the McPhee Chalk Talk. Appropriate to have it there? I could really embarass my husband, who’s stuck going with me tonight instead of my daughter.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 3, 2009 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

GMGM might be amused by it.

by RedBirdie on Dec 3, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d print twenty and hand them out if you put it up. Hell, I’d put it up myself, if I wasn’t at work. :-)

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s in the works. Certainly by lunch we’ll be mobilizing.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Sweet

Count me in.

I'm trying to work out a deal with a club in Europe

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Not only might they see it, if you yell really loud, they might even “Move you on up”.

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Suggestion for getting the PDF – there’s a freeware program called CutePDF, about 8Mb in size. It uses a ghostscript converter to take any file and dump it to PDF. It’s clean, no bugs, never had a problem with it, and using it is easy (just choose to print the file and choose CutePDF Writer as your printer).

Our lives are this moment, the music, the dance ....

Fan Clubs: Sloan, Schultz

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m behind the home net, so it’d definitely get visibility.

Creative marketing team, assemble!

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Where do you sit BP? My folks are in 116; I’m sometimes there when home for the holidays. If you noticed a tall drunk asshole at the Buffalo game trying to lead an “asshole” chant immediately after the Kaleta penalty, that was me.

by grapejoos on Dec 3, 2009 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I wasn’t at that one, but usually I’m in row E of 117.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Cool. I might be at a game around Xmas, I’ll try to come say hello if so.

by grapejoos on Dec 3, 2009 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

My season tix are in 116

by Cluster on Dec 3, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice. I think my folks are row F.

by grapejoos on Dec 3, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

If you see a bearded 6’7" guy around xmas lower down, that’ll be me.

by grapejoos on Dec 3, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Santa?

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Afraid not. Also, brilliant sig – never noticed it before. One of my favorite skits on one of my favorite shows.

by grapejoos on Dec 3, 2009 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Also rec’ing the sig.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

If a pdf is posted here, I’ll print a few out for tonight. I’m right behind FLA bench tonight…

by kcfatts on Dec 3, 2009 8:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Check your email JP.

Our lives are this moment, the music, the dance ....

Fan Clubs: Sloan, Schultz

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

And check this FanShot. Which was not endorsed or approved by Rink management and if they (you) feel it’s inapropriate, pleez delete.

FЯEE ALEX

by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Work it.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

it crashed my IE :(

Our lives are this moment, the music, the dance ....

Fan Clubs: Sloan, Schultz

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

IE

There’s your problem.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Free Firefox! (No really. It’s free).

"If you're gonna die after 24, might as well jump out at 23:59, no?"

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, it’s a government-owned computer, which means Firefox isn’t approved.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Kinda my issue. Everything crashses my work machine though…Vista on a 6 y/o Dell laptop = rage filled days.

by Yoshietree on Dec 3, 2009 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Augh. That would make me want to kill. Fortunately, the Vista pilot was a complete and utter failure here, so we’re still on XP.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I missed the original transition because my computer was with me overseas…I come back, was told don’t worry about it, we’re not gonna give you Vista…fast forward to last week. I come in and my machine was changed over, but whoever did it neglected to copy my files over…and I’ve come to found out did not back up anything on the C drive. The frustration/anger seriously made me tear up…and there’s nothing worse than seeing an angry ginger with watery eyes.

by Yoshietree on Dec 3, 2009 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s where your IT guy gets a present on his desk.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

?

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:29 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pretty much.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Government box. I don’t get the choice. Sorry. :P

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

You and me both, sistah. Hell, I’m even running IE6!

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

And this is why we need reform.

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, reason #3,894 anyway.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

EWWW!. At least I’ve got IE7.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I have AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 3, 2009 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s a book with that title (or something very similar). It’s about how Asian-Americans were viewed in light of going to war against Japan in WW2. I had to read it for my Racism in American Society class at USF a number of years ago.

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d be interested in reading that, if you could come up with the title…

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Looking for it now. It’s hard to nail it down b/c I don’t remember the number of A’s I’s or E’s. I would recognize the cover immediately, however.

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks. :-)

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I believe it’s this one, although the cover on mine in college was much different.

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

As a web designer, that makes me furious.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 8:57 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ditto. Rec’d like a mofo.

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

As a human being who uses the Internet, it makes me furious.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:59 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You and me, too. YECCH. No Firefox, and IE 6, and I can’t do a damn thing about it.

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember working onsite on a government contract about 15 years ago, and the computers were running software versions that were probably five years out of date. And at a time when Excel had already taken over, we were running an outdated version of Lotus with funky add-ons to make our reports.

On the other hand, I got paid to learn how to use WordPerfect (which I still use, and have yet to adapt to Word), so I couldn’t complain.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 3, 2009 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah; I was forced to adapt to Word, but I have long preferred WordPerfect.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I still get nostalgic over WordPerfect 5.2 — no better word processing software before or since.

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Dec 3, 2009 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

One day our whole country is going to blue screen.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Except the Mac and Linux users.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

VIVA MAC!

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, the children with toy computers will be alright.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 8:58 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Please.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

My philosophy on computer OS choice is the same as it is on religion. Namely, don’t try to convert me and I won’t try to convert you.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m just joking around. I’d buy a Mac if I had $2000 to blow.

And I tried ubuntu linux a couple times.. it’s fantastic until you need a program and the only one that fits the bill is command line only. UGH.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been using Macs for over 15 years. Long before the trendy image they currently maintain. I’ve gotten a lot of shit from smug PC users over the years, so I’m pretty much stopped caring what other people thought on the subject.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

smuc PC users

There’s a switch.

But seriously, I don’t give a crap about what anybody uses (unless it’s IE6). I’m just bitter that Apple prices all of its products out of the realm of accessibility for a lot of people..

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:13 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

smucg PC users

This is what happens when you don’t cut-paste.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, the smug PC user comment may seem ironic, but go back 5 – 10 years when Macs were nowhere near as popular/trendy and it makes more sense. I’m just thinking back when people found out I used Macs and they would immediately launch into a tirade about how they can’t [insert unoriginal argument here]. Hence why I stopped caring what people thought.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, my dad was one of those guys. It’s hilarious that people care so much.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Indeed. In the grand scheme of things, it’s such a stupid thing to argue about.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

No it isn't!

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you arguing in your spare time?

by Whisp on Dec 3, 2009 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Word

My family’s all in education. I still remember when my folks brought home the very first Mac (we rented one for a week or so before later buying one). I can vividly remember a time in the 90s when Mac users were very looked down-upon. It wasn’t until the colored iMacs, OS X and the iPod that being a Macuser became something fashionable. OS 9 really was rubbish, though.

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by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I just took the plunge on a new iMac last week – lifetime PC user, apart from my laptop. The whole dispute is so silly – as a consumer, OSX and Windows seem virtually identical, just organized somewhat differently.

by grapejoos on Dec 3, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

From the front, sure. Windows Vista basically grabbed OSX’s look and feel. But from the back end, OSX is considerably more stable, and has a BSD base, instead of DOS.

Besides – nobody writes viruses for Macs. :-)

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Windows hasn’t had a DOS base since NT.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Before NT, actually.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Not a Windows geek, but the commands in the command line window sure look a lot like DOS to me. :-p

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but that’s a virtual DOS, the OS isn’t running on it. Bollocks on OSX more stable than Windows 7.

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by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thissy thissy this this.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the jury’s still out on this. Let’s wait until we’ve had a year of Snow Leopard and 7 under our belts.

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by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They are both really stable. Any instabilities people face will be from crap software or crap hardware. (On both sides)
Apple gets the advantage with this because they only install on their own approved hardware.

I’ve been using Win7 beta for about 7 months now and have no problems. I run a mac for all my music producing though.

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by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

The viruses thing (along with the purdy hardware) is the reason for the switch. Hopefully they’ll continue not writing them.

by grapejoos on Dec 3, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

The positives of having lower market share, I guess.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s it basically. But security through obscurity is BS.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I hear you, and I’m not crediting Apple for it necessarily (and it may change). Still, it’s an enormous positive for me as a consumer after dealing with several virus nightmares in XP.

by grapejoos on Dec 3, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Except for jailbroken iPhones.

by Gin and Tonic on Dec 3, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh, the iPhone is one thing where I’m not in the Apple camp. I’m hoping to get an Android phone, but I still have a while on my contract so the point is mute moot.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

No argument here on OS9. We went straight from 8.6 to 10. I still remember how surprised I was using OSX for the first time (in a good way).

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I suppose it’s a testament to the usability & capability of Windows in general if you’re a successful web designer. I’ll still never use it, but if it lets you achieve what you need to get done, that’s the definition of utility.

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by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

If there was a downvote or anti-rec, I’d use it here.

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by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Unless those toys are running Windows… :-p

MAC RULES!

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Minus about a million there.

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry :(

i can haz cheeseburge prolly won’t. You can make posters there too.

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I added my own simple versions.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 3, 2009 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Word of the day just might be – BLINGEEZ

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Kind words from Seau regarding Ovechkin. If only he could remember the guy’s name.

The reason why the Capitals are doing so well is basically because the guy puts it in perspective. He’s not bigger than anybody on that team, and he cares for the players in that locker room, which I got to see firsthand.

This surprises me beacuse last I heard Ovie was dirty, selfish, and disrespected his opponents and teammates. Strange.

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It’s hard to tell when Seau is serious or not.

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by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Worse, he NEVER passes. Ever.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea! And he elbowed Backstrom in the face!

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

In the PIT opinion piece, Mark Eaton praised Ovie as well

by red army line on Dec 3, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

James van Riemsdyk’s four goals and nine points in 12 games earned him Rookie of the Month honors for November, because apparently that’s more impressive than Semyon Varlamov’s 5-1-2/1.85/.936 month…

That’s because goaltending is a weakness for the Caps…. duh!

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 3, 2009 8:48 AM EST reply actions  

Plus, according to Kevin Paul Dupont, Tukkaa Rask is the only rookie goalie with a shot at the ROY.

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s actually because any idiot could put up those kinds of numbers behind the stellar defensive core that the Caps have assembled and because the Caps play Boudreau’s defense-first trapping system.

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by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 9:23 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

They do have two defensemen in the running for the Rod Langway Award!

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

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by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Comcast to buy NBC

If this gets approved, Bettman looks like a genius for signing with Versus.

Link

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 8:48 AM EST reply actions  

I’ll see your link and raise you a FanShot.

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by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

[i]“NHL disciplinarian Colin Campbell didn’t find it difficult to suspend [Alex] Ovechkin” [s]with the Caps facing his son’s team next with the Caps not scheduled to be on national television any time soon[/s]. [NHL.com][/i]

…wait, and Campbell didn’t recuse himself from the deliberations?! That ain’t right…

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Maybe our signs should read “Hey, Colin – Good job protecting your baby boy from big, mean AO.”

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously. I know you’re not one for conspiracy theories, and in this case, neither am I, but dang, Colin – could you possibly make the NHL look worse???

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

could you possibly make the NHL look worse???

Please elaborate.

by Yoshietree on Dec 3, 2009 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

It just looks bad for Campbell to suspend the best player in the NHL for a game when that player would be facing Campbell’s son’s team, is all. It looks biased, whether it actually is or not. I tend to think it isn’t – at least, I hope not – but the perception of the NHL is that they “don’t suspend superstars,” so when Campbell gets the chance to suspend Ovechkin, he jumps all over it. Never mind that Ovechkin is about to play Campbell’s son’s team.

Because of the perception of bias, Campbell should not have made that decision. He should have stepped out of it.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I dunno, what was he gonna do? Wait another week to make a decision on Ovechkin to avoid looking like he was biased? For once I actually think Campbell did the right thing here.

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

No, he should have stepped aside and had one of the underlings make the review and call for the suspension.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he didn’t see it as a conflict of interests because you’d have to be trying real hard to make it one.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

No. He steps out of all decisions that could tangentially affect the Panthers. Last year he wouldn’t even make the rulings regarding players on teams that were competing with FLA for a playoff spot. Suspending the MVP right before they played FLA should have been done by someone else, even if it’s the right call.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t even know where to start with this argument…other than to say that’s complete and total crap. If it happened against the Panthers I might give it to you…but c’mon really? Any time a player gets suspended and is scheudled to play the Panthers CC should bow out? That’s just nonsense.

by Yoshietree on Dec 3, 2009 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Its likely more tongue ’n cheek that you are taking it as.

That said, Campbell having a son in the league is an inherent conflict of interest.

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 3, 2009 10:08 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And it’s not nonsense, especially considering the course of dealing established.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure most NHL fans don’t know that Campbell’s son plays for Florida. I also think that among NHL fans that do know that fact, they would consider not suspending AO far more biased in favor of superstars than suspending him being biased in favor of his son.

There are a ton of reasons to criticize Colin Campbell. You don’t need to reach for something like this if you want to rip him.

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by Killer_Carlson on Dec 3, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t buy it.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Nowhere did I say it was deliberate, calculated, or anything else.

I only said it LOOKS BAD. Perception != reality, 90% of the time, but perceptions should still be managed.

After all, people “perceive” that Ovechkin is a dirty rat, but we all know he isn’t, right?

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I will also point out that JP was the one who brought up (see above) the fact that we’re playing Campbell’s son’s team tonight, not me. I was just commenting on it. :-)

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

If memory serves, Campbell’s kid got hit pretty hard in the 11/7 game here, and nobody got suspended for it. Let’s not take the “perception” argument and make this leap with it.

As to J.P.‘s bringing it up, I’m taking it for the humor that it was (presumably) intended.

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by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Bingo. It was just a little note of snark.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

His kid took a bad Pothier slapshot bad bounce to the face. I think he’s healed up now, but he was wearing a face shield in practice for a while.

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d also like to note after he got knocked out of the game, big mean dirty self-absorbed Ovie, who was in the press box, went down the the Florida locker room to see if Little Campbell was ok.

by RedBirdie on Dec 3, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s unpossible. He has no respect for other players whatsoever.

by Gin and Tonic on Dec 3, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh. So he just likes sitting outside the other team’s locker room in a towel waiting for news, huh?

Then again, Ovechkin does seem to like walking around in a towel…

</amused sarcasm>

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s more than Dustin Brown likes to walk around in.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

And that’s more information than I really needed to hear. ;-)

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s hilarious video evidence somewhere.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

…oh dear.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I know. I was shocked that there was a naked man in a NHL locker room. Wasn’t sure how to handle it.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

No way! A naked guy? In a locker room? Never happen!

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

One with his hog on TV, though.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

blinks

blinks again

You’re kidding, right?

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No. Why the hell else would it be remarkable?

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

grin

You gotta come up with a link now…

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Not something I want to search for at work. I think you can probably find it over at battleofcali, though.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

TVs fault. It pisses me off when the media’s entitlement attitude encroaches. Awwww, you don’t like exposed hog? Don’t go in the locker room. If women don’t want to see hog, then don’t be in the locker room post game. Don’t want hog on TV? Don’t send the cameras in until well after the game. Stupid.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:06 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Recommending this post due to the sheer number of times the word “hog” is used.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

My whole take on it is that we Americans are too uptight about the whole “hog” thing anyway. Nudity is not that big of a deal in Europe. Americans are collectively a bunch of prudes. :-p

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Not even just Europe, but Canadians are much more comfortable with it too. Stupid Puritans.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but in most of Canada, it’s too darn COLD to walk around with your … yeah.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this is evident by the use of the word “hog.”

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by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Used by me for comedy.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I used it because he used it. I have no problem using other words but I’m sensitive that there are several folks around here that like clean language.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Like PENIS?

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

My eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what you get for having onions in your sig

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha

It’s just temporary. I provoke enough on my own, didn’t need a provocative sig. When I find something else I’ll use that.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Penis is clean. I’m not bagging on anyone I’m just saying…

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by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Or maybe you’re not tea-bagging anyone?

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Penis is boring. Let’s spice it up!

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Spice it up with hog.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I generally try to keep spices away from my hog.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

And shampoo.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems to make sense to keep spices away from your shampoo, but my wife is always buying stuff with all kinds of crazy shit in it. Sage, oregano, all that kind of thing.

Crazy, huh?

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by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a good sauce for pizza. A sauce that you should keep away from your penis.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Women. I just need soap in my shampoo. I don’t need to smell like a bakery after I shower.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean you don't use this?

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe

I don’t even know what I use. I actually probably don’t use that because it would mean that I bought it. I use what’s in my shower, which is whatever my lady bought. So I smell like a bakery.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt Bradley’s shampoo has a lot of spices in it, such as chunks of iron and quartz.

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I use the axe stuff that looks like blood.

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by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t need to smell like a bakery

Brooks Laich smells like freshly baked cookies.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Here is the update from a few days after that game:

http://panthers.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=505565

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Campbell’s son got hit pretty hard by a puck in the mouth. Not suspendable in the current NHL as far as I know.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, the puck was banned forever and has never been used since.

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by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t Campbell have it melted down or something?

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Then he went to Indonesia and chopped down the rubber tree from which it sprang.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

And razed the Czech plant where it was manufactured.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

My pucks always said SLOVAKIA

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually couldn’t remember and didn’t want to dig them out. I just remember when I was a kid they all said Czechoslovakia.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You might have been a kid before me.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine said Wizmark

by mch on Dec 3, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The Czechoslovakian pucks were always the best. I’’ve never seen one with anything more than a few superficial cuts. The Canadian pucks were good too, but they would lose chunks of rubber from time to time. China pucks, OTOH, would fly to pieces during play (sometimes quite literally.)

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by ennisj471 on Dec 3, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re taking his sarcastic comment and turning it into a somewhat serious discussion.

by Yoshietree on Dec 3, 2009 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, I made one comment about his sarcastic comment. Then a bunch of people replied to me. One asked for clarification; I clarified.

I am entitled to my opinion.

That opinion is that Colin Campbell should have recused himself from the decision. He has done so earlier this season for something affecting his son’s team. He should have done it for this. He didn’t.

And that’s all I’m saying about it. If y’all want to turn one comment into a discussion, have at. But I will not be flamed for stating my opinion.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

He has done so earlier this season for something affecting his son’s team.

Beacuse that “something” happened during a Panther’s game if I’m not mistaken.

by Yoshietree on Dec 3, 2009 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

But I will not be flamed for stating my opinion.

I didn’t think you were getting flamed, but those kinds of opinions lead to “The Pens get all the calls and we get nothing!” “The league markets Cindy and not Ovie!”, etc., etc. Asking someone to recuse himself from making a decision about an incident in a game that he had no vested interest in in silly. If you want to point out (as Gouldie has below) what the league was thinking in appointing him to that role, or his overall effectiveness in said role, I’m with you. This? Not so much.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

It doesn’t matter that AO didn’t throw the hit against FLA. You can’t say he doesn’t have a vested interest in it. His son plays for a division rival! IMO Campbell should never rule on any suspensions for any player in the SE. And really should be extremely cautious about any EC player. It’s not a big issue now because we all agree AO should have been suspended, and this is the first game after the hit. But how would you feel if AO mysteriously got 4 games and the 4th game was against FLA? That would have a strong appearance of impropriety and the NHL doesn’t need that.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Bingo.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It all comes back to what I’ve been saying about the need to manage the perceptions. Perceptions are very, VERY seldom the actual reality – look at the stuff about McCreary – but still. The perception is that the NHL is biased, that they do not suspend superstars… if Campbell does not suspend the next superstar to do something like what Evgeni Malkin did last year in the playoffs (instigator in the last 5 minutes, I think?), then it will be perceived that he’s making a skapegoat out of Ovechkin for this, and it will increase the “Ovi is a dirty rotten skunk” perception that is held among other fan bases in the NHL. The NHL needs to manage perceptions better.

A good place to start would be to publish the suspension criteria, which, because of the level of secrecy involved, have become a joke among fans. That Down Goes Brown super secret suspension chart is some funny, but still… it would be good to know what goes through their minds when they discuss suspending Player A for Act A, vs. not suspending Player B for Act B.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d prefer a press release with ever suspension, explaining the factors. Basically, the common law approach. Let the collected body of rulings become the law.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes sense.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

You would

And I like that take too. Actions speak louder than words, or something.

(OT, but I don’t think you swim in the OT Hockey thread so I’m asking you here. What are the laws regarding uploading game footage to YouTube? Seems like that’s fair use to me but IIRC that’s in or around your wheelhouse. Rink Rats aren’t opening themselves up to liability if we upload TV footage, are we?)

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I swim OT rarely.

[this is not legal advice]

I could tell you about the laws, but in the copyright context they end up mattering much less than what folks are willing to do to enforce them. So I’ll stick with that.

Basically, I really doubt the NHL will start going after individuals. They might get pissed off at all their content up on YouTube one day, and try to get it taken down, but the odds of them going after individual folks seems low.

But really, follow your conscience. If you upload an entire game, that’s probably not OK. Anything that costs the league money is probably not OK. On the other hand, if you’re a fan of Ovechkin and post a great goal, the league has so far treated that as fine. I don’t predict that’ll change, but you never know…

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet. Basically what I’m getting at is whether or not I, or anyone else, is going to be in trouble if I start doing my film breakdowns with non-highlight clips. Obviously I wouldn’t do a whole game, but for my PP and PK breakdowns I’m going to use full PK and PP attempts, which are more substantial than a mere goal highlight. Considering a) it’s a short part of the game and b) I’m using it to highlight a point and modifying it in part (arguably with the MS Paint stuff) I feel like I’m in the fair use realm. But I don’t practice this stuff.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

:) i like it – #needsmoreF&Bbreakdowns

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by renhoak on Dec 3, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve got the basic idea of how I’m doing the next one. I just need to take the time to film the stuff I want, upload it, and then do the breakdown stuff. I’m technically in finals so I should probably spend more time with my books, but you’ve seen how that’s worked today.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

If I can be of assistance with the raw footage captures, let me know.

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by renhoak on Dec 3, 2009 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Email the address in my profile and we’ll see if we can work something out. You definitely can be of assistance but I don’t want to be a burden.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

no burden, will email you shortly

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by renhoak on Dec 3, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair use is tricky. But you are likely to get a “stop that” from the powers that be before anyone actually comes after you. And if you do get an official “stop that,” I’d recommend stopping. But until then…

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunno about press releases, but I remember seeing a quote from Colie on it. But a little transparency would be nice.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Certainly more transparency than we’ve been seeing… really, there hasn’t been ANY, and there have been several suspension-worthy incidents lately that either get nothing, or get the book thrown…

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d go a step further and say they should issue more press releases even when there isn’t a suspension. They do this for some of the high profile calls like the Richards hit, but I think they could do more to highlight why they don’t suspend players as well as why they do suspend them. Help build up the common law.

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by Killer_Carlson on Dec 3, 2009 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

They should also do an Official Review segment on NHLN like the NFL does. Explain why certain calls were called they way they were and how the league wants them called. And god forbid, maybe admit a ref got it wrong on occasion.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes it does, because if someone knocks Greg and has to sit for it, the first thing that’ll be said is preferential treatment from the father, etc., so that’s going to impact two entitles, not one.

We were bound to get to this point and hopefully Shanny resolves some of these apprehensions, but to make this grand leap only serves to feed into this “us vs. the league” mentality that’s inexplicably part of the newer fanbase.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Fortunately, Campbell DOES seem to have the sense to recuse himself when it’s a decision about a player on the Panthers’ team…

Agreed on Shanahan.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Alex sitting out ain’t gonna help the Panthers much.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s not the point.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, I’m making light of the situation.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably not, no, but it might make things easier on Philly. I

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree. You’re entitled to your opinion, and fwiw I agree with it. Campbell should have recused himself. I don’t think he should even hold the position he has, but that’s another issued.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW, thank you. :-)

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, and Campbell didn’t recuse himself from the deliberations?!

It’s not just this game where there could be a conflict. What if some player lays out his kid with a questionable hit and then five games later does it again to another player? How can anybody be sure that there won’t be a bias in his decision at a later date. It’s a joke that he’s allowed to hold that position with a kid playing in the league.

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

This is sarcasm right? If not, please be a dear and let me know so I can respond in kind.

by Yoshietree on Dec 3, 2009 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Sarcastically true.

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

In all seriousness, the NHL couldn’t find a head of discipline that doesn’t have a kid playing in the league? I don’t have a problem with Campbell on this day, but I do have a problem with the league for putting Campbell in this position.

With 30 teams, 2 of them playing in every game, you have to figure the Panthers are involved in at least 1/15 of his discipline decisions. He’s already had to recuse himself for the Richards-on-Booth hit (in my mind, the most important discipline decision this year and the one people around the league keep talking about). And it’s not hard to find ways that many more of his decisions indirectly affect the Panthers — today it’s just a little more obvious.

I’m sure the NHL could have found someone else who was qualified and who didn’t have an obvious current bias in favor of one organization.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 9:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

In matters of discipline, every league has to have the appearance that their decisions are above reproach. Do I think Campbell made the wrong decision on Ovechkin or that it was a biased decision? No. Do I think his other decisions have been biased because of his son? No again. But as G.O.D. pointed out, the NHL probably has a couple dozen qualified people already on the payroll that could handle discipline issues who don’t have an inherent conflict in place. Why pick the guy that does?

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

EXACTLY.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Because he’s the guy that has made all of these decisions before and it would look strange if he weren’t making the call on the Ovechkin incident as well?

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Right — we’re asking why he was made the guy who makes the decisions at all. Back when he was hired to do that job. Why not pick someone whose kid isn’t a current player?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Was his kid a current player when the decision was made to hire him?

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think he was even in major juniors at that point, if memory serves.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Colin Campbell has been with the NHL for a long time. Well before his son started playing in the league. It was fine to put him as head of discipline initially, but now his son is a regular in the league and probably will be for a while. Potential conflicts are going to continue to arise and each time these kind of questions will come up.

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Oddly enough:

Brendan Shanahan has found a job.
    
The recently retired NHL star will officially be hired by the NHL today.

Sources say the announcement is expected to come on NHL commissioner Gary Bettman’s weekly radio show this afternoon.

Shanahan’s title will be Vice President, Hockey and Business Development. He is expected to work both with Bettman and deputy commissioner Bill Daly in the NHL’s New York office, although he’s also likely to be involved with executive vice president Colie Campbell’s Toronto-based hockey operations department.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I heard some speculation that he’s going to be a big part of the next CBA discussions, because he’s a guy thats respected by both sides.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Cool!

TWO GAMES ЯEMAINING NOW

by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

That is good news. :-)

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree with you and G.O.D., but I’d point out that I think Campbell had this job before his son made the NHL. Maybe the NHL could have seen it coming, or replaced him when it happened, but those are separate issues. He’s had this job for a while now and his son is relatively new to the NHL.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, the NHL and foresight aren’t together in the same sentence a lot.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Not without some sort of modifier like “lack of.”

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll definitely amend to saying they should have reassigned Campbell to a different position

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Easier solution: Syend hise son to KHL!

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Rink Unity

Today all our sigs should say FЯEE ALEX

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 8:52 AM EST reply actions  

I’m down with that. :-)

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Same here. Only temporary though as I’m fond of my old sig.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Hooray!!!

Just found out i’m going to the game tonight!!! Section 112! Wife got tix from work!!!

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 8:53 AM EST reply actions  

Good, print out some signs and pass them out when you go!

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Probably not gonna have time. Gotta run home from Suitland at 330, grab the wife, drive all the way back to get the Metro.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Suitland? Now what would you be doing down here in these parts? You wouldn’t happen to be at the Census now would you?

by MetalCap on Dec 3, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve got a friend who works IT there

by mch on Dec 3, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Washington National Records Centre. Same complex.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Census

It’s where the cool kids hang.

by David M. Getz on Dec 3, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That is the best section in the arena.

Welcome aboard!

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 3, 2009 9:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Your neighbors to your left might disagree.

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

They would. Pinko bastards!

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 3, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

They better show AO on the jumbotron A LOT. And the crowd better go CRAZY every time.

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 8:55 AM EST reply actions  

Sounds good to me!

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

As far as JVR vs. Varlamov goes, is Varlamov really a rookie? Tough to make that big a splash in the playoffs and still be seen as a newcomer the next season.

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by Ben Rothenberg on Dec 3, 2009 9:00 AM EST reply actions  

He’s Calder-eligible, so yes, he is really a rookie.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

If my memory serves me correctly, didn’t Dryden win the Calder after winning the Cup?

Its not a situation like Makarov, who won it when he was 31.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow…I was looking at the winners of the trophy, and I didn’t realize that Evgeni Nabokov is going to be 35 next year.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Sergei Gonchar is going to be 36 soon…starting to feel old.

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

That I can wrap my head around better, because I feel like i’ve been watching the guy for a thousand years. I guess because I don’t see Nabokov too often I have this impression in my head that he’s still a guy in his late 20s. Hell…he was already 25 when he won the Calder.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

yes, he did

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by ThePeerless on Dec 3, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Regular season games are the only thing that counts and before this year he had only played six regular season games. And while we’re on the topic, at 14-1 to start his career, anybody know what goalies, if any, have had a better start to their career?

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d be curious, too, but I can’t get away from the “the only thing that matters is the playoffs” mindset.

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Gotta get there first.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Here is a benchmark. Ken Dryden also played in six games in his first (non-rookie) year before winning a Stanley Cup that same year. Added to his Calder winning season the following year, his “start” was 45-8-15, 2.20, with eight shutouts.

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by ThePeerless on Dec 3, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Ted says:
I believe Alex is so smart and so intuitive that he will measure and modify – in his own way – his game to become even more valuable to our team and franchise as he matures.

Exactly what you want to happen. Let’s hope this is how it turns out.

by kfjje on Dec 3, 2009 9:03 AM EST reply actions  

Maybe over time. But I wouldn’t want to be a Lightning player on AO’s first shift Monday night. I’m guessing he comes out like a man possessed just to shove it in the faces of the haters.

by Fehrskine on Dec 3, 2009 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, they’re probably not excited about that

"No Brooks Laich, no win. Know Brooks Laich, know win."

by kellobellow on Dec 3, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

How do you top putting an opponent through the glass on your first NHL shift? After that, it’s kinda all downhill.

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by ThePeerless on Dec 3, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Hole in one on your first round of golf?

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Scoring more goals in a season than any left wing ever?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Hair Cuttery spokesmanship?

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Offering the reporter lady chips during the skils competition?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Keys to the city?

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually have a fraternity brother that did that. 3rd hole in his first round of golf. Fucker!

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 3, 2009 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

1a FTW?

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

beat me to it. 1a followed by 2a if I were king for the day.

by Yoshietree on Dec 3, 2009 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I should have bought stock in the printer ink cartridge companies before making 1a.

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by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Definitely my fave so far, though 2a will suck less of your print cartridge up.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, think I’m with all on the 2a/printer ink reprieve.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Me too.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

xiix owns. :) I think 2a is kindest to the printer, though.

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Now that my eTrade transaction has been confirmed… I must say 1a will likely look the best on the big screen at VC.

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I love them, but why not put the backwards R on the signs for tonight, just like in people’s sig files?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Great call.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Ooh, good idea.

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Another:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/220569/Free_Alex.jpg

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Caveat: Might print wonky. May want to ask the original author to make it 300 dpi for print resolution.

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by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I can do that.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 3, 2009 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

All sizes are available here

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 3, 2009 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Loving the prison bars one.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

It makes my eyes bleed, though.

"Let the rest be scared of us." - Emo Bunny Sasha Semin

by Scott in Shaw on Dec 3, 2009 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

It does do that. Complimenting the concept.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

gotsparkly or anyone else who watched the Panthers vs Avs last night. How did Jeff Taffe look to you?

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 3, 2009 9:28 AM EST reply actions  

I didn’t see much of him at all — honestly I thought he was kind of invisible.

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Looked very stretchy out there. Almost like he was being pulled.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 9:29 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ha ha.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 3, 2009 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Actual picture...

of Taffe after the game:

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw he only got 5:44 of ice time.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 3, 2009 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

GMGM reporting on Elliot In the Morning, that Semin will play tonight

by vt caps fan on Dec 3, 2009 9:42 AM EST reply actions  

That’s a nice bonus. He’s been gone so long, I’d almost forgotten he was on the team.

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Digging the logo, JP.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

2b to save the ink.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

2b
simple and effective

by ns on Dec 3, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

digging the red one.

by vt caps fan on Dec 3, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

2B is going to be more polite to the ink cartridge…

Do you have a font like Arial Black? It has a stronger “R”…

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

You did not just ask a designer to use Arial Black, did you?

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by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep!

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

My baby at home is crying relentlessly, and he doesn’t even know why. I hope you’re happy with the sorrow you’ve wrought upon us all today.

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Whatever, dude.

I see nothing wrong with using a simple block font for a simple message. Sorry you’re all bent out of shape over it.

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn. Just having fun.

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Me too. :-)

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Arial is a bastard Microsoft font.

Go fire up the movie “Helvetica” and get on with your bad self. :)

I'm trying to work out a deal with a club in Europe

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 11:32 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Truth.

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I only use Futura, the official font of the moon.

TWO GAMES ЯEMAINING NOW

by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I shuddered.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Could have said comic sans ms =]

TWO GAMES ЯEMAINING NOW

by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

One of our men attempted to write two words of the joke in Comic Sans MS. He was in a coma for six weeks.

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by winterion on Dec 3, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I believe it! :-p

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s actually Arial African-American.

We are in a post-Obama world people…let’s try to be sensitive.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

In your PC world, does that mean Grotesk is now Not Very Comely?

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I never thought Grotesk was good at all, even in his halcyon days in Buffalo.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 11:11 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

question for the designer Rinkers

i’m designing a pretty simple business card for my friend (only graphic will be a curvy “S” and the rest is minimal contact info) and am wondering if Adobe Illustrator will be sufficient for this? or should I use InDesign?

also, I have the “S” hand drawn and scanned but can’t find a way to smooth out the outline of the S so it doesn’t look sketched. Is there any easy way to draw/manipulate the S via Adobe? (i don’t have a wacom tablet)

by ns on Dec 3, 2009 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Illustrator will suffice. When delivering artwork to print, include the fonts or convert all type to outlines. Mind your gutters & trim/crop marks.

Either redraw the scanned “S” in Illustrator or Object > Live Trace if your version of AI supports it. It won’t vectorize precisely, so tweaking will be necessary, but it might get you 80% there.

JMHO.

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks! will check it out when i get back home this evening.

by ns on Dec 3, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been known to zoom in really tight and do re-draws pixel-by-pixel, but I wouldn’t call that “easy”… ;-) More a big hairy pain in the tuchas.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Illustrator tracing is one of my hobbies.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

would that create a smooth line? is there a way to convert an already pixelated lines to a smooth one without redrawing in within the program? (i guess vectorize it – is that the right terminology?)

by ns on Dec 3, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Livetrace is the easy, if imperfect, way to vectorize. Manually tracing it with the anchor tool is the way to go if you have the ability and/or time to spend on it.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

giggity. hopefully my (older) version of Illustrator has this.

by ns on Dec 3, 2009 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

My Resume

Is in wing dings. Why can’t I get a job?

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Try Zapf Dingbats

Works every time.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it silly that some of you/us are going to be sporting the signs even though you/we kinda agree that he maybe deserved the suspension?

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:47 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No. We’re past that – what’s done is done (and probably done right). Now we’re supporting our guy wholeheartedly.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 9:48 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

We’ve got Alex’s back.

FЯEE ALEX

by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

FREE ALEX

SEMIN FROM INJURY

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

If you think he deserved the suspension — and I do — then why would I want him to be “free?”

by TylerG on Dec 3, 2009 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Because with all the haters hating, it’s time for the fan base to move on and show support.

I’ll make a “Free Schultz” sign for you to carry.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Mock tribal ritual ain’t my thing, I guess.

How about “If Manitoba lost its Winkler, would it notice?” Or “If you have Mike Green’s focus, please return it.”

by TylerG on Dec 3, 2009 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, we need more negative signs.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, I’ll try to make sure my jokes are of the sunshine-farting unicorn variety.

by TylerG on Dec 3, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Thank you.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

How about this for a sign:

“John Erskine is a FAST SKATER!”

by TylerG on Dec 3, 2009 10:00 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He’d appreciate it.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Or “JOHN (ERSKINE) 3:16”

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is that the length of time it takes him to skate from one end of the ice to the other?

I'm trying to work out a deal with a club in Europe

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

In hours.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

you rink peeps are again in rare form, like yesterday. love it. laughing to tears.

FЯEE ALEX

by renhoak on Dec 3, 2009 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

If someone has a JPEG of a sunshine-farting unicorn

Please share.

I'm trying to work out a deal with a club in Europe

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

That unicorn isn’t happy enough!

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s a pretty forlorn unicorn.

Still, “A” for effort.

I'm trying to work out a deal with a club in Europe

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

He is sad that it isn’t sunshine

by renstar on Dec 3, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’d be concerned for Ontario if it lost its Wawa

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Or Saskatchewan its Wawota?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Or Ontario it’s Peter

borough.

by TylerG on Dec 3, 2009 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d be concerned if College Park lost its Wawa… wait.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Never happen. That place is INSANITY 24/7.

Coincidentally, I once saw Maryland Women’s Basketball Legend Shay Doron drive out of there on a little 50CC scooter thing with no helmet and a coffee.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I lived in Baltimore hall above two woman’s basketball players and they both had scooters. Must be a woman’s bball thing.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I was a filthy commuter, but I got there early enough every day when the only people stirring were the athletes. Used to see the football players hitching a ride to breakfast in the back of a pickup truck on my way to Susquehanna Hall for English class (which I had to walk to from Lot 9, thanks to CP’s wonderful parking lot system).

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, a lot of the athletes live around south campus, especially in the Commons. I saw Mike Jones (who?) a couple times just hanging out talking on his phone right outside by building.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I had a lot of classes with athletes, particularly the American Studies classes (since I was a major). Most of them were pretty nice. The only ones that were really exceptional to me were Obi Egekeze, who was awesome, and this 6 foot 5 female volleyball player I sat next to in my geography class. She was HOT.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m not gonna lie, I had to look up Obi Egekeze. Now that I see he’s a place kicker, I don’t feel bad that I couldn’t remember. Sounds like we went to UMD around the same time though.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

August 04 through December 06. I had a class with a ton of football players, like Maryland Legend Joel Statham, and Dan Melendez.

Will Bowers was also in that class with me and the 6 foot 5 female volley ball player. I always thought those two should have hooked up and had giant babies.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

like Maryland Legend Joel Statham

Now that is good comedy, sir.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

He wasn’t as big a disaster as Jeremy Ricker was, but I felt kinda bad for him since he became the whipping boy for the team’s struggles (before Jordan Steffy took that role).

Plus, he was part of the second greatest Maryland football highlight during my time there

LINK

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

You know he actually plays in the UFL right now? I was in disbelief upon reading his name in my morning sports section.

by terpgrrl on Dec 3, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

UMD AMST major here too!

by mch on Dec 3, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

No shit! I liked it there. Doc Kelly was awesome, as was Doc Mintz. Had no use for most of the grad student teachers, particularly Lehnguth.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmm I’m having trouble remembering my profs’ names, but those don’t ring a bell. I remember a cooky old white dude who was completely obsessed with the revitalization of Silver Spring.

When did you graduate? ’05 here.

by mch on Dec 3, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

December 06. We probably ran into each other at some point.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

And yes, I seem to remember the grad student teachers being fairly terrible. But that’s usually the case I guess…

by mch on Dec 3, 2009 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I hated Mintz! He hated me for some ungodly reason. I took his Comedy in American Culture or whatever it was called class. He hated me because I was female. He was a jerk to all the girls in my class.

by terpgrrl on Dec 3, 2009 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Before he was arrrested for exercising his 2nd amendment rights, Lonny Baxter was in a statistics class with me.

by Gin and Tonic on Dec 3, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I got all the crappy basketball years, with Nik-Caner Medley’s DT’s and NITs.

I’m the worst jinx ever. The two and a half I went there, the football team missed bowls, and the basketball team either didn’t make the tourney, or went to the NIT

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Same here, man. Missed out on the good times by a year or so.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

My first year was Vanderlinden’s first year. I remember how hopeful we were at the start of the season and how quickly it faded.

by Gin and Tonic on Dec 3, 2009 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I had no idea there were so many (fairly) recent grads here. I thought I was a youngin’.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

My first year was Vanderlinden’s last, so I had the pleasure of enjoying Fridge win with his kids. We went to the Final Four for the first time my freshman year, National Title & Orange Bowl sophomore year (went to both), Jr. year was Peach Bowl and Sweet Sixteen and then Gator Bowl and ACC Tourney winner my Sr. year. I had 4 insanely awesome years at Maryland

by terpgrrl on Dec 3, 2009 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

For the record, I’m currently exercising my 3rd amendment rights. Although Cluster and any other service members are welcome to drop by anytime.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

No quarter . . . except for the vending machine.

by Gin and Tonic on Dec 3, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Lonny got caught cheating off my roommate’s paper in a CCJS class. I still crack up when I think of him as a CCJS major and then getting arrested in front of the White House.

by terpgrrl on Dec 3, 2009 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The men’s team had them too. My friend raced DJ Strawberry on one when we were leaving the union one day.

by terpgrrl on Dec 3, 2009 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

but it did happen….?

by mch on Dec 3, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel old now. The Wawa went in my final semester at UMD. I guess you guys probably don’t remember Planet X either.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I was a junior when it went. Restaurants turn over at such a ridiculous rate in CP.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I was a junior when it went. Restaurants sandwich shops turn over at such a ridiculous rate in CP.

Fixed.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah. It’s all of em. That one triangular building across from Lupo’s Thirsty Turtle had like four restaurants in it while I was there.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Smoothie King will never close! (i’m assuming its still there)

by ns on Dec 3, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Hell will freeze over before the Cluck-U does, although it lost most of its soul when Lee Majors, aka the Guy Who Works At Cluck U And Looks Just Like Tupac left

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Cluck U Pac!

Apparently my girlfriend rented an apartment which he had lived in before.

Impressed?

by mch on Dec 3, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

The ones on Columbia? I saw him there all the time… usually around 4 am

by MetalCap on Dec 3, 2009 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep those are the ones. Right at College and Columbia.

Do not recommend.

by mch on Dec 3, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Tu…pac…gone?!!

by ns on Dec 3, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn. I never knew Tu Pac left Cluck U. Dude was a local celebrity.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Last I saw/read he had left there. I’ll try to dig it up on ye olde google.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

My old roommates brother used to be his "producer "for all his “albums”. I loved when he would walk around campus and freak out the freshman.

by terpgrrl on Dec 3, 2009 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, still there,.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was two or three years out when it went. Of course, I ran with the Maryland LARP crew at the time, so we probably ran in completely different circles.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh, I have no idea what LARP is so probably.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Live action role playing

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah ok. Nope, can’t say I ran in that Nylander.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

#needsfriendlierprinterink

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Who said you had to participate?

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

That sure beats the “possible Sportscenter coverage” answer I had ready.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it silly? No, it’s hilarious.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess “Free Alex” has a better ring to it than “You’re Right Colin, Alex Deserved a Two Game Suspension and We Hope He’s Less Reckless Moving Forward.”

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Somebody should print one of those off as a goof.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

In Russian.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

COLIN WAS ЯIGHT
ALEX IS ЯECKLESS

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

ALEX IS WЯECKLESSINGBALL

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

ЯIDICULOUS! ЯEPUGNANT! ЯELEASE ЯEBELLIOUS ЯUSSIAN ЯAMMER!

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

How about:

KEEP THE
8 TЯAIN ЯOLLING

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t you mean “… We Hope He’s ‘A’ Reckless Moving Forward?”

by S h a g g y on Dec 3, 2009 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

If I had unlimited toner I’d go 1b….

Buuuut I don’t so 2b as it is simple and to the point.

by Yoshietree on Dec 3, 2009 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Delicious toner..

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

2b, definitely.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

2b or not 2b, that was the question…

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 10:27 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I always look at that line from Hamlet and want to answer:

“Be. Death sucks. Next question please”

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Alas, poor Theodore. I knew him well.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Alas, poor Theodore. I knew him well Horatio.

/pedant

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Dec 3, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

2B

For the sake of my printer.

I'm trying to work out a deal with a club in Europe

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Avatar update complete.

FЯEE ALEX

by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 9:48 AM EST reply actions   4 recs

Big Win.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Uhh breaking news?

Tarik reports via twitter that Jay Beagle has been assigned to Hershey.

Didn’t we hear this yesterday?

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:19 AM EST reply actions  

I sure did.

By the by, Corey says that ShaMo is skating this morning after taking a few days off.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s good to hear. I was getting worried about the guy…

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Yesterday, Doug Yingst invoked “No Backsies”, so Beagle stayed up with the Caps.

This morning, McPhee said “Sudo Assign Beagle to Hershey.” So it actually happened this time.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

wow a Unix reference. I don’t know whether to be proud or embarrassed that I recognized that since I am not in IT.

by Gin and Tonic on Dec 3, 2009 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I am in IT, and it took me a minute to get it… Oi, LOL! It’s been a long time since I dealt with UNIX rather than routers and switches!

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 3, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

I will rec “sudo make me a sandwich” every time.

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

IF
varly.startinggoaltender.caps = true;
AND
ballard.hasstick.panthers = true;
AND
ovechkin.playing.caps = false;
THEN
ballard [trunc varly];

by Whisp on Dec 3, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny, I thought Ballard only went for current and/or former teammates. ;-)

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I really hope Erskine is playing tonight, because Ballard may require curbstomping if he gets too close to Varly.

FЯEE ALEX

by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you see what Foote did to Ballard? I’m not sure I totally approve of the ultra-violence, but if I were Anderson, at least I’d know someone had my back. Likewise for Stewart on Allen after Allen went after Duchene (I’m still not totally a fan of the whole retribution after a clean hit thing, though).

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of the retribution after a clean hit, either, but first sign of a dirty hit that the referees fail to act on?

Curbstomp the sonofabezelwort.

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m with you. I commented on the Stewart one last night in the OT thread. I’m not in favor of what Foote did. He basically was the guy that threw Ballard off balance and into Anderson. Then you get to take some cheap punches to his head when he can’t defend himself. Fuck that. I know you’re old and slow Adam Foote, but you don’t get to just take advantage of guys when they are down. Why was he even out 4 on 4? Also, Anderson was set up outside the crease. Either the crease means something, or we just get rid of it. Stupid.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Either the crease means something, or we just get rid of it. Stupid.

I don’t think the crease means jack anymore. Players skate into it hacking and slashing at goaltenders with no consequence. It seems like running the goaltender is becoming a trend, just like the head shots.

And what Foote did, it was exactly what D’ohboy alluded to: he was sticking up for Anderson, because Anderson has been run over just about every game (and yes, this does speak to the defensive problems of the Avs, but that is another ugly story).

Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.

by hockeymom on Dec 3, 2009 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand Foote was sticking up for Anderson. But how about not letting the dude run your goalie in the first place? Both Foote and Anderson were somewhat responsible for that hit, and Ballard was just making a hockey play. It’s unfortunate (I like Anderson, and really want him hot when the Olympics come around) but I don’t see how the repeated gloved face punches were justified.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair

Foote’s not the most fleet of . . . foot . . . anymore. And Ballard had about 150 . . . feet to wind up. He was flying.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He was flying. I agree. I noted Foote’s foot-speed in one of these other responses. But don’t you think it’s silly how often D put their own goalie in danger and then feel like that gives them a right to retribution? How often do you see D x-checking the forwards into their own goalie? Or taking a guy off balance as he’s charging the net at your goalie. You know how that is going to turn out. But you still think you get to exact revenge? Stupid.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. It’s the hockey equivalent of tackling a guy from behind, thereby giving him just enough forward momentum to get the first down. It’s dumb.

The only argument I can see is that they wouldn’t have needed to plow the guy into the goalie if he weren’t already standing in the crease.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

True. Which goes back to the NHL clarifying and enforcing logical crease rules.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

because Anderson has been run over just about every game (and yes, this does speak to the defensive problems of the Avs, but that is another ugly story).

This was in my original post. Not only is Foote not very fast, neither is Clark, and Clark is the one who let Ballard bet him.

Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.

by hockeymom on Dec 3, 2009 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Again, to be fair, even Kyle Cumiskey would have had difficulty stopping Ballard in that case. The guy had a running (skating?) start from behind his own blueline. He was flying. The D were caught flat-footed as much as anything.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that what Foote did was “right,” but if I were Anderson I’d be pretty pleased that someone was taking offense to players coming near my crease. If you can get away with it then why not discourage forwards from even coming near your goalie.

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Goalies are still going to want the crease for positioning. So keep it but it really doesn’t mean too much anymore other than how far back a guy can be while screening.

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by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

In a different context

Would you want someone going after the guy if it were Varly? (Again, I’m not saying I approve of what Foote did.) I also think Ballard could have made a little more effort to avoid hitting Anderson with his upper-body. I don’t that necessarily justifies Foote’s behavior though. Still, if I were the goalie, I’d probably like to see some retribution, if only to deter future crease-crashing.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

To clarify

My opinion of what Foote did: the punches against a prone opponent – not cool. Sticking up for/defending his goalie – cool.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not entirely against you, as far as defending the goalie. But as I said before, I’d prefer our D prevent the running instead of the reactive punching. Great, you stuck up for the goalie, I’m sure he really appreciates it from the dressing room. Move your feet, get in the way, don’t let the dude nail your goalie. Of course, it’s Adam Foote so moving the feet and getting in the way weren’t much of an option. I just don’t see how you get to take it out on someone else when you were the one that fucked up in the first place. [Cue Ballard joke.] I don’t see what Ballard did to Anderson as being on the same level of what Scott Hartnell or Corey Perry do. They deserve face punches. Ballard didn’t.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, the face punching was way over the top. Maybe a face wash, some shoves. To me, it just looked like Foote freaking lost it.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. And I can’t get over the fact that Anderson was well out of the crease. If he’s in the blue paint Ballard misses him completely.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just going to say this

that I would hope the Caps players would go after anybody running over Varly – just not the way Foote did.

The starting goaltender is the foundation of the team. Look what happened to Miller last year and how it affected Buffalo. Guys need to take care of their netminder.

Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.

by hockeymom on Dec 3, 2009 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Guys need to take care of everyone. But I don’t expect every guy who hits Mike Green to be jumped on the spot. If it’s dirty, fine. I just don’t think that’s what Ballard did.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Colorado’s situation is a little different than ours. They’ve played 36 games and Anderson has played in 36. They’re screwed without him, since their backup is as reliable as a Yugo.

To put it in perspective, imagine that we had Varly in goal, and the only backup available was Bacashihua. I think we’d be a little more lenient about extremism in the defense of liberty goaltenders.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Well our situation is different for several reasons. First, I’d be happy to see any goalie protection. If it was over the line, then we can start talking about scaling back, but we don’t have any thing that qualifies as goalie protection, or star protection for that matter, on this team. So a little Adam Foote bat-shit crazy response wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. And to be clear, I’m not calling for Foote’s head here. I understand why he did it, I just don’t agree with it. And in the big picture a lot of the blame is on the NHL for not getting the rules right regarding goalie contact. If they straightened that out a lot of this would go away.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we’re in full agreement then, Milt.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually don’t have a problem with the rulebook’s take on goaltender interference… it seems fairly straightforward to me.

69.1 Interference on the Goalkeeper – This rule is based on the premise
that an attacking player’s position, whether inside or outside the crease, should not, by itself, determine whether a goal should be allowed or disallowed. In other words, goals scored while attacking players are standing in the crease may, in appropriate circumstances be allowed. Goals should be disallowed only if: (1) an attacking player, either by his positioning or by contact, impairs the goalkeeper’s ability to move freely within his crease or defend his goal; or (2) an attacking player initiates intentional or deliberate contact with a goalkeeper, inside or outside of his goal crease. Incidental contact with a goalkeeper will be permitted, and resulting goals allowed, when such contact is initiated outside of the goal crease, provided the attacking player has made a reasonable effort to avoid such contact.
The rule will be enforced exclusively in accordance with the on-ice judgement of the Referee(s), and not by means of video replay or review.

For purposes of this rule, "contact," whether incidental or ptherwise, shall mean any contact that is made between or among a goalkeeper and attacking player(s), whether by means of a stick or any part of the body.

The overriding rationale of this rule is that a goalkeeper should have the ability to move freely within his goal crease without being hindered by the actions of an attacking player. If an attacking player enters the goal crease and, by his actions, impairs the goalkeeper’s ability to defend his goal, and a goal is scored, the goal will be disallowed.

If an attacking player has been pushed, shoved, or fouled by a defending player so as to cause him to come into contact with the goalkeeper, such contact will not be deemed contact initiated by the attacking player for purposes of this rule, provided the attacking player has made a reasonable effort to avoid such contact.

That said, I have seen several incidents that I would have called goaltender interference on that the referees did not… they are supposed to be calling it more evenly this season, but, like everything else, getting that to actually happen is going to take some time.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Those rules are fine

But with the NHL there is almost not point at actually looking at the rule book. Have you been paying attention to how it is enforced?

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Exhibit A

Patrick Thoreson vs Cristobal Huet

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Exhibit B

Viktor Kozlov vs. Martin Biron

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Dec 4, 2009 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Exhibit C

Corey Perry vs. Anyone

(just to avoid looking too bitter about that series)

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Dec 4, 2009 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Oops. Should have written 34. Budaj’s made two starts and has a GAA over 4. Yipes.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Former Hershey Bear Peter Boodadge.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I havn’t seen a replay yet gut last night it looked like Foote’s out of position and in trying to make up for that he knocked Ballard off balance. If Foote is a step quicker then he checks Ballard off the play. If he is a step slower then Ballard has a shot on goal and they continue on behind the net. Foote should be beating himself up not beating on Ballard. hitting on a player while he’s down in that context is just wrong IMO.

If you don't wanna get hit, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!

by dlw66 on Dec 3, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that’s basically what happened. Or if Anderson is back in the crease Ballard goes flying past the post and misses him.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

reply fail

If you don't wanna get hit, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!

by dlw66 on Dec 3, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

“Hey there Keith. Lookin’ pretty hot tonight. Wanna come back to my place and take a few swings at my noodle with an Easton Stealth?”

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

In reply to:
hitting on a player while he’s down in that context is just wrong IMO.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

D’ohboy, I’m not sure this clarification made it better.

Yeesh!

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

ha ha ha

Missed that when i wrote it!

If you don't wanna get hit, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!

by dlw66 on Dec 3, 2009 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

From Corey, incidentally.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Corey is also reporting that Varlamov will have the start tonight.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 10:32 AM EST reply actions  

lulz good Jose sux lol

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

And lost in all the Ovechkin knee on knee controversy was the great game Theo played in Carolina. I’m glad Varly plays tonight but I hope Jose doesn’t have to sit too long before his next start. Maybe against Philly?

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Sounds good to me. They seem to give Varly fits sometimes.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Varly needs a chance to bounce back against them IMHO. Better he face that demon now than in April.

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 3, 2009 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

You got that right. I’m cool with either guy in goal though I’d like to see Varly play them with Ovechkin in the lineup.

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Awesome!

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 3, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Needs more hockeybear.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

YEEAAAAHHH!!!

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I see that manscaping has not yet caught on in Europe…

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Scott and Zeph, can you cross-post over here? Thanks…

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I like this! Can’t print it at work, but I do like this!

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

TEB reports that BB said Alex will be ready to go for Monday. The Ning are now on notice.

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by CP2Devil on Dec 3, 2009 11:13 AM EST reply actions  

First the “hot stick” and now this. Tampa must love being on the receiving end of Ovechkin controversies.

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

They’re certainly on the receiving end of Ovechkin’s something…

Pick SPG for your chance to win probably nothing.

by xiix on Dec 3, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I know I sure wouldn’t want to be the team he’s up against next…! (((.)))!!!

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s @ rather than a blank space in the (((@.@)))!!! part… hopefully that will give me an “at” symbol?

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

The “Free Alex” movement is live.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 11:21 AM EST reply actions  

Just got RT’d by @WashCaps. Nice.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

If your blood, sweat and tears go into it, is it still a jersey foul?

"My face is my mask."

by jakeshapiro on Dec 3, 2009 11:37 AM EST reply actions  

I hope not. That jersey is literally a work of art. I’d be proud to hang it in my house (unsure on wearing it).

"Let the rest be scared of us." - Emo Bunny Sasha Semin

by Scott in Shaw on Dec 3, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t wash it!

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i have two quick questions that i haven’t seen mentioned / addressed here (and i surely thought someone would bring it up!)

1. Do you think the Savard signing will impact the Backstrom negotiations – positively for the Caps? I’m not talking about the potential illegality of the contract but the fact that he’s only getting $7 mil. tops (in one year) and averageing only $4 mil. So can we expect Backstrom to sign somewhere in the $4-$7 mil. range? That’s below what I was anticipating they would shell out. Does the Savard deal hurt Backstrom’s negotiating stance at all or is it moot? ……

2. Question/clarification on the Circles situation. I was under the assumption that when we put him on waivers the Caps had 30 days to “assign” him somewhere (KHL agreement or AHL) and then he’d come off the books. (emphasis on HAD TO, legally). I believe that time has passed. Does he still count against the Cap? Has he “officially” (and secretly) been assigned somewhere? Is he forever in waiver limbo land and is that possible?

by bigity b on Dec 3, 2009 11:42 AM EST reply actions  

I think Kane/Toews has a bigger impact than Savard.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, and we can pay Nicky boy less since he’s obviously not as good as the former Calder trophy winner, right NHL?

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I understand the snark, but I think it’s perfectly justifiable that Kane beat out Backstrom for the Calder, given that he had more goals and points.

by David M. Getz on Dec 3, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Kane was better than Nicky that year.

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by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree, but not as much as my previous comment would suggest.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the Versus crew summed it up well. Kane was the best at the beginning, Backstrom the best by the end, Toews will be the best. Not sure how much I agree with that third statement.

by red army line on Dec 3, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with DMG and zephyr. But… if BB had been the coach from day 1… that trophy is Nick’s.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean Bruce wouldn’t have stuck Backstrom on the fourth line with Brash? Getouttahere

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

no matter, because I have a feeling that when all is said and done, oh 20 years from now, Nicky will have had the better career.

by RedBirdie on Dec 3, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Better?

Maybe different. Kane’s going to put up more goals, and have more flashy plays. If Backis sticks with Ovie, he’ll likely put up more assists/points.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Savard’s age plays a key role in that deal. I don’t see it as a comparable. I wish though.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 3, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Indeed. The key to the Savard value is the cheap years on the back end that lower the cap hit. That won’t be an option for a young stud like Lars.

by grapejoos on Dec 3, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

no. and Savard has had huge injury issues that Lars the Ironman doesn’t have.

I’d say Toews would be the comparable bc he plays a more similar game than Kane.

by Vinn on Dec 3, 2009 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Right. And of no small importance is the fact that Savard is well into his UFA years.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I was under the assumption that when we put him on waivers the Caps had 30 days to "assign" him somewhere (KHL agreement or AHL) and then he’d come off the books.

The Caps had thirty days to assign Nylander somewhere it became necessary for him to clear waivers again before moving him. They weren’t/aren’t under any obligation to move him.

Does he still count against the Cap?

Yes.

Has he "officially" (and secretly) been assigned somewhere?

No.

Is he forever in waiver limbo land and is that possible?

He’s cleared waivers, so he’s no longer on them. For all intents and purposes he’s in the same place he was opening night.

by David M. Getz on Dec 3, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Steinz reports this from GMGM (in the comments)

GMGM: “We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon.”

D’ohboy’s new expanded sig?

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Done and Done

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 12:11 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Lulz. Hey, good luck with that.

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, rec’d.

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

In the Potomac Starbucks, sipping a latte?

by b.orr4 on Dec 3, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

So that’s what accounts for the pain in my bee-hind that I’ve had since October….

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 3, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

On the Ballard non-suspension

Puck Daddy hit the nail on the head with his take on the “non-suspension” of Ballard. If Ballard’s words on the matter aren’t enough to put the matter to rest, then I don’t know what else will.

Someone call a waaahmbulance for THN’s Campbell. The NHL doesn’t need to fix every single little problem that comes along and they certainly were right to not address this incident. The Panthers – and only the Panthers – have anything to say about it.

What’s next from you, Mr. Campbell? A speed-limited puck?

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by hotdog88gt on Dec 3, 2009 12:04 PM EST reply actions  

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 3, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t be giving him any ideas.

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you guys play nerf hockey when you were kids in your drive way? There was that huge hover puck and those small sticks with the green blades.

Man, that was good stuff.

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by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

ThePeerless: The most respected member of our community who refuses or forgets to title his image posts.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s been warned before. Suspend him!

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s just playing his game. Don’t ever change, Peerless.

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The league has to make an example of him though.

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by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hater.

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

geez….isn’t it enough that I have an avatar??

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 3, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Everything else is manna, my friend.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends…don’t be getting into any fights without tying it down.

by red army line on Dec 3, 2009 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m with you. The NHL stepping in would be absolutely stupid.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Any word on Brads?

I had read his wife was due yesterday.

Will he be out? It’s dollar hotdog night! Priorities!

by mch on Dec 3, 2009 12:25 PM EST reply actions  

Uh-Oh A.O.

Ovi is really mad, I havn’t seen him this mad in a while, It’s too bad he can’t take his frustration out on the Flyers! Oh well, looks like we’ll have to settle for a hat trick in Tampa Bay instead…

~~~ R0cK D@ R3D ~~~

by Chaz-Capapalooza on Dec 3, 2009 12:31 PM EST reply actions  

Actually, you know? Tampa Bay’s got double trouble – isn’t Knuble scheduled to come back the same night?

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Knuble’s two nights later vs. BUF.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Both back in time for next Friday’s game. That should be a fun fest.

A man gotta have a code

by CP2Devil on Dec 3, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Who are we playing next Friday? Thanks guys.

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Carolina at Verizon Center

~~~ R0cK D@ R3D ~~~

by Chaz-Capapalooza on Dec 3, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha. Beautiful. Just beautiful.

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Who are we playing next Friday? Thanks guys.

F to the Lagged, especially after Monday night.

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by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Friday the 11th, it’s the Hurricanes.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Flagged? Why?

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Considering how chippy those two teams got Monday, I circled that date on the calendar as the post-game was going on. They’re getting a pre-game’s ful of profanity and belittlement from me, and I don’t sit over there.

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh! I thought you meant you flagged my post, and I was all “whatever for?”

As for flagging the actual game for a little special reward, hells to the yes. We should give Carolina all kinds of hell.

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully Semin can stay healthy long enough to play in that one. Against Carolina, that rabbit is dynamite!

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

But!

When they inevitably lose another guy to injury don’t boo his ass off the ice.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I would hope not. I lost all respect for Carolina after last game.

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, if hartnell hit backstrom like that and got hurt, caps fans would boo him off the ice too. It wasn’t really a clean hit so it’s understandable why they were pissed.

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by Chaz-Capapalooza on Dec 3, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope that they wouldn’t and if they did, I would be ashamed.

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by Knee high to a duck on Dec 4, 2009 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry for the misinterpretation. My flaggings are sarcastic, much like myself.

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by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Hee. No worries.

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Just got my “ERECTION FOR OVECHKIN” t-shirt in the mail!

"My face is my mask."

by jakeshapiro on Dec 3, 2009 12:59 PM EST reply actions  

What you say intrigues me. If it’s for real would a picture (of the t-shirt, not your erection) be to much to hope for?

by Yoshietree on Dec 3, 2009 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Try this on for size.

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by Scott in Shaw on Dec 3, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Best. Parenthetical clarification. Ever.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

And I just realized how much I’d been sticking up for Semin

by red army line on Dec 3, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

this just in

Milbury is a hipocrite. He just came on Nhl live and said he thinks AO should been suspended for boyh the Gonchar hit and the Gleeson hit. Then turned right around and said that he got hit knee-on-knee when he played and it was his fault because HE WAS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE WAY OF A HIT.

If you don't wanna get hit, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!

by dlw66 on Dec 3, 2009 1:34 PM EST reply actions  

Milbury is an idiot – which he always has been.

Nothing new here.

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by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been called Master of the Obvious before. Must be a good reason there somewhere. :D

If you don't wanna get hit, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!

by dlw66 on Dec 3, 2009 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn’t Milbury the same guy who’s famous (as a player) for hitting a fan with his own shoe?

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Milbury = Nikita Khrushchev? (sp)

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Milbury to Islanders

I will bury you!!! (Under a load of bad contracts…)

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec-ing ball!

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by gotsparkly on Dec 3, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

The new thing isn’t calling him dirty or reckless it’s saying HE’S A BAD HITTER.

What? If anything, he’s a non-selective hitter. These old jerks like Potvin, Clement and Milbury need some new material, and to stop cheating off one another’s notes.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Varly and Theo

need to invest in blockers and gloves with metal spikes ala Rollerblade and take care of a little Ballard Business themselves.

Colorado Avalanche: Please excuse the mess while we are under construction.

by hockeymom on Dec 3, 2009 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

If he gets anywhere near Varly, our wingers are not doing a very good job.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a glove that I restrung with a bass string for outdoor play. Looking back I’m really glad I didn’t kill anyone with it.

TWO GAMES ЯEMAINING NOW

by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Electric, or stand-up string bass???

And which string, out of curiosity?

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Electric, think it was a g-string (::yuck yuck::) from a set of bass boomers.

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by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Good choice, though the G-string from a stand-up string bass would have been considerably longer… ;-) Bass Boomers are nice strings.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t have a stand-up. Do you play? I have a modulus fb4.

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by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

My hands aren’t quite large enough, nor my armspan wide enough to handle a full-scale neck bass; I need to find one that is shorter, about the length of a drednaught guitar, without sacrificing too much tonal quality.

I did one semester of string bass and viola at university when I was a music education major, and I play guitar; I used to play cello, but have not done so in years… far too many years, really.

My main six-string guitar is a 1980’s vintage Yamaha dreadnaught-style guitar with birds as the fret markers – I’ve never seen another one like it. I also have a Seagull 12-string.

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

OT

breaking(?) news that CHI signs the troika of Kane, Toews and Keith. Anyone game for a guess at what that combined commitment per year (cap hit) is going to run?

I’ll say $17.5 million.

This should help set some market parameters for George.

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by bigonetimer on Dec 3, 2009 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

….and it’s not so breaking.

signed, non-thread reading JAss

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by bigonetimer on Dec 3, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t find it, but really, Brooks Orpik calling Ovie dirty? Really? REALLY? I don’t know whether to laugh or throw stuff.

by RedBirdie on Dec 3, 2009 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

There’s a link to it in Puck Daddy’s “headlines”

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s right in PD headlines today.

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by EmilyB on Dec 3, 2009 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to read the article, and PD is exaggerating. All that Orpik really says is that it would be tough for anyone to throw their body around for 82 games, plus Olympics, and not be worn down come playoff time. When I read the article, I was looking for something along the lines of “If Ovi pulls that crap again, he better watch his head,” but that wasn’t the case at all.

by JimCareyFanClub on Dec 3, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Boom goes the dynamite!

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

Heh. Depends what they can get back for him. It would have to be a lot.

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by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Frolov + Moller go go go go go go go

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked this meme better when it was “Trade Ovechkin to Toronto”

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by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 3, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The merit that there is in his argument gets washed out by his comparison to Kessel. Semin has been scoring goals and putting up points at a better pace for both their careers yet

Kessel is going to score more goals, but Semin should match, if not exceed Kessel’s overall point-production.

Semin also doesn’t deserve the offense-only label nearly as much as Kessel does.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Dec 4, 2009 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, from the Leafs games I’ve seen this season, Kessel has been backchecking like a fiend. I’m not sure what’s gotten into him or if it’s going to last, but damn. If he had done that during the Carolina series, the Bruins probably make the CF.

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by Knee high to a duck on Dec 4, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel isn’t a total defensive liability, but I don’t think he is as good defensively as Semin. I think it’s debatable as to whether either of those two deserve the label, but if one of them does it is Kessel.

Of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst

by Killer_Carlson on Dec 4, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a fair point. Semin is defensively elite according to last years stats. Kessel is defensively good when he’s inspired, but no one is going to confuse him with a shutdown forward.

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by Knee high to a duck on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

McPhee's Comments

I was kind of surprised this isn’t being discussed a bit more here.

McPhee see things exactly as I do:

And in my mind, when there’s no intent to injure, and there is no injury, you can’t suspend the guy. And the league’s concern is that Ovi’s really been physical lately and he’s going to hurt someone. I said, ‘Well, if he hurts someone, suspend him.’ But you can’t suspend someone for something that might happen."

I was particularly distressed by hearing these comments:

Earlier in the segment, McPhee also addressed the earlier Ovechkin hit on Buffalo’s Patrick Kaleta, which had also earned him a game misconduct. This seems to be a considerably more absurd situation, with McPhee asking the league to rescind the penalty, and the league explaining that Ovechkin got the five-minute major because Kaleta was cut, regardless of what did the cutting.

“We believe it was the player’s own shield that cut him, and it was, and the league’s position was well that’s a moot point, he was hurt,” McPhee explained. “And I said, well that doesn’t make sense. If it was a legal check, who cares if he’s hurt or not? If it’s legal, then that’s gonna happen from time to time. It’s a physical sport. If it’s a clean check, if he gets hurt, we’re a contact game and players assume the risk that that might happen from time to time. So I did disagree that he should be kicked out because he was cut, because the player’s own shield cut his face from Ovi’s shoulder. It wasn’t Ovi’s arm, it wasn’t an elbow, it was a shoulder check….The problem was it’s a 237-pound guy hitting a 195-pound guy. And that’s basically what happened.”

by Hystricine on Dec 3, 2009 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

I did see those, and I have to say, even as someone who was ok with the 2-game suspension, GMGM’s argument is pretty strong. It relies upon the perhaps false premise that there has to be intent to injure or injury to result in a suspension, but if that isn’t the rule for suspensions, it probably should be (except for things like leaving the bench, etc.).

The Kaleta stuff is kind of unreal to me. I don’t see Kaleta being cut, much less by his own equipment, as particularly relevant in determining whether to penalize/eject/suspend him. I know it’s a criteria for determining if high-sticking is a minor or double minor, but that’s also idiotic.

by grapejoos on Dec 3, 2009 3:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Kaleta stuff is kind of unreal to me. I don’t see Kaleta being cut, much less by his own equipment, as particularly relevant in determining whether to penalize/eject/suspend him. I know it’s a criteria for determining if high-sticking is a minor or double minor, but that’s also idiotic.

Idiotic is a good description. I’m not even sure how they don’t feel embarrassed stating what they did. It’s doesn’t even seem like a reasonable argument.

by Hystricine on Dec 3, 2009 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

And in my mind, when there’s no intent to injure, and there is no injury, you can’t suspend the guy. And the league’s concern is that Ovi’s really been physical lately and he’s going to hurt someone. I said, ‘Well, if he hurts someone, suspend him.’ But you can’t suspend someone for something that might happen."

That doesn’t make sense to me. You suspend someone for the action, not the consequence. If someone makes the exact same play and instead of a bruise Gleason has a torn knee ligament, I don’t see how that’s any worse. The play is the play, regardless of the result.

From my perspective, saying that someone should only be punished when a reckless hit result in injury is saying that a reckless hit is only wrong when it hurts someone. To me that’s like saying it’s okay to drive drunk as long as you don’t hit anyone.

by David M. Getz on Dec 3, 2009 3:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I would agree with that point. You do suspend the action, you penalize the action, rather than the response.

Blood from a high-stick is considered a factor in calling a double minor, because it’s an obvious injury. I don’t know why high-sticking is singled out for this, but it appears to be just about the only penalty where “is he bleeding” is a factor in whether to call the single minor or the double. Will have to ask the NHLOA about that one…

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by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You suspend someone for the action, not the consequence. If someone makes the exact same play and instead of a bruise Gleason has a torn knee ligament, I don’t see how that’s any worse. The play is the play, regardless of the result.

This is the exact conversation we had the day before… and my example of Cole’s action is still stands to the irrationality of your argument – you can’t reasonably suspend Erik Cole for his reckless elbow that “might have” connected with Brooks Laich’s face harder than it did (and would have injured him) because it didn’t cause an injury (even though it’s clear that was his intent) because it didn’t make full contact with Laich’s face.

Intent and consequences are more fundamental to the purpose of suspension than the actions themselves. No one gets suspended for accidentally high-sticking someone, no matter how reckless it was – but everyone who uses their hockey stick like a weapon with the intention of hitting someone in the face should be suspended (and I would argue, even if it doesn’t cause an injury – if you swing it like a baseball bat at someone, even if it doesn’t connect, they should still consider that intent as more deserving of a suspension than reckless incidental contact).

Driving drunk isn’t a good analogy – it’s not recklessness. Reckless driving (or reckless endangerment) is a more appropriate analogy – and the punishment for reckless driving is considerably less steep than that of drunk driving. I’m not saying you can’t punish someone for wreckiness, I’m saying the punishment isn’t fit to be elevated to the level of a suspension – that’s what the 5 minute major + game misconduct was about.

by Hystricine on Dec 3, 2009 4:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Intent versus non-intent is a different issue – clearly intentionally injuring someone (or trying to) is much worse, which is why incidents like Hunter on Turgeon, Domi on Niedermayer, and Bertuzzi on Moore receive the condemnation they do. I’m not disputing whether there’s a difference between an intentionally dangerous hit and a reckless one.

I’m totally with you in regards to play committed with malice. A play where a guy takes his stick to another guy like a baseball bat and misses should be punished equally severely as one where he makes flush contact – because the actions taken by the player are the same. I feel the same way for a clean hit – if it’s a clean hit that causes injury, well, that’s hockey; it happens. In both cases you base discipline on the action, not the consequence. Why should that change if it’s an unintentional/reckless play?

That’s essentially my point. McPhee’s logic that if Ovechkin makes that play and the result is what it is the applicable punishment one thing and if the injury to Gleason is worse, it’s another? That’s giving different penalties for literally the same play, and that doesn’t make sense to me. I want the same punishment given for the same play. I want dirty player to be punished as dirty player whether or not there’s an injury, reckless plays to be punished as reckless players whether or not there’s an injury, and clean plays to be allowed to stand as clean plays whether or not there’s an injury. I don’t think that’s irrational.

I’m not saying you can’t punish someone for wreckiness, I’m saying the punishment isn’t fit to be elevated to the level of a suspension – that’s what the 5 minute major + game misconduct was about.

I think reasonable people can disagree on that, but that’s not what McPhee was saying when he said "if he hurts someone, suspend him".

by David M. Getz on Dec 3, 2009 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You suspend someone for the action, not the consequence.

I agree with this and it has always irritated me that this is NOT generally how the NHL rules. The most frequent and annoying example being the double-minor for drawing blood by high-sticking.

However, I’m not liking the analogies to drunk driving or speeding. Those things are illegal, so of course one should get punished whether someone got hurt or not. Furthermore in this case Ovie was punished in-game, so I guess the question is what justifies further punishment in the form of suspension? This is the point McPhee was making with regards to the Gleason hit as I see it.

But the larger issue/question I have is this: if it is a clean hit (which is arguable for the Kaleta hit), then there was no infraction in the first place, so why should there be punishment. Of course at game speed officials will sometimes make the wrong call on a hit, but from McPhee’s comments it seems like the Campbell’s argument wasn’t that it was an illegal hit, but that Kaleta got cut. Which does not make sense. Frankly, I just think that the NHL is loathe to overturn an on-ice official’s ruling, because they fell it would undermine the authority of referees.

Finally, over the past few days the meme around these parts is that Ovie is reckless with his hits and thus a suspension is warranted to send him a message to dial it back, pick his hits more carefully, etc… I would love if someone could explain in detail what makes one of Ovie’s hits reckless and another not? Can a legal check be reckless because of its force? Or are his reckless hits actually violations of the charging or boarding rules – too many steps, too fast, poor location? Is the problem Ovie’s reluctance to abort a hit where an attempt is being made to evade (i.e. the opening up his body like a net as one poster described it)? Seriously, I would appreciate some elucidation on the subject.

by darwintheboxer on Dec 3, 2009 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Can a legal check be reckless because of its force?

Richards on Booth. Not against the rules, as enforced lately. But he never should have hit that kid in the head that hard.

I would love if someone could explain in detail what makes one of Ovie’s hits reckless and another not?

On the slew foot, he was out of control as he hit, and therefore took out the guy’s legs. I think he was also out of control on the Kaleta and Gleason hits. The bottom line is that the player he was trying to hit changed his aspect (they both turned away) and Ovechkin didn’t respond appropriately. He needed to have dodged Gleason’s leg once he wasn’t going to make a clean hit. He needed to pull up some on Kaleta when Kaleta turned his back.

Hockey’s fast and Ovechkin is huge — pulling up and changing directions aren’t easy. But he didn’t appear to make the effort to either avoid or temper the impacts once the situations became potentially dangerous. That, to me, is what made them reckless.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Or are his reckless hits actually violations of the charging or boarding rules – too many steps, too fast, poor location?

Yes, they are violations. The Kaleta hit deserved a boarding, IMO, but not 5 minutes. The Gonchar hit deserved a trip. The Gleason hit deserved at least a trip. The Peverly hit deserved a trip. They were all illegal, but none were dirty on their own, in that none were attempts to injure. But at some point he can’t keep dangerously tripping and/or boarding people, even if he’s not trying to hurt them.

I agree with G.O.D. also, except for the Richards part. That wasn’t reckless, he knew what he was doing. That was a targeted head shot. He wasn’t out of control, and Booth didn’t dodge. Richards got him in the crosshairs and went for the kill shot.

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by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, we agree on the Richards hit. You described exactly what I think happened there. It was more than reckless. But I also think it’s currently legal. That’s the point I was trying to make. The rules don’t perfectly cover either recklessness or intent to injure situations.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 3, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Perfectly legal is tricky with charging. The rules, by the plain meaning of the text, could support punishment. But the way that the league has called it “two or more strides” or “left his feet first” don’t. That’s part of the problem with extremely broad rules.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

However, I’m not liking the analogies to drunk driving or speeding. Those things are illegal, so of course one should get punished whether someone got hurt or not.

Expanded, the analogy is: driving:body checking::speeding/running a red light:charging/boarding/kneeing. You’re allowed to do it, but there’s a point at which the level of danger you put others in is unacceptable.

by David M. Getz on Dec 3, 2009 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

In the interest of equal time in the eye candy department

I give you the always lovely Katarina Witt

P.S. As some of you may know, Ms Witt appeared in a noted gentleman’s magazine, but I am working under the common sense theory that such images are not kosher here at the rink.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

See, this is why figure skating is awesome.

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

False.

If I could de-rec I would. So false. I don’t care how hot some of them are, you’ve clearly never had to skate on a sheet of ice after a figure skating session.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

THE RUTS in the neutral zone! AUGH!

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS. CANNOT. BE. REC'D. ENOUGH.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I’m not doubting that it’s extremely difficult. But I sure as hell would have much less incentive to watch if there weren’t hot chicks.

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I wanted to post some eye candy, but I didn’t want it to be just gratuitous eye candy. So I thought originally of women hockey players, but, um…well, I ended up moving on to figure skating.

So it has a connection to the rink…and sort of to The Rink.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not knocking you. I’m knocking any sentiment that “figure skating is awesome.” Some of them may be hot, but that doens’t make their activity awesome.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

They used to be hotter, before for some reason it became a sport for undernourished children. And none hotter than Ms Witt.

Next time I’m bored and there’s been some puckbunny stuff to react to, I’ll do something gratuitous just for you.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

efore for some reason it became a sport activity/hobby for undernourished children.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed! I have my own (very limiting) definition of what is a sport and one of them is:

Sports may be officiated, but not judged.

DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.

by Chris meet Alex on Dec 4, 2009 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

even officiated sports are judged at some level.

(quite honestly, the casualness of which people arbitrarily dismiss judged sports pisses me off.)

by RedBirdie on Dec 4, 2009 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

couldn’t disagree more… judged and officiated are two totally different things in my book.

Officiated = rulebook and rules
Judged = artistic impression = subjective = popularity contest.

yes, officiating includes biases and mistakes, but in general they are attempting to eliminate them, judging is attempting differentiate BECAUSE of them.

DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.

by Chris meet Alex on Dec 4, 2009 1:43 AM EST up reply actions  

The problem may be that you are telling this to a gymnast.

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by gotsparkly on Dec 4, 2009 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

there’s no longer an “artistic impression” component to many judged sports. The rule book for diving and gymnastics (and even skating, but that’s a whole different beast) is ridiculously thick.

yes, officiating includes biases and mistakes, but in general they are attempting to eliminate them, judging is attempting differentiate BECAUSE of them.

In the NHL, if you make a “mistake” like hooking or whatever, you get a deduction, quite literally. The officials (assuming they’re not completely incompetent) remove you from the ice for a specified period of time laid out in the rule book depending of the severity of the infraction. The deduction (or penalty, if you will) in judged sports is no different. Deductions are clearly laid out and taken accordingly in regards to the severity.

by RedBirdie on Dec 4, 2009 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the problem is that two people can watch the same routine and reach the opposite conclusion as to who won. You can’t both watch a hockey game and think the other team won. You can explain the rules to a casual fan and they can watch and know with certainty who the victor was. Not so in judged sports.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 4, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

So I thought originally of women hockey players, but, um

Ahh….Manon Rheaume

by mch on Dec 3, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

My high school assistant coach had a really hot daughter who played hockey. Too bad he was always in the locker room.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

True story

Top 5 most embarrassing moment in my life.

Me: [standing at a trough urinal, draining the kidneys, to the guy next to me]: “See the tits on that girl in white out there?”

Guy standing next to me: “The girl in white?”

Me: “Yeah. Think she puts out?”

GSNTM: “She’s my daughter.”

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope I never have a daughter.

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I’m gonna rec this for honesty.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I have 3.

Karma is a bitch.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m gonna rec this for honesty.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m gonna rec this for consistency.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy SHIT that's funny!!!

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

And this is why we don’t talk about nailing people to strangers in polite society. To avoid beatings.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha. That’s awesome. And then you just stood there awkwardly draining, I assume.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing will clench up a urethra faster than wondering if you’re about to be fighting for your life, as it turns out.

I just kind of mumbled an apology, hot-footed it out to the bar, threw the barman a wad of currency (we were in Mexico) and headed for the door.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably for the best.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Similar story… when my niece was working at McDonald’s in HS, one of the other girls dragged her over to the window, “you’ve GOTTA see this hot guy in the Porsche out here! WOW!” and my niece goes and looks?

“AUGH! THAT’S MY *DAD!!!*”

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this related to the Brett Hull story that hasn’t been told, or am I thinking of someone else here?

"Eloquence, brought to you by a peanut butter, egg and dice sandwich."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 3, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Must be someone else?

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Zephyr, IIRC.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

So, did she?

TWO GAMES ЯEMAINING NOW

by zephyr on Dec 3, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

HA!

Jesus Christ man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing?

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Uh, yeah…not really what I had in mind.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Kelly Stephens, ftw

Better still, I used to skate with her at Highland Ice back in Washington State. And by “skate with” I mean, “she used to skate by me like a pylon.”

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I skated with a couple girls from Dartmouth over the summer. I don’t have an opinion on their looks because I am spoken for, but I understand they were rather attractive.

Defensive sieves.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

My college club team destroyed the women’s varsity team with only 8-9 guys, all hung over or still drunk. They never played us again. And a Minnesota HS boys team beat the Team USA women’s Olympic team a few years back. I find that hysterical.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That is hysterical. I doubt there is a woman in the world who could hang around in the NHL for longer than 15-20 games. I’m sorry.

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

As a skater? There isn’t a single one that could play a game. Sorry.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder how much of that is because “girls don’t play hockey,” and how much will change in the next decade or two.

FЯEE ALEX NOW!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 3, 2009 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it’s more of a biology issue. We’re generally bigger and stronger and faster. And more assholish, which sometimes helps.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

This. It’s not like Mia Hamm playing soccer. If you put them in a full contact situation it’s game over. There’s a reason the women stop playing with the men around high school. I just don’t think there are any women that could win a puck battle against an NHL player. There are plenty of women that play hockey in Canada, but you don’t see any of them playing in the CHL (as skaters, I think there has been a goalie or two) and definitely not in any pro leagues.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

even a solidly build midwestern farm girl is no match for Ovie. Or even Semin, to be quite honest. “above average” height for us girls is still “below average” for guys

by RedBirdie on Dec 3, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. I bet you could take every woman to play Olympic hockey this year and none of them would be able to push Marty St. Louis off the puck.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

I’ve met Angela Ruggiero in person. She looked pretty strong. When I first saw her, I thought she was a shot-putter.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

In minigolf

I’m a shit putter.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? I can’t imagine it rolls that well.

Only YOU can prevent idiots from commenting!

by Knee high to a duck on Dec 3, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Fiber, my friend.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You may be right, but you also know MSL is built like a fire hydrant. I’ve never actually skated with an Olympic quality female. I’m mostly extrapolating from my experience with an NCAA D I team. By men’s standards I’m not a very good hockey player. But I could sure light it up against D I women. I’m assuming NHL men wouldn’t be challenged by any women.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, I dunno, Marty’s a pretty determined SOB, but he’s all of 5’6", with lifts.

by RedBirdie on Dec 3, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Few work harder.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

He's 5'6" tall

with thighs that are 5’6" around.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

And stones.

I hate him. But he’s got stones.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I played against Cami Granato, one of the best woman’s hockey player ever, in a California Mens league (the B league by the way) about a year after she retired, and she wasn’t even the best player on her team. Further, she wouldn’t go into the corners or play much along the boards due to the size and strength difference between her and the guys (most of whom never played above high school).

It’s all about the strength. She was good with the puck but any part of the game that required strength (like a wrist-shot for example) was something she just couldn’t compete against even fat, old beer-leaguers.

DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.

by Chris meet Alex on Dec 4, 2009 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Interesting. I throw out 15-20 because hypothetically maybe there is some chick out there who could skate fast enough and maybe even has decent hands. But the physicality would simply be too much.

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Until you throw a shoulder into her and knock her on her ass. Then she gets up and tries to put you in a rear naked choke but you just drag her around the ice.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

In theory

But this was drop-in, so I wasn’t exactly throwing elbows. She was quick and good with the puck though. Plus, she was really, really cute, so this distracted me.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently you haven't seen

The younger Phaneuf brother rub the lady out on the boards in the exhibition game. He got a little rough and she didn’t like it and jumped on his back trying to choke him.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s a reason me and my friends refer to his older brother as “Phadouche,” and apparently the apple hasn’t fallen far from the . . . other apple.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. It was an exhibition tune up game for Team Canada women and he rubbed her out behind the net.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m guessing she was unsuccesfull in her attempt to choke him.

by Kolzilla on Dec 3, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. It looked more like a sloppy piggy back ride.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of digital activity…

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s a self-pleasure joke there somewhere.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Self? Going digital isn’t strictly a solo activity…

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m a 21st century digital boy.

Listen to Ol' Hank Murphy and eat your damn onions.

by Fehr and Balanced on Dec 3, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Great video.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Point well taken.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

no, figure skating is awesome because it allows us to call a certain twitter’er Mr. Kristi Yamaguchi. And that’s about it.

Katarina was a Stasi agent, btw.

by RedBirdie on Dec 3, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone was a Stasi agent at some point

Even me, and I’d never even been to Germany.

"We’re still working on some things over in Europe, and we’ve been close in the last week or so. Some things get in the way, but we’re just trying to work that out, and hopefully it can be worked out soon."

by D'ohboy on Dec 3, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Good call by you on keeping it SFW.

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by J.P. on Dec 3, 2009 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

After what happened yesterday…. highly agree.

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

What happened yesterday?

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 3, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone posted a NSFW image. Those of us with employers who monitor their internet usage were not pleased (i.e. me).

FЯEE ALEX

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 3, 2009 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

me either. And quite honestly, even if I had been home, I don’t want to see that stuff, and I sure as heck don’t come to the Rink for it.

by RedBirdie on Dec 3, 2009 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

“Washington Capitals prospects Stefan Della Rovere and Cody Eakin have been invited to attend the 2010 Canadian National Junior Team Selection Camp

Is there a Cody Eakin lobby yet? I just know he’s going to be my favorite pet project in a future season.

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Dec 3, 2009 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

For other frequent listeners to XM NHL Home Ice

Do you hate Charles from Texas as much as me? I have to change the channel whenever they take his dumbass calls.

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by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

I missed it. Was he on again today? You called it right. So is James from Md. (OV hater)

If you don't wanna get hit, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!

by dlw66 on Dec 3, 2009 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Frequent caller Radim is a blind faith true believer Flyers homer as well, hate him. Stupid frequent callers.

Charles said to Bettman that “ya’lls” office has screwed up lately by not suspending Ovechkin the first three or four times he made dirty hits this year blah blah blah on and on. I just can’t stand to listen to his wandering, rambling bullshit.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad i missed that. Most of the frequent callers make me want to scream " DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE GAMES?" Idiots are everywhere in life though. Sucks for the ones that bring a good strong opinion. Some ones are quite good.

If you don't wanna get hit, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!

by dlw66 on Dec 3, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Olie Kolzig inducted to hall of fame!!

ECHL hall of fame, via NorfolkAdmirals twitter.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 3, 2009 4:33 PM EST reply actions  

Well gang,

There’s now an open thread on the Alex Ovetjkin blog for fans to write their support for Ovi.

Here’s the link:

http://alexovetjkin.blogspot.com/2009/12/lets-support-ovi-open-thread.html

Or you can get to it through the “Washington Hockey Daily” page or the Capitals Friendly Blog page.

Rocking the Red since 1975

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