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Erskine’s new nickname + Mile High Hockey’s poetic recap. Coincidence?

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 16, 2009 7:15 AM EST reply actions  

1 assist and a +3, fights a big guy for boarding Mike Green. Waive him now.

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Dec 16, 2009 7:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Lost in Erskine’s thuglife-esque line was the third period work of 3 (stupid DoG aside), 27 and 55, all of whom skated a ton in altitude.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 16, 2009 8:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I believe Alzner said “now I know what Mike Green feels like playing all those minutes.”

Also, Poti played 11 of the 18 minutes in the 3rd for which he wasn’t in the box.

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by J.P. on Dec 16, 2009 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

And he didn’t cost the Caps the game, huh..

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

What was his PK clear %?

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by J.P. on Dec 16, 2009 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t see a single blown clearing attempt on the PK. Might have been one at even strength, but we’re not looking for those.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

So where is the Tom Poti PK Clearing Attempt Tracker? I expect it to be posted soon.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 16, 2009 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I know it wasn’t on the PK, but another delay of game penalty has to count for something :)

by Yoshietree on Dec 16, 2009 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Hasn’t been a problem this year, not gonna sweat it yet.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I know. Last night it came at an inopportune time…it being a possible SO and all…but I’m just trying to poke.

by Yoshietree on Dec 16, 2009 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

It's a failed clear that hurts the team!

He sucks!

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU hurt the team.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that! Some asshole punched me in the head 3 times and I didn’t retaliate and still got a matching MINOR! Fuck that. But he was their best player and we were defending a 2 goal lead so everyone on the team complimented me for my “good PIM.” Fuck that. If I knew I was getting 2 I would have sucker punched that guy in his fucking chin. Asshole.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s the spirit!

Fun fact: A popular opinion can still be stupid.

by RedBirdie on Dec 16, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I scored a SHG among my customary two or three points per game on Monday. But your PIMs, yeah.. those are.. big contribution.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

C league right? Maybe I’ll come slum it and teach you a thing or two.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, you should be thinking the other way: “I should recruit this donkey.”

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha. I’m not in a position of power to recruit. Plus, I don’t need the job competition.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

There was at least one awful one on an early PK. But he was a trooper last night, for sure.

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by J.P. on Dec 16, 2009 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe I missed it.

I realized DVR would really help in this exercise, if I felt like getting serious about it. Too bad I have student loans to pay off.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Better yet, sign him to a long-term extension based on one statistically solid game.

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by J.P. on Dec 16, 2009 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Better yet, sign him to a long-term extension based on one statistically solid lucky game.

Is better now.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Sigh.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Resign yourself to at least another year of hot pocket.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Can’t think of hot pockets without thinking of Jim Gaffigan.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Or manatees.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I take it you already looked at the “Fight for Old DC” link above. That picture is hilarious.

by mechanicsville on Dec 16, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice. I hadn’t checked that link. But MMH also had a hot pocket comment in their recap so I was wondering if I missed something from the GDTs. Serves me right for not doing the reading.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

This isn’t CI, you can’t skate by without the required reading.

"And next year it will be ours."

by Ovechwin on Dec 16, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s content above the comments?

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

No. Not usually.

Caps fan in Minnesota

by ennisj471 on Dec 16, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

(referring to CI, not here.)

Caps fan in Minnesota

by ennisj471 on Dec 16, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Good luck, there were seemingly thousands of posts last night. Hours of material right there.

by Kolzilla on Dec 16, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

At MHH Liles = hot pocket.

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You know some times Jimmy you get what we adults call a “Hot Pocket”… whispers hot pocket

by MetalCap on Dec 16, 2009 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

A little over the top, yes? He’s a solid, reliable #5 or #6 on this team. He’s on the books for one more year at $1.25M and that’s just about right with the talent coming up from Hershey.

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Dec 16, 2009 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s a solid, reliable #5 or #6 #7 on this team, with the talent coming up from Hershey.

A little copy-editing.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, I might be able to buy this. #5 or #6? No way. Reliable? Nyet.

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by J.P. on Dec 16, 2009 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow, +11 gets you nothing here. Good thing BB thinks otherwise.

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Dec 16, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, +11 gets you nothing here.

Plus minus is a pretty mediocre stat, and it really isn’t indicative of reliability/consistency. Semin led the team in +/- last year, and I don’t think anyone would call him consistent.

Good thing BB thinks otherwise.

Boudreau plays Erskine less than any other defenseman, doesn’t play him with a man down very often, and carefully manages his opponents. I’m not sure Boudreau sees him as a 5-6 in the NHL. Seven who can play regularly, sure. A sixth, maybe. But anything more than that…I haven’t seen any indication Boudreau feels that way, and it’s not like the Capitals have a stable of stud defensemen taking away his ice time.

by David Getz on Dec 16, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus minus is a pretty mediocre stat, and it really isn’t indicative of reliability/consistency.

Yet, this is the first stat most Jeff Schultz fans point to. (Oh snap.)

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

It gains validity over time, in my opinion. But I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that most people who come up with "Schultz sucks!!!!1 don’t want to hear about any statistics beyond what’s in a standard stat line.

by David Getz on Dec 16, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

A quick question – do you actually, like, watch the games? Because it’s fairly clear from watching that Erskine just shouldn’t be an NHL regular.

Yes, Erskine is +11. In 2006-2007, he was -13 in only 29 games played, which is impressive, given that the worst minus rating on the team that year was Zubrus at -16, and he played in twice as many games.

What’s the difference here? In 2006-2007, the Caps sucked and frequently got outscored by their opponent. In 2009-10 (thus far) not so much. I’ll give you a guess as to how much marginal difference Erskine has made between the 06-07 and 09-10 squad. The guy happens to be on the ice when we score – that’s it. He is +11 and only has 3 assists. How do you think that happens? Does he have some magical skill that allows him to will things into happening?

If that doesn’t convince you: Semin was +25 last year and Aucoin was +5. Steckel was +2 and Laich was -1. If you were killing a penalty in the last minute of a playoff game, which pair would you want on the ice?

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

depends. are we losing?
I might stick Sascha out there in place of Laich (I’m counting on Stecks to do the FO.) Jizz can hold his own on the PK. Not my first choice on the PK by all the means, but compared to Laich he’s not a bad alternative.

(fwiw, I completely agree with you that +/- is a stupidly misleading stat.)

by Vinn on Dec 16, 2009 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

“Because it’s fairly clear from watching that Erskine just shouldn’t be an NHL regular.”

Quick, alert BB and GMGM, they must not be watching!

Just shoot me.

by OldPhil on Dec 16, 2009 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Erskine has been in this league for the better part of 9 seasons, and he’s never played more than 52 games for either the Stars, Isles or Caps. In the case of both the Isles and Caps, some of those years were pretty barren talent-wise. Now I know what you’re going to say: Erskine has been injured a lot. And you’d be right. But he’s also a healthy scratch a lot, because the people running the franchises that he plays for have realized that he’s not an everyday NHL defenseman. GMGM and Boudreau both know this.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

And, IMO, injuries matter. Ask the Flyers about Simone Gagne.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus/minus doesn’t factor penalty minutes, so that’s a moot point. The answer, however, is I’d put Semin and Steckel out there, provided Semin wasn’t the guy in the box.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you’re misunderstanding the meaning of “moot,” since what I said had nothing to do with taking penalties. The example was meant to demonstrate how silly it is to use +/- as a statistic denoting defensive capability, since the Caps’ best +/- players tend to be offensive players such as Ovie and Semin.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You missed my point entirely.

Semin was +25 last year and Aucoin was +5. Steckel was +2 and Laich was -1. If you were killing a penalty in the last minute of a playoff game, which pair would you want on the ice?

Playing on the PK never adversely affects your plus minus, so why should we use it to determine who should be out there on a penalty kill? Irrelevant is the term I was looking for.

Regardless, Erskine is not an offensive dynamo, nor is he out there to penalty kill, so that’s a silly argument. At best for the team, his job is to be a 6/7 D-man, and now that Alzner is up for good, he should be. If injuries hadn’t taken Mo out of the game, he’s not even paired with Green.

+/- isn’t a great stat, but it’s not one you can completely toss out of the window. I look at it as “Lucky, good, or for whatever reason, good or bad things happen with this guy on the ice.”

If Erskine is +11, that means something more than “he’s out there with good players.” You don’t like the guy, I get it.

It’s fairly clear, from my watching, that Erskine should not be out against top line talent, but against third and fourth liners (And Sean Avery) he’s more than capable.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

And you missed mine entirely. At what point in a game would you put our your best defensive players, the guys you trust to keep the puck out of the net come hell or high water? During a penalty kill. How could you make that more extreme? Have it be in the last minute of a playoff game. . .

I was setting up a silly and extreme example in order to prove a point, namely that +/- isn’t really a defensive statistic. If it were, you’d want Ovie, Schultz, BMo and Green (Caps top four in +/-) out there during the most defensively demanding point in the game. While you could certainly do worse than that foursome, you could also do a lot better if you just ignore +/-.

I’ll use another, historical example. Harry Sinden used to compare Bobby Orr and Ray Bourque by saying that he’d put Orr out if he were down by a goal in the last minute and Bourque out if he were up by a goal in the last minute – with the implication being that Orr was more offensively capable and Bourque was more defensively capable. Orr’s career +/- was +597!!! (Holy Living Hell!!!) Bourque’s +528 (in 10 more seasons) was somewhat lame by comparison.

What’s my point? Plus/minus by itself is an unbelievably misleading statistic, particularly when people use it as a proxy for defensive responsibility, as the person above has been doing with regard to Erskine. A high plus/minus can mean that a player’s just so good offensively that his pluses outweigh his minuses. Or it can mean that a player never plays against the opposition’s best players. Or, in the case of Erskine, it can mean that a guy is just plain lucky to be on the ice when his teammates score, and his teammates happen to score a lot.

But perhaps I’m being too theoretical, so I’ll give you a good, and recent concrete example. In 2006-2007, Brian Campbell of the Buffalo Sabres scored 6 goals had 42 assists was +28. In 2005-2006, he had 12 goals and 32 assists, yet was a minus 14. Both seasons, he put up around 45 points, and yet there’s a 42 point swing in his plus/minus. Why? Here’s why: in 2005-6, the Sabres were collectively an even team, whereas in 2006-7, they were plus 61. Removing 2006-7, Campbell is -13 on his career. Given that data, and what you’ve seen of Brian Campbell when he plays, which do you think is more likely:

A) Brian Campbell is a defensively responsible player who happened to have one bad year;
B) Brian Campbell is a horrible defensive player who “stepped it up” for one year;
C) Brian Campbell has always been roughly the same player – a talented offensive defenseman who’s prone to defensive lapses and ill-timed turnovers, but in 2006-7, the team around him was so good that it inflated his +/-;
D) Plus/minus is a bogus stat in isolation;
E) I’m grumpy and belligerent today; or
F) C through E.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

As a guy that just took a multiple choice test of A-M answers

All I have to say is fuck you.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

As a guy who’s wicked grumpy for some reason (probably because today is my rest day off the bike, and with no exercise, I get aggro), I have this to say:

“Fuck You, Baltimore!”

Video definitely NSFW.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

If any of us are still at work, it’s time to go home.

by DrinkingPartner on Dec 16, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m still at work, but I’m working from home. How depressing.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 17, 2009 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

that Erskine link is pretty funny. I can get behind the new nickname.

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Because now I can justify browsing and commenting during the work day with the argument that I am promoting my business.

by Sombrero Guy on Dec 16, 2009 7:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I woke up my dad ‘cause I was laughing so hard at the video. I don’t think I’ll ever look at Erskine without having to sing the Hot Pockets jingle in my head now.

♫ Hot Pockets~ ♫

by beta on Dec 16, 2009 7:48 AM EST up reply actions  

If baseball has the Hot Corner, hockey can have a Hot Pocket.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 16, 2009 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

You should watch this then.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw that. Went and watched all his stand-up stuff on Youtube, haha. I especially love the cake one. :D

by beta on Dec 17, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

From Mile High Hockey
DVR’d it. Saw the box score. FFWD to Koci incident. Smile. FFWD to Galliardi Goal. Delete.

Can’t tell if it’s MG52 hate or Koci love.

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Dec 16, 2009 7:18 AM EST reply actions  

either way its ridiculous.

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by Sombrero Guy on Dec 16, 2009 7:43 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s one of the few good points in the game for the Avs fans, honestly. But no, there’s no love for Koci on there.

Unleash the Alex!

by gotsparkly on Dec 16, 2009 7:53 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s bad for Koci if even his own team’s fans don’t support him.

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Dec 16, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Boudreau is so wrong about Koci — dude has TWO goals in six years.

by patred48 on Dec 16, 2009 8:37 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thats just because it is news. I would do the same thing only stopping for all of the goals that Caps scored.

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 16, 2009 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s worth adding that the commenter in question, “Pinchy the Lobster”, has this as a sig:

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

I wouldn’t think too hard about this stupid comment. The Mile High Hosts including Mike are far more representative, I think.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 16, 2009 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Admit it though, his screen name made you giggle.

by Cluster on Dec 16, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

One stupider commentor says nothing about the quality of the blog on which s/he’s commenting. At least, I sure as hell hope not.

Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world

by J.P. on Dec 16, 2009 9:27 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

agreed. hotdog88gt, you can’t post that quote without attributing it to a commenter. i would never have bothered to click through and assumed the blog author/editor had written it.

by Natty Bumppo on Dec 16, 2009 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I spent the 2nd and third period between here and MHH, and that post definitely isn’t representative.

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

No, they’ve got a great community over there.

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by J.P. on Dec 16, 2009 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Most certainly do.

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah they do. Great people.

Unleash the Alex!

by gotsparkly on Dec 16, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

And that “All Things Avs” blog link is outstanding. Really good stuff on Jose.

by mechanicsville on Dec 16, 2009 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

This comment is NOT indicative of the editorial stance of MHH nor the general consensus of MHH members. Read the updated recap of the game and the comments below.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 16, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Those of us who were on the thread last night know that, Joe. Thanks for being fantastic hosts.

Unleash the Alex!

by gotsparkly on Dec 16, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

No worries Joe. I’m actually an Avs fan in my spare time and I wander over to your parts pretty frequently. I should probably comment some, but I’m already stretched over here and I just got Gamecenter Live this year.

Out of curiosity, what the hell was with all the empty seats last night? I know attendance at the Can has been rough (I was at the Nashville game before Thanksgiving), but that was pretty pathetic. The Avs have shown their start wasn’t a total fluke, and the Caps are the most exciting team in the league with the best player in the world??? Do you think the Nugs’ and Rox’s relative success is siphoning money away?

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny you mention being an Avs fan. I was a closet Avs fan for awhile too. It started when Keith Jones was traded there back in the day, then Kono, then Hunter.

by Cluster on Dec 16, 2009 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a Patrick Roy Avs jersey among my collection that I enjoy wearing. I may pull it out again later this week for the hell of it.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Ticket prices are astronomical at The Can compared to the product on the ice. Even with some outstanding young talent, the team is poorly promoted in general. Without Sakic, Forsberg and Roy, there’s no big star draw to get butts in seats. Stastny is a superstar in the making, but he’s not there yet, and he doesn’t have the charisma or the mystique that past Avalanche centers have had. He still comes across like a little kid.

Also, with the economy being what it is and Denver having three other pro teams (three of which are currently playing), hockey has fallen off of people’s list of things to do.

There’s lots of factors, but mostly the awful season last year, the lack of big names on the team and the high cost of attendance is keeping fans at home.

Mile High Hockey: Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, hating the Wings.

by Joe Dunman on Dec 16, 2009 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I like how you guys call it “The Can”. Makes it sound like a Gentleman’s Club.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s mostly what I figured. Still, disappointed that they couldn’t turn out for the Caps.

The night I was there, I saw some guy wearing a Wings jersey. I really wanted to punch him. I can’t help it.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to be pretty much indifferent to the Wings, but spending a few minutes on Abel to Yzerman made me DESPISE them. If there was ever a fanbase that needed a reality check, and a comeuppance, its that one.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Abel to Yzerman is crazy. Also, the Wings fans I know in real life are like them.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

A2Y really is the tin foil hat crowd. bat shit crazy. Chief and his buddies over there are all that is wrong with Wings fans, even if their takedowns of Penguins fans dumb enough to post there are deeply amusing.

Fun fact: A popular opinion can still be stupid.

by RedBirdie on Dec 16, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

The Wings were my team growing up. I was never that nutso. Those were the Yzerman years. Meeeemorrieeesss.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 16, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s always at least one asshole in a wings jersey and one asshole in a pens jersey at every professional hockey game.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s in the NHL League rules.

by bigeugene on Dec 16, 2009 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

AHL too.

Can’t speak for ECHL.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess everyone in Denver still things the Avs are the same sucky team they were last year. It takes fans a little while to get convinced that a turnaround has taken place. (If they’re still near the top when Feb rolls around, the fans should start getting more convinced. Of course, by then, there won’t be any more football.)

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Dec 16, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it has more to do with the Nugs and Rox being so good and the economy being so bad, rather than football. The Broncos consistently sell out regardless, so the Avs are competing with the Nugs and Rox for sports dollars.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Still when football season’s over, there will be one less thing competing for entertainment dollars in Denver, so that should improve the odds for the Avs to draw fans.

(If not, the fans in Quebec City can lobby to buy the Avs and return the Nordiques back to their original home.)

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Dec 16, 2009 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

The only thing more outrageous than that hit? Lisa Hillary’s holiday sweater on the CSN broadcast.

/Blackwell’d

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 16, 2009 7:34 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Yeah. That was….ugh.

Unleash the Alex!

by gotsparkly on Dec 16, 2009 7:53 AM EST up reply actions  

What was worse, in my estimation, was Michael Jernkin’s complete inability to come up with some witty remarks about her sweater. You could tell he was trying his hardest, but the snark just wasn’t rolling off the tongue like it should have been. It was pretty late though, to be fair.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 16, 2009 8:06 AM EST up reply actions  

As far as enjoying the CSN holiday party goes, I’m guessing one of them might have been in second or third gear.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 16, 2009 8:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure they were doing some celebrating of their own.

Unleash the Alex!

by gotsparkly on Dec 16, 2009 8:29 AM EST up reply actions  

You mean his comment “my eyes hurt” wasn’t clever enough for you? hah!

Only funny part about that sweater situation was her embarrassment as they closed the broadcast with a 20-second extreme close-up of her chest.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I had to snicker when he said the sweater resembled a ‘holiday fruitcake’

by mch on Dec 16, 2009 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you mug a homeless guy for that rag?

So, how’s that knitting class you’re taking coming along?

Let me guess… you lost a bet with Koken.

That was stylish… in 1974

You need to have a long talk with your “Secret Santa”

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 16, 2009 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t see it, but it sounds like it was just a terrible sweater. Are we talking something Coogi-esque?

Or Andy Willaims-esque?

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

-Williams….spell fail.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Subject line fail too. We need some way to hide those sweaters. I guess I’ll just turn down the brightness on my laptop screen.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 16, 2009 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Like Ted Nugent’s pecs, they should be enjoyed in their full glory

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Get me a picture of Cosby in a sweater and some zubaz pants holding a guitar and a cross bow. Then I’m sold.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 16, 2009 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh how I wish I knew photoshop.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh. I could do it if I weren’t at work. Although, I think the sheer awesomeness of that image would cause my computer to crash, so it would be risky.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 16, 2009 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

More like the Williams sweater. I was only half watching and getting ready to turn out the light for sleep, so I didn’t really see it in all it’s glory. But I got the gist of it.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 16, 2009 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but Andy Williams is the MF Christmas song KING.

Russian Machine very rarely breaks.

by macvechkin on Dec 16, 2009 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Well…I like that one if only because it seems like they lose every time they wear it. That Avs third jersey is hideous though, and it’s obvious no thought went into it whatsoever. I enjoyed the Konwalchuk-era Avs third jersey.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Looks like Michael Jackson behind that mask.

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Dec 16, 2009 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Well…Jose has had to look at the man in the mirror a lot recently

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

And here…we…go

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 16, 2009 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I just can’t stop till I get enough :)

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

BP wishes we would all just beat it and head to a fanpost or something.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

but…we can’t stop ’till we get enough.

by ns on Dec 16, 2009 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I never thought he was entertaining. Shoo.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

On the contrary, I enjoy it. It’s Human Nature.

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists (and a couple good hockey players)."

by Bald Pollack on Dec 16, 2009 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

WM feels it is Bad.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

WM secretly loves making puns. He’s just In The Closet.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 16, 2009 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t even get two of the last three.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

The game last night sure wasn’t a Thriller..

"And next year it will be ours."

by Ovechwin on Dec 16, 2009 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

you wanna be startin’ somethin’?!?!

by ns on Dec 16, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey now, Why You Wanna Trip On [Ovechwin]?

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 16, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, too bad we lost one of our Pretty Young Things to injury and another was held scoreless.

The artist formerly known as thehoagster07

by what Juneau about that? on Dec 16, 2009 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Worst sweater ever? Depends on whether or not any of those proposed Caps 3rd sweaters are adopted.

Just say no to 3rd sweaters. I can live with a ‘throwback’ uni that comes out once in a while, and I’m not talking about throwing back to any of those hideous mid-90s incarnations.

Russian Machine very rarely breaks.

by macvechkin on Dec 16, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The barbershop pole on crack the Habs have have actually started to grow on me.

Unleash the Alex!

by gotsparkly on Dec 16, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Like a fungus?

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Bad, isn’t it? They’re impossible to watch on the ice, though.

Unleash the Alex!

by gotsparkly on Dec 16, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The barber shops are awesome in still shots or live, but awful on television (and radio).

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that’s a fungus.

Unleash the Alex!

by gotsparkly on Dec 16, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That duck looks like it has a giant rack.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 16, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder why Lisa Hillary was wearing this Ducks jersey last night?

"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Redskins general counsel David Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference."

by Sct112 on Dec 16, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

From the era when all things brutal and grownup — hockey, Las Vegas — were temporarily turned cartoonish and family-friendly. (And I say this as someone whose second team is Anaheim.)

"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."

by CapitalCentre on Dec 16, 2009 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I counter with Burger King

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

OK where’s the puke emoticon?

by Kolzilla on Dec 16, 2009 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Or this...(teeth on gorilla should be clenched here)

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Dec 16, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohhh.. it’s a gorilla…

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. “Al Gorilla” to be exact. My wife has been going to games with me for several years and she always thought it was the Abominable Snowman.

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Dec 16, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It might be the worst logo in the league, and that’s saying something.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much far and away worst in the AHL… but in the ECHL, we have:

the Victoria Salmon Kings!

by IRockTheRed on Dec 16, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I love it.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 17, 2009 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Things are just ducky with him

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Dec 16, 2009 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Dec 16, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this one because I hate all things Black and Gold.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

As a UMCP alum, that kinda hurts…

Maryland, We’re all behind you,
Raise high the Black and Gold.
For there is nothing quite so glorious,
As to see our team victorious.

We got the team boys,
We got the steam boys.
So keep on fighting – don’t give in.
M A R Y L A N D
Maryland, will Win.

Caps fan in Minnesota

by ennisj471 on Dec 16, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, you guys have fun fight songs. We had one we were using illegally with “Buzz Buzz Buzz! Here come the hornets! Sting sting sting! Watch out the Hornets!”

Now it’s

Down in the valley
You can hear a mighty buzz
All our rivals fear us
and we know this fact because
We are Shenandoah
and with our Red and Blue
We’ll fight for alma mater
And for Hornet Vict’ry too.

I don’t even remember the words to the Alma Mater, but I know it opens with “We are the Portals, noble inspiring, Champions of our youth.”

Yeah, no thanks.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The Maryland victory song is pretty bad ass. This is true.

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 16, 2009 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

My beef with that? They play it during the game, and play the fight song when we’re losing (we heard it a lot in football this year). Victory songs should be saved for victories. You don’t see the Caps playing the ‘Victory’ clips when they’re down 2 goals in the third.

by terpgrrl on Dec 17, 2009 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s still ugly. (But then again, I think any uni associated with the Penguins is ugly since I’m a Penguin hater.)

Rocking the Red since 1975

by CapsFan75 on Dec 16, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Go about 1:30 in

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 16, 2009 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

There are Midwestern elementary school teachers who think that sweater is hideous.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh. My. God. ick.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 16, 2009 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I used this video to vote that the Wizards would go 0-4 out west.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly, he worked some week attempts in there, but nothing inspired. I was looking for something like:

“This was a statement game, and the only thing louder than the Capitals’ statement tonight is Lisa’s sweater.”

“Craig Anderson had a pretty ugly game out there. The only thing uglier that I have seen recently is that sweater Lisa is wearing.”

“Kyle Wilson might have a bright future in this league. It’s too bad his performance was eclipsed by the glare off Lisa’s sweater.”

"So much on my mind I just can't recline. Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine."

by Laich It Or Lump It on Dec 16, 2009 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

He could have at least made some sort of “sweater puppies” joke.

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

It was Lisa Hillary.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 8:52 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

+1 B Cup

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

“If you put that sweater on ice girls it would make for a very effective Craig Anderson deterrent.”

by BradleyFightingVehicle on Dec 16, 2009 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought he did a good job with it, both keeping his comments PC and doing it all while being completely plastered from the holiday party. they were both LIT.

Her reaction to the spinster comment had me rolling.

by FFSEnough on Dec 16, 2009 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Some folks think poretty highly of all Lisa’s sweaters but that one is/was pretty ridiculous…

by markbona-capsfan99 on Dec 16, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Lisa Hillary, meet Ambush makeover.

Russian Machine very rarely breaks.

by macvechkin on Dec 16, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of Erksine, I find it funny that after many people (including myself) have complained all season long about how the caps never stand up for their teammates (and it always seems to be green) after dirty hits, nobody really seemed to laud Erskine for stepping in there for his downed teammate. I think he played a solid game on the whole too.

While I do agree that having a guy like Erskine (or another “real” enforcer) on the team isn’t going to strike fear in dirty players minds, it will allow the goons such as Koci to “contribute their part” by scrapping with another goon therefore preventing a hit like this. I think the most famous example can be seen in the Todd Brettuzi/Steve Moore debacle. Bretuzzi had no one to fight to express his anger and took it out on Moore.

Resign Semin so I don't have to buy yet another new jersey.

by Ovechkin on Dec 16, 2009 8:58 AM EST reply actions  

I thought the Bertuzzi-Moore incident was started because of a play in an earlier game where Moore knocked out a Canucks player (Markus Naslund maybe?). I think some have said that the Canucks coach at the time put a “bounty” on Moore’s head. So it wasn’t that Bertuzzi was looking for anyone to take his anger out on, per se, he was looking specifically for Moore.

by BradleyFightingVehicle on Dec 16, 2009 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough there was a lot more going on in the Bretuzzi incident (I was kinda trying to make an extreme example), but I think its reasonable to assume, given what’s happened so far this season, that there are some players who are specifically targeting the caps young guns, kind of like Bertuzzi was going after Moore (again, acknowledging that there is a vast difference between this situation and that). I’m just proposing that if we “entertain” the goons with a good round of fisticuffs early on, they’re far less likely to go headhunting later on in the game.

Resign Semin so I don't have to buy yet another new jersey.

by Ovechkin on Dec 16, 2009 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I did see a bit in the GDT, but I feel as though it was still much lower than it would have been if say, Bradely, Clark, or Laich had stepped in. And as for the recap, I see mentions of Erskine, but don’t feel as though any of it was really that positive.

Resign Semin so I don't have to buy yet another new jersey.

by Ovechkin on Dec 16, 2009 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s more a factor of a) it being really late when said recap was written and b) having just ten bullet points to discuss the game.

But yes, I was very proud of Erskine for stepping in and taking care of business. In my mind, he’s all the enforcer we need on nights like this – and he had a decent game, especially considering the shortened bench by the end. I’m probably not as much of an Erskine-hater as some others around here, though, so I find less of a reason to single him out on a regular basis, good or bad ;)

by Becca H on Dec 16, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll also praise Erskine here. Look, I am not a believer that having a goon can prevent this stuff, but someone needs to do something when a hit like that happens to anyone on the team, much less a young gun. Erskine did his job right there, and if he had wilted in that moment (especially given that Koci is a true heavyweight), I would have questioned his role on this team, solid play last night aside. Erskine knows his job, and I tip my hat to him for doing it well. Some things are worth an instigator, and that was one of them.

by grapejoos on Dec 16, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Well said, especially the “wilted in the moment” part. Erskine’s reaction was not of the “well, I guess I should react here since the crowd is ooooing”. I knew as soon as he got up off the ice that his gloves were coming off. I don’t get that feeling too often with this team.

by Cluster on Dec 16, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

That play didn’t “deserve” an instigator, but it did deserve a fight.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that right? The rule may be dumb, but that seemed like an instigating situation to me. Then again, I haven’t seen a replay to see when Koci’s gloves come off. Whether it was one or not, it was worth 2 minutes. Frankly, Erskine could have taken more than 2 mins of the PP and I’d still be in favor of it. His actions may not deter anyone, but they’re essential for the locker room.

by grapejoos on Dec 16, 2009 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I buy your argument. The Bertuzzi situation isn’t as simple as that (and it’s not like he was the official team goon anyway), and dirty players are going to be dirty no matter what.

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by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

nobody really seemed to laud Erskine for stepping in there for his downed teammate

I saw plenty of love going Hot Pocket’s way for that. GDT, Recap, etc. Or do you mean “nobody outside the Rink”?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 16, 2009 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I did see a bit in the GDT, but I feel as though it was still much lower than it would have been if say, Bradely, Clark, or Laich had stepped in. And as for the recap, I see mentions of Erskine, but don’t feel as though any of it was really that positive.

Resign Semin so I don't have to buy yet another new jersey.

by Ovechkin on Dec 16, 2009 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I think most of us went quickly through “good on you Oisk” to the need for a suspension, and to the hole that left in the Caps’ lineup the rest of the night (only 3 defensemen while Oisk served his 10 minute misconduct). To some extent we expect that out of Erskine. I also think people didn’t dwell on it because, well, he lost the fight.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 16, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Losses or wins don’t really change whether you stood up for your guy. If you lose, Green still goes into that locker room, sees you with a swollen nose, and knows you’re willing to do what it takes to demand accountability. Unfortunately, it doesn’t always work that way.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I just don’t see Erskine losing a fight to Koci as providing much accountability for Koci. If Erskine had beat the snot out of him, sure. But this result doesn’t strike me as much of a deterrent.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 16, 2009 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Good on Erskine for stepping up for Green, especially given the size and pugilistic skill of the guy he took on. Koci pretty much handed Hot Pocket his lunch there, but he stood and took it like a pastry stuffed with grade D meat.

The problem with your “real enforcer” hypothesis is that, in this type of game, the fight between the two goons probably wouldn’t have happened anyhow, because the Caps went up so quickly. Midway through the 2nd (I believe), he tried to go with Brads and Brads turned him down. Brash likely would have done the same thing. The game’s pretty much over by that point. Koci’s behavior wouldn’t have been affected by the presence of a goon one way or the other – the guy is a cementhead.

What last night did demonstrate, however, is why it’s problematic to have a defenseman as your enforcer. True, the situation was extreme, with both Green and ShaMo out with injuries, but shit happens. The Caps were left with 3 defenseman, and only 2 once Poti took his penalty.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 9:29 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BB really nails it in the press conference in basically saying that the root of the problem is that guys like Koci are allowed to play in the NHL in the first place. They contribute nothing at all to the quality of the game. It’s absurd that the Caps should even have to consider replacing a well-rounded fourth-line forward or third line center just to account for guys like Koci. But here we are…

by Kolzilla on Dec 16, 2009 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I was actually thinking of doing a fanpost on this later, but work might intervene. Essentially, I think the NHL needs to fine/suspend guys like Koci out of the league. I don’t want to get rid of fighting, or tough guys, but I think that worse than marginal NHL players like Koci need to be held to different (more stringent) standards of conduct, because they essentially contribute nothing on the ice. Brashear could at least skate a regular shift – Koci can’t even manage that. He serves no function other than to fight and to pull crap like last night. However, because of his size and the fact that he’s only on the ice for 4 minutes per night, the only guys he ever fights are other guys like him. Enforcers in the age of the instigator rule and the “staged fight” have become self-licking ice cream cones that occasionally dole out lickings to guys like Green.

Grand Rapids A-Go-Go

by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

He serves no function other than to fight and to pull crap like last night

We just did a recent history of Koci… You’re comment is pretty much spot on.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 16, 2009 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I like it. To that end, a 10-game suspension for Koci would be a nice start in sending a message to the rest of the goons that this kind of thing is going to be rooted out.

by Kolzilla on Dec 16, 2009 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Using the Ovechkin suspension logic; Koci’s a repeat offender, he deliberately and maliciously ran an unsuspecting guy from behind into the boards and it resulted in an injury. If Ovie gets two games for his hit on Gleason then Koci deserves 2-3 times that.

by b.orr4 on Dec 16, 2009 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Can’t remember if I said it before on this thread or elsewhere, but that hit looked an awful lot like the one that got that kid kicked out of juniors forever.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 16, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually worse. But I have a huge problem with analogizing NHL discipline to amateur discipline.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I agree. I don’t think Koci should be thrown out of the league. But both hits were dirty for the same reasons.

(I think Koci shouldn’t get signed by any team in the offseason because he’s useless, but that’s another story)

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 16, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I agree. I don’t think Koci should be thrown out of the league. But both hits were dirty for the same reasons.

(I think Koci shouldn’t get signed by any team in the offseason because he’s useless, but that’s another story)

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 16, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

If he wants to do that garbage, he can go play in the LNAH.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Brash sez

Actually, probably not.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Couldn’t agree more with you. We don’t need an enforcer.

But I do like JP’s notion of reopening the debate on team toughness. I didn’t catch all of the game and obviously it was a great result for the Caps, but what I did see was an aggressive Colorado team that finished its checks and banged Ovie and other skilled players every chance they got. Our fourth line and Ovie (though not so much last night) finish checks, and Shamo and Jurcina I guess on the back line, but we really don’t have enough moderately skilled grit. As has been brought up in the “Spend Leonsis’ Money” fanpost, having a couple of guys like Jackman and Nolan I think would do wonders for this team. Guys who play their positions pretty well, but have grit, finish their checks hard and will drop ’em if necessary. #needsmoreedge IMHO

by Reckless on Dec 16, 2009 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Jeebus, I wish we had a player like Chris Stewart. That kid’s a stud. Mabye Osala in a year or so? Fingers crossed.

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by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 11:20 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’ve never see Osala play in Hershey so don’t have an impression on his edge/toughness. But looks like his PIMs are up this year, maybe he’s gaining that side of his game. And he’s a Fin — those guys are generally pretty scrappy.

With you on Stewart.

by Reckless on Dec 16, 2009 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Stewie’s weird, because he wasn’t supposed to be as good as his older brother, but thus far he’s much better.

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by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

To me that’s more of a condemnation of one brother than a compliment for the other. But yeah, good for the younger guy.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

And we get stuck with the worse brothers (Seabrook, Bouchard,…..Schultz)

by Reckless on Dec 16, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, Ian Schultz is a Blues prospect.

"It's like water. You want to drink it. You will drink it."

by Steck It Out on Dec 16, 2009 3:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But I can’t judge him, as I have never seen him play.

"It's like water. You want to drink it. You will drink it."

by Steck It Out on Dec 16, 2009 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeff and Nick aren’t related to my knowlege.

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by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine either, but Jeff and Ian are.

And, if they were …

Jeff Schultz: 1-6-7, +14, 12 PIM, 9.1 relative Corsi @ 5v5
Nick Schultz: 1-4-5, -7, 12 PIM, -5.5 relative Corsi @ 5v5

Things that make you go hmmm….

Unleash the Alex!

by gotsparkly on Dec 16, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

One of these two guys plays on a good team. (I’ll give you a hint: it’s not Schultz.)

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by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong!

It is Schultz!

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

My opinion on it was Good on Erskine for stepping up for Green, bad for Boudreau to have Green and Erskine on the ice at the same time.

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

The d pairings were hosed from the first period onward due to Morrisonn’s injury. He was basically going with a 5-man rotation with no set pairs, hence Green-Pocket.

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by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

never mind, question answered

Resign Semin so I don't have to buy yet another new jersey.

by Ovechkin on Dec 16, 2009 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

As much as I absolutely hate that pairing….

Green-Pocket
will live on in my mind for eternity.

by HateOffSeason on Dec 16, 2009 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Does that make Pothier “Pocket Green”?

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 16, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Personally,

I could go for some Mo’ Green.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I was also wondering why they were paired, was it perhaps a long shift for one of them (green)?

Resign Semin so I don't have to buy yet another new jersey.

by Ovechkin on Dec 16, 2009 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Valid point, I guess a vetran enforce (Brash, Larque, etc.) would turn that fight down as to not risk losing any momentum, but I don’t think Brads was really going to unless it was 100% necessary given the results of his last two fights. I think the answer here would be to occasionally call up a guy from the AHL, a guy that will fight because he “has something to prove”, as needed. It would be a tiny cap hit, and he would be far more willing to go in routs.

Resign Semin so I don't have to buy yet another new jersey.

by Ovechkin on Dec 16, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Or we could just sign Iginla…now there’s a guy who can win fights and still contribute.

Resign Semin so I don't have to buy yet another new jersey.

by Ovechkin on Dec 16, 2009 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Much love for Jarome around these parts.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 16, 2009 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I wish. I’ve had a hockey crush on Jarome for years. he’s why I watch Flames games. If he played in NY or Toronto he’d be a sports deity.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

He’d be on a losing team, too.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Toronto = yes
NY (Rags or Isles) = no

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Give them time.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

You put Iggy on either of those rosters and it adds a scoring punch either could use to be more consistent. Brings some vet leadership as well. I hate both teams, but he’d make them both playoff squads, especially the Rags.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

With no salary cap, yeah.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we’d have a better chance at acquiring Iggy Wiggum

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Hence my “I wish” reply above.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Iggy is probably one of the most universally-loved and respected players in the NHL. I’ve never met a hockey fan who didn’t like him and want him on their team.

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by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Based last year, Brash wouldn’t have done anything besides get knocked out by Wade Belak and just kind of skated around for a few shifts like the rotting hulk of an aging battle ship

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t forget beating up teens.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Or get suspended in the playoffs…

Resign Semin so I don't have to buy yet another new jersey.

by Ovechkin on Dec 16, 2009 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

We already have someone on the NHL roster who is a healthy scratch most nights, sees some time on the 4th line and has something to prove. He wears #89. He might wanna think about developing that edge to his game.

by Kolzilla on Dec 16, 2009 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the one fight he got in didn’t really send a message…he was more the recipient of a “message sending”..

Resign Semin so I don't have to buy yet another new jersey.

by Ovechkin on Dec 16, 2009 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Well done

Can I ask where hot pocket came from?

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 16, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Just noticed the guy behind BB on the bench wearing a referee’s jersey.

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

by hotdog88gt on Dec 16, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

’Tis a shame Brads turned him down — could have had a Gordie!

"Let the rest be scared of us." - Emo Bunny Sasha Semin

by Scott in Shaw on Dec 16, 2009 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Those third jerseys are remarkable! I love the squashed Pickelhaube logo. Nothing says “USA” like a Prussian helmet.

Atta dinnin stick a who!

by Gould Old Days on Dec 16, 2009 9:24 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Awwwwwww
Swift Current’s Cody Eakin (Washington) has been released by Team Canada.

"And next year it will be ours."

by Ovechwin on Dec 16, 2009 9:38 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah, sucks for him. Disappointing.

Unleash the Alex!

by gotsparkly on Dec 16, 2009 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Given their depth at center I’m not surprised. He had an uphill climb. I’m glad he got the experience of going to the camp though.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, we all know about that chip on the shoulder….

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 16, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Cody watched the go-ahead power play goal from his seat in the penalty box last night.

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 16, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for following this so closely, as clearly I am only reading the reports. That will unfortunately seal your fate in a situation like that, I guess.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 16, 2009 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. Must be awkward, watching your roster spot slide away…

ALEX, FЯEE

by EmilyB on Dec 16, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Paul Simon Eakin

Ron and Fez 11 to 3

by YvonLabresMoustache on Dec 16, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Della Rovere made it.

If you've read this far...seek help.

by ThePeerless on Dec 16, 2009 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Excellent. I’m sure the Russians can’t wait to see him again.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure the Russians Americans can’t wait to see him again

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 16, 2009 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh jeebus.

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by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, I was just remembering a bad move he made last year. I’m sure something like that doesn’t happen again.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 16, 2009 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

No, I remember quite clearly. That game was awful. I thought their opening-round game was the “actual” gold-medal game. And the refs botched it. I’m still a mite bitter.

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by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I was referring to the game in the semis where he got a bit out of control.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t he take out JVR? I remember that, vaguely…I was quite proud of our little Delly for being so scrappy.

by Becca H on Dec 16, 2009 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Here is a video recap for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8_C73cyvLo

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

That was the incident I was referring to, as I didn’t see that much of the the WJC last year.

"The Caps fan doesn't say, 'is the glass half full' or 'is the glass half empty'. He wonders when the glass is going to spill."

by gfcaps fan on Dec 16, 2009 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

There were a few games where he got out of control.

The Caps need that kind of paper, the shit-stirrer.

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Player*

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

A pot-disturber, if you will.

My ability to post is only surpassed by my ability to pinch pennies.

by jordanDC on Dec 16, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

A Smakedown Specialist?

by ns on Dec 16, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

YES!!!

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by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

They need his grit just not the out of control thing. SDR himself has commented that he needs to watch the penalties.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Which makes me like him all the more. I’d be more worried if he weren’t conscious of the penalties and the effect they can have on a team. He knows his role and understands he also has to limit himself.

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Same here. You’ll find no bigger fan of his than me.

Caps fans who haven’t seen him play may be surprised with his skill with the puck. Most times when his name here it is mentioned in relation to his grit/toughness.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I forget, were you the Rink Rat who was telling me they’ve seen him play in Barrie frequently? I thought you were in PHX…

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by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

No, that wasn’t me. You are right, I live in the Phoenix area.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Huh. I remember having a convo with someone about SDR last year regarding his pugilistic skills. Or something like that.

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by D'ohboy on Dec 16, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Not sure who that was. Those pugilistic skills are well documented online. Gotta be a dozen or so videos of his fights over the last couple of years floating around.

A man gotta have a code

by Carl Putnam on Dec 16, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

If you search for SDR on YouTube you’ll get a ton of fights. As well as his hits on Shattenkirk and JVR.

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Dec 16, 2009 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Lost in all of this is that Alzner played a great game, I feel.

In addition (two totally separate thoughts) I find it kind of ironic how we feel about enforcers/grit as a community. We want more grit, and some of us want an enforcer, but John Erskine’s not good enough, Donald Brashear fights teenagers, Matt Cooke knees people. If we look at more players we could acquire, there seems to be an excuse for why we don’t want that player due to something he’s done. I dunno, it just kind of bugged me.

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Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

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by Whiter Mage on Dec 16, 2009 9:40 AM EST reply actions