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Rejected Hockey Card - Jeff Schultz

Now I know what you're thinking.  Here it comes, the inevitable blast of Jeff Schultz...  but it's not.  Really.  I think Schultzy is getting better;  slowly but surely improving and becoming a player that we may someday look back on and laugh about the grief we used to give him.  Like when people in my section (GRANT!) yell, "Stop Sucking!". 

Usually that's aimed at the whole team, not just Schultz. 

Well, if someday we're going to look back and laugh, we might as well start here:

 

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Seriously, I'm excited about his future...  no, really I am.  It's just that... well, ya know...  he's ...  funny.

 

Don't listen to me Sarge!  Go get em!

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Anyone know if they keep track of records for the longest goal let in that’s NOT an empty netter?

by Brainumbc on Nov 20, 2009 12:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I would bet they all look like his, or perhaps off the window after hitting a stanchion.

DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.

by Chris meet Alex on Nov 20, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Never seen that before. Not sure it has the same umph as the Jordan one did, but fun. (Weird pick with Sundin)

DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.

by Chris meet Alex on Nov 20, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yea.. this was a better Sundin one:

Yea.. this was a better Sundin one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88WdovasU0

by Brainumbc on Nov 20, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Indeed. That was a classic! Great French-Canadian name… Francios Dupuis!

DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.

by Chris meet Alex on Nov 20, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That is an amazing comercial

by Bman21212 on Nov 21, 2009 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone remember the “Freak on a Leash” video by KoRN where the entire video followed a bullet around? Heh.. someone needs to make a music video like that but following the puck.

by Brainumbc on Nov 20, 2009 12:03 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Cinco Cinco. awesome.

by RedBirdie on Nov 20, 2009 12:17 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

No reference to his half slapshot? Aw.

Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.

Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuvirth, Flash.

Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.

by Whiter Mage on Nov 20, 2009 1:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

right, the one where he decelerated towards the puck… I like that one.

DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.

by Chris meet Alex on Nov 20, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

Jeff Cinco Cinco…. oh yeah…

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Caps on Nov 20, 2009 3:00 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE NICKEL!
Pure gold.

"My face is my mask."

by jakeshapiro on Nov 20, 2009 5:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Or… pure nickel?

"My face is my mask."

by jakeshapiro on Nov 20, 2009 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If I had a nickel for every time someone sez “trade Schultz”, I’d have to stop posting at the Rink. I’d be too busy frolicking in my new hot tub full of nickels.

SO FЯIENDS, IS BATTLE NOW.

by Your Nation's Capital on Nov 22, 2009 2:23 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oddly enough, this card smells like cream puffs.

"I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant."

by Bald Pollack on Nov 22, 2009 12:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Really? It looks like it smells like…. victory.

"You punch him, he punches you, and you hope you get the best of it." - Matt Bradley

by mercurialwinger on Nov 23, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Schultz – The Tower of Power!

by Crabby Appleton on Nov 23, 2009 10:38 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Best Yet

I'm trying to work out a deal with a club in Europe

by D'ohboy on Dec 2, 2009 5:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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