Rejected Hockey Card - Jeff Schultz
Now I know what you're thinking. Here it comes, the inevitable blast of Jeff Schultz... but it's not. Really. I think Schultzy is getting better; slowly but surely improving and becoming a player that we may someday look back on and laugh about the grief we used to give him. Like when people in my section (GRANT!) yell, "Stop Sucking!".
Usually that's aimed at the whole team, not just Schultz.
Well, if someday we're going to look back and laugh, we might as well start here:
Seriously, I'm excited about his future... no, really I am. It's just that... well, ya know... he's ... funny.
Don't listen to me Sarge! Go get em!
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Anyone know if they keep track of records for the longest goal let in that’s NOT an empty netter?
by Brainumbc on Nov 20, 2009 12:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I would bet they all look like his, or perhaps off the window after hitting a stanchion.
DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.
by Chris meet Alex on Nov 20, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Never seen that before. Not sure it has the same umph as the Jordan one did, but fun. (Weird pick with Sundin)
DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.
by Chris meet Alex on Nov 20, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yea.. this was a better Sundin one:
Yea.. this was a better Sundin one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88WdovasU0
by Brainumbc on Nov 20, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Indeed. That was a classic! Great French-Canadian name… Francios Dupuis!
DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.
by Chris meet Alex on Nov 20, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone remember the “Freak on a Leash” video by KoRN where the entire video followed a bullet around? Heh.. someone needs to make a music video like that but following the puck.
by Brainumbc on Nov 20, 2009 12:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
No reference to his half slapshot? Aw.
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by Whiter Mage on Nov 20, 2009 1:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
right, the one where he decelerated towards the puck… I like that one.
DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.
by Chris meet Alex on Nov 20, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
Jeff Cinco Cinco…. oh yeah…
Let's go Caps!
by MikeL-Caps on Nov 20, 2009 3:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
DOUBLE NICKEL!
Pure gold.
"My face is my mask."
by jakeshapiro on Nov 20, 2009 5:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Or… pure nickel?
"My face is my mask."
by jakeshapiro on Nov 20, 2009 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If I had a nickel for every time someone sez “trade Schultz”, I’d have to stop posting at the Rink. I’d be too busy frolicking in my new hot tub full of nickels.
SO FЯIENDS, IS BATTLE NOW.
by Your Nation's Capital on Nov 22, 2009 2:23 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oddly enough, this card smells like cream puffs.
"I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant."
by Bald Pollack on Nov 22, 2009 12:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Really? It looks like it smells like…. victory.
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by mercurialwinger on Nov 23, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Best Yet
I'm trying to work out a deal with a club in Europe
by D'ohboy on Dec 2, 2009 5:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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