Caption Contest!
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Your Nation's Capital
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“Who rocks the red harder than anybody? THIS GUY!”
by RedLife8 on Nov 17, 2009 11:21 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
“It’s called unleashing the fury. You should try it sometime.”
SO FЯIENDS, IS BATTLE NOW.
by Your Nation's Capital on Nov 17, 2009 11:27 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
“Tell Hank he’s not getting rid of me that easy! Tell him. I’m gonna score on him.”
by RedBirdie on Nov 17, 2009 11:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“See this? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”
Our lives are this moment, the music, the dance ....
Fan Clubs: Sloan, Schultz
by gotsparkly on Nov 17, 2009 11:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Do you think my wife will notice that my eye exploded?”
by RedBirdie on Nov 17, 2009 11:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Think this one will make Scarlet Caps?”
Russian Machine very rarely breaks.
by macvechkin on Nov 17, 2009 11:41 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
“You think this is bad, wait till i get the guy that just threw that plastic bottle away!”
by i12swim on Nov 18, 2009 12:14 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
“I love these white away jerseys, but they’re missing something. The blood red really ties it all together!”
"My face is my mask."
by jakeshapiro on Nov 18, 2009 12:22 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“it’s bleeding again, isn’t it?”
by sincitycapsfan on Nov 18, 2009 12:40 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
“Son, what happened to you?”
“Mr. Referee, I was just getting back into my car with my buddy Patrick Kane – we’d just hit up the concession stand for some nachos and I must have dropped his change somewhere. Next thing I know…”
by Knee high to a duck on Nov 18, 2009 1:06 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
Full of win. Rec’d.
"My face is my mask."
by jakeshapiro on Nov 18, 2009 1:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
All that for twenty cents…
Let's go Caps!
by MikeL-Caps on Nov 18, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This one made for real LOL at work. Totally rec’n hilarious!
by terpgrrl on Nov 18, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ref… I trust that “scratch” hasn’t made you useless.
Bradley: Hardly, my lord, it’s just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.
If you've read this far...seek help.
by ThePeerless on Nov 18, 2009 6:55 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
MB: “You should see the other guy.”
Linesman: “I did, lol.”
Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.
Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuwirth, Flash.
Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.
by Whiter Mage on Nov 18, 2009 7:53 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
“It was no big deal. I regularly bleed, so it is nothing new.”
or
“It seems like my skin is pretty paper-ish, so a few stitches and no big deal.”
"I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant."
by Bald Pollack on Nov 18, 2009 8:02 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Since when are you the fashion referee too? I can fight in road whites as well as home reds/
by red army line on Nov 18, 2009 8:13 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“No, the blood isn’t from the fight. I just hit my head on this damn Versus scoreboard hanging above us.”
"If you're gonna die after 24, might as well jump out at 23:59, no?"
by Laich It Or Lump It on Nov 18, 2009 8:20 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
“Eh, it was just a tiny little nick, but they didn’t have any eco-friendly band-aids back in the room, so…”
Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world
by J.P. on Nov 18, 2009 8:24 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Alternatively…
“It’s part of our new ‘Unleash the Red’ marketing campaign.”
“I think you’re doing it wrong, son.”
Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world
by J.P. on Nov 18, 2009 8:26 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
rec’d for “doing it wrong”
Atta dinnin stick a who!
by Gould Old Days on Nov 18, 2009 9:20 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
“You’re next.”
Void Boyd! Go with Perreault!
by jordanDC on Nov 18, 2009 8:31 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Really? Strawberry jelly in my helmet? C’mon ref couldn’t you have stuck with shaving cream like everyone else?
by Brainumbc on Nov 18, 2009 8:53 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Why’d you break it up? I was just getting started.”
by gfcaps fan on Nov 18, 2009 9:06 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
BRAAAIINNNSS!!! BRAINS MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY!!!
by Brainumbc on Nov 18, 2009 9:15 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Don’t worry, there was barely any love for the recycled blood joke, either.
by DrinkingPartner on Nov 19, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
“Tell those boys from Metallica that I can fight fire with fire, too.”
"Camaraderie, that's what the Washington Capitals are all about."
by CapitalCentre on Nov 18, 2009 9:31 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ref: Bradley, you’re bleeding. Yeah, its you.
Bradley: [turns to ref] I ain’t got time to bleed.
by ns on Nov 18, 2009 9:38 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
As promised… Jesse "The Body" Venturec’d.
And poor Rangers. They probably thought to themselves, “If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
Japers' Rink: Hockey blogging from the most powerful city in the world
by J.P. on Nov 18, 2009 9:47 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Agent Steinz came up with a pretty good caption at the Bog: “You see this? I do this for fun on weekends. Like, I might just scrape my face along a bed of rusty, poison-soaked razor-tipped nails, then douse my face in bleach and draw bloody bleachy designs in my raw, oozing skin with a steak knife. Helps me wake up in the morning. No big deal.”
by RedBirdie on Nov 18, 2009 10:00 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Chicks dig this more than the long ball.
Ted Leonsis Used to Recommend: http://capsnut.blogspot.com/
Everybody Wang Chung......
Please load brain before shooting off mouth.™
by Caps Nut on Nov 18, 2009 10:02 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
…i will eat your children….then recycle them!!!
by KWclevpark on Nov 18, 2009 10:07 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“See this? Captain material.”
"No TV and no beer make Homer go something something."
by apk3000 on Nov 18, 2009 10:24 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
“This is gonna look even more impressive when I score the game winning goal tonight. I’ll be right back.”
"If you're gonna die after 24, might as well jump out at 23:59, no?"
by Laich It Or Lump It on Nov 18, 2009 10:43 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
“This is just the first part of my hat trick”
by J.B on Nov 18, 2009 10:57 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“You shoulda seen the other guy. What? You did…crap.”
by Forsch31 on Nov 18, 2009 12:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“There is no ‘I’ in Matt Bradley.”
SO FЯIENDS, IS BATTLE NOW.
by Your Nation's Capital on Nov 18, 2009 12:29 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
“I really wanted to wear a red jersey tonight.”
Let's go Caps!
by MikeL-Caps on Nov 18, 2009 1:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Do you think bleeding would make a good subject for my next ‘Forces of Hockey’ segment?”
Let's go Caps!
by MikeL-Caps on Nov 18, 2009 1:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I felt like, “This guy’s really hurting me.” And it hurt.
by Natty Bumppo on Nov 18, 2009 1:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
“This jersey could fetch big charity money, eh?”
by Stephen Pepper on Nov 18, 2009 2:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Stitches. STITCHES!! WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN STITCHES!!!
DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.
by Chris meet Alex on Nov 18, 2009 3:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“What,this? Aw, I just wanted to capture the OLD SCHOOL HOCKEY look tonight”
If you don't wanna get hit, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!
by dlw66 on Nov 18, 2009 10:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“like Eddie Shore, Dit Clapper, and Toe Blake…those guys were the greats!"
Atta dinnin stick a who!
by Gould Old Days on Nov 18, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
MB: Now, we go in, we kill. No more talking. Just kiiiiill.
BB from the bench: Soon my dog of war, but we have to do it my way.
If consequences dictate the course of action, then it doesn't matter what's right, it's only wrong if you get caught. If consequences dictate the course of action, then I should play God...
by Fehr and Balanced on Nov 21, 2009 3:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
If you photoshop the mustache from your avatar onto Bradley, and then accompany it with that quote, I think we’d have a winner.
by DrinkingPartner on Nov 22, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
























