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“Who rocks the red harder than anybody? THIS GUY!”
by RedLife19 on Nov 17, 2009 11:21 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
“It’s called unleashing the fury. You should try it sometime.”
SO FЯIENDS, IS BATTLE NOW.
by EmilyB on Nov 17, 2009 11:27 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
“Think this one will make Scarlet Caps?”
Russian Machine very rarely breaks.
by macvechkin on Nov 17, 2009 11:41 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
“You think this is bad, wait till i get the guy that just threw that plastic bottle away!”
by i12swim on Nov 18, 2009 12:14 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
“it’s bleeding again, isn’t it?”
by sincitycapsfan on Nov 18, 2009 12:40 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
“Son, what happened to you?”
“Mr. Referee, I was just getting back into my car with my buddy Patrick Kane – we’d just hit up the concession stand for some nachos and I must have dropped his change somewhere. Next thing I know…”
by Knee high to a duck on Nov 18, 2009 1:06 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
Full of win. Rec’d.
"My face is my mask."
by Jake Shapiro on Nov 18, 2009 1:55 AM EST up reply actions
All that for twenty cents…
Let's go Caps!
by MikeL-Pivonka on Nov 18, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Ref… I trust that “scratch” hasn’t made you useless.
Bradley: Hardly, my lord, it’s just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.
If you've read this far...seek help.
by ThePeerless on Nov 18, 2009 6:55 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
MB: “You should see the other guy.”
Linesman: “I did, lol.”
Familiar Rapports: Bald Pollack, F&B, Gould Old Days.
Lobbies: Osala, Perreault, Erskine, Pothier, Neuwirth, Flash.
Fan of: Mean Lars Backstrom, Line Mashing, Cake.
by Whiter Mage on Nov 18, 2009 7:53 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
“It was no big deal. I regularly bleed, so it is nothing new.”
or
“It seems like my skin is pretty paper-ish, so a few stitches and no big deal.”
"I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant."
by Bald Pollack on Nov 18, 2009 8:02 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
“No, the blood isn’t from the fight. I just hit my head on this damn Versus scoreboard hanging above us.”
"If you're gonna die after 24, might as well jump out at 23:59, no?"
by Laich It Or Lump It on Nov 18, 2009 8:20 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
“Eh, it was just a tiny little nick, but they didn’t have any eco-friendly band-aids back in the room, so…”
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Alternatively…
“It’s part of our new ‘Unleash the Red’ marketing campaign.”
“I think you’re doing it wrong, son.”
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by J.P. on Nov 18, 2009 8:26 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
rec’d for “doing it wrong”
Atta dinnin stick a who!
by Gould Old Days on Nov 18, 2009 9:20 AM EST up reply actions
Don’t worry, there was barely any love for the recycled blood joke, either.
by DrinkingPartner on Nov 19, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Ref: Bradley, you’re bleeding. Yeah, its you.
Bradley: [turns to ref] I ain’t got time to bleed.
by ns on Nov 18, 2009 9:38 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
As promised… Jesse "The Body" Venturec’d.
And poor Rangers. They probably thought to themselves, “If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
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Agent Steinz came up with a pretty good caption at the Bog: “You see this? I do this for fun on weekends. Like, I might just scrape my face along a bed of rusty, poison-soaked razor-tipped nails, then douse my face in bleach and draw bloody bleachy designs in my raw, oozing skin with a steak knife. Helps me wake up in the morning. No big deal.”
Chicks dig this more than the long ball.
Ted Leonsis Used to Recommend: http://capsnut.blogspot.com/
Everybody Wang Chung......
Please load brain before shooting off mouth.™
by Caps Nut on Nov 18, 2009 10:02 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
“See this? Captain material.”
"No TV and no beer make Homer go something something."
by apk3000 on Nov 18, 2009 10:24 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
“This is gonna look even more impressive when I score the game winning goal tonight. I’ll be right back.”
"If you're gonna die after 24, might as well jump out at 23:59, no?"
by Laich It Or Lump It on Nov 18, 2009 10:43 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
“There is no ‘I’ in Matt Bradley.”
SO FЯIENDS, IS BATTLE NOW.
by EmilyB on Nov 18, 2009 12:29 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I felt like, “This guy’s really hurting me.” And it hurt.
by Natty Bumppo on Nov 18, 2009 1:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Stitches. STITCHES!! WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN STITCHES!!!
DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.
by Chris meet Alex on Nov 18, 2009 3:31 PM EST reply actions
“What,this? Aw, I just wanted to capture the OLD SCHOOL HOCKEY look tonight”
If you don't wanna get hit, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!
“like Eddie Shore, Dit Clapper, and Toe Blake…those guys were the greats!"
Atta dinnin stick a who!
by Gould Old Days on Nov 18, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
MB: Now, we go in, we kill. No more talking. Just kiiiiill.
BB from the bench: Soon my dog of war, but we have to do it my way.
If consequences dictate the course of action, then it doesn't matter what's right, it's only wrong if you get caught. If consequences dictate the course of action, then I should play God...
If you photoshop the mustache from your avatar onto Bradley, and then accompany it with that quote, I think we’d have a winner.
by DrinkingPartner on Nov 22, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
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