Rejected Hockey Card - M. Green

by Chris meet Alex on Nov 17, 2009 4:29 PM EST

There's no way that after a season like few defensemen have ever had that the Canadian Olympic team wouldn't include one of the fastest, slickest, and most offensive (wait, that came out wrong) player on their roster, Mike Green of your Washington Capitals... would they?

I mean it seems beyond improbable that a Norris trophy finalist isn't good enough to play on your Olympic team, but here we are.

And thus in honor of the possibility that Greener watches the Olympics the same way we all are going to (in a futon eating Funions and drinking Mountain Dew), I am going to leak the never before seen hockey card that was pulled at the last second!

"I support more Rink original works of art" -Fehr and Balanced

You can thank F&B for this mess.

::Update:: Circles anyone?

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HAHAHAHAHA

I just busted out laughing when i saw this card

by CAPFan4Life on Nov 17, 2009 4:35 PM EST reply actions

on first glance i half-believed that was real. good job!

by Natty Bumppo on Nov 17, 2009 4:37 PM EST reply actions

it’s always F&B’s fault!

But awesome job, both on the card and commentary in the post! (can one really drink funions?)

by RedBirdie on Nov 17, 2009 4:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Drinking Funions… Ha! Proofreading is a great idea!! You’d think I’d been smoking Funions…

DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.

by Chris meet Alex on Nov 17, 2009 4:47 PM EST up reply actions

Excellent work.

"Let the rest be scared of us." - Emo Bunny Sasha Semin

by Scott in Shaw on Nov 17, 2009 4:52 PM EST reply actions

There’s Dew and Funions all over my keyboard now.

Ha!

SO FЯIENDS, IS BATTLE NOW.

by EmilyB on Nov 17, 2009 4:58 PM EST reply actions

Nice job, but aren’t they on NHL ice this time around?

/fact checking obvious parody

Void Boyd! Go with Perreault!

by jordanDC on Nov 17, 2009 5:03 PM EST reply actions

seriously, are they?

DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.

by Chris meet Alex on Nov 17, 2009 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

Yep.

"Let the rest be scared of us." - Emo Bunny Sasha Semin

by Scott in Shaw on Nov 17, 2009 5:13 PM EST up reply actions

That really really really sucks

I’ve always had more fun watching olympic hockey b/c of the bigger surface and more exciting play. Not just due to the talent level…Even Belarus vs. Kazakhstan was better than most NHL games.

by 202-206 on Nov 18, 2009 5:06 PM EST up reply actions

yeah, I’m pretty bummed about that too…

DC, where Hockey is a baffling ordeal.

by Chris meet Alex on Nov 18, 2009 5:10 PM EST up reply actions

Great job. I’ll gladly take the blame on this one. Really well done with the card.

If consequences dictate the course of action, then it doesn't matter what's right, it's only wrong if you get caught. If consequences dictate the course of action, then I should play God...

by Rob Parker on Nov 17, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions

Awesome.

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by J.P. on Nov 17, 2009 6:29 PM EST reply actions

Shouldn’t that be the Pronger card?

by Brainumbc on Nov 18, 2009 8:50 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

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