The Real NHL Suspension Flowchart

Down Goes Brown gets the real goods from Colin Campbell. This season's suspensions and non-suspensions, now explained.

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Brilliant, as always.

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by J.P. on Nov 10, 2009 7:08 PM EST reply actions

Extra-special with the bonus playoff suspension flowchart.

by bigonetimer on Nov 10, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions

The postseason chat is amazing. I laughed pretty hard at that.

One guy just drove his semi as a float. I guess semis are cool.

by zephyr on Nov 10, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions

I lol’d.

by sixsevenfiftysix on Nov 10, 2009 7:45 PM EST reply actions

F-ing amazing as always. I love you, DGB.

Fight, you time-wasting figure skaters!

by boutros23 on Nov 10, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions

Classic.

by CraigD on Nov 10, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions

…Wait, was it Avery?

Lulz.

IS PЯACTICE ЯINK NOW

by EmilyB on Nov 10, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions

They left out what would happen if Pronger did something to Avery….one of the few silver linings of Pronger coming to Philly…

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Pivonka on Nov 11, 2009 9:09 AM EST up reply actions

The money line: “Was it funny? —> Hilarious.”

by sixsevenfiftysix on Nov 10, 2009 8:48 PM EST reply actions

The money line for me was “Dammit, Pronger!”

Our lives are this moment, the music, the dance ....

Fan Clubs: Sloan, Schultz

by gotsparkly on Nov 10, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions

Me too, because I was reading it going, “The only star with a discipline record is Chris Pr- oh, there it is”.

by David Getz on Nov 12, 2009 9:32 AM EST up reply actions

Truly funny.

by gfcaps fan on Nov 10, 2009 8:55 PM EST reply actions

Really, really funny (and frighteningly close to accurate).

by grapejoos on Nov 11, 2009 11:50 AM EST reply actions

The playoff one should have included a “Was it Donald Brashear?”—→“Yes”——>"How bad was the hit?“—→”eh, marginal not regular season clean, but probably passable in the playoffs….could go either way I guess.“—→”6 GAMES!"

by DC FURY on Nov 11, 2009 5:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

MS Paint in 3… 2… 1…

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by J.P. on Nov 12, 2009 7:49 AM EST up reply actions

hey now, technically, it was only a 5 game suspension. an extra game was tacked on for pre-gram contact. Which, when a certain star player did it in the SCF that same season, it was ignored. “Contact? What contact? I didn’t see any contact!”

by RedBirdie on Nov 12, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions

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