Awesomely Bad Idea Du Jour

The good news? Alexander Ovechkin is beginning to transcend hockey and even sports in general.

The bad news? He's spawning ideas like this:

Amid all the chest-pounding and beer drinking, one player in particular kept catching my eye and soon I was daydreaming up catchy titles and thinking of the kinds of puck sluts that would show up for this dude's VH1 celebreality dating show.

I'd call it From Russia, With Love starring Alexander Ovechkin.

The funny thing is that I'm sure we can all see envision this pretty easily (and AO is no stranger to surreality television). Then again, if we're talking about catty competitions for Alex's affection... been there, done that.

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