Inspired (but not really) by the hideous creations circulating in the hockey blogosphere and just in time for Christmas (in case you're wondering what to get the team owner who's got everything
including a great sheet of ice), we bring you The Ultimate Washington Capital - a mash-up of some of the best attributes of current Cap skaters (and one deserving former Cap still in the system), that would probably not be as good as Alex Ovechkin is on his own. Still, behold the awesome monster in all his glory:
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What do you think? Could this guy help the team win a few games?