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The Ultimate Washington Capital

Inspired (but not really) by the hideous creations circulating in the hockey blogosphere and just in time for Christmas (in case you're wondering what to get the team owner who's got everything including a great sheet of ice), we bring you The Ultimate Washington Capital - a mash-up of some of the best attributes of current Cap skaters (and one deserving former Cap still in the system), that would probably not be as good as Alex Ovechkin is on his own. Still, behold the awesome monster in all his glory:

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What do you think? Could this guy help the team win a few games?

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You left out Sean Collins.

Seeing some of those names/skills reminds me how decimated the lineup is.

by TylerG on Dec 22, 2008 12:14 PM EST reply actions  

Can you clone him as well – looks like injuries are getting worse again, after an all too brief period of “recovery”

by Ames on Dec 22, 2008 12:25 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

wonderful

but I think Zetterberg (minus Brash’s fists) is otherwise engaged…

by bigonetimer on Dec 22, 2008 12:35 PM EST reply actions  

Given the Caps’ PK — especially with injuries to 28, 91, 52, 3 — you wonder if they’d consider calling up Q.

by TylerG on Dec 22, 2008 12:57 PM EST reply actions  

Shot blocking

No goaltending skills? I don’t thing Quentin Laing’s shins count, but he’s better at blocking shots than Theo.

I notice you have Matt Bradley’s junk, but no one’s groin.

And I bet if Zubrus was here, you’d say his posterior since I think he scored more goals with it than his stick…

by matzohboy on Dec 22, 2008 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

I believe that Matt Bradley’s position was mixed up with Brooks Laich’s.

by CapitalsKremlin on Dec 22, 2008 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, it’s tangible alright…

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