A few random links on a slow Monday in August: This may not be the freakiest "former Caps mascot" story you'll ever read about, but it may be the most ridiculous (Joe Finley awaits, campers!).... Speaking of summer camp, do you love Jesus and hockey? Have I got the camp for you (and as a bonus, we get another in our "Where Is That Crappy Former Caps Blueliner Now?" series).... Actually, here's yet another crappy former Caps blueliner making the news recently.... Finally, check out what a third crappy former Caps rearguard (who went on to have a decent career) is up to these days.