Hat tip to Alex Ovetjkin for pointing us to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review's article which asked a number of mainstream media types the ridiculously ambiguous question, "Who is the NHL's best player right now?"

The results and commentary are all worth checking out, as the writers engage in an impromptu competition to see whose quote can come across as the douchiest. The winner? Probably Pierre LeBrun, though Bruce Garrioch's rhyme and Tim Panaccio's head-scratcher are up there. Oh, and who the hell voted "Chris Pronger"?