Jose Theodore's Performance-Enhanced Hair

For years I have been a big fan of Montreal goaltender Jose Theodore, so this is a difficult story about which to write. It seems that Jose's accomplishments haven't been achieved through hard-work and God's gifts as one would hope, but that he has, in fact, been using a supplement.

The word came down today that Theodore tested positive for an agent used to mask anabolic steroids. The masking agent in question? Propecia. That's right, the hair restoration drug.

I think it's safe to say that Theodore's beauty will forever more have an asterisk next to it, if not officially, at least in the minds of his fans.

Or, should I say, his former fans.